Censorship

The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster

Season 2

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the Planet Express kitchen.
Bender: This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)

Broadcaster: Sky1, Sky2 or Sky3.
Speech: On Decapod 10.
Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Bender: You bastard!
Video: Suppressed.

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
Video: Suppressed.

Broadcaster: Pick TV.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Leela: We can't, you bastard!
Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)

Broadcaster: Adult Swim.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Video: Not suppressed.

Broadcaster: TBS.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Video: Suppressed.

Broadcaster: BBC Two.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Video: Suppressed.

Broadcaster: Sky1.
Speech: In Atlanta.
Umbriel: I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.
Video: Suppressed.

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)

Broadcaster: Adult Swim.
Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Video: Suppressed.

Broadcaster: BBC Two.
Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Video: Suppressed.

Censored by the show

Season 2

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)

Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 6

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)

Speech: In the V-GINY.
Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]!

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)

Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!

Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!

Speech: On the Moon.
Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!