List of products

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

Bender Lets Loose!
First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"

Description: A spoken word album released by Bender at the height of his popularity on Chapek 9.

Type: Commercial; probably only available on Chapek 9.

Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits
First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" Description: A compilation album of Fry's music as performed on the Holophonor.

Type: Commercial.

Def-Con Owl Traps
First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"

Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.

Type: Commercial.

Slogan: "Kills owls dead."

Human traps
First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"

Description: Traps used to lure humans and trap them.

Type: Commercial

Arachno Spores
First Appearance: "The Lesser of Two Evils" Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!" Type: Commercial.

Hal's Roach Bombs
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility" Description: A brand of. Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers" Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"

Bender's Favorite
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to.

Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. Slogan: "The only brand Bender Smokes."

Dutch Butts
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.

Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.

Type: Specialty.

Royal Kooparillo
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables. The face and name are a reference to, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.

Type: Commercial.

Zuban cigars
First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"

Description: The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from Zuban 5. Parody of s.

Type: Commercial.

Slogan: "Just add fire!"

Doomproof platinum vest
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score Description: A radiation-absorbing tunic that allows the wearer to survive exposure to doom radiation.

Type: Commercial.

Lightspeed Briefs
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.

Type: Commercial.

Slogans: "As seen in your dreams.", "For the discriminating crotch."

Partridge Family lunchbox
First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"

Description: A lunchbox bearing the logo of the 1970s television series .

Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Ronco Record Vault
First Appearance: "The Luck of the Fryrish"

Description: A safe for storing vinyl records, manufactured by.

Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Emotion flashcards
First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

Description: Flashcards featuring the poster guy with a variety of feelings. Type: Commercial.

10 Blank Robots
First Appearance: "I Dated a Robot" Description: Generic bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as Lucy Liu, can be downloaded. Mac formatted.

Type: Commercial.

Filmer's Choice Camera
First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"

Description: A brand of cameras meant for use in filming television programs.

Type: Commercial.

iPod
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder Description: A portable media player. Type: Commercial.

Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360
First Appearance: "Overclockwise" Description: A gaming console produced by MomCorp. The name is a reference to the gaming consoles and.

Type: Commercial.

Mr. Cue Card
First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"

Description: A machine that prints text on pieces of paper onto cue cards.

Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.

Type: Commercial.

Party Board
First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"

Description: A flying board used for parties.

Type: Commercial.

Q. T. McWhiskers
First Appearance: "Mother's Day"

Description: An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, Mom modified the invention into a weapon.

Type: Commercial.

Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.

Trivia: Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".

Type: Commercial (public facility).

Admiral Crunch
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed" Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.

Type: Commercial.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.

Type: Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.

Archduke Chocula
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"

Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.

Type: Commercial.

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man" Description: Maple syrup sold and produced by the Amazonians. Sold at the Local Group Farmers Market.

Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!

Slogan: "Bachelor Chow, now with flavor."

Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans
First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"

Description: A brand of beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman blernsball player.

Type: Commercial.

Slogans: "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes."

Bendërbrāu
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.

Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and  does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.

Type: Homebrewed.

Slogan: "Let's get drunk!"

Big Pink
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"

Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand.

Type: Commercial.

Buggalo Tots
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man" Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).

Type: Commercial.

Derrier
First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"

Description: A brand of mineral water. It's name is a parody of.

Type: Commercial.

Doritos
First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"

Description: A brand of seasoned tortilla chips created by and produced since 1964 by American food company.

Type: Commercial.

Extreme Walrus Juice
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers" Description: A beverage sold at Fishy Joe's.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: "Ride the walrus!"

"Froot" Cup
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man" Description: A cup containing sliced fruits sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.

Type: Commercial.

Gardener Lover's Salad
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man" Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing.

Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion" Description: Fried Human skins, presumably.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!"

Gobble Wieners
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A 31st Century turkey dog.

Type: Commercial.

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts
First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"

Description: A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.

Type: Commercial.

Hairibo
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score Description: Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.

Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word" Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.

Type: Commercial.

Human Broth
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score

Description: Soup broth made of humans.

Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop
First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"

Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Its name parodies.

Type: Commercial.

It Sure Ain't Butter!
First Appearance: "Ghost in the Machines" Description: A butter substitute. Its name is a parody of Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"

Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand.

Slogan: "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"

Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre.

Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word" Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.

Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000" Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.

Type: Commercial.

Maltese Liquor
First Appearance: "Law and Oracle" Description: The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and.

Type: Specialty.

Michael Collins Mix
First Appearance: "The Mutants Are Revolting" Description: A mixed drink. Its name is a reference to astronaut and the. Type: Commercial.

Mom's Pecan Clusters
First Appearance: Bender's Game Description: Produced by MomCorp.

Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton
First Appearance: "Spanish Fry" Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".

Type: Commercial.

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the malt liquor.

Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"

Description: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.

Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer

Type: Commercial.

Popplers
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers" Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.

Type: Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.

Red Minotaur
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Energy Drink. Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand.

Type: Commercial.

Shiz
First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"

Description: A soda drink.

Type: Commercial.

Slurm
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of.

Slogan: "It's highly addictive!" or "Enjoy Slurm".

Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.

Type: Commercial.

Slurmee
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of 

Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)

Description: A variety of food products made from people.

Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"

Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.

Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle and real beer brand.

Type: Commercial.

Steak Dinner
First Appearance: "A Clockwork Origin"

Description: Manufactured by. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.

Type: Commercial.

Styro-Pak Cookies
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"

Description: Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an -like cookie.

Type: Commercial.

π-in-1 Oil
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe" Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1. A reference to.

Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray
First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well" Description: A that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.

Type: Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Femmzoil
First Appearance: "Bend Her" Description: The fluid found in fembots. Type: Unknown.

Fleur de Liz Parfum
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility" Description: A brand of perfume. Type: Commercial.

Hologram in Sauce
First Appearance: "Reincarnation"

Description: A can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.

Type: Unknown.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil
First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind" Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to and.

Type: Commercial.

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Description: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.

Slogan: "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."

Type: Commercial.

Oil-ade
First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"

Description: Sold by Tinny Tim.

Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score

Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.

Type: Commercial.

Band-Ape
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"

Description: A brand of bandages for s.

Type: Commercial.

Cavitar Toothpaste
First Appearance: "Murder on the Planet Express"

Description: A brand of toothpaste that Fry uses.

Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream
First Appearance: "Less than Hero"

Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.

Type: Commercial.

Good News
First Appearance: "T.: The Terrestrial" Description: A brand of  that Professor Farnsworth takes. In 3013, after running out of supplement, the professor sent the crew to Omicron Persei 8, the only place where the supplement's active ingredient grows. The ingredient later cleared up his arthritis and his glaucoma. Type: Commercial.

Koop
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"

Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser.

Type: Commercial.

Newmar's Own Catnip
First Appearance: "31st Century Fox"

Description: A brand of catnip.

Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh
First Appearance: "I, Roommate" Description: A hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits. Slogan: "Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot."

Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter
First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"

Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.

Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe" Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.

Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth." Type: Commercial.

Art & You
First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"

Description: A book about art.

Type: Commercial.

Astounding Tales
First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"

Description: A magazine.

Type: Commercial.

Big Applet
First Appearance: "...But Deliver Us to Evil!"

Description: A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories. Slogan: "For the discriminated New New Yorker." Type: Commercial.

Book of Pickup Lines
First Appearance: "Amazon Women in the Mood"

Description: A book of lines to help seduce women.

Type: Homemade.

Captain's Handbook
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"

Description: A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant. Type: Commercial.

A Child's Garden of Space Legends
First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"

Description: A children's book featuring stories including The Fountain of Aging. Type: Commercial.

Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎
First Appearance: "The Deep South"

Description: A manual on what to do in emergencies.

Type: Commercial.

Coronation Oath: Vol. 1‎
First Appearance: "My Three Suns"

Description: A book explaining the laws on Trisol.

Type: Commercial.

Dances of the Ancient Bronx
First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"

Description: A book on ancient dances including. Type: Commercial.

