Transcript:Möbius Dick


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post You Have the 'Poon of 18 June, 2011.]
 * [Scene: Space. A Planet Express ship with sails navigates wildly through a storm, causing Bender, the ship's watch, to become seasick. Bender pulls a paper tube out of his chest cabinet, unwinds it, leaving it empty, puts it in front of his head, and zooms in with his eyes, forming a monocular.]

Bender: Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them. [He sees a four-dimensional space whale and gasps loudly.] Look! Off in the distance! It's exhaling! Leela: [from inside the ship] Use boaty talk!
 * [Bender sighs.]

Bender: Thare she blows!
 * [Scene: The Planet Express ship bridge. The crew is looking at Leela.]

Leela: Alright. Which of you space dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon that whale? Amy: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes. And giraffes are basically just land space whales.
 * [Leela nods.]

Leela: Miss Wong, you have the 'poon.
 * [Leela hands Amy a speargun.]
 * [Scene: Space. Amy is wearing a space suit. She cocks the speargun and aims at the whale, but suddenly hears giraffes running.]

Amy: Oh, God! I'm having a Serengeti flashback! [furiously] Die, you dirty giraffe!
 * [Amy shoots.]