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''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.
''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.


===π-in-1 Oil===
== Albums ==
[[Image:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]]  
=== ''Bender Lets Loose!'' ===
'''First Appearance:''' [[Insane in the Mainframe]]<br>
{{see|Bender Lets Loose!}}
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.<br />  
[[File:Bender Lets Loose!.png|right|150px]]
'''Type:''' Commercial.
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fear of a Bot Planet]]"<br />
'''Description''': A spoken word album released by Bender at the height of his popularity on [[Chapek 9]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably only available on Chapek 9.
{{Clear}}
 
=== ''Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits'' ===
[[File:Well Dressed Grumpy Snail.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings]]" <br>
'''Description''': A compilation album of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]'s music as performed on the [[Holophonor]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
{{Clear}}
 
== Animal traps ==
=== Def-Con Owl Traps ===
[[File:Def Con owl traps.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance'''"[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
'''Slogan''': "Kills owls dead."
{{Clear}}
 
=== Human traps ===
{{see|Human traps}}
[[File:Human Trap.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fear of a Bot Planet]]"<br />
'''Description''': Traps used to lure humans and trap them.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial
{{Clear}}
 
== Chemicals ==
=== Arachno Spores ===
[[File:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br>
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Hal's Roach Bombs ===
{{see|Hal's Roach Bombs}}
[[File:Hal's Roach Bombs.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]" <br>
'''Description''': A brand of {{w|fogger}}. <br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Molten Boron ===
[[File:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''Description''': A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
'''Slogan:''' "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"
{{Clear}}
 
== Cigars and cigarettes ==
=== Bender's Favorite ===
[[File:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from ''All My Circuits''.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Benderillos ===
[[File:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to {{w|Cigarillos}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from ''All My Circuits''.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Bender Smokes ===
[[File:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from ''All My Circuits''.
'''Slogan''': "The only brand ''Bender Smokes''."
{{Clear}}
 
=== Dutch Butts ===
[[File:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Le Grand Cigar ===
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}
[[File:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.<br />
'''Type''': Specialty.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Royal Kooparillo ===
[[File:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]]. The face and name are a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Zuban cigars ===
[[File:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br /><!--If this is turned into an article, acknowledge 4ACV06 appearance.-->
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from [[Zuban 5]]. Parody of {{w|Cuban cigar}}s.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
'''Slogan''': "Just add fire!"
{{Clear}}
 
== Clothing ==
=== Doomproof platinum vest ===
{{see|Doomproof platinum vest}}
[[File:Doomproof vest.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br>
'''Description:''' A radiation-absorbing tunic that allows the wearer to survive exposure to doom radiation.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Lightspeed Briefs ===
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}
[[File:Lightspeed briefs game.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
'''Slogans''': "As seen in your dreams.", "For the discriminating crotch."
 
== Containers ==
=== Partridge Family lunchbox ===
{{see|Partridge Family Lunchbox}}
[[File:Partridge Family Lunchbox.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!]]"<br />
'''Description''': A lunchbox bearing the logo of the 1970s television series ''{{w|The Partridge Family}}''.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Ronco Record Vault ===
{{see|Ronco Record Vault}}
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Luck of the Fryrish]]"<br />
'''Description''': A safe for storing vinyl records, manufactured by {{w|Ronco}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production.
{{Clear}}
 
== Educational products ==
=== Emotion flashcards ===
{{see|Emotion Flashcards}}
[[File:Emotion Flashcards.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings]]"<br />
'''Description''': Flashcards featuring the [[poster guy]] with a variety of feelings.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
== Electronics ==
=== 10 Blank Robots ===
[[File:10 blank robots.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I Dated a Robot]]"<br>
'''Description:''' Generic {{robot}} bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as [[Lucy Liu's head|Lucy Liu]], can be downloaded. Mac formatted.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Filmer's Choice Camera ===
{{see|Filmer's Choice Camera}}
[[File:Futurama Yo Leela Leela Filmer's Choice Camera.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Yo Leela Leela]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of cameras meant for use in filming television programs.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== iPod ===
{{see|iPod}}
[[File:The Silence of the Clamps - iPod.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]''<br>
'''Description:''' A portable media player.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360 ===
{{See|Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360}}
[[File:Xcube 360.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Overclockwise]]"<br>
'''Description''': A gaming console produced by [[MomCorp]]. The name is a reference to the gaming consoles {{w|Nintendo GameCube}} and {{w|Microsoft Xbox 360}} .<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Mr. Cue Card ===
{{see|Mr. Cue Card}}
[[File:Futurama Yo Leela Leela Mr. Cue Card.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Yo Leela Leela]]"<br />
'''Description''': A machine that prints text on pieces of paper onto cue cards.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Mr. Wino ===
[[File:Mr Wino.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Party Board ===
{{see|Party Board}}
[[File:Party Board.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch]]"<br />
'''Description''': A flying board used for parties.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Admiral Crunch===
=== Q. T. McWhiskers ===
[[Image:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Q. T. McWhiskers}}
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Series Has Landed]]<br>
[[File:QTMcwiskers.png|right|150px]]
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. Crunch has been promoted to Admiral, part of the joke of this product is based on Star Trek, where any Captain seen in the future has been promoted to Admiral.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Mother's Day]]"<br />
'''Description''': An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, [[Mom]] modified the invention into a weapon.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===All Purpose Spray===
=== Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth ===
[[Image:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Suicide Booth fry.jpeg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[When Aliens Attack]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description:''' A spray that assumes the shape of a bikini, army clothing, or whatever suits the situation.<br />
'''Description''': A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.<br />
'''Type''': Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.
'''Trivia''': Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".<br />
'''Type''': Commercial (public facility).
{{Clear}}
 
