Table:What to do

Discussion
My wife keeps vandalism and I get blocked. I want to be a contributer to this wiki but I cant. What should I do.
 * I could look up some divorce lawyers for you. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 14:43, 25 August 2015 (CEST)
 * Tell her no sex. (She deserves a spanking.) Sanfazer: [ talk] 23:06, 25 August 2015 (CEST).
 * No, not the spanking thing. Some people like that and don't think of it as a punishment. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 23:28, 25 August 2015 (CEST)
 * Oh. If that's the case... Sanfazer: [ talk] 23:34, 25 August 2015 (CEST).
 * Tell you what. If you can prove that it is her and not you, I will work out a way for you to contribute to this wiki. Nalexa (talk) 01:36, 26 August 2015 (CEST)
 * ? O.o Sanfazer: [ talk] 23:04, 26 August 2015 (CEST).
 * Yes, you. Stop vandalising the wiki dammit! ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 23:28, 26 August 2015 (CEST)
 * I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, sir. Sanfazer: [ talk] 23:36, 26 August 2015 (CEST).

Don't be like Colleen's husbands, you know perfectly well I was talking to the IP address. Nalexa (talk) 01:38, 27 August 2015 (CEST)
 * Yeah. But I was confused, for a moment.
 * *gets reference*
 * All is forgiven. Sanfazer: [ talk] 23:06, 27 August 2015 (CEST).