Transcript:Neutopia


 * [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]

Leela: I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible. Amy: [She leans back in her chair.] Crappin' A! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.
 * [The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Dr. Zoidberg have long hair.]

Bender: ! Being chicks is so much fun. Fry: Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff. Leela: [She sighs.] What a skank.