== Food and drinks ==
=== Admiral Crunch ===
[[File:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br>
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Angry Norwegian Anchovies===
=== Angry Norwegian Anchovies ===
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}
[[Image:Angry_Norwegian_Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[A Fishful of Dollars]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Description''': Ancient extinct anchovies.<br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.  Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.
'''Type''': Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Arachno Spores===
=== Archduke Chocula ===
[[Image:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': {{elink|2ACV06|The Lesser of Two Evils}}
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''Description''': The fatal spore with the funny name! <br>
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Archduke Chocula===
=== Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup ===
[[Image:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[The Series Has Landed]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]"<br>
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula.<br />
'''Description:''' Maple syrup sold and produced by the [[Amazonians]]. Sold at the [[Local Group Farmers Market]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
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=== Bachelor Chow ===
=== Bachelor Chow ===
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}
[[Image:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bachelor chow game.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': Food that has no flavour.<br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br />
'''Slogan''': [[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavour.<br />
'''Slogan''': "[[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavor."<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
===Bamboo Boogie Boots===
 
[[Image:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
=== Bean-Bay Beans ===
'''First Appearances''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
[[File:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]
'''Description''': Boots that turn into bamboo stilts.<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Leela of Her Own]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] when she becomes the world's first woman blernsball player.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
'''Slogans''': "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes."
{{Clear}}
 
=== Big Pink ===
[[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand {{w|Big Red (gum)|Big Red}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
===Bean-Bay Beans===
 
[[Image:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]
=== Buggalo Tots ===
'''First Appearances''': [[A Leela of Her Own]]<br />
[[File:Buggalo 6ACV22.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A brand of Beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]].<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]" <br>
'''Description''': A food item sold at [[Fishy Joe's]], presumably made of [[buggalo]]. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
=== Bendërbrāu ===
 
[[Image:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
=== Derrier ===
'''First Appearances''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
[[File:Zapp drinking Derrier beer.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': Made inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] this beer was originally made so the PE crew could drink cheaper beer.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela]]"<br />
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''[[wikipedia:Ā|ā]]''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut over the a.  There is a difference. -->
'''Description''': A brand of mineral water. It's name is a parody of {{w|Perrier}}.<br />
'''Type''': Private.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Bender's Favorite===
=== Doritos ===
[[Image:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Zapp - Mini-bar.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of seasoned tortilla chips created by {{w|Arch West}} and produced since [[1964]] by American food company {{w|Frito-Lay}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
===Benderillos===
 
[[Image:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]
=== Extreme Walrus Juice ===
'''First Appearances''': [[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]<br />
[[File:ewj.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]" <br>
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to {{w|Cigarillos}}.
'''Description''': A beverage sold at [[Fishy Joe's]].<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
'''Slogan''': "Ride the walrus!"
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Bender Smokes===
=== "Froot" Cup ===
[[Image:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Froot Cup.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]" <br>
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Description''': A cup containing sliced fruits sold at [[Fishy Joe's]]. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
{{Clear}}
===Big Pink===
[[Image:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[War is the H-Word]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum containing bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream===
=== Gardener Lover's Salad ===
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream}}
[[File:Gardener Lover's Salad.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]" <br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[Less than Hero]]<br>
'''Description''': A food item sold at [[Fishy Joe's]]. Served with a choice of cheese filing.<br />  
'''Description:''' A cream that gives humans superpowers.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Medical.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Dutch Butts===
=== Glagnar's Human Rinds ===
[[Image:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]" <br>
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
'''Description''': Fried Human skins, presumably. <br />  
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
'''Slogan''': "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!"
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Glagnar's Human Rinds===  
=== Gobble Wieners ===
[[Image:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': {{elink|2ACV01|I Second that Emotion}}
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': Human rinds. <br />  
'''Description''': A 31st Century turkey dog.<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial. <br>
'''Type''': Commercial.  
'''Slogan''': It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Gobbler Weiners===
=== Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts ===
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
{{see|Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts}}
'''Description''': A 30th Century Turkey Dog.<br />  
[[File:Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial.  
'''Type''': Commercial.  
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Hairibo===
=== Hairibo ===
[[Image:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appereance:''' [[Bender's Big Score]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br>
'''Description:''' Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets [[wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]] from Germany.<br />
'''Description:''' Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company {{w|Haribo}}, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.<br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.
'''Type:''' Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Hubble Bubble===
=== Hubble Bubble ===
[[Image:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[War is the H-Word]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.<br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Human Broth ===
[[File:Human Broth.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br />
'''Description''': Soup broth made of humans.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


===Iffy Pop===
=== Iffy Pop ===
[[Image:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Roswell that Ends Well]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Jiffy Pop|Jiffy Pop]]''.<br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Its name parodies {{w|Jiffy Pop}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== It Sure Ain't Butter! ===
[[File:It Sure Ain't Butter.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Ghost in the Machines]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A butter substitute. Its name is a parody of {{w|I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!}}<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
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=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===
=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}
[[Image:Kibbles_n_Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Kibbles n Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[I Second that Emotion]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br />
'''Description''': [[Nibbler]] likes it a lot and Fry bought some for [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand {{w|Kibbles 'n Bits}}.<br />
'''Slogan''': If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!<br />
'''Slogan''': "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Liquid Nitrogum ===
[[File:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to {{w|Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum}} albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Michael Collins Mix ===
{{see|Michael Collins Mix}} 
[[File:Michael Collins Mix.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Mutants Are Revolting]]"<br>
'''Description''': A mixed drink. Its name is a reference to astronaut {{w|Michael Collins (astronaut)|Michael Collins}} and the {{w|Tom Collins|Collins mix}}.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Mom's Pecan Clusters ===
[[File:Futurama Bender's Game Mom's Pecan Clusters.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Game]]''<br>
'''Description''': Produced by [[MomCorp]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Monsieur Carton ===
[[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br>
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine. It is [[French language|French]] for "''Mister Cardboard''".<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Orlon Candy ===
[[File:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''Description''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Popplers ===
{{see|Popplers}}
[[File:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.
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=== Red Minotaur ===
[[File:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br>
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Shiz ===
[[File:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br />
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
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=== Slurm ===
{{see|Slurm}}
[[File:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the [[Slurm Queen|behind of a giant worm queen]]. Parody of {{w|Coca-Cola}}. <br />
'''Slogan''': "It's highly addictive!" or "Enjoy Slurm".<br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Slurmee ===
{{see|Slurm#Types of Slurm|Slurmee}}
[[File:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"<br>
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''{{w|Slurpie|Slurpee}}'' <br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Soylent Products ===
{{see|Soylent Products}}
[[File:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" (Mentioned)<br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Spider Yum ===
[[File:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Steak Dinner ===
[[File:Steak Dinner.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Clockwork Origin]]"<br />
'''Description''': Manufactured by {{w|Bristol-Myers Squibb}}. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Styro-Pak Cookies ===
[[File:Styro-Pak Cookies.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br />
'''Description''': Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an {{w|Oreo}}-like cookie.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Alcoholic beverages ===
 
