Assie Come Home

Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.

Act I: "The ship's still here, and nothing was stolen."
Farnsworth sends the crew to deliver a mysterious crate to Peoples α, "the planet of s, thugs, and hustlers". At Peoples α, Fry and Leela complete the delivery while Bender guards the ship. Fry and Leela deliver the crate, barely surviving a gang battle between the blips and the cruds. They return to the ship only to find that thieves have bot-jacked Bender, having made off with all of his body except his eyes and mouth.

Act II: "I never even knew you had an ass."
Bender's RoJack leads the police to the chop-shop of Yuri, who provides them a list of the buyers of Bender's parts. The Planet Express crew search the galaxy and find all of the parts except for Bender's ass, which turns out to have been on the freighter Floatwell when it sank in the Sargaseous Sea. This "sea" is actually a nebula, but traveling there is like sailing an ocean: asteroids rise from dense fog like icebergs, and ships can sink.

Act III: "Maybe I have been selfish, hiding my ass under a bushel."
Navigating the Sargaseous Sea with difficulty, Leela crashes the ship into an inadequate lighthouse, whose keeper, Tarquin, helps the crew to recover Bender's ass. While they relax back at the lighthouse, the cruise ship S.S. Miami Muy Caliente approaches the lighthouse on a collision course, the ship's captain unable to see its feeble light. Celebrating Bender's reunion with his ass, Fry takes flash photos of Bender posing with it. The light reflecting from Bender's ass is brighter than the lighthouse, enough to alert the crew of the Caliente just in time to avoid disaster. Seeing its potential as a highly effective lighthouse mirror, Tarquin, Fry, and Leela convince Bender to leave his ass behind.

Although Bender accepts his loss, his ass finds it unbearable to listen to Tarquin reading bible verses. It escapes from the lighthouse and returns to Bender. Upon the reunion, fireworks appear in the sky, but they turn out to be ships exploding in the Sargaseous Sea, where the lighthouse beacon shines no more.

Production
On 5, 2013, released a preview clip for the tenth broadcast season, which contained footage from the episode.

By 26 July, Comedy Central had released a two-minute preview clip featuring a fight between the crud gang and the blip gang.

Trivia

 * The episode's title caption is very similar to that of "Möbius Dick", which was also the eighth episode of its broadcast season, and also featured a sea setting.
 * Bender gets his arms and hands back from the Borax Kid. In "Zapp Dingbat", Bender loses his hands to the Borax Kid.
 * The ship's deck is filled with crates. The first labelled crate to be seen supposedly contains the, which was the focus of , and the third labelled crate to be seen supposedly contains the , which was the focus of . The fourth crate contains from the 1997 film ', which was released after the 1980s ' trilogy.
 * In "Space Pilot 3000", upon being told to "bite my shiny metal ass" by Bender, Fry remarks that "it doesn't look so shiny to me". However, in this episode it is shown that Bender's ass shines brighter than "the brightest object in the known universe", i.e. the original lighthouse light.
 * The piece of music that plays at the Galactic Bazaar is used on the main menu for the second disc of Volume 8.
 * According to the commentary, the episode's title was Ken Keeler's idea.

Allusions

 * The episode's title is a reference to the 1943 movie , directed by.
 * The concept of a planet run by gangs may be a reference to the Star Trek episode "".
 * The blips and the cruds are named after the African American gangs the and the.
 * The concept of a planet whose inhabitants are separated based on different placement of the same two colors is reminiscent of the planet, as seen in the Star Trek episode "".
 * Peoples α is very similar in colour and design to the of  in the video game , where rival gangs are a major plot point.
 * Fry getting his head stuck in a honey jar marked "HUNNY" is a reference to the fictional bear . He also says "oh, bother", which was Pooh's catchphrase.
 * Fry asks Leela if she thinks that they "walked straight outta Blipton". Blipton is a reference to, which is in the vicinity of where the Bloods and the Crips originated. It may also be a reference to the tea brand . The phrase "straight outta Blipton" is likely a reference to the  .
 * Many robots from other works are seen in the chop shop.
 * , from the Star Wars franchise
 * The title character from the 1999 film 
 * Rosie the Robot Maid, from the animated sitcom 
 * What appear to be the robot versions of Bill and Ted from the 1991 film 
 * , from the 's TV series 
 * The title character from the anime TV series ', adapted in the United States as '
 * A, from the science-fiction TV series Doctor Who
 * A Cylon, from the  franchise


