Sponsors

Futurama has a number of "sponsors" that are generally shown as a cold opening, before the title credits. They first appeared in the second season and last in season 3's "Insane in the Mainframe", sponsors first returned in "Bender's Big Score Part 1", though this sponsor was before a commercial break. Then the sponsors as cold opening returned for the second run with "That Darn Katz!".

Sponsors
(In order of appearance) {| class="overview" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="4" ! Image ! Episode ! Slogan/Jingle ! colspan="3" |

Glagnar's Human Rinds
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 * Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg
 * It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
 * It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
 * It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

Arachno Spores
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 * Arachno Spores.jpg
 * The fatal spore with the funny name!
 * The fatal spore with the funny name!
 * The fatal spore with the funny name!

Molten Boron

 * Molten Boron.jpg
 * Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
 * colspan="3" | The singers hired to sing the tune used the incorrect "Nobody does it like Molten Boron". It was edited to take the "n" sound and put it after "does" to make the correct version.
 * Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
 * colspan="3" | The singers hired to sing the tune used the incorrect "Nobody does it like Molten Boron". It was edited to take the "n" sound and put it after "does" to make the correct version.
 * colspan="3" | The singers hired to sing the tune used the incorrect "Nobody does it like Molten Boron". It was edited to take the "n" sound and put it after "does" to make the correct version.

As a trucker, I can verify that that is the correct hazmat marker. (Buddy) ! colspan="3" |

Thompson's Teeth
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 * Thompson's Teeth.jpg
 * The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
 * The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
 * The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

Torgo's Executive Powder
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 * Torgo's Executive Powder Sponsorship.png
 * Only Torgo's packs the power of five highly paid television executives into every can for maxim odour absorption. When your toilet smells like faeces, from some disgusting species; make it take a powder, with Torgo's!
 * Only Torgo's packs the power of five highly paid television executives into every can for maxim odour absorption. When your toilet smells like faeces, from some disgusting species; make it take a powder, with Torgo's!
 * Only Torgo's packs the power of five highly paid television executives into every can for maxim odour absorption. When your toilet smells like faeces, from some disgusting species; make it take a powder, with Torgo's!

Cash Bone
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 * Cash Bone sponsorship.png
 * Cash Cash Cash! 4 Your Bones!  Too many bones??  Not enough cash??  Call Cash Bone!  Ribs!  Skulls!  Spines!  Even certain tiny ear bones!  The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE!
 * Cash Cash Cash! 4 Your Bones!  Too many bones??  Not enough cash??  Call Cash Bone!  Ribs!  Skulls!  Spines!  Even certain tiny ear bones!  The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE!
 * Cash Cash Cash! 4 Your Bones!  Too many bones??  Not enough cash??  Call Cash Bone!  Ribs!  Skulls!  Spines!  Even certain tiny ear bones!  The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE!

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts
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 * Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png
 * It's nut'so good!
 * It's nut'so good!
 * It's nut'so good!
 * }

Trivia

 * There was also a deleted sponsor, on the Volume Two DVDs, called "Soylent Chow" ("Because it's a dog-eat-dog world") with Frank Welker as Scooby-Doo saying "Rit's rearry rood!".
 * Cash for bones may explain Amy's missing rib(s) in "Rebirth".