|First appearance||"The Route of All Evil" (3ACV12)|
Hermes and LaBarbara got married around 2980, as LaBarbara divorced from Barbados Slim, Hermes' limbo rival (3ACV12). At some point in the early 2990s, Hermes seemed to live alone in Tijuana, while working as Inspector#5 in Mom's factory. It is unknown where LaBarbara lived. In 2989, their son, Dwight, is born. The family was later separated for a short period of time when Hermes became a head in a jar and LaBarbara got back together with Barbados, after which Dwight even took Slim as his last name (BBS). They were only reunited when Hermes got his body back. The Conrads also seem to celebrate Kwanzaa (6ACV13).