USB Today

The USB Today is a newspaper which is sold on the Robot Planetoid. It can be consulted by the iFad. In August of 3010, the paper showed the Professor in his trial.

Allusions

 * Its name is a reference to . USB is presumably a shortening for the United States of Bot or similar. It is also a reference to the for computers.
 * The newspaper was previously parodied as "USA Toady" in Bender's Big Score.