Infosphere:Featured article for fortnight 23 of 2013



The recruitment officer is an Earth Army officer who, in 3001, recruited and. In 3009, he attended the ceremony for the implosion of the violet dwarf star. In 3010, he attended Planet Express's 100th-delivery party.

In 3013, by when he was a sergeant, the officer was awarded the for finding the remote control of the 's T.V. for President. Because the Purple Heart is awarded to people who have been wounded or killed and the officer had not been wounded, Nixon shot him with a laser, seemingly in the heart. (more...)