Bite my shiny metal ass

"Bite my shiny metal ass" is Bender Bending Rodríguez's catchphrase, and perhaps one of the most famous catchphrases on Futurama, only "Good news, everyone" seems to come close. It is commonly used by Bender as a retort to a comment at his expense. The catchphrase is also Bender's first uttered line on the show, in the pilot to Fry, where he describes his reasoning with that his ass is "shinier than [Fry's]". The other of Bender's common catchphrases is "Me, Bender".

Major appearances

In "War Is the H-Word", Bender was prevented from saying the 'last word' of the quote because he had a bomb inside him which would explode if he said it. It could not be removed, so the word which would blow up a planet was changed to 'antiquing', one of Bender's least said words. Surpisingly, his second most said word was revealed to be 'daffodil'.

After Bender's death in "Ghost in the Machines", Hermes shows a graph of how the usage of the catchphrase has decreased by 98 %. The remaining 2 % is shortly thereafter explained as being of Scruffy's usage.

Variations

It has also served on numerous accounts in slight variations.

• "Bite my red-hot glowing ass". "When Aliens Attack" (1ACV12)
  
  -- said while Bender cooks burgers on the beach.
• "Lick my frozen metal ass". "Xmas Story" (2ACV04)
  
  -- stated by Bender while skiing.
• "Bite my colossal metal ass". "Anthology of Interest I" (2ACV16)
  
  -- Bender says this as he is 500 feet tall in the segment "Terror at 500 Feet".
• "Maybe you can interface with my ass - by biting it". "Amazon Women in the Mood" (3ACV01)
  
  -- Bender's response when Leela suggests he interface with the Femputer.
• "1947 can kiss my shiny metal-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!". "Roswell that Ends Well" (3ACV19)
  
  -- said by Bender, as his body-less head fell off the Planet Express ship to the ground.
• "The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass". "Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
  
  -- said by Bender after he gets "downgraded"
• "Bite my glorious golden ass". "The Farnsworth Parabox" (4ACV15)
  
  -- said by Bender-1 since he chose the golden finish as opposed to Bender-A, who chose the fog hat grey.
• "Bite my shiny metal- OHHH NOOOOOOOO". "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" (4ACV18)
  
  -- said by Bender after he realizes he traded his ass plate to the Robot Devil in exchange for a megaphone.
• "Bite my shiny metal face". Bender's Game
  
  -- said by Titanius Anglesmith before he smashes his shiny metal face against the Die of Power.
• "Bite my shiny metal hat". Into the Wild Green Yonder
  
  - said by Fry in reference to the headpiece made of aluminum foil on his head to protect him from reading other people's thoughts.
• "Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?" "Attack of the Killer App" (6ACV03)
  
  - about the new eyePhone (it turns out there are several).
• "Bite my shiny metal clamps!". "The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
  
  - said by Clamps.
• "Bite my tiny metal ass!". "Benderama" (6ACV17)
  
  - said by one of the Bender duplicates.

Additional Info

Appearances

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• "Space Pilot 3000" (1ACV01)
  
• "Fear of a Bot Planet" (1ACV05)
  
  -- Stated by the Bender Action Figurine
• "When Aliens Attack" (1ACV12)
  
• "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (1ACV13)
  
• "Xmas Story" (2ACV04)
  
• "War Is the H-Word" (2ACV17)
  
• "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" (4ACV06)
  
• "Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
  
• "The Farnsworth Parabox" (4ACV15)
  
  -- Stated by the golden Bender
• Into the Wild Green Yonder
  
  -- Said by Fry
• "Attack of the Killer App" (6ACV03)
  
• "The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
  
  -- Said by Clamps
• "Benderama" (6ACV17)
  
  -- Said by one of Bender's duplicates
• "Ghost in the Machines" (6ACV19)
  
  -- Said by Scruffy