Channel √2 News

Channel √2 News (pronounced "Channel Root 2 News") is a news show broadcast from Los Angeles on Channel √2. The anchors are Morbo and Linda who have very different personalities. They cover the top stories and interview people such as Richard Nixon's head.

News covered

 * The possible destruction of New New York by the garbage ball.
 * The collapse of a mine on Saturn's moon, Titan.
 * The presidental election.
 * The homeless Robots.
 * Liquid Nitrogen diving (2ACV04).
 * Mom taking over Earth.
 * Xmas warnings.
 * The oil spill on Pluto.
 * The rising heat.
 * Yivo's gentacles coming out of the Anomaly (TBWABB).
 * The safe return of a talking horse to the meat department (BG).
 * The rising Dark Matter prices (BG).
 * The Feministas' rampages (ITWGY).
 * A hovercopter crash.
 * The legalization of Robosexual marriage by the Proposition ∞ (6ACV04).
 * Upcoming doom.
 * Emperor Nikolai's visit to New New York.

Anchors

 * Linda
 * Morbo
 * Weather Entity Hal - weather
 * Sportsbot 5000 - sports commentator
 * Jim - hovercopter reporter

Trivia
In "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences", a Channel √2 van is seen in an episode of The Scary Door. Beside it, a Channel 4√4 van is seen as well. It is not known whether this channel appears in reality or only in the Scary Door series.

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