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{{q| | {{q| | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express kitchen. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express kitchen. | ||
:'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': | :<strike>'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}. | '''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}. | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | ||
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<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge. | ||
:'''''Bender''': | :<strike>'''''Bender''': That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
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<poem>:'''Speech''': On Decapod 10. | <poem>:'''Speech''': On Decapod 10. | ||
(Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off) | |||
:'''''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': <strike>You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!</strike>'' | :'''''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': <strike>You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!</strike>'' | ||
(He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm) | |||
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}. | '''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
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==== {{e|2ACV06}} ==== | ==== {{e|2ACV06}} ==== | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the holographic film. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the holographic film. | ||
:<strike>'''''Motorist #1''': Move it, crap for brains!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''Motorist #1''': Move it, crap for brains!</strike>'' | ||
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<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | ||
:'''''Bender''': | :<strike>'''''Bender''': You bastard!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship. | ||
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not | :'''''Bender''': No, we're not<strike>, you little bed-wetter</strike>.'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship. | ||
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't | :'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't <strike>, you bastard</strike>!'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
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<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Nibblonian spaceship. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Nibblonian spaceship. | ||
:'''''Fry''': | : <strike>'''''Fry''': Those bastards!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
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<poem>:'''Speech''': In Maxi-Padlock. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In Maxi-Padlock. | ||
:'''''Leela''': <strike>You are one devious bastard. | :'''''Leela''': <strike>You are one devious bastard. | ||
:'''''Bender''': | :'''''Bender''': That's what it says on my vanity plate. | ||
: | :''[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads ''1DVSBSTD''.]''</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
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==== {{e|6ACV01}} ==== | ==== {{e|6ACV01}} ==== | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | ||
:'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college | :'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college <strike>, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). | '''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | <poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory. | ||
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you | :'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you <strike>, you slut-clops</strike>!'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | ||
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:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': It's an albino humping worm! | :'''''Professor Farnsworth''': It's an albino humping worm! | ||
:'''''Fry''': Why do they call it that? | :'''''Fry''': Why do they call it that? | ||
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Because it doesn't have any pigment | :'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Because it doesn't have any pigment. | ||
:<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike> | :<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America | '''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem> | ||
Revision as of 11:57, 4 May 2013
The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.
Censored by a broadcaster
Season 2
"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01) 
"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
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"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Bender: You bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Leela: We can't , you bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
Censored by: Adult Swim.
Video: Not suppressed.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! (muted out)
Censored by: TBS.
Video: Suppressed.
"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
Censored by: Adult Swim.
Video: Suppressed.
"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Speech: In the abandoned automotive lab.
Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 3
"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 4
"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Speech: In the Nibblonian spaceship.
Fry: Those bastards!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Speech: On the island.
Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 5
"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
Speech: In Maxi-Padlock.
Leela: You are one devious bastard.
Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 6
"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Fry: It's like when I passed out in college , except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Robot Leela: I'll kill you , you slut-clops!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Not suppressed.
"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
Speech:
Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
Fry: Why do they call it that?
Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)
Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America
Video: Not suppressed.
Season 7
"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
Speech: At Robot Arms Apartments.
Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps] That's my bastard!
Censored by: ?
Video: Not suppressed.
Censored by the show
Season 2
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!
Season 4
"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.
Season 5
Bender's Game 
Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
Leela: Son of a [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.
Into the Wild Green Yonder
Speech: In Mars Vegas.
Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!
Season 6
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Speech: In the V-GINY.
Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]
"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!
Speech: On the Moon.
Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!
Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!
Season 7
"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
Speech: Underground.
Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!