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== Containers ==
 
== Containers ==

Revision as of 16:33, 12 June 2012

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

Albums

Bender Lets Loose!

See Bender Lets Loose!.
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First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: A spoken word album released by Bender at the height of his popularity on Chapek 9.
Type: Commercial; probably only available on Chapek 9.

Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits

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First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: A compilation album of Fry's music as performed on the Holophonor.
Type: Commercial.

Animal traps

Def-Con Owl Traps

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First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Kills owls dead."

Human traps

See Human traps.
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First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: Traps used to lure humans and trap them.
Type: Commercial

Chemicals

Arachno Spores

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First Appearance: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron

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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"

Cigars and cigarettes

Bender's Favorite

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to Cigarillos.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Dutch Butts

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar

See Le Grand Cigar.
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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.
Type: Specialty.

Royal Kooparillo

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables. The face and name are a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.
Type: Commercial.

Zuban cigars

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First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from Zuban 5. Parody of Cuban cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Just add fire!"

Clothing

Doomproof platinum vest

See Doomproof platinum vest.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A radiation-absorbing tunic that allows the wearer to survive exposure to doom radiation.
Type: Commercial.

Lightspeed Briefs

See Lightspeed Briefs.
Lightspeed briefs.jpg

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.
Type: Commercial. Slogan: As Seen in Your Dreams.

Containers

Partridge Family lunchbox

See Partridge Family Lunchbox.
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First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A lunchbox bearing the logo of the 1970s television series The Partridge Family.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Ronco Record Vault

See Ronco Record Vault.

First Appearance: "The Luck of the Fryrish"
Description: A safe for storing vinyl records, manufactured by Ronco.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Educational products

Emotion flashcards

See Emotion Flashcards.
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First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: Flashcards featuring the poster guy with a variety of feelings.
Type: Commercial.

Electronics

10 Blank Robots

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First Appearance: "I Dated a Robot"
Description: Generic Robot bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as Lucy Liu, can be downloaded. Mac formatted.
Type: Commercial.

Filmer's Choice Camera

See Filmer's Choice Camera.
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First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A brand of cameras meant for use in filming television programs.
Type: Commercial.

iPod

See iPod.
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First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: A portable media player.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360

See Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360.
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First Appearance: "Overclockwise"
Description: A gaming console produced by MomCorp. The name is a reference to the gaming consoles Nintendo GameCube and Microsoft Xbox 360 .
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Cue Card

See Mr. Cue Card.
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First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A machine that prints text on pieces of paper onto cue cards.
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.
Type: Commercial.

Party Board

See Party Board.
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First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
Description: A flying board used for parties.
Type: Commercial.

Q. T. McWhiskers

See Q. T. McWhiskers.
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First Appearance: "Mother's Day"
Description: An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, Mom modified the invention into a weapon.
Type: Commercial.

Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.
Trivia: Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".
Type: Commercial (public facility).

Food and drinks

Admiral Crunch

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

See Angry Norwegian.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.

Archduke Chocula

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.
Type: Commercial.

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: Maple syrup sold and produced by the Amazonians. Sold at the Local Group Farmers Market.
Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow

See Bachelor Chow.
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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: "Bachelor Chow, now with flavor."
Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

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First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"
Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman Blurnsball player.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!"

Bendërbrāu

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.

Big Pink

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand Big Red
Type: Commercial.

Buggalo Tots

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).
Type: Commercial.

Derrier

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First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of mineral water.
Type: Commercial.

Doritos

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First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of seasoned tortilla chips created by Arch West and produced since 1964 by American food company Frito-Lay.
Type: Commercial.

Extreme Walrus Juice

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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A beverage sold at Fishy Joe's.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Ride the walrus!"

"Froot" Cup

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A cup containing sliced fruits sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.
Type: Commercial.

Gardener Lover's Salad

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing.
Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds

Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: Fried Human skins, presumably.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!"

Gobble Wieners

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A 31st Century turkey dog.
Type: Commercial.

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts

See Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.
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First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.
Type: Commercial.

Hairibo

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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company Haribo, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.
Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.

Human Broth

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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Soup broth made of humans.
Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop

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First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Its name parodies Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.

It Sure Ain't Butter!

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First Appearance: "Ghost in the Machines"
Description: A butter substitute. Its name is a parody of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
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First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"
Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.
Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies Löwenbräu beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.
Type: Commercial.

Maltese Liquor

See Maltese Liquor.
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First Appearance: "Law and Oracle"
Description: The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and Billy Dee Williams.
Type: Specialty.

Michael Collins Mix

See Michael Collins Mix.
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First Appearance: "The Mutants Are Revolting"
Description: A mixed drink. Its name is a reference to astronaut Michael Collins and the Collins mix.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Pecan Clusters

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First Appearance: Bender's Game
Description: Produced by MomCorp.
Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton

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First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"
Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".
Type: Commercial.

