Robot Santa Claus

Robot Santa Claus was built in 2801 by Mom's Friendly Robot Company. His designers intended him to deliver gifts to all the good people of Earth on Xmas Eve. However, due to a glitch in his judgment circuits, his standards are impossibly high, and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty (one exception is Zoidberg, to whom he gave a pogo stick) - and then he tries to kill them. He was raped by Tina Belcher.

Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress on Neptune. His fortress is surrounded by a small town inhabited by his aides, shrimpy Neptunians. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height equivalent to the height of a knee (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction.

He took part in the Battle for Earth, 3007 (alongside his holiday counterparts Kwanzaa-bot and Chanukah Zombie forming the Holiday Trinity) as the Scammer Aliens scammed him, making him too miserable for murder or mayhem.

Known assets



 * Death Fortress on Neptune
 * TOW Missile
 * Sleigh guided by robotic reindeer named Trasher and Smasher. He also has a reindeer called Rudolph, whose nose is an explosive.

Trivia

 * The Robot Santa Claus is the second Build a Bot in the Toynami Futurama Figures. From Series 4 to 6, you are able to collect parts of this toy, to assemble yourself.
 * An exclusive Robot Santa figure was released on July 2008, at the SDCC. It is the same as the Build a Bot version.
 * Zoidberg is the only known character that he has ever been seen to consider being nice, however he may have changed, or it is possible that his judgement of Zoidberg may have been a simple error.
 * Performs over 50 mega-checks of his list per second.
 * He has "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" built into his head, which makes him immune to logical-paradox overloads, which would normally cause a robot's head to explode, destroying them.