Infosphere:Featured article for fortnight 13 of 2014
In 3013, the crew went on a corporate team-building retreat, which secretly arranged for them to be trapped in the ship with a horrific alien creature, so that they would learn to trust each other. The creature would eat crew member after crew member, but no one would actually die. Jackie Jr. was the first of the crew to be eaten. After being eaten, the others would join him in a pizza party.