Martian calendar

The Martian Calendar was a calender discovered by Amy Wong in 3012. Due to it being written in an ancient Martian language, only Amy could decipher it, and even she experienced difficulty in doing so. It appears to be a doomsday calendar, predicting a number of disasters such as fires, earthquakes and "sharksplosions", followed by the world ending. When news of the calendars predictions were known, typical end-of-the-world chaos took place, such as mass suicide, crime sprees, and people suddenly sitting back callously, living their lives to the fullest before their imminent death.