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|name=Human-horn dealer
 
|name=Human-horn dealer
 
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|image=[[File:Humanhorn salesman.png|225px]]
 
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|image text=The [[human horn|human-horn]] dealer at [[The Beast With Two Bucks]], in [[3004]].{{er|4ACV17}}
 
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|gender=Male
|job=Salesman
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|job={{cat|salesperson|Salesman}}
 
|first appear={{e|71}}
 
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|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche
 
|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche
 
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The '''human-horn dealer''' is a chamaleon-like sleazy [[List of alien species|alien]] who owns [[The Beast With Two Bucks]] sex shop at the [[Galactic Bazaar]]. He sells many porn products, including [[human horn]] (though he doesn't allow cops inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. He once owned Fry's nose which he sold to [[Lrrr]].
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The '''human-horn dealer''' is a chameleon-like sleazy [[List of alien species|alien]] who {{cat|owner|owns}} the [[The Beast With Two Bucks|Beast With Two Bucks]] sex {{cat|store|shop}} at the [[Galactic Bazaar]]. He sells many porn {{list of|product}}s, including [[human horn]] (though he doesn't allow {{cat|police officer|cops}} inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. In [[3004]], he owned {{Fry}}'s nose, which he sold to [[Lrrr]].{{er|4ACV17}}
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In [[3009]], he attended the ceremony for the [[implosion of the violet dwarf star|implosion of the]] [[violet dwarf star]].{{er|ItWGY}}
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In [[3013]], he was given {{Bender}}'s [[antenna]], which he sold to [[Hedonismbot]]. When Fry, {{Leela}}, and Bender came asking about it, he gave them a picture of Hedonismbot on the toilet.{{er|7ACV21}}
  
 
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<poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you?
 
<poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you?
'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
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'''Fry''': Uh, I'm looking for {{human}} horn.
'''Human-horn dealer''': [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?</poem>
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'''Human-horn dealer''': [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
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{{er|4ACV17}}</poem>
 
<poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
 
<poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
 
'''Fry, Bender, and Leela''': Ewwww.
 
'''Fry, Bender, and Leela''': Ewwww.
'''Human-horn dealer''': Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?</poem>
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'''Human-horn dealer''': Hey, I'm a porno-dealing {{cat|monster}}, what do I care what you think?
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{{er|4ACV17}}</poem>
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<poem>'''Fry''': Who was it?! Can you give us a name?
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'''Human-horn dealer''': Certainly not! I could never betray a customer's privacy. All I can give you is this naked picture of him taken from my toilet cam.
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{{er|7ACV21}}</poem>
 
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[[Category:Owners]]
 
[[Category:Owners]]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:29, 20 April 2014

Tertiary character
Human-horn dealer
GenderMale
ProfessionSalesman
First appearance"Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)
Episode
Voiced byMaurice LaMarche

The human-horn dealer is a chameleon-like sleazy alien who owns the Beast With Two Bucks sex shop at the Galactic Bazaar. He sells many porn products, including human horn (though he doesn't allow cops inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. In 3004, he owned Fry's nose, which he sold to Lrrr.[4ACV17]

In 3009, he attended the ceremony for the implosion of the violet dwarf star.[ItWGY]

In 3013, he was given Bender's antenna, which he sold to Hedonismbot. When Fry, Leela, and Bender came asking about it, he gave them a picture of Hedonismbot on the toilet.[7ACV21]

Additional Info[edit]

Quotes[edit]

    Human-horn dealer: Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you?
    Fry: Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
    Human-horn dealer: [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
    [4ACV17]

    Human-horn dealer: I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
    Fry, Bender, and Leela: Ewwww.
    Human-horn dealer: Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
    [4ACV17]

    Fry: Who was it?! Can you give us a name?
    Human-horn dealer: Certainly not! I could never betray a customer's privacy. All I can give you is this naked picture of him taken from my toilet cam.
    [7ACV21]

Appearances[edit]