2000

In-universe

 * 1 January
 * Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord Nibbler/his future self.
 * Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.
 * A Bender from "way at the end" comes to put the code on Fry's ass in the first place.
 * Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.
 * Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.
 * 8 November
 * Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of Al Gore's votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing George W. Bush to win the election.
 * Unknown
 * The City of New York quietly dispatches it's massive garbage supply out to sea.

Alternate-reality

 * 1 January
 * Fry bumps his head on the cryogenic tube instead of freezing himself, causing a rip in space-time.
 * The Vice Presidential Action Rangers abduct Fry and inform him that if he does not return to the cryo-tube, the universe will be destroyed.
 * Fry does not return to the cryo-tube, and the universe is destroyed.
 * Fry and the Vice Presidential Action Rangers are floating around outside the universe, they start a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Real-world

 * 6 February
 * Episode eighteen, "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?", is aired on FOX.
 * 20 February
 * Episode nineteen, "The Lesser of Two Evils", is aired on FOX.
 * 13 February
 * Episode twenty, "Put Your Head on My Shoulders", is aired on FOX.
 * 27 February
 * Episode twenty one, "Raging Bender", is aired on FOX.
 * 6 March
 * Episode twenty two, "A Bicyclops Built for Two", is aired on FOX.
 * 9 April
 * Episode twenty three, "A Clone of My Own", is aired on FOX.
 * 2 April
 * Episode twenty four, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back", is aired on FOX.
 * 16 April
 * Episode twenty five, "The Deep South", is aired on FOX.
 * 30 April
 * Episode twenty six, "Bender Gets Made", is aired on FOX.
 * 14 May
 * Episode twenty seven, "Mother's Day", is aired on FOX.
 * 7 May
 * Episode twenty eight, "The Problem with Popplers", is aired on FOX.
 * 21 May
 * Episode twenty nine, "Anthology of Interest I", is aired on FOX.
 * 26 November
 * Episode thirty, "War Is the H-Word", is aired on FOX.
 * 5 November
 * Episode thirty one, "The Honking", is aired on FOX.
 * 3 December
 * Episode thirty two, "The Cryonic Woman", is aired on FOX. Season 2 finale.