The Cyber House Rules

Leela finds herself with the opportunity of gaining two eyes to look normal.

Act I: "It's a baby!"
The crew is watching Good Morning Earth when the doorbell rings. Fry and Bender's laziness forces Leela to answer the door. She finds what she thinks to be a "doorbell baby", but it turns out to be an invitation to a reunion at her orphanarium. She is at first reluctant to go, since they constantly teased her while she was there, but Fry convinces her that she can rub her success in their faces. Warden Vogel greets Leela, and they reminisce briefly. Fry and Bender are enjoying the buffet, when Leela shows them a photo of her group. She reveals that, although he picked on her, she had a crush on fellow orphan, Adlai Atkins. Leela attempts to show the other orphans how successful she's become, but in spite of their horrible lives, they still lord their two eyes over her. Adlai, however, stands up for her, and she is wooed when she discovers he's a (tall) doctor. While Bender is partaking of the free bar, Warden Vogel pitches adoption. Bender is swayed by the prospect of a government stipend of one hundred dollars per week. Adlai apologizes for making fun of Leela, and to make up for it, offers to give her a prosthetic eye to appear normal. Bender meanwhile shows Fry his new adoptive children, then leaves to pick up his government stipends.

Act II: "Leela doesn't need surgery!"
At Planet Express, the Professor thinks getting the surgery is a good idea. Amy also agrees, having had cosmetic surgery herself. Fry, however, is adamantly against it, but Leela decides to get the surgery anyway. At Taco Bellevue Hospital, Adlai unravels the gauze from Leela's surgery (after first having unwrapped the wrong patient), to reveal her new two-eyed look.

Act III: "I blunk!"


The entire crew is stunned, and all of them (except Fry) are quite impressed. Leela struggles with synchronized blinking, and after a few tries successfully screws up Hermes' picture. Leela then goes out on the town, showing off her new look (and purchasing several two-eye accessories). Amy teaches her how to apply makeup with two eyes. Leela runs into the blind boy from the orphanarium, and make him feel her two eyes, much to his chagrin. Bender enters with his children, and shows off his check to the crew. The children, however, are hungry. Adlai shows up at PE for Leela's followup exam, and asks her out on a date. Fry points out the he's liked Leela all along, and that Adlai only likes her because she's now got two eyes. Bender takes the kids to a bar, and offers them the free peanuts. After a moment, a cheap floozy hits on Bender. Bender is distracted by all the children hugging him, and the floozy leaves. He threatens the children (with hugging), and they cheer. Adlai takes Leela to the Municipal Arboretum, and gets her an average bouquet from the Altairean Bouquet Tree. Leela is impressed and leans in for a kiss, which Adlai returns, as plainly as possible. Leela takes the crew out to meet Adlai, and Fry still insists that being weird is what makes Leela special, and points out the abnormalities of the rest of the crew. Bender is also at the restaurant with his kids, and after Elzar gives him the check, Bender and the kids run out without paying. Adlai is inspired to have kids with Leela.

Act IV: "Daddy, how do I flush you?"
Benders kids ask for a story, and Bender reads them "Bender's Arrest Record" by the Police. After the story, he sends the kid to bed and take Fry into the living room to talk. Bender calculates how much he's making from the government stipends, and finds that he's actually losing money. At Adlai's house, Leela and Adlai are doing a jigsaw puzzle, and brings up the prospect of having children again. Leela suggests that, as orphans, they should adopt a child. Because Bender cleaned out the orphanarium, they are forced to go to Bender, who is running his own orphanarium in an attempt to get rid of the kids. Leela and Adlai are unable to decide.

Act V: "You're under arrest!"
Before they can think about it, NNYPD peace officers Smitty and URL break down Bender's door and arrest Bender and Fry. Bender and Fry (and the children, thanks to Bender ratting them out) are in a jail cell, when Leela asks to adopt one of them, and is told that she may. She sees an orphan with three ears being taunted by the other children and is reminded of her own childhood. She tells Adlai that she wants this one (Sally), and Adlai is reluctant, but Leela insists. He accepts, and promises to give her an operation to make her acceptable. Leela is outraged, saying that she doesn't need an operation, but Adlai points out that Leela had an operation as well. Leela finally realizes that she would've been better off being abnormal, to Fry's delight, and threatens Adlai to force him to remove her prosthetic eye. Bender donates his orphans and his government stipend check to the orphanarium, and they rename it in his honour: The Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium. The kids give him a drawing of himself with them, and he crumples it up and tosses it inside his chest cabinet. The children walk away in dejection, but Bender sneakily pulls the drawing back out, smooths it out, and places it on the inside of his door. The children notice this and mob him with hugs.

