User talk:OmNomTheFailBeast

Wait, what?
I see you edited your (and my, which I didn't appreciate) user page to say that you're in a relationship with me. Um… what? Why? Kif (talk) 02:21, 14 August 2012 (CEST)

What's that supposed to mean? Was what we had nothing to you!?


 * We never had anything. At all.  I don't know what you're talking about.  We were never in a relationship.  Look, just don't edit my user page anymore, okay? Kif (talk) 22:13, 14 August 2012 (CEST)

Okay, "Kif", here's what we're gonna do. I want you to go to YouTube, and go search "heath ledger". Now go to the thirty-ninth page of results. SOMEWHERE on there is a video that I have commented on. I'm gonna need you to reply to that comment with "Yes, yes, they are" within 12 hours or else I'm gonna make a few more edits on some more pages that you might find close to your heart, one page for every hour you're late. And don't bother asking me what my YouTube username is, you'll know it when you find it. Until we talk again, my friend. OmNom (talk) 21:42, 14 August 2012

I honestly think that you have the wrong person. Nowhere else on the internet do I go by the username Kif, so if the person you're looking for uses that username outside of here, then it's not me. Sorry for the confusion. Kif (talk) 22:19, 15 August 2012 (CEST)

I just did what you asked. I did NOT know your username upon seeing it, I did NOT recognize the comment, because I don't know you! I'm not the person you're looking for! Don't do anything to my user page, or I can get you banned. Kif (talk) 01:22, 16 August 2012 (CEST)


 * This is certainly one of the odder exchanges I've witnessed in my time on the Infosphere, a category which includes the time someone tried to imitate me. Anyway, OmNom, don't edit other people's user pages, but, WAY more importantly, don't threaten people.  Ever.  You're probably going to suffer some admin-imposed consequences for this.  -- DeepSpaceHomer (talk) 02:02, 16 August 2012 (CEST)

Seriously, this needs to stop
My god. WHY? You got banned partially (although not mostly) for editing my user page without my permission. Why is it that the first thing you do when you get back is do it again!? You do not have permission to ever do that again. I'll be nice and let it slide this time, but if it ever happens again, I will get Buddy to ban you again. Kif (talk) 02:19, 24 September 2012 (CEST)
 * Nope. That *was* your second chance. You simply *do not* edit someone else's user page without permission. If you have something to say to them, that's what their talk page is for. What you've done is vandalism, plain and simple. And harassment. Unacceptable behavior. I suspect you were trying to see how far you could go before you got banned. Congratulations, you found the line, and you crossed it. The only other thing that might make sense is that you're completely brain-dead and don't understand things like cause-and-effect or consequences. Now, you are banned. Forever. Second chance: Used up. --Buddy (talk) 03:59, 24 September 2012 (CEST)