Infosphere:Featured article for fortnight 8 of 2012

Fender is a loudspeaker who works with the Beastie Boys. He went to high school with Bender and worked at Jack In The Box before 3000, attended a Beastie Boys concert and a jacking-on party with Bender in 3000, was outside the Mom's Friendly Robot Company headquarters and participated in the Robot Uprising by shooting lasers on Mother's Day in 3001 , attended the Big Robot Party in 3003 , welcomed Bender to the League of Robots in 3008 and attended the 100th delivery party in 3010.