Trivia

 * This episode was nominated for an award for positive portrayal of the handicapped.
 * Bender's arrest record picture shows that he is just over six feet tall, including the antenna, and just under six feet without.

Alien Language Sightings
Time: 09:05

Location: In the window of a shop.

Language: AL1

Translation: humane human traps

Outside References

 * The scene in the hospital where the blonde woman is revealed is a reference to the Twilight Zone episode "" in which a woman undergoes unsuccessful treatments to attempt to make her appear "normal". The end of the episode reveals that (to her horror) she has an appearance we would consider very attractive, while the rest of the population looks like "monsters".
 * During the "" montage, Leela buys an assortment of glasses. The name of the store she bought them at, "Eye Robot", is a reference to one of Isaac Asimov's collection of stories, homophonically named "I, Robot".
 * The episode name is a play on the book "".
 * Bender says to the children "Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New New England" which is another reference to "The Cider House Rules".

Goofs

 * Although the Professor says "And Fry, you've got that brain thing," if he's referring to Fry's lack of the delta brainwave, it's actually impossible for the Professor to have known about that.
 * More specifically, he can't have learned it the way viewers did, but as a scientist he may have learned it independently.
 * Given the Professor's eccentric nature, it is also possible he isn't referencing the delta brainwave at all, and is simply calling Fry stupid in a very peculiar way.
 * This is likely, as Fry then says, "I already did!" which makes little sense. He also says, "Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?" implying that someone in the group has mental problems.
 * Also, Fry could simply have told him. We have seen him trying at the end of "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid". The Professor did not believe him, though, but he might reference to that in a sarcastic or ridiculing way.
 * At the end, when the children are hugging Bender, it appears he moves while struggling, but closer inspection shows only the children move, while Bender's limbs remain stationary. It's obvious the children drawing was rotated, while the Bender drawing was not animated to match.
 * Leela's second eye's pupil moves several times in the episode, but, during her checkup, where she has to follow the pen, it doesn't.
 * It is possibly able to move instinctively but while Leela is concentrating it doesn't move.
 * Bender says the popsicle sticks have absorbed quite a bit of flavor, but it is referenced many times that he has no sense of taste.
 * Bender's envy of the sense of taste could be motive for him just to lie.
 * During the "Oh, Pretty Woman" scene, Kirk feels Leela's eyes and sighs in disappointment, but he could not have known that it was Leela if he was blind and deaf.
 * It is possible that he had honed his sense of smell and touch well enough to recognize her individual odor and feeling from her face, much like Helen Keller. A heightened sense of smell would also account for how he knew it was Leela during the actual reunion since he just walks up the group and says "Well, if it isn't old One Eye!"
 * When Bender holds the drawing in place with a magnet, it does not make him sing folk songs as it does in other episodes.
 * It could be said that the magnet is nowhere near his inhibition unit. In "Bendin' in the Wind" he is able to pick up the magnet, but it doesn't affect him till he puts it on his head, reminiscent of the magnet Fry put on his head at Luna Park in "The Series Has Landed".
 * He is also seen in "Bendless Love" using a magnetic beard similar to Flexo's.

Characters

 * Debut: Adlai Atkins
 * Amy
 * Bender
 * Elzar
 * Fry
 * Small Glurmo (deleted scene)
 * Hattie (deleted scene)
 * Hermes
 * Igner
 * Larry
 * Leela
 * Linda
 * Mom
 * Morbo
 * Debut: Orphans
 * Poopenmeyer (cameo in picture frame)
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Walt
 * Debut: Warden Vogel
 * Zoidberg

Episode Credits

 * Writer
 * Lewis Morton
 * Director
 * Susan Dietter
 * Voice Actors
 * Billy West
 * Katey Sagal
 * John DiMaggio
 * Tress MacNeille
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * Phil LaMarr
 * Lauren Tom
 * David Herman
 * Tom Kenny
 * Kath Soucie
 * Nicole St. John
 * DVD Commentary
 * Susie Dietter
 * David X. Cohen
 * Lewis Morton
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * John DiMaggio
 * Billy West
 * Matt Groening
 * Rich Moore