|Profession||Clerk at 711|
|First appearance||"War Is the H-Word" (2ACV17)|
|Voiced by||Tress MacNeille|
The 711 clerk is a brown-haired male Human and the only known clerk working at 711. While at work, he is completely enclosed in a box office-like enclosure. The clerk is a keen follower of the company's policy, as, if for any reason customers are not completely satisfied, he hates them, at which point he rolls them out on the street on a conveyor belt.
- He is one of the few Futurama male characters to be voiced by a woman.
711 clerk: Alright, sergeant. $100 worth of pixie stix and porno mags with your 5% military discount comes to $95. [He hands over the money, picks up his bag and leaves. Fry slaps his gum on the counter and the Clerk rings it up.] That'll be 40 cents.
Fry: I believe you're forgetting about our 5% military discount.
711 clerk: Well, that's only for people in the military.
Bender: What? This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
711 clerk: Alright, look. Our policy is: If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you. [He presses a button and a conveyor belt takes Fry and Bender through the doors onto the street.]