Milhouse Van Houten

He donated his lucky rabbits foot to the time capsule, believing he could have good luck without it. He was wrong, as as soon as he put it in he tripped up, had the time capsule closed on his hilariously freakish nose, and Nelson Muntz gave him a wedgie, while laughing. He was also videotaped having these unfortunate events happen to him and the tape was put in the time capsule, so future generation can laugh at his misadventures and his hilariously freakish nose. His foot (the rabbit's, not literally his!) was later partially responsible for the creation of the univers- sorry, I mean Bart Simpson creatures