==== Bendërbrāu ====
[[File:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the {{Planet Express|crew}} inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br />
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''{{w|ā}}''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut, over the a.  There is a difference. -->
'''Type''': Homebrewed. <br />
'''Slogan''': "Let's get drunk!"
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==== Klein's Beer ====
[[File:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre {{w|Klein bottle|bottle}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Klein's Beer===
 
[[Image:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
==== LöBrau Beer ====
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
[[File:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A brand of beer. Its name and shape is based on a [[wikipedia:Klein bottle|Klein bottle]].<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br>
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies {{w|Löwenbräu}} beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Le Grand Cigar===
==== Maltese Liquor ====
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}
{{see|Maltese Liquor}}  
[[Image:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Maltese Liquor.png|right|150px]]  
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Law and Oracle]]"<br>
'''Description''': A very special cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar is made from the U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.<br />
'''Description''': The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and {{w|Billy Dee Williams}}.<br />
'''Type''': Speciality.
'''Type''': Specialty.
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=== Lightspeed Briefs ===
==== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ====
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}
[[File:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Lightspeed briefs.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''First Appearance:''' [[A Fishful of Dollars]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially BenderThe name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the {{w|Olde English 800|Olde English}} malt liquor.<br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30They were advertised in dreams.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Liquid Nitrogum===
 
[[Image:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]
==== Pabst Blue Robot ====
'''First Appearance:''' [[War is the H-Word]]<br>
[[File:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to [[wikipedia:Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum]] albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== LöBrau Beer ===
==== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ====
[[Image:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A popular product LöBrau Beer was frozen with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] for 1000 years. Strangely whilst most 20th Century products went out of business LöBrau still exists in the 31st Century so it must be popular.  The name is supposed to sound like ''lowbrow'', though it would be pronounced ''lewbrow'' if the umlaut is considered. This brand clearly refers to the German brand [[wikipedia:Löwenbräu|Löwenbräu]] which is very popular in the USA.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand {{w|Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Lovey Bears===
==== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ====
{{see|Lovey Bears}}
[[File:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Love and Rocket]]<br>
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle ({{w|Pauli exclusion principle|Pauli Exclusion Principle}}) and real beer brand {{w|St. Pauli Girl}}.<br />
'''Description''': These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
 
