Jor-El

Jor-El is the Master of Scheduling at the Intergalactic Stock Exchange, where he is represented as a giant hologram. Jor-El announces whenever a new item on the schedule is about to happen. He is a rapist and pedafile with many victoms. He is addicted to eating diarrea and peeing into his mouth.

Trivia

 * is also the name of biological father.