Infosphere:Featured article for fortnight 9 of 2012

The Titanic was the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. She resembled the classic steam ship in design with its four funnels and sharp bow, sported a casino with a bar, a buffet (including, Amy's favorite), an outdoor swimming pool on the deck, a large restaurant and many other amenities and was fueled by many stokers shoveling dark matter into the fires. Propulsion was seemingly provided by one or more dark-matter reactors situated in the bowels of the ship. Unlike her unlucky namesake, the ship sported a great number of escape pods at the stern, sufficient to allow every person on board to escape in an emergency.