Difference between revisions of "Human-horn dealer"

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'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]:''' Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]:''' Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
'''Human Horn dealer:''' ''[whispering]'' Shh! You're not cops, right?</poem>
'''Human Horn dealer:''' ''[whispering]'' Shh! You're not cops, right?</poem>
<poem>'''Human Horn dealer:''' I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later. Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?</poem>
<poem>'''Human Horn dealer:''' I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.  
<poem>'''Fry, Bender, and Leela:''' Ewwww.
<poem>'''Human Horn dealer:'''Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?</poem>
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===Appearances===
===Appearances===
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*{{flink|Into the Wild Green Yonder}} (seen in [[Audience scene|audience]])
*{{flink|Into the Wild Green Yonder}} (seen in [[Audience scene|audience]])
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}

Revision as of 21:34, 1 September 2010

Tertiary character
Human Horn dealer
Humanhorn salesman.png
GenderMale
ProfessionSalesman
First appearance"Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)
Episode
Voiced byMaurice LaMarche

The Human Horn dealer is a chamaleon-like sleazy alien who owns The Beast With Two Bucks sex shop at the Galactic Bazaar. He sells many porn products, including Human Horn (though he doesn't allow cops inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. He once owned Fry's nose which he sold to Lrrr.

Additional Info

Quotes

    Human Horn dealer: Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you?
    Fry: Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
    Human Horn dealer: [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?

    Human Horn dealer: I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
    <poem>Fry, Bender, and Leela: Ewwww.
    <poem>Human Horn dealer:Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Appearances