Band-Ape

 is a brand of bandages for monkeys. In 3013, a little girl struck 's knee with a baton and Bender asked for help,  but, because Zoidberg was busy with his girlfriend's surgery, all that he did was give him a Band-Ape sticker, for him to use as a bandage. In spite of the sticker, however, his leg later broke off.

Trivia

 * is a reference to the line of adhesive bandages, previously alluded to in "Bendin' in the Wind", as "Bend-Aid".