===== See also =====
* [[:Category:Things named after saints]]
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== Oils, sprays, powders and other fluids ==
=== π-in-1 Oil ===
[[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]]  
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br>
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1. A reference to {{w|3-In-1 Oil}}.<br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.
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=== All Purpose Spray ===
[[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A {{cat|spray}} that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.<br />
'''Type''': Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.
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=== Femmzoil ===
{{see|Femmzoil}}
[[File:Female robot oil.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Bend Her]]"<br>
'''Description:''' The {{robot}} fluid found in [[fembot]]s.<br>
'''Type''': Unknown.
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=== Fleur de Liz Parfum ===
{{see|Fleur de Liz Parfum}}
[[File:Fleur de Liz Parfum.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A brand of perfume.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Hologram in Sauce ===
{{see|Hologram in Sauce}}
[[File:Hologram in Sauce.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Reincarnation]]"<br />
'''Description''': A can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.<br />
'''Type''': Unknown.
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=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===
=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===
{{see|Whale Oil}}   
{{see|Whale Oil}}   
[[Image:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]]  
[[File:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]]  
'''First Appearance''': [[Bendin' in the Wind]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br>
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br />
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Molten Boron===
=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===
[[Image:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}
'''First Appearance''': {{elink|2ACV15|The Problem with Popplers}}
[[File:Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil game.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': Molten lava. <br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br>
'''Description''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.<br />
'''Slogan:''' Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
'''Slogan''': "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Oil-ade ===
{{see|Oil-ade}}
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br />
'''Description''': Sold by [[Tinny Tim]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Torgo's Executive Powder ===
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}
[[File:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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== Medicine and healthcare products ==
=== Band-Ape ===
{{see|Band-Ape}}
[[File:Band-Ape.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of bandages for {{cat|monkey}}s.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Cavitar Toothpaste ===
{{see|Cavitar Toothpaste}}
[[File:Cavitar Toothpaste.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Murder on the Planet Express]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of toothpaste that Fry uses.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream ===
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream}}
[[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Less than Hero]]"<br />
'''Description''': A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Good News ===
{{see|Good News}}
[[File:Good News.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[T.: The Terrestrial]]"<br/ >
'''Description''': A brand of {{cat|plant|herbal}} {{cat|dietary supplement|supplement}}.<br/ >
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Koop ===
[[File:Koop dispenser.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]"<br />
'''Description''': A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall  reference to the candy dispenser {{w|Pez}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Newmar's Own Catnip ===
{{See|Newmar's Own Catnip}}
[[File:Newmar's Own Catnip.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[31st Century Fox]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of catnip.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Robo Fresh ===
[[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[I, Roommate]]"<br>
'''Description''': A {{robot}} hygiene product that at one point sponsored ''[[All My Circuits]]''.<br>
'''Slogan''': "Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot."<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Tanning Butter ===
[[File:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br />
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Thompson's Teeth ===
[[File:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" <br>
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br />
'''Slogan''': "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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== Publications ==
=== ''Art & You'' ===
{{see|Art & You}}
[[File:Art & You.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book about art.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Astounding Tales'' ===
{{see|Astounding Tales}}
[[File:707-astounding-tales.jpg|right|130px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Six Million Dollar Mon]]"<br />
'''Description''': A magazine.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Big Applet'' ===
{{see|Big Applet}}
[[File:Big Applet.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[...But Deliver Us to Evil!]]"<br />
'''Description''': A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.<br/>
'''Slogan''': "For the discriminated New New Yorker."<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Book of Pickup Lines'' ===
{{see|Book of Pickup Lines}}
[[File:Book of Pickup Lines.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]" <br />
'''Description''': A book of lines to help seduce women.<br />
'''Type''': Homemade.
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=== ''Captain's Handbook'' ===
{{see|Captain's Handbook}}
[[File:CaptainHandbook.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br />
'''Description''': A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''A Child's Garden of Space Legends'' ===
{{see|A Child's Garden of Space Legends}}
[[File:A Child's Garden of Space Legends.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]"<br />
'''Description''': A children's book featuring stories including [[Fountain of Aging|The Fountain of Aging]].<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎'' ===
{{see|Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎}}
[[File: Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Deep South]]"<br />
'''Description''': A manual on what to do in emergencies.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Coronation Oath: Vol. 1‎'' ===
{{see|Coronation Oath: Vol. 1‎}}
[[File: Coronation Oath Vol 1‎.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[My Three Suns]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book explaining the laws on [[Trisol]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Dances of the Ancient Bronx'' ===
{{see|Dances of the Ancient Bronx}}
[[File:Dances of the Ancient Bronx.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Jurassic Bark]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book on ancient dances including {{w|Hustle (dance)|The Hustle}}.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Delivery-Boy Man'' ===
{{see|Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic)}}
[[File:Written and Inked by Fry.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br />
'''Description''': A comic book written and inked by [[Philip J. Fry]].<br/>
'''Type''': Homemade (may be commercial, as [[Grrrl]] bought a [[Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray]], which is advertised in the book).
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=== ''Earth in the Balance'' ===
[[File:Harry Potter.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book about ecology written by [[Al Gore's head]] and published in [[1992]].<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''English 101‎'' ===
{{see|English 101‎}}
[[File: English 101‎.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Mars University]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book for English students.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth'' ===
{{see|Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth}}
[[File:Harry Potter.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book written by [[Al Gore's head]]. It is the [[Harry Potter]]-themed sequel to his book ''{{w|Earth in the Balance}}''.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''How to Read a Book in Bed'' ===
{{see|How to Read a Book in Bed}}
[[File:How to Read a Book in Bed.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Simpsorama]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book that {{s|Homer Simpson|Homer}} [[The Simpsons|Simpson]] read in {{s|742 Evergreen Terrace|bed}} in [[2014]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===
=== ''The Good Book 3.0'' ===
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}
{{see|The Good Book 3.0}}
[[Image:Robot Oil.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:The Good Book 3.0.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[A Fishful of Dollars]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]"<br />
'''Descripton''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], [[Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil]] is the most popular Oil brand.<br />
'''Description''': The third and latest edition of ''The Good Book'', the holy scripture of [[Robotology]]. Comes in the form of a {{w|floppy disk}}.<br />
'''Slogan''': Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Great Machete Battles'' ===
{{see|Great Machete Battles}}
[[File:Great Machete Battles.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book which Leela reads.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''The Invisible Mon'' ===
{{see|The Invisible Mon}}
[[File:The Invisible Mon.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Six Million Dollar Mon]]"<br />
'''Description''': A book read by Hermes in [[3012]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''Let's Go Sewers‎'' ===
{{see|Let's Go Sewers‎}}
[[File:Let's Go Sewers‎.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br />
'''Description''': A guidebook for exploring the [[New New York sewers]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== ''The Mathketball Diaries'' ===
{{see|The Mathketball Diaries}}
[[File:Mathketball.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br>
'''Description''': A book authored by [[Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate]]. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book ''{{w|The Basketball Diaries}}''.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Monsieur Carton===
 
[[Image:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
=== ''Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus'' ===
'''First Appearance''': [[Spanish Fry]]<br>
{{see|Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus}}
'''Description''': A brand of wine.<br />
[[File:Martians Mars Venusians Venus.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br>
'''Description''': A book. Its title is a parody of the [[1992]] book ''{{w|Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus}}''.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Mr. Wino===
 
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
=== ''Minimum Obligations Manual‎'' ===
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that fills a glass bottle with wine, and then corks it.  It is then uncorked by a separate bottle opener.<br />
{{see|Minimum Obligations Manual}}
'''Type''': Unknown.
[[File:Minimum Obligations Manual.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br />
'''Description''': A manual used whenever a [[Planet Express]] Employee has been working for a certain number of years.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Old Farmer's Wikipedia===
 
