We're boned

"We're boned" is one of Bender's most well-known catchphrases. It is a statement of disdain for the situation at hand, usually uttered when the outcome seems inescapable and will turn out poorly for him.

Variations
There are a few variants of the phrase that have been used in Futurama. If a variant is used more than once, only it's first appearance is listed here.


 * "Well, we're boned." -- Bender, first uttered when the police arrive to arrest everyone for being job deserters . The most common variant.
 * "I'm boned." -- Bender, after CCTV cameras catch him shoplifting cans of Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
 * "...Pft, they are royally boned." -- Bender, about Lrrr's chances of seeing a show that hasn't existed for 1000 years.
 * "...Are we boned?" -- Bender, after Leela sees that Fry is too busy drinking Slurm to save them.
 * "Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee." -- Bender, composing his masterpiece while lamenting his eternal drift through space.
 * "Methinks we be boned." -- Titanius Anglesmith, after seeing Momon's army outside the walls of Wipe Castle.
 * "Aaaaand...boned." -- Bender, after Planet Express goes bankrupt

Appearances

 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Fry
 * -- by Fry
 * -- by Titanius Anglesmith
 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Amy
 * -- by Fry
 * -- by Fry
 * -- by Titanius Anglesmith
 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Amy
 * -- by Titanius Anglesmith
 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Amy
 * -- by Leela
 * -- by Amy