Delivery-Boy Man
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"

Description: A comic book written and inked by Philip J. Fry. Type: Homemade (may be commercial, as Grrrl bought a Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray, which is advertised in the book).

Earth in the Balance
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"

Description: A book about ecology written by Al Gore's head and published in 1992. Type: Commercial.

English 101‎
First Appearance: "Mars University"

Description: A book for English students.

Type: Commercial.

Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"

Description: A book written by Al Gore's head. It is the Harry Potter-themed sequel to his book . Type: Commercial.

The Good Book 3.0
First Appearance: "Hell Is Other Robots"

Description: The third and latest edition of The Good Book, the holy scripture of Robotology. Comes in the form of a.

Type: Commercial.

Great Machete Battles
First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"

Description: A book which Leela reads.

Type: Commercial.

The Invisible Mon
First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"

Description: A book read by Hermes in 3012.

Type: Commercial.

Let's Go Sewers‎
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"

Description: A guidebook for exploring the New New York sewers.

Type: Commercial.

The Mathketball Diaries
First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" Description: A book authored by Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book . Type: Commercial.

Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus
First Appearance: "The Why of Fry" Description: A book. Its title is a parody of the 1992 book . Type: Commercial.

Minimum Obligations Manual‎
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"

Description: A manual used whenever a Planet Express Employee has been working for a certain number of years.

Type: Commercial.

Morbo on Management
First Appearance: "Futurama" (video game) Description: A book written by Morbo on how to gain power in the workplace. Type: Commercial.

Mu-Teen Magazine
First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" Description: A magazine produced in the sewers targeted at teenage mutants. Type: Commercial.

Nosy Enquirer
First Appearance: "The Farnsworth Parabox" Description: A magazine which parodies. Type: Commercial.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia
First Appearance: "The Beast with a Billion Backs"

Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the and the Internet database.

Type: Commercial.

Passion Exhumed
First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"

Description: A romance novel about archaeologists.

Type: Commercial.

Scab Handbook
First Appearance: "Bendless Love"

Description: A handbook for employees during a strike.

Type: Commercial.

Space Boy in Outer Space
First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"

Description: A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues. Type: Commercial.

Three More Great Recipes
First Appearance: "Bendless Love"

Description: A cookbook written by Elzar.

Type: Commercial.

True Stories of Courageous Animals
First Appearance: "Parasites Lost"

Description: Presumably a non-fiction book about inspiring animals. Type: Commercial.

Unfrozen Dude Magazine
First Appearance: "Fun on a Bun"

Description: A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a cryo-tube with an ice cream cone in his left hand. Type: Commercial.

Webster's New Abridged Becktionary‎
First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"

Description: A dictionary written by Beck.

Type: Commercial.

What the Hell Is Kwanza?
First Appearance: "A Tale of Two Santas" Description: A book about distributed by Kwanzaa-bot annually on the night of the 24th of December since 2354. Type: Commercial.

World's Bravest Hamsters
First Appearance: "Lethal Inspection" Description: A book about inspiring hamsters. Type: Commercial.

Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
First Appearance: "Love's Labours Lost in Space" Description: A book written by Zapp Brannigan, who keeps a copy aboard his ship, the Nimbus. Type: Commercial.

iObey
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score Description: A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email. Type: Black market.

Bamboo Boogie Boots
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.

Type: Commercial.

Bart Simpson dolls
First Appearance: "A Big Piece of Garbage"

Description: Dolls of, a character from the animated television series The Simpsons.

Type: Commercial; out of production.

Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray
First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences" Description: Manufactured by Professor Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.

Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears
First Appearance: "Love and Rocket" Description: Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.

Type: Commercial.

Needy Newbies
First Appearance: "The Owner of Mars Attacks!" Description: Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.

Type: Commercial.

Spy Pen
First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences" Description: A pen. Presumably based on the real-life spy pen, a special pen with a digital camera within it. Advertised in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man.

Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender dolls
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of.

Type: Commercial.

Curious Pussycat
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"

Description: A trademark. Probably a parody of Hello Kitty.

Type: Commercial.