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}
=== ''Morbo on Management'' ===
[[Image:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
<!-- {{see|Morbo on Management}} -->
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
[[File:Morbo on Management.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': An encyclopedia of some sort that was only used once by Hermes.  The name is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Old Farmer's Almanac|Old Farmer's Almanac]] and the Internet database [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Futurama (video game)|"Futurama" (video game)]]<br>
'''Type''': Unknown
'''Description''': A book written by [[Morbo]] on how to gain power in the workplace.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Olde Fortran Malt Liquor===
 
[[Image:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
=== ''Mu-Teen Magazine'' ===
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
{{see|Mu-Teen Magazine}}
'''Descripton''': A alcohol drink commonly drunk by Bender which can also replenish his health.  The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the [[wikipedia:Olde English 800|Olde English]] malt liquor.<br />
[[File:Muteen poster.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]"<br>
'''Description''': A magazine produced in the sewers targeted at teenage mutants.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Orlon Candy===
=== ''Nosy Enquirer'' ===
[[Image:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Nosy Enquirer}}
'''First Appearance''': [[The Series Has Landed]]<br />
[[File:Bigfoot80-2.png|right|150px]]
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of Cotton Candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"<br>
'''Description''': A magazine which parodies {{w|The National Enquirer}}.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Pabst Blue Robot===
=== ''Old Farmer's Wikipedia'' ===
[[Image:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
[[File:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
'''Descripton''': A alcohol drink containing metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the ''{{w|Old Farmer's Almanac}}'' and the [[Internet]] database [[Wikipedia]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Popplers===
=== ''Passion Exhumed'' ===
{{see|Popplers}}
{{see|Passion Exhumed}}
[[Image:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Passion Exhumed.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Problem with Popplers]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Jurassic Bark]]"<br />
'''Description:''' Popplers are a product sold to [[Fishy Joe's]]. Unknown to everyone they were actually [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
'''Description''': A romance novel about archaeologists.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Red Minotaur===
=== ''Scab Handbook'' ===
[[Image:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]
{{see|Scab Handbook}}
'''First Appearance:''' {{flink/noicon|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br>
[[File:Scab Handbook.png|right|150px]]
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendless Love]]" <br />
'''Description''': A handbook for employees during a strike.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Robo Fresh===
=== ''Space Boy in Outer Space'' ===
[[Image:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Space Boy in Outer Space}}
'''First Appearance:''' [[I, Roommate]]<br>
[[File:SpaceBoy BSNBAoT.png|right|150px]]
'''Description:''' Although only appearing once Robo-Fresh is a thriving product and so rich it sponsors [[All My Circuits]].<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!]]"<br />
'''Slogan:''' Robo-Fresh, designed by a [[Robot]], for a Robot.<br />
'''Description''': A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Royal Kooparillo===
=== ''Three More Great Recipes'' ===
[[Image:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Three More Great Recipes}}
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
[[File:Three More Great Recipes.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack.27s Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendless Love]]" <br />
'''Description''': A cookbook written by [[Elzar]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager===
=== ''True Stories of Courageous Animals'' ===
[[Image:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|True Stories of Courageous Animals}}
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
[[File:True Stories of Courageous Animals.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A brand of beer. It also refers to the brand "[[wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]]".<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Parasites Lost]]"<br />
'''Description''': Presumably a non-fiction book about inspiring animals.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Shiz===
=== ''Unfrozen Dude Magazine'' ===
[[Image:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]
{{see|Unfrozen Dude Magazine}}
'''First Appearance''': [[The Why of Fry]]<br />
[[File:708-Unfrozen-Dude.jpg|right|130px]]
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fun on a Bun]]"<br />
'''Description''': A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a [[cryo-tube]] with an ice cream cone in his left hand.<br/>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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=== Slurm ===
=== ''Webster's New Abridged Becktionary‎'' ===
{{see|Slurm}}
{{see| Webster's New Abridged Becktionary‎}}
[[Image:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Becktionary‎.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br />
'''Description''': Secretly made in a Slurm Queen's behind Slurm is the most popular drink around. Parody of [[wikipedia:Coca-Cola]].<br />
'''Description''': A dictionary written by [[Beck's head|Beck]].<br />
'''Slogan''': ''Slurm its highly addictive'' or ''Enjoy Slurm''.<br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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=== Slurmee ===
=== ''What the Hell Is Kwanza?'' ===
: ''See [[Slurm#Slurmee|Slurmee]]''
{{see|What the Hell Is Kwanza?}}
[[Image:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:What the Hell Is Kwanza?.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Tale of Two Santas]]"<br>
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''[[wikipedia:Slurpie|Slurpee]]'' <br />
'''Description''': A book about {{w|Kwanzaa}} distributed by [[Kwanzaa-bot]] annually on the night of the 24th of December since [[2354]].<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Soylent Products===
=== ''World's Bravest Hamsters'' ===
{{see|Soylent Products}}
{{see|World's Bravest Hamsters}}
[[Image:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
[[File:World's Bravest Hamsters.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]] (Mentioned)<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Lethal Inspection]]"<br>
'''Description''': Various foods and drinks made of the species that eats it.<br />
'''Description''': A book about inspiring hamsters.<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Spider Yum===
 
[[Image:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]
=== ''Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War'' ===
'''First Appearance''': [[War is the H-Word]]<br />
{{see|Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War}}
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br />
[[File:Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]"<br>
'''Description''': A book written by [[Zapp Brannigan]], who keeps a copy aboard his ship, the [[Nimbus]].<br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl===
== Software ==
[[Image:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
=== iObey ===
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
{{see|iObey}}
'''Description''': A brand of beer. Similar to the Klein Beer next to it it is name after a Mathematical principal and after the brand [[wikipedia:St. Pauli Girl|St. Pauli Girl]].<br />
[[File:IObey.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br>
'''Description''': A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email.<br>
'''Type''': Black market.
{{Clear}}
 
