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<poem>'''The professor''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I'm in terrible pain.
 
<poem>'''The professor''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I'm in terrible pain.
 
'''{{Hermes}}''': How is that good news?
 
'''{{Hermes}}''': How is that good news?
'''The professor''': It's not. I've run out of <u>Good News</u>-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me more <u>Good News</u>, everyone, my arthritis will make me seize up like a [[Great Monkey Desert|dried monkey carcass]].</poem>
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'''The professor''': It's not. I've run out of</poem>
 
<poem>'''Hermes''': I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
 
<poem>'''Hermes''': I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
 
'''The professor''': Ha! The [[religion|sacred]] weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
 
'''The professor''': Ha! The [[religion|sacred]] weed of Omicron is a serious herb.

Revision as of 23:00, 26 October 2014

This article is about the herbal supplement. For the catchphrase, see Good news, everyone.
Good News
Good News.png
A hologram of a bottle of Good News-brand herbal supplement, in the Planet Express employee lounge, in 3013. [7ACV16]
TypeHerbal supplement
Owner(s)The professor
OriginOmicron Persei 8 (origin of the active ingredient)
First appearance"T.: The Terrestrial" (7ACV16)
Episode

Good News is a brand of herbal supplement that the professor had need for in 3013. [7ACV16] After running out of supplement, the professor sent the crew to Omicron Persei 8 — the only place where the supplement's active ingredient grows. The ingredient later cleared up his arthritis and his glaucoma.

Additional information

Quotes

    The professor: Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.
    Hermes: How is that good news?
    The professor: It's not. I've run out of

    Hermes: I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
    The professor: Ha! The sacred weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
    Hermes: Sacred weed, you say? [He picks up the professor's Good News bottle and smells the supplement.]
    Sweet toke of Ocracoke! This stuff's the Omichronic! To the ship!

Appearances

See also