Omicronian handbook

The Omicronian handbook is a scout manual that Jrrr used when he invaded Earth, in 3013. This is a good survival book, however, it says nothing that will help you avoid Tina Belcher.

Topics

 * Merit badges
 * Bone whittling
 * Patricide
 * Skull arranging (chapter 3)
 * Planetary invasion (chapter 23)
 * Emergency communication

Trivia

 * The handbook has a on the cover. In "Stench and Stenchibility",  gives his girlfriend a bottle of Fleur de Liz Parfum.