== Toys and novelty products ==
=== Bamboo Boogie Boots ===
[[File:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Tanning Butter===
=== Bart Simpson dolls ===
[[Image:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]
{{see|Bart Simpson doll}}
'''First Appearance''': [[When Aliens Attack]]<br />
[[File:Bart Simpson doll.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Big Piece of Garbage]]"<br />
'''Description''': Dolls of {{s|Bart Simpson}}, a character from the animated television series ''[[The Simpsons]]''.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial; out of production.
{{Clear}}
 
=== Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray ===
{{see|Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray}}
[[File:Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences]]" <br>
'''Description''': Manufactured by Professor Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book ''[[Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic)|Delivery-Boy Man]]''. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
{{Clear}}
 
=== Lovey Bears ===
{{see|Lovey Bears}}
[[File:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br>
'''Description''': Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Thompson's Teeth===
 
[[Image:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
=== Needy Newbies ===
'''First Appearance''': {{elink|3ACV11|Insane in the Mainframe}}
{{see|Needy Newbies}}
'''Description''': The ''only'' teeth strong enough to eat other teeth. <br />
[[File:Needy Newbies.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Owner of Mars Attacks!]]"<br>
'''Description''': Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Tickle Me Bender Dolls===
 
=== Spy Pen ===
[[File:Spy pen closeup.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences]]" <br>
'''Description''': A pen. Presumably based on the real-life spy pen, a special pen with a digital camera within it. Advertised in the comic book ''[[Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic)|Delivery-Boy Man]]''.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br>
{{Clear}}
 
=== Tickle Me Bender dolls ===
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}
[[Image:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Into the Wild Green Yonder]] <br>
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' <br>
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of [[wikipedia:Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls]]. <br />
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of {{w|Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Torgo's Executive Powder===
== Other ==
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}
=== Curious Pussycat ===
[[Image:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
{{see|Curious Pussycat}}
'''First Appearance''': [[Bender's Big Score]]<br />
[[File:Curious Pussycat.png|right|150px]]
'''Description''': A powder ground from the Network Executives at the Box Network.<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br />
'''Description''': A trademark. Probably a parody of Hello Kitty.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
{{Clear}}
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===Zuban Cigars===
[[Category:Lists|Products]]
[[Image:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Category:Products|*]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Bender Gets Made]]<br />
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of ''[[wikipedia:Cigars#Cuban cigars|Cuban Cigars]]''.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
'''Motto''': "Just Add Fire!"
{{Clear}}

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Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

Albums

Bender Lets Loose!

See Bender Lets Loose!.
Bender Lets Loose!.png

First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: A spoken word album released by Bender at the height of his popularity on Chapek 9.
Type: Commercial; probably only available on Chapek 9.

Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits

Well Dressed Grumpy Snail.jpg

First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: A compilation album of Fry's music as performed on the Holophonor.
Type: Commercial.

Animal traps

Def-Con Owl Traps

Def Con owl traps.jpg

First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Kills owls dead."

Human traps

See Human traps.
Human Trap.png

First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: Traps used to lure humans and trap them.
Type: Commercial

Chemicals

Arachno Spores

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First Appearance: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.

Hal's Roach Bombs

See Hal's Roach Bombs.
Hal's Roach Bombs.png

First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of fogger.
Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron

Molten Boron.jpg

First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"

Cigars and cigarettes

Bender's Favorite

Bender's Favourite.jpg

First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos

Benderillos.jpg

First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to Cigarillos.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes

Bender Smokes.jpg

First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. Slogan: "The only brand Bender Smokes."

Dutch Butts

Dutch Butts.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar

See Le Grand Cigar.
Le Grand Cigar.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.
Type: Specialty.

Royal Kooparillo

Royal Kooparillo.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables. The face and name are a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.
Type: Commercial.

Zuban cigars

Fine Zubans.jpg

First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from Zuban 5. Parody of Cuban cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Just add fire!"

Clothing

Doomproof platinum vest

See Doomproof platinum vest.
Doomproof vest.png

First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A radiation-absorbing tunic that allows the wearer to survive exposure to doom radiation.
Type: Commercial.

Lightspeed Briefs

See Lightspeed Briefs.
Lightspeed briefs game.png

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.
Type: Commercial.
Slogans: "As seen in your dreams.", "For the discriminating crotch."

Containers

Partridge Family lunchbox

See Partridge Family Lunchbox.
Partridge Family Lunchbox.jpg

First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A lunchbox bearing the logo of the 1970s television series The Partridge Family.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Ronco Record Vault

See Ronco Record Vault.

First Appearance: "The Luck of the Fryrish"
Description: A safe for storing vinyl records, manufactured by Ronco.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.

Educational products

Emotion flashcards

See Emotion Flashcards.
Emotion Flashcards.png

First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: Flashcards featuring the poster guy with a variety of feelings.
Type: Commercial.

Electronics

10 Blank Robots

10 blank robots.jpg

First Appearance: "I Dated a Robot"
Description: Generic robot bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as Lucy Liu, can be downloaded. Mac formatted.
Type: Commercial.

Filmer's Choice Camera

See Filmer's Choice Camera.
Futurama Yo Leela Leela Filmer's Choice Camera.jpg

First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A brand of cameras meant for use in filming television programs.
Type: Commercial.

iPod

See iPod.
The Silence of the Clamps - iPod.png

First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: A portable media player.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360

See Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360.
Xcube 360.png

First Appearance: "Overclockwise"
Description: A gaming console produced by MomCorp. The name is a reference to the gaming consoles Nintendo GameCube and Microsoft Xbox 360 .
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Cue Card

See Mr. Cue Card.
Futurama Yo Leela Leela Mr. Cue Card.jpg

First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A machine that prints text on pieces of paper onto cue cards.
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino

Mr Wino.png

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.
Type: Commercial.

