Transcript:Fun on a Bun


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the Countdown to Futurama post "Woolly Mammoth Clip" - of 18 June 2012.]
 * [Scene: An ice-covered piece of land. The Planet Express ship is hovering over the area, emitting a violet beam.]
 * [Cut to: Within the ship. Bender is looking at a beeping radar. Fry is seated, wearing a chicken over his head.]

Fry: [drunkenly] I didn't know this ship had a mammoth detector. Bender: You're drunk, Fry. This is the elephant detector. I just set it to "big and woolly". [The radar indicates that it has detected something.] Mammoth ahoy!
 * [Cut to: The ice-covered piece of land. The ship is hovering upright in place, melting a hole into the ice. Fry and Bender are sticking their heads out the window.]

Fry: Wow! Bender? I smell burning tusk. Bender: That's probably it. Kill the engine!
 * [The engine stops. The ship hits the ground, landing on its side. Bender exits the ship and jumps into the hole. He gets out of the hole, pulling a rope over his shoulders. Attached to the rope is the body of a woolly mammoth.]