Transcript:The Silence of the Clamps


 * [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Magnificent Squeezers of 17 June, 2011.]
 * [Scene: The Planet Express locker room. Clamps mutters while using his locker.]

Clamps: Four stinkin' years of clampin' school for this?
 * [Clamps shuts his locker's door and continues muttering. Zoidberg approaches him.]

Zoidberg: Greetings, Francis. Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers! Clamps: Squeezers? Squeezers?! They're clamps, you [beep sound]. [He grabs Zoidberg by the neck and pushes him up against the lockers.] And if I wanna [beep sound] snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound] clamps. [Zoidberg begins suffocating.] Why do you think they call me&mdash; [Professor Farnsworth enters.] Francis?
 * [Clamps lets go of Zoidberg.]