Party Board

See Party Board.
Party Board.png

First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
Description: A flying board used for parties.
Type: Commercial.

Q. T. McWhiskers

See Q. T. McWhiskers.
QTMcwiskers.png

First Appearance: "Mother's Day"
Description: An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, Mom modified the invention into a weapon.
Type: Commercial.

Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth

Suicide Booth fry.jpeg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.
Trivia: Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".
Type: Commercial (public facility).

Food and drinks

Admiral Crunch

Admiral Crunch.jpg

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

See Angry Norwegian.
Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.

Archduke Chocula

Archduke Chocula.jpg

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.
Type: Commercial.

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup.png

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: Maple syrup sold and produced by the Amazonians. Sold at the Local Group Farmers Market.
Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow

See Bachelor Chow.
Bachelor chow game.png

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: "Bachelor Chow, now with flavor."
Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

Bean Bay Beans.jpg

First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"
Description: A brand of beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman blernsball player.
Type: Commercial.
Slogans: "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes."

Big Pink

Big Pink.jpg

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand Big Red.
Type: Commercial.

Buggalo Tots

Buggalo 6ACV22.png

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).
Type: Commercial.

Derrier

Zapp drinking Derrier beer.png

First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of mineral water. It's name is a parody of Perrier.
Type: Commercial.

Doritos

Zapp - Mini-bar.png

First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of seasoned tortilla chips created by Arch West and produced since 1964 by American food company Frito-Lay.
Type: Commercial.

Extreme Walrus Juice

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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A beverage sold at Fishy Joe's.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Ride the walrus!"

"Froot" Cup

Froot Cup.png

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A cup containing sliced fruits sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.
Type: Commercial.

Gardener Lover's Salad

Gardener Lover's Salad.jpg

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing.
Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds

Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: Fried Human skins, presumably.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!"

Gobble Wieners

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A 31st Century turkey dog.
Type: Commercial.

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts

See Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.
Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png

First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.
Type: Commercial.

Hairibo

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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company Haribo, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.
Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble

Hubble Bubble.jpg

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.

Human Broth

Human Broth.jpg

First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Soup broth made of humans.
Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop

Iffy Pop.jpg

First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Its name parodies Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.

It Sure Ain't Butter!

It Sure Ain't Butter.png

First Appearance: "Ghost in the Machines"
Description: A butter substitute. Its name is a parody of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
Kibbles n Snouts.jpg

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"
Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.
Type: Commercial.

Michael Collins Mix

See Michael Collins Mix.
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First Appearance: "The Mutants Are Revolting"
Description: A mixed drink. Its name is a reference to astronaut Michael Collins and the Collins mix.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Pecan Clusters

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First Appearance: Bender's Game
Description: Produced by MomCorp.
Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton

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First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"
Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".
Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.

Popplers

See Popplers.
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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.

Red Minotaur

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.

Shiz

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First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.

Slurm

See Slurm.
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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: "It's highly addictive!" or "Enjoy Slurm".
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

See Slurmee.
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First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products

See Soylent Products.
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First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.

Steak Dinner

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First Appearance: "A Clockwork Origin"
Description: Manufactured by Bristol-Myers Squibb. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.
Type: Commercial.

Styro-Pak Cookies

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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an Oreo-like cookie.
Type: Commercial.

Alcoholic beverages

Bendërbrāu

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.
Slogan: "Let's get drunk!"

Klein's Beer

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies Löwenbräu beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.
Type: Commercial.

Maltese Liquor

See Maltese Liquor.
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First Appearance: "Law and Oracle"
Description: The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and Billy Dee Williams.
Type: Specialty.

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand Samuel Adams.
Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle (Pauli Exclusion Principle) and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.

See also

Oils, sprays, powders and other fluids

π-in-1 Oil

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1. A reference to 3-In-1 Oil.
Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray

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First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Femmzoil

See Femmzoil.
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First Appearance: "Bend Her"
Description: The robot fluid found in fembots.
Type: Unknown.

Fleur de Liz Parfum

See Fleur de Liz Parfum.
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First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of perfume.
Type: Commercial.

Hologram in Sauce

See Hologram in Sauce.
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First Appearance: "Reincarnation"
Description: A can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.
Type: Unknown.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

See Whale Oil.
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First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

See Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.
Slogan: "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."
Type: Commercial.

Oil-ade

See Oil-ade.

First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: Sold by Tinny Tim.
Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder

See Torgo's Executive Powder.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.
Type: Commercial.

Medicine and healthcare products

Band-Ape

See Band-Ape.
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First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of bandages for monkeys.
Type: Commercial.

Cavitar Toothpaste

See Cavitar Toothpaste.
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First Appearance: "Murder on the Planet Express"
Description: A brand of toothpaste that Fry uses.
Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream

See Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream.
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First Appearance: "Less than Hero"
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Commercial.

Good News

See Good News.
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First Appearance: "T.: The Terrestrial"
Description: A brand of herbal supplement.
Type: Commercial.

Koop

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser Pez.
Type: Commercial.

Newmar's Own Catnip

See Newmar's Own Catnip.
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First Appearance: "31st Century Fox"
Description: A brand of catnip.
Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

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First Appearance: "I, Roommate"
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: "Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot."
Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter

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First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."
Type: Commercial.

Publications

Art & You

See Art & You.
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First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: A book about art.
Type: Commercial.

Astounding Tales

See Astounding Tales.
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First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Description: A magazine.
Type: Commercial.

Big Applet

See Big Applet.
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First Appearance: "...But Deliver Us to Evil!"
Description: A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.
Slogan: "For the discriminated New New Yorker."
Type: Commercial.

Book of Pickup Lines

See Book of Pickup Lines.
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First Appearance: "Amazon Women in the Mood"
Description: A book of lines to help seduce women.
Type: Homemade.

