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In-universe

 * 2 March
 * Nibbler's personal chauffeur destroys a planet while looking for a ship that he lost on 31 December 1999.
 * Unknown date
 * Bender uses a 3D printer to duplicate the guitar of Silicon Red in an attempt to become a famous folk singer himself. He goes to a railroad camp and begins writing a song about a robot named Big Caboose, when strangely everything in the song begins to actually happen in reality. Because Bender has been wirelessly connected to the 3D printer the entire time, anything he writes about is printed and brought into existence.
 * Professor Farnsworth joins a street-racing gang. This later results in him getting into a race against Leela, where he accidentally gets them both (along with Fry and Bender) temporarily trapped in the second dimension.
 * President Nixon cuts off all trade with Omicron Persei 8 after the headless clone of Agnew is accidentally murdered by Lrrr's son, Jrrr, during the fourth Omicronian invasion of Earth. Meanwhile, Fry is accidentally left stranded on Omicron Persei 8, where he is looked after by Jrrr until being rescued by Bender.
 * Fry and Leela go on a romantic vacation together whilst Bender, Amy and Zoidberg make a delivery to the planet Simian 7, which is inhabited by primates-only. It is revealed that Fry and Leela's romantic getaway is actually a human exhibition at a zoo on Simian 7.
 * After Bender rescues 15 trapped miners from the solar helium mine, Mayor Poopenmeyer makes Planet Express the city's new Fire Department. However, the crew suspect Bender of committing arson at all of the locations he visits in order to put out more fires and appear more heroic. Unbeknownst to them, a being from the sun that Bender names Flamo has been starting the fires in attempt to scorch the Earth. Eventually, the mystic aldermen of the sun come to take Flamo back and trap him inside the sun.
 * President Nixon and the last clone of Agnew enjoy watching the show Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit on TV at the White House, however, they are frequently interrupted by an angry mob on the lawn who request changes to content of the show that will teach and protect their.
 * Calculon is resurrected with the help of Bender and of the Professor's scientific ritual, but he must then work his way up to becoming a big-time star again since most people didn't miss him or his acting after he died.  Later, in an unfortunate accident on the set of his old show All My Circuits, he is killed for a second time by falling ceiling lights after performing his greatest and most believable piece of acting ever.
 * All of Bender's body parts except for his eyes and his mouth are stolen.
 * Leela learns of her genetic condition of squidification and is then cured by Mom's genetic-engineering facility.
 * After an alien ship begins approaching Earth, the crew searches Fry's mind to find the meaning of the musical tones emitted by the ship.
 * The Planet Express crew goes on a retreat, in which Fry and Bender kill celebrated business consultant Dan McMasters, believing him to be a vicious alien killer.
 * Zoidberg finally meets his girlfriend Zindy in person, but she dumps him. He then starts dating a florist.
 * Fry proposes to Leela and they marry and break the universe.