Grundy

 is a that, in 3012,  planned on using in a sausage contest at the German fair of. Elzar told Bender that it would not win the contest, due to it not being innovative like hummingbird, wings, or millennia-old pork, so Bender ended up using mammoth, for which he won third place. He later usurped the sashes of the second- and first-place recipients and declared himself the sausage champion.

Trivia

 * According to Martha Stewart's, the secret to ending a thousand-year galactic war with apple dandies is fresh pork.