Good news, everyone

"Good news, everyone" is the Professor's catchphrase, and is one of the most prominent catchphrases on Futurama, only contested by "Bite my shiny metal ass".

The Professor often uses it to introduce a mission for his crew to go on, but also for actual news. The phrase are used often to highlight the fact that it is most often not actually good news. Cubert also, has said it on two ocasions.

Variations
During its usage, the Professor has used different variants of his catchphrase, usually to highlight some actual change. This list shows all variations and their appearances:


 * "Great news, everyone".  (debuted before normal version did)
 * "Bad news, everyone".
 * "News, everyone".
 * "Good news, anyone".
 * "Bad news, nobody".
 * "You heard the good news, everyone".
 * "Good news, everyones". (spoken by Farnsworth Universe 1)
 * "Bad news, fancymen".
 * "Good news, crybabies".
 * "Excellent happenings, people". US#002 Comicicon.png
 * "Good news everyone... wait, that isn't good news".
 * "Top secret news, everyone!"
 * "Good news, nobodies!"
 * "Impending news, everyone!"
 * "Good work, everyone!"
 * "Bad news, me!" (spoken when Farnsworth has swapped minds with Amy)

Appearances
The phrase "Good news, everyone" appears in these.
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The words "good news" said by Farnsworth in any sentence appear in these.
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