New New York Mets

The New New York Mets are one of the worst teams in the professional Blernsball league. They may be terrible but still try to get as much attention as possible hiring a clown fielder and a one eyed female pitcher. They have retired so many players' numbers that the team has to resort to giving players fractions instead of whole numbers.

Players

 * Turanga Leela - Pitcher
 * "Skipper" - Coach (possibly was a player with an original number, as there is an 8 on his jersey)
 * A Clown - Fielder