Transcript:Neutopia


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post First Clip of the New Episodes of 4 May, 2011 (Section #1) and on the video from the post Exclusive Clip from Futurama’s Season Opener! of 15 June, 2011 (Section #2).]

Section #1

 * [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]

Leela: I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.
 * [Amy leans back in her chair.]

Amy: Crappin' A! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.
 * [The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Zoidberg have long hair.]

Bender: ! Being chicks is so much fun. Fry: Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff.
 * [Leela sighs.]

Leela: What a skank.

Section #2

 * [Scene: Desertic, uncharted planet. A rock Alien is addressing a group of Earthican people consisting of Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Hermes, LaBarbara, Amy, Leela, and Farnworth's girlfriend.]

Rock Alien: Even a young pebble could see your race is divided based on the configuration of your twenty-third chromosome.
 * [Dr. Cahill is now shown to be part of the Earthican group as well.]

Amy: [confused] You mean, "along gender lines"? Rock Alien: [confused] Gender? Sal: Yes. You knows, guyses, galses... In that order. [Leela slaps him.] Ows! Rock Alien: I am not familiar with this concept of gender. My species has only a single gender, know as nuchacho. Zoidberg: Interesting. [furiously] Come on, men! Let's kill him!
 * [Zoidberg, Bender, Fry, Hermes, Victor, Scruffy, Sal, and the Professor run towards the rock Alien and cheer, but are stopped by a pink fridge. The Alien goes back to addressing the group. Hattie, the Professor, and Victor are also shown to be listening this time.]

Rock Alien: Your genders differ in many ways, but, as with all things that are different, chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC, one is always clearly better. Bender: Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.