User:PlNG

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Bender, we're trying our best. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Look, last night was a mistake.

Daylight and everything. Really?! You, a bobsledder!? That I'd like to see! Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

You know, I was God once. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Belligerent and numerous. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

Hello Morbo, how's the family? Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

Yeah, lots of people did. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Do a flip! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? You're going to do his laundry?

Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Well, then good news! It's a suppository. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Can we have Bender Burgers again? For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Your best is an idiot! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!

What are their names? How much did you make me? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial? Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! We don't have a brig. Okay, I like a challenge. Bite my shiny metal ass.

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Leela's gonna kill me. But existing is basically all I do!

Soon enough. We're rescuing ya. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Take me to your leader!

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Moving along… Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." A sexy mistake. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Who are those horrible orange men? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Ooh, name it after me!

Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Negative, bossy meat creature!