 * At Hedonismbot's mansion, a from the Academy of Inventors is spanked by a robot resembling R2-D2.
 * The hospital's name may be a reference to the Christian martyred saints.
 * The name "Sargaseous Sea", which Leela pronounces as "Sargashes Sea", is a pun on the name "" and the word "gaseous".
 * The lighthouse, its tenant, and his lines reference the 2005 video game .
 * According to the commentary, the name "Tarquin" is a play on "Quint", the name of a character in the 1975 film .
 * The bathysphere and diving suits reference the 2010 video game .
 * Tarquin's boat is marked "FLOTSAM & JETSON", a reference to the maritime terms and The Jetsons.
 * The head of a corpse missing an eye floating out of the ship's wreckage mirrors an identical scene in Jaws.
 * Johnny being the name of a boy trapped in a well may be a reference to the 1899 film Ding, Dong, Dell, Johnny's in the Well.
 * Bender hugging his ass and saying "you came home!" is reminiscent of the, from the Bible.

Continuity

 * Bender was previously seen with only his mouth and eyes in "Obsoletely Fabulous".

Goofs

 * When Fry and Leela are looking at the blips' reflection in the mirror, the thing that Leela wears on her wrist is on her left arm, even though only the s are in the mirror.
 * When Bender is found by Fry and Leela, he only has his mouth and eyes. However, since he doesn't have a brain, he shouldn't be able to speak.
 * There may be a secondary brain inside his mouth or his eyes.
 * It's possible that his brain still controlled his mouth and eyes wirelessly, just as his arms have been seen to move independently in various episodes.
 * Without his ass, Bender has a lot of exposed circuitry, but, in "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings", his container unit is shown to be empty.
 * Bender's design constantly changes throughout the show. This may be due to Bender getting modifications.

Characters

 * Debut: Alejandro
 * Amy
 * Bender
 * Debut: Blip gang
 * Borax Kid
 * Debut: Captain of the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente
 * Debut: Crud gang
 * Dean Streptococcus
 * Doingg
 * Fat-bot
 * Feffernoose
 * Flabby
 * First Robot capable of qualifying for a boat loan
 * Fry
 * Gearshift
 * Hedonismbot
 * Hermaphrobot
 * Hermes
 * Human-horn dealer
 * Debut: Johnny
 * Debut: Johnny's parents
 * Lady Buggle
 * Leela
 * Mrs. Astor (deleted scene)
 * Oily
 * Pimparoo
 * Princess Num Num
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Rosie the Robot Maid
 * Smitty
 * Debut: Tarquin
 * Tinny Tim
 * Unnamed clown
 * URL
 * Yuri
 * Zoidberg

Places

 * The Beast With Two Bucks
 * Debut: Blip Turf
 * Debut: Blipton
 * Feldspar Queen
 * Galactic Bazaar
 * Mars University
 * Debut: Peoples α
 * Planet Express conference room
 * Planet Express employee lounge
 * Planet Express lobby
 * Debut: Sargaseous Sea
 * Debut: Scenic Detroit
 * Debut:
 * South Street Spaceport
 * Debut: St. Hope's Charity Hospital for Robot Orphans
 * Waldorf Asteroid (deleted scene)
 * Waldorf Asteroid (deleted scene)

Miscellaneous

 * "Bite my shiny metal ass"
 * Debut: Floatwell
 * "Good news, everyone"
 * Human horn (mentioned in text, 7:40)
 * Mobile app
 * Debut: S.S. Miami Muy Caliente
 * Whale oil