Transcript:Reincarnation


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Action Delivery Force of 21 June, 2011 (Section #1), on the YouTube video Futurama Writer/Co-Executive Producer Patric Verrone Filmnut Episode 505 of 21 July, 2011 (Section #2), on the video from the Entertainment Weekly article 'Futurama' goes Roaring '20s retro in finale -- EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of 3 September, 2011 (Section #3), and on the video from the Countdown to Reincarnation post Futurama: Countdown to Reincarnation – 8-Bit Preview of 7 September, 2011 (Section #4). In the first two videos, Professor Farnsworth is voiced by David Herman.]

Section #1 (Japanese anime)

 * [Scene: Space. ACTION DELIVERY FORCE and a Japanese caption appear on the screen. The Japanese caption is superimposed by Today's Episode: Medical Dance Crab With Lesson.]
 * [Cut to: Cliff. The Planet Express headquarters is surrounded by owls.]
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth is sitting at the conference table and begins speaking into a microphone.]

Professor Farnsworth: Action Delivery Force, assemble!
 * [Montage: The rest of the crew appears over coloured backgrounds, shouting. Leela has a purple background. Hermes has a green background. He slices off a set of paper sheets labelled EMPLOYEE BENEFITS. Fry has a yellow background. He is lying on the couch, his eyes closed. Zoidberg has a pink background. Amy has a blue background with bubbles. She is pulled away from the camera. Bender has a regular blue background.]

Bender: And me, Mighty Merchandise Robot!
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express tower room. Every crew member is present. All look ready to an eventual fight, except for Fry, who is still lying on the couch.]

Section #2 (Japanese anime)

 * [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Hermes, Bender, Amy, and Fry are sitting at the conference table and Leela is standing up. In front of Professor Farnsworth is a machine consisting of a box, a sphere, and a parabolic antenna. The box has various buttons and a screen. The sphere contains a beating heart. Outside the sphere, three pipes connect the heart and the box. Inside the sphere, two pipes connect the heart and the box and one pipe connects the heart and the parabolic antenna.]

Leela: Team, assemble! [Leela points at Professor Farnsworth.] What is that box, you old witch?
 * [Professor Farnsworth laughs.]

Professor Farnsworth: I'll never tell you. [Professor Farnsworth has stood up.] It's a deep space-emotion detector. ''[Strips showing the faces of Leela, Fry, Hermes, Zoidberg, Amy, and Bender appear on the screen as they gasp. In the machine, the heart stops beating.]'' The detector can tell you're impressed. You should be! ''[In the machine, the parabolic antenna whirls around and points up, the heart begins beating very fast, and the screen shows a green graph. An alarm goes off as the graph turns red.]'' Wha? The marvellous device. It's detecting a massive burst of anger. From deep space!
 * [All look up.]
 * [Cut to: Space. Earth and the Moon can be seen. Nine spaceships, each shaped like an open banana, appear.]
 * [Cut to: Inside one of the spaceships. Six pink, four-armed Aliens and a metallic banana are there. Five of them, of whom two are on the banana and three are at ground level, are sitting down, typing. The other one is standing up at the top of the banana, wearing a purple cape and a red mitre. It points forward nervously.]

Subtitle: There is Earth! Attack it as previously discussed!
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express conference room. All are looking at the screen on the wall. The screen shows the spaceships.]

Fry: Flying bananas? [Fry laughs.] I will slice them on my morning fish porridge.
 * [Fry hits the table with his left hand.]

Professor Farnsworth: This is no time for one of your jokes, Fry.
 * [Fry looks at Professor Farnsworth.]

Fry: I will tell you something that's no joke. [Fry stands up and puts on a helmet.] I will lead the defence fight.
 * [Professor Farnsworth laughs.]

Professor Farnsworth: Don't make me laugh. If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed.

Section #3 (classic black-and-white)

 * [Scene: Leela's bedroom. Leela is putting some makeup on her face and singing while everything is bouncing up and down.]

Leela: [singing] Jumpin' Joe and golly jeeper, I've got one gigantic peeper. Sassafras and banana oil, I'm a bee-youtiful purple-haired goyl.
 * [Fry enters her room and sees her and gets hearts in his eyes and, in cartoony fashion, his heart literally beats out of his chest complete with silly sound effects. He sighs, not realizing his heart is hitting Bender.]

Bender: Watch it!
 * [He bangs his out-of-shape chest cabinet back into shape.]

Fry: Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful. Do you think a space dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me? And also, I have bad posture some severe financial problems? Bender: Have you tried gettin' her pregnant? Fry: Gosh, yes! I've tried and tried! But, so far, I only got Amy pregnant.

Section #4 (old-school videogame)

 * [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth is sitting at the conference table and looking to his left.]

Professor Farnsworth: After a lifetime of toil, I'm on the verge of solving all the mysteries of science!
 * [Professor Farnsworth turns to his right and then to his left and lifts up his left index finger. Amy, Bender, and Hermes are also sitting at the conference table and are looking to their right.]

Bender: So we can leave early?
 * [Professor Farnsworth has put down his left index finger.]

Professor Farnsworth: Certainly not! ''[Bender, who has turned red, complains. #+%$! flashes in front of Bender's mouth.]'' Not until I demonstrate this new microscope lens, [off camera] made from the debris of that diamondium comet.
 * [Professor Farnsworth lifts up a lens with his left hand. The lens shines four times.]

Bender: Eh, Professor. Professor Farnsworth: [fed up, on camera] Yes, Bender?
 * [Bender approaches Professor Farnsworth.]

Bender: Boo! ''[Professor Farnsworth screams and drops the lens on the floor. The floor turns black. The lens turns white and is shattered in seven pieces. A skull appears above it and disappears as it ascends. Bender laughs.]'' [quickly] Okay. Too bad. Goodbye.
 * [Bender stands up, turns to his left, and leaves.]

Professor Farnsworth: You're not through with this level! I have another lens.
 * [Professor Farnsworth lifts up his left hand and another lens appears on it. The lens shines one time. Bender appears on his chair.]

Bender: [back to normal] Bite my 8-bit metal ass. [Bender turns to Hermes.] That's "Bite" with a Y.
 * [Bender laughs.]

Hermes: Whatever you say, mon. Professor Farnsworth: Due to the lens' remarkable quark-lattice structure, [off camera] it should be capable of unthinkable magnification! ''[The lens rotates. Scruffy, Zoidberg, Fry, and Leela are also sitting at the conference table and are looking forward.]'' Come. [Professor Farnsworth stands up.] Follow me to the lab.
 * [Amy, Bender, Hermes, Scruffy, Zoidberg, Fry, and Leela stand up. The background changes, transferring Professor Farnsworth, Amy, Bender, Hermes, Scruffy, Zoidberg, Fry, and Leela to the Planet Express laboratory.]