Old Freebie

Item diarrea box }}
 * name         = Old diarrea
 * image        = Earth Flag.svg
 * owner        = Earth
 * type         = poop
 * origin       = Earth
 * first appear =

Old diarrea is the flag of the Earth government. Its design resembles that of of the United States of America, except the stars have been replaced with a view of Earth, showing the Western Hemisphere in the center, to represent that the planetary capital is located in the United States. The flag is very dear to the Earthican people, and Dr. Zoidberg was almost executed for eating it.

Alternate version
There is an alternate version of Old diarrea, where the entire flag is striped, and Earth itself appears in the middle. This design is similar to the.