Captain's Handbook

See Captain's Handbook.
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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.
Type: Commercial.

A Child's Garden of Space Legends

See A Child's Garden of Space Legends.
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First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Description: A children's book featuring stories including The Fountain of Aging.
Type: Commercial.

Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎

See Code of Conduct for Cannibalism‎.
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First Appearance: "The Deep South"
Description: A manual on what to do in emergencies.
Type: Commercial.

Coronation Oath: Vol. 1‎

See Coronation Oath: Vol. 1‎.
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First Appearance: "My Three Suns"
Description: A book explaining the laws on Trisol.
Type: Commercial.

Dances of the Ancient Bronx

See Dances of the Ancient Bronx.
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First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"
Description: A book on ancient dances including The Hustle.
Type: Commercial.

Delivery-Boy Man

See Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic).
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First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A comic book written and inked by Philip J. Fry.
Type: Homemade (may be commercial, as Grrrl bought a Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray, which is advertised in the book).

Earth in the Balance

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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book about ecology written by Al Gore's head and published in 1992.
Type: Commercial.

English 101‎

See English 101‎.
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First Appearance: "Mars University"
Description: A book for English students.
Type: Commercial.

Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth

See Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth.
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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book written by Al Gore's head. It is the Harry Potter-themed sequel to his book Earth in the Balance.
Type: Commercial.

How to Read a Book in Bed

See How to Read a Book in Bed.
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First Appearance: "Simpsorama"
Description: A book that Homer Simpson read in bed in 2014.
Type: Commercial.

The Good Book 3.0

See The Good Book 3.0.
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First Appearance: "Hell Is Other Robots"
Description: The third and latest edition of The Good Book, the holy scripture of Robotology. Comes in the form of a floppy disk.
Type: Commercial.

Great Machete Battles

See Great Machete Battles.
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First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
Description: A book which Leela reads.
Type: Commercial.

The Invisible Mon

See The Invisible Mon.
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First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Description: A book read by Hermes in 3012.
Type: Commercial.

Let's Go Sewers‎

See Let's Go Sewers‎.
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First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A guidebook for exploring the New New York sewers.
Type: Commercial.

The Mathketball Diaries

See The Mathketball Diaries.
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First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A book authored by Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book The Basketball Diaries.
Type: Commercial.

Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus

See Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus.
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First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A book. Its title is a parody of the 1992 book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.
Type: Commercial.

Minimum Obligations Manual‎

See Minimum Obligations Manual.
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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: A manual used whenever a Planet Express Employee has been working for a certain number of years.
Type: Commercial.

Morbo on Management

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First Appearance: "Futurama" (video game)
Description: A book written by Morbo on how to gain power in the workplace.
Type: Commercial.

Mu-Teen Magazine

See Mu-Teen Magazine.
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First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Description: A magazine produced in the sewers targeted at teenage mutants.
Type: Commercial.

Nosy Enquirer

See Nosy Enquirer.
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First Appearance: "The Farnsworth Parabox"
Description: A magazine which parodies The National Enquirer.
Type: Commercial.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia

See Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Commercial.

Passion Exhumed

See Passion Exhumed.
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First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"
Description: A romance novel about archaeologists.
Type: Commercial.

Scab Handbook

See Scab Handbook.
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First Appearance: "Bendless Love"
Description: A handbook for employees during a strike.
Type: Commercial.

Space Boy in Outer Space

See Space Boy in Outer Space.
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First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.
Type: Commercial.

Three More Great Recipes

See Three More Great Recipes.
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First Appearance: "Bendless Love"
Description: A cookbook written by Elzar.
Type: Commercial.

True Stories of Courageous Animals

See True Stories of Courageous Animals.
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First Appearance: "Parasites Lost"
Description: Presumably a non-fiction book about inspiring animals.
Type: Commercial.

Unfrozen Dude Magazine

See Unfrozen Dude Magazine.
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First Appearance: "Fun on a Bun"
Description: A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a cryo-tube with an ice cream cone in his left hand.
Type: Commercial.

Webster's New Abridged Becktionary‎

See Webster's New Abridged Becktionary‎.
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First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: A dictionary written by Beck.
Type: Commercial.

What the Hell Is Kwanza?

See What the Hell Is Kwanza?.
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First Appearance: "A Tale of Two Santas"
Description: A book about Kwanzaa distributed by Kwanzaa-bot annually on the night of the 24th of December since 2354.
Type: Commercial.

World's Bravest Hamsters

See World's Bravest Hamsters.
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First Appearance: "Lethal Inspection"
Description: A book about inspiring hamsters.
Type: Commercial.

Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War

See Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.
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First Appearance: "Love's Labours Lost in Space"
Description: A book written by Zapp Brannigan, who keeps a copy aboard his ship, the Nimbus.
Type: Commercial.

Software

iObey

See iObey.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email.
Type: Black market.

Toys and novelty products

Bamboo Boogie Boots

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.
Type: Commercial.

Bart Simpson dolls

See Bart Simpson doll.
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First Appearance: "A Big Piece of Garbage"
Description: Dolls of Bart Simpson, a character from the animated television series The Simpsons.
Type: Commercial; out of production.

Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray

See Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray.
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First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: Manufactured by Professor Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.
Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

See Lovey Bears.
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First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.
Type: Commercial.

Needy Newbies

See Needy Newbies.
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First Appearance: "The Owner of Mars Attacks!"
Description: Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.
Type: Commercial.

Spy Pen

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First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: A pen. Presumably based on the real-life spy pen, a special pen with a digital camera within it. Advertised in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man.
Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender dolls

See Tickle Me Bender.
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First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.

Other

Curious Pussycat

See Curious Pussycat.
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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A trademark. Probably a parody of Hello Kitty.
Type: Commercial.