Calculon

Calculon was an acting unit most famous as the star of the hit robot soap opera All My Circuits. He has also appeared in films, including The Magnificent Three, for which he was nominated for an Oscar at the 1074th Academy Awards. In 3012, Calculon was killed in the World Acting Championship. In 3013, he was resurrected for a brief period and became known as Calculon 2.0, before dying once more after he had delivered the best acting performance of his career.

Biography
Throughout his career, he had lived a secret life unknown to the public. Calculon claimed to be 27 years old, but he was actually almost 1000 (2ACV18). He started his life humbly as a motorized service arm working on Project Satan. He was later offered acting talent through a deal with the Robot Devil, who collected on that bargain in 3004 by asking Calculon to give up his ears. He made his way to being many of history's great acting robots, including Acting Unit 0.8, Thespa-mat, and David Duchovny. For most of these thousand years, he was also a Were-Car, until Fry and Leela broke the curse by destroying the original were-car.

At some point in his career he became acquainted with the works of Harold Zoid, whom he came to idolize. He was presented with the opportunity to work under Zoid's direction on The Magnificent Three, with the promise that he would win an Oscar for his work on the film. When he was not nominated, he threatened Dr. Zoidberg, Bender, and his idol Harold Zoid with death. Through Zoidberg's manipulation, he was nominated for Best Actor but ultimately lost to Zoid (again, through Zoidberg's manipulation).

In 3004, he was invited at the Late Night with Humorbot 5.0, where he met Coilette from Robonia, winner of five gold medals. He fell in love with her, not knowing she was actually Bender who changed his sex. They dated, and he asks Coilette to marry him. The wedding's day, Coilette faked his death, having suffered of African Hydraulic Fever. Calculon then starred in Coilette: A Calculon Story to honor his old love's memory. He is a member of the League of Robots and, for a time, was it's leader. Under his leadership the organization remained lenient on it's official human-killing plank. After Bender joined in 3008, and was caught helping his human friends escape during Yivo's universe-wide mating (despite his frequent anti-human tirades), Calculon and the rest of the League mocked Bender (TBwaBB). Bender challenged Calculon to a duel and won, vaporizing Calculon's arm. Calculon resigned his leadership in the organization.

In 3010, he was directing a disaster film, but most of the props and the actors were presumably destroyed and killed in a real disaster in shooting the first scene.

In 3012, Calculon consumed a bottle of food colouring, which is fatal to robots, in an attempt to defeat Langdon Cobb in the World Acting Championship. Despite his sacrifice, Cobb still won the championship. The Volume 7 commentaries essentially confirm he will be revived during the season 7 episode "Calculon 2.0".

In 3013, Fry and Bender set out to bring Calculon back from the dead, due to their mutual disliking of the inferior robot actor who replaced Calculon on All My Circuits. With help from the Professor, they were able to bring his software back from Robot Hell and successfully reinstall it back into his body, which Bender had previously dug up. Calculon 2.0 was hereby born. During the year that Calculon had been dead, everyone had forgotten about him and he was now classed as a bad actor. The network executives at All My Circuits refused to recast Calculon 2.0 back into the lead role he once had in the show. This shocked and deeply saddened Calculon, as he always thought he was the greatest actor who had ever lived. Even his star on the Hollywood walk of fame was removed. Eventually he was persuaded to audition in disguise for a bit part on All My Circuits, playing himself. After a wake up call from Leela in which she called him a "grade-"B" actor" who was "immediately forgotten", Calculon lost his strong sense of ego and became very sad. This newfound emotion set him up for his acting scene in which he delivered a moving performance, perhaps the best of his entire acting career. The network executives and entire crew were greatly impressed and their faith in Calculon's acting abilities was restored. After the applause following his scene, a stage light fell next to him, narrowly missing crushing him. However, moments later a whole chunk of the stage set fell on top of him, crushing his body and killing him instantly. In honor of Calculon 2.0, his star on the walk of fame was reinstated. Calculon 2.0's wish of dying knowing he was a great actor who was adored again was fulfilled, and Calculon 2.0's spirit went back to Robot Hell to spend eternity constantly annoying the Robot Devil.

Personality
Calculon was a skilled actor who is programmed to be very busy. He is idolized by many people, including Bender, and he can be extremely self-centered. Calculon's acting talent seemed to have infused itself into his everyday life, and he speaks very melodramatically. He could be driven to violence when he doesn't get his way, such as when he was not nominated for an Oscar after appearing in The Magnificent Three and threatened to murder Zoidberg, Zoid, and Bender. However, he is also incredibly gullible. He hired Bender as an actor on All My Circuits because he believed "the audience" was rejecting the actors trying out for the show, when it was just Bender right outside the casting room yelling and disparaging everyone who came before him.

Known filmography

 * TV shows
 * All My Circuits
 * Films
 * All My Circuits: The Movie, 3001
 * The Magnificent Three, 3002
 * Coilette: A Calculon Story, 3004
 * Space Boy in Outer Space (cancelled)
 * Hydraulic Shaft, possibly 3006
 * Catastrophe Beach Party, 3010 (director)
 * Delayed and Over Budget 2, 3010
 * Stage work
 * Calculon Is HAL 9000, 3013, Shubot Theater (one-man show)

Trivia

 * He owned a big house in Hollywood.
 * He owned an enormous yacht named "Calculon's Talent" in the pool of which he sails a large yacht named "Calculon's Pride".
 * He enjoyed hot showers.
 * He tended to see life as a huge soap opera.
 * Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood. Bender was also his Official Stalker at one point.
 * He ran over Judge Whitey some time prior to The Beast with a Billion Backs, and was sentenced to community service.
 * He states explicitly in Into the Wild Green Yonder that his operating system is, and hence encounters an error in his programming seconds later.
 * This suggests that his OS had remained the same since his days as an assembly arm to death, which would date his assembly between 2007 and 2009 when Vista was the current Windows OS. Moreover as Project Satan is a military project and the US Army switched to Vista in 2009 and with Windows 7's release, it is likely his assembly was in 2009 making his age 0. Fans are further befuddled because of the television broadcast of Into the Wild Green Yonder. where the mention of Windows Vista was edited to say Windows 7.
 * Calculon is featured on a Pez dispenser that Bender once stole.
 * He seemed to be friends with the Robot Devil.

Appearances

 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
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 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * (as All My Circuits counterpart)
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")
 * Unknown broadcast-season-10 episode (likely "Calculon 2.0")