Linda's children

Linda's children were mentioned in a Channel √2 News broadcast during the time when the Bender duplicates consumed all the alcohol on Earth. Morbo stated that consequences due to the drought were minimal except among the most hardened of alcoholics. He turned the report to, who was jittery from withdrawal and screamed that she could no longer face her children.

Trivia

 * Given that Linda claims she cannot face her children without alcohol, it's possible that she imbibes because her children are brats, or perhaps she doesn't want her children to see her in alcohol withdrawal. This is understandable, as she is a complete emotional wreck if sober.