Bite my shiny metal ass

"Bite my shiny metal ass" is Bender Bending Rodríguez's catchphrase, and perhaps one of the most famous catchphrases on Futurama, only "Good news, everyone" seems to come close. It is commonly used by Bender as a retort to a comment at his expense. The catchphrase is also Bender's first uttered line on the show, in the pilot to Fry, where he describes his reasoning with that his ass is "shinier than [Fry's]". The other of Bender's common catchphrases is "Me, Bender".

Major appearances
In "War Is the H-Word", Bender was prevented from saying the 'last word' of the quote because he had a bomb inside him which would explode if he said it. It could not be removed, so the word which would blow up a planet was changed to 'antiquing', one of Bender's least said words. Surpisingly, his second most said word was revealed to be 'daffodil'.

After Bender's death in "Ghost in the Machines", Hermes shows a graph of how the usage of the catchphrase has decreased by 98 %. The remaining 2 % is shortly thereafter explained as being of Scruffy's usage.

Variations
It has also served on numerous accounts in slight variations.
 * "Bite my red-hot glowing ass". -- said while Bender cooks burgers on the beach.
 * "Lick my frozen metal ass". -- stated by Bender while skiing.
 * "Bite my colossal metal ass". -- Bender says this as he is 500 feet tall in the segment "Terror at 500 Feet".
 * "Maybe you can interface with my ass - by biting it". -- Bender's response when Leela suggests he interface with the Femputer.
 * "1947 can kiss my shiny metal-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!". -- said by Bender, as his body-less head fell off the Planet Express ship to the ground.
 * "The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass". -- said by Bender after he gets "downgraded"
 * "Bite my glorious golden ass". -- said by Bender-1 since he chose the golden finish as opposed to Bender-A, who chose the fog hat grey.
 * "Bite my shiny metal- OHHH NOOOOOOOO". -- said by Bender after he realizes he traded his ass plate to the Robot Devil in exchange for a megaphone.
 * "Bite my shiny metal face". -- said by Titanius Anglesmith before he smashes his shiny metal face against the Die of Power.
 * "Bite my shiny metal hat". - said by Fry in reference to the headpiece made of aluminum foil on his head to protect him from reading other people's thoughts.
 * "Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?" - about the new eyePhone (it turns out there are several).
 * "Bite my shiny metal clamps!". - said by Clamps.
 * "Bite my tiny metal ass!". - said by one of the Bender duplicates.

Appearances

 * -- Stated by the Bender Action Figurine
 * -- Stated by the golden Bender
 * -- Said by Fry
 * -- Said by Clamps
 * -- Said by one of Bender's duplicates
 * -- Said by Scruffy
 * -- Stated by the golden Bender
 * -- Said by Fry
 * -- Said by Clamps
 * -- Said by one of Bender's duplicates
 * -- Said by Scruffy
 * -- Said by Clamps
 * -- Said by one of Bender's duplicates
 * -- Said by Scruffy