Infosphere:Featured article for fortnight 23 of 2011

The hydroponic farmer is a farmer who works on a hydroponic farm on the Moon. He tried to kill Bender because he impregnated one of his three beautiful robot daughters, whom he does not allow anyone to touch, on the Moon in 3000 ; drove a hoverlorry full of chickens through Historic √66 in 3001 ; was non-canonically destroyed by the Planet Express ship on the Moon in 3008 (TBwaBB); attended the Space Demolition Derby in 3008 (BG); attended the violet dwarf star implosion ceremony in 3009 (ItWGY); protested against the teaching of evolution outside the Wozniak Nerd Academy in 3010 ; invited Clamps, Hermes, Amy, Leela, Fry, Zoidberg and Farnsworth for supper on the hydroponic farm in 3011 and sold vegetables from his Moon's Finest Produce stand at the Local Group Farmers Market in 3011.