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=== Rules === | === Rules === | ||
* | *The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it a billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," called a "grand slam blern," if the ball enters a small hole in the centre of a sign, and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere). | ||
* | *If enough balls go into a small hole in the center of the field third ball lock, a pinball-style Multiball is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action. | ||
*Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula.. | |||
*Traditions of the game include aluminum bats and the 7th inning grope. | |||
== Teams == | == Teams == | ||
The Boston Poindexters | |||
The Mars Greenskins | |||
The [[New New York Mets]] | |||
The New New York Yankees | |||
The Pituitary Giants | |||
The Swedish Meatballs | |||
The Atlanta Braves | |||
The Spark Plugs | |||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Revision as of 20:27, 13 December 2006
File:Blernsball.jpg
Leela playing for the New New York Mets
Planet of Origin: Earth
Description
Blernsball is an very popular sport in the year 3000. It was reformed from Bassball which was dumbed too boring so it was spiced up.
Rules
- The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it a billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," called a "grand slam blern," if the ball enters a small hole in the centre of a sign, and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere).
- If enough balls go into a small hole in the center of the field third ball lock, a pinball-style Multiball is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action.
- Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula..
- Traditions of the game include aluminum bats and the 7th inning grope.
Teams
The Boston Poindexters The Mars Greenskins The New New York Mets The New New York Yankees The Pituitary Giants The Swedish Meatballs The Atlanta Braves The Spark Plugs
Appearances
Debut: Fear of a Bot Planet
A Leela of Her Own
If you know any more rules please add