|Planet of origin||Earth|
|First appearance||"Less than Hero" (4ACV04)|
|Voiced by||Tress MacNeille|
The tour guide is a woman who works as a tour guide in Museum of Natural History. When the Zookeeper replaced the animals of the museum with his animals, an elephant grabbed and ate her. Despite her injuries, she reappears at the same museum only a few weeks later showing the exhibition of the intact Panucci's Pizza.
Tour guide: I don't know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orientation and a Harlequin romance about archaeologists.