The Scary Door

Description
The Scary Door is a program sometimes viewed by the characters on Futurama. It is a spoof of the classic science fiction TV series "The Twilight Zone."

The Last Man On Earth
Appearance: "A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)

Transcript
[opening credits] Announcer: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door. [Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.] Announcer: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth. Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity! [He drops his glasses] Man: It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] Man: (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail. [His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.] Man: Hey, look at that wierd mirror...

Credits

 * Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
 * Man: Maurice LaMarche



Episode 2
Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)

Credits

 * Announcer: Maurice LaMarche

Episode 3
Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)

Credits

 * Announcer: Maurice LaMarche