Transcript:Proposition Infinity


 * [Opening Credits: Dictated But Not Read.]
 * [Scene: Amy's apartment Kif and Amy are watching Channel √2 News.]
 * Linda: [on tv] We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim?
 * Jim [on tv] [Still in the burning hovercopter.] The scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Linda.
 * Linda: [on tv] [She laughs] One for the blooper reel.
 * Kif: The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachael Ray instead. No, wait. There might be chopping.
 * Amy: God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.
 * Kif: You know full well that I am more closely related to the.
 * Amy: Not where it counts.
 * [[Morbo: [on tv] I hated Jim! In other news, our city's urine-soaked walls have been desicrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
 * Linda: [on tv] Police have not idea who is behind this innovative scourge of public art
 * [On the TV, an example of the graffiti is shown. It looks like Bender]
 * ['Scene: New New York street. Bender is lowering himself using cables.
 * Bender [He chuckles maliciously and spreads grout onto a wall. He then makes a tile version of his head] That is one sexy bridge abutment.
 * [Time lapse. Bender is putting tile graffiti in various places. A hoverbus stop, Nixon's campaign poster and a hovertube station. At a freeway, Bender graffitis part of a sign so that it now reads "Free Corn"]
 * Hyper-Chicken: Free corn? That'll suit me just fine. [He crashes his hovercar and clucks loudly]
 * [Bender is still putting graffiti on various buildings.]
 * Bender: The key is knowing precisely where to strike. [The last building turns out to be URL's back] Oops
 * URL: Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. [He and Smitty take out their lightsabers and being hitting Bender.]
 * Smitty: You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks.
 * URL: It does kinda class-up the place.