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<poem>'''Bender''': So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot" and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!" | <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot" and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!" | ||
''[He laughs.]'' | ''[He laughs.]'' | ||
'''Washington''': Oh, Bender. Thou robots really cracketh me up.</poem> | '''Washington''': Oh, Bender. Thou robots really cracketh me up.</poem> | ||
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'''Washington''': Ah. Booze money.</poem> | '''Washington''': Ah. Booze money.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Washington''': ''[On [[Television|TV]].]'' And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.</poem> | <poem>'''Washington''': ''[On [[Television|TV]].]'' And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Fry''': Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. ''[He takes a head in a jar out of the box.]'' This was our first president, George Washington. ''[The staff stare blankly. Amy twitches and Farnsworth scratches his head.]'' Let's review. Who was our first president? | <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. ''[He takes a head in a jar out of the box.]'' This was our first president, George Washington. ''[The staff stare blankly. Amy twitches and Farnsworth scratches his head.]'' Let's review. Who was our first president? | ||
'''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Um... | |||
'''Bender: A pickle jar? | |||
'''Washington''': Thomas Jefferson?</poem> | '''Washington''': Thomas Jefferson?</poem> | ||
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Revision as of 00:20, 11 December 2011
| Tertiary character | |
| George Washington | |
|---|---|
| Age | 1292 |
| Date of birth | 22 February, 1732 |
| Profession | Former U.S. president |
| First appearance | "When Aliens Attack" (1ACV12)  |
| Voiced by | Maurice LaMarche |
| Wikipedia has information unrelated to Futurama | |
George Washington was the first U.S. president, who fought in the American Revolution. By the 31st century, Washington lives as a head in a jar at the Head Museum.
Despite his historical importance, he is not above advertising for Malfunctioning Eddie's car dealership on Presidents Day.
During the Brainspawn attack on Earth, where everyone became stupider, Philip J. Fry tried to teach his friends about U.S. presidents and who the first was. Washington himself guessed Thomas Jefferson.
Additional Info
Trivia
- He is on the $1 bill. (6ACV19)
- He lost his status as namesake of Washington D.C. to Washington the Sweathog(4ACV05).
Quotes
Bender: So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot" and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"
[He laughs.]
Washington: Oh, Bender. Thou robots really cracketh me up.
Washington: So, telleth, Bender. What hath happened to your body?
Bender: I hocked it.
Washington: Hocked it? Why wouldst thou do that?
Bender: Same reason you hocked your teeth.
Washington: Ah. Booze money.
Washington: [On TV.] And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.
Fry: Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. [He takes a head in a jar out of the box.] This was our first president, George Washington. [The staff stare blankly. Amy twitches and Farnsworth scratches his head.] Let's review. Who was our first president?
Amy: Um...
Bender: A pickle jar?
Washington: Thomas Jefferson?
