Transcript:Reincarnation


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Action Delivery Force of 21 June, 2011 (Section #1), on the YouTube video Futurama Writer/Co-Executive Producer Patric Verrone Filmnut Episode 505 of 21 July, 2011 (Section #2), and on the video from the Entertainment Weekly article 'Futurama' goes Roaring '20s retro in finale -- EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of 3 September, 2011. In the first two videos, the Planet Express crew is drawn in anime style and Professor Farnsworth is voiced by David Herman.]

Section #1

 * [Scene: Space. ACTION DELIVERY FORCE and a Japanese caption appear on the screen. The Japanese caption is superimposed by Today's Episode: Medical Dance Crab With Lesson.]
 * [Cut to: Cliff. The Planet Express headquarters is surrounded by owls.]
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth is sitting at the conference table and begins speaking into a microphone.]

Professor Farnsworth: Action Delivery Force, assemble!
 * [Montage: The rest of the crew appears over coloured backgrounds, shouting. Leela has a purple background. Hermes has a green background. He slices off a set of paper sheets labelled EMPLOYEE BENEFITS. Fry has a yellow background. He is lying on the couch, his eyes closed. Zoidberg has a pink background. Amy has a blue background with bubbles. She is pulled away from the camera. Bender has a regular blue background.]

Bender: And me, Mighty Merchandise Robot!
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express tower room. Every crew member is present. All look ready to an eventual fight, except for Fry, who is still lying on the couch.]

Section #2

 * [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Hermes, Bender, Amy, and Fry are sitting at the conference table and Leela is standing up. In front of Professor Farnsworth is a machine consisting of a box, a sphere, and a parabolic antenna. The box has various buttons and a screen. The sphere contains a beating heart. Outside the sphere, three pipes connect the heart and the box. Inside the sphere, two pipes connect the heart and the box and one pipe connects the heart and the parabolic antenna.]

Leela: Team, assemble! [Leela points at Professor Farnsworth.] What is that box, you old witch?
 * [Professor Farnsworth laughs.]

Professor Farnsworth: I'll never tell you. [Professor Farnsworth has stood up.] It's a deep space-emotion detector. ''[Strips showing the faces of Leela, Fry, Hermes, Zoidberg, Amy, and Bender appear on the screen as they gasp. In the machine, the heart stops beating.]'' The detector can tell you're impressed. You should be! ''[In the machine, the parabolic antenna whirls around and points up, the heart begins beating very fast, and the screen shows a green graph. An alarm goes off as the graph turns red.]'' Wha? The marvellous device. It's detecting a massive burst of anger. From deep space!
 * [All look up.]
 * [Cut to: Space. Earth and the Moon can be seen. Nine spaceships, each shaped like an open banana, appear.]
 * [Cut to: Inside one of the spaceships. Six pink, four-armed Aliens and a metallic banana are there. Five of them, of whom two are on the banana and three are at ground level, are sitting down, typing. The other one is standing up at the top of the banana, wearing a purple cape and a red mitre. It points forward nervously.]

Subtitle: There is Earth! Attack it as previously discussed!
 * [Cut to: The Planet Express conference room. All are looking at the screen on the wall. The screen shows the spaceships.]

Fry: Flying bananas? [Fry laughs.] I will slice them on my morning fish porridge.
 * [Fry hits the table with his left hand.]

Professor Farnsworth: This is no time for one of your jokes, Fry.
 * [Fry looks at Professor Farnsworth.]

Fry: I will tell you something that's no joke. [Fry stands up and puts on a helmet.] I will lead the defence fight.
 * [Professor Farnsworth laughs.]

Professor Farnsworth: Don't make me laugh. If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed.

Section #3

 * [Scene: Leela's bedroom. Leela is putting some makeup on her face and singing while everything is bouncing up and down.]

Leela: [singing] Jumpin' Joe and golly jeeper, I've got one gigantic peeper. Sassafras and banana oil, I'm a bee-youtiful purple-haired goyl.
 * [Fry enters her room and sees her and gets hearts in his eyes and, in cartoony fashion, his heart literally beats out of his chest complete with silly sound effects. He sighs, not realizing his heart is hitting Bender.]

Bender: Watch it!
 * [He bangs his out-of-shape chest cabinet back into shape.]

Fry: Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful. Do you think a space dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me? And also, I have bad posture some severe financial problems? Bender: Have you tried gettin' her pregnant? Fry: Gosh, yes! I've tried and tried! But, so far, I only got Amy pregnant.