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

Orlon Candy.jpg

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

Pabst Blue Robot.jpg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.

Popplers

See Popplers.
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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.

Red Minotaur

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand Samuel Adams.
Type: Commercial.

Shiz

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First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.

Slurm

See Slurm.
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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: "It's highly addictive!" or "Enjoy Slurm".
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

See Slurmee.
Slurmee.jpg

First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products

See Soylent Products.
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First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl

Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle (Pauli Exclusion Principle) and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.

Steak Dinner

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First Appearance: "A Clockwork Origin"
Description: Manufactured by Bristol-Myers Squibb. 40-mg bottles filled with pills that can be rehydrated into steaks.
Type: Commercial.

Styro-Pak Cookies

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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an Oreo-like cookie.
Type: Commercial.

Oils, sprays, powders and other fluids

π-in-1 Oil

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1.
Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray

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First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Femmzoil

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First Appearance: "Bend Her"
Description: The Robot fluid found in fembots.
Type: Unknown.

Hologram in Sauce

See Hologram in Sauce.
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First Appearance: "Reincarnation"
Description: A can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.
Type: Unknown.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

See Whale Oil.
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First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

See Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.
Slogan: "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."
Type: Commercial.

Oil-ade

See Oil-ade.

First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: Sold by Tinny Tim.
Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder

See Torgo's Executive Powder.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.
Type: Commercial.

Medicine and healthcare products

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream

See Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream.
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First Appearance: "Less than Hero"
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Commercial.

Koop

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser Pez.
Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

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First Appearance: "I, Roommate"
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: "Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot."
Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter

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First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."
Type: Commercial.

Publications

Art & You

See Art & You.
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First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: A book about art.
Type: Commercial.

Astounding Tales

See Astounding Tales.
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First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Description: A magazine.
Type: Commercial.

Big Applet

See Big Applet.
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First Appearance: "...But Deliver Us to Evil!"
Description: A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.
Slogan: "For the discriminated New New Yorker." Type: Commercial.

Captain's Handbook

See Captain's Handbook.
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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.
Type: Commercial.

Delivery-Boy Man

See Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic).
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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A comic book written and inked by Philip J. Fry.
Type: Homemade (may be commercial, as Grrrl bought a Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray, which is advertised in the book).

Earth in the Balance

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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book about ecology written by Al Gore's head and published in 1992.
Type: Commercial.

Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth

See Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth.
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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book written by Al Gore's head. It is the Harry Potter-themed sequel to his book Earth in the Balance.
Type: Commercial.

The Good Book 3.0

See The Good Book 3.0.
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First Appearance: "Hell Is Other Robots"
Description: The third and latest edition of The Good Book, the holy scripture of Robotology. Comes in the form of a floppy disk.
Type: Commercial.

The Mathketball Diaries

See The Mathketball Diaries.
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First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A book authored by Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book The Mathketball Diaries.
Type: Commercial.

Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus

See Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus.
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First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A book. Its title is a parody of the 1992 book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.
Type: Commercial.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia

See Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Commercial.

Space Boy in Outer Space

See Space Boy in Outer Space.
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First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.
Type: Commercial.

What the Hell Is Kwanza?

See What the Hell Is Kwanza?.
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First Appearance: "A Tale of Two Santas"
Description: A book about Kwanzaa distributed by Kwanzaa-bot annually on the night of the 24th of December since 2354.
Type: Commercial.

Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War

See Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.
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First Appearance: "Love's Labours Lost in Space"
Description: A book written by Zapp Brannigan, who keeps a copy aboard his ship, the Nimbus.
Type: Commercial.

Software

iObey

See iObey.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email.
Type: Black market.

Toys and novelty products

Bamboo Boogie Boots

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.
Type: Commercial.

Bart Simpson dolls

See Bart Simpson doll.
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First Appearance: "A Big Piece of Garbage"
Description: Dolls of Bart Simpson, a character from the animated television series The Simpsons.
Type: Commercial; out of production.

Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray

See Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray.
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First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: Manufactured by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.
Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

See Lovey Bears.
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First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.
Type: Commercial.

Needy Newbies

See Needy Newbies.
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First Appearance: "The Owner of Mars Attacks!"
Description: Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.
Type: Commercial.

Spy Pen

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First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: A pen. Presumably based on the real-life spy pen, a special pen with a digital camera within it. Advertised in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man.
Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender dolls

See Tickle Me Bender.
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First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.

Other

Curious Pussycat

See Curious Pussycat.
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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A trademark. Probably a parody of Hello Kitty.
Type: Commercial.