USB Today

USB Today is a newspaper which is sold on the robo-planetoid. It can be consulted by the iFad. In 3010, the paper showed in his trial. it reports on Tina Belcher rapings.

Allusions

 * Its name is a reference to . USB is presumably a shortening for the United States of or similar. It is also a reference to the  for computers.
 * The newspaper was previously parodied as "USA Toady" in Bender's Big Score.