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[[Image:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Series Has Landed]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Series Has Landed]]<br>
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. Crunch has been promoted to Admiral, part of the joke of this product is based on Star Trek, where any Captain seen in the future has been promoted to Admiral.<br />
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[When Aliens Attack]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[When Aliens Attack]]<br>
'''Description:''' A spray that assumes the shape of a bikini, army clothing, or whatever suits the situation.<br />
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.<br />
'''Type''': Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.
'''Type''': Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.
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[[Image:Angry_Norwegian_Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Angry_Norwegian_Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[A Fishful of Dollars]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': [[A Fishful of Dollars]]<br />
'''Description''': Ancient extinct anchovies.<br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchoviesl. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.  Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.
'''Type''': Commercial.  Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.
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[[Image:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[The Lesser of Two Evils]] <br>
'''First Appearances''': [[The Lesser of Two Evils]] <br>
'''Description''': The fatal spore with the funny name! <br>
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br>
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''Description''': Food that has no flavour.<br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br />
'''Slogan''': [[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavour.<br />
'''Slogan''': [[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavour.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''Description''': Boots that turn into bamboo stilts.<br />
'''Description''': Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''Description''': Made inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] this beer was originally made so the PE crew could drink cheaper beer.<br />
'''Description''': A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br />
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''[[wikipedia:Ā|ā]]''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut over the a.  There is a difference. -->
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''[[wikipedia:Ā|ā]]''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut over the a.  There is a difference. -->
'''Type''': Private.
'''Type''': Homebrewed.
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[[Image:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': [[War is the H-Word]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': [[War is the H-Word]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum containing bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[Less than Hero]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[Less than Hero]]<br>
'''Description:''' A cream that gives humans superpowers.<br />
'''Description:''' A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br />
'''Type''': Medical.
'''Type''': Medical.
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[[Image:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]
[[Image:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''Description''': A 30th Century Turkey Dog.<br />  
'''Description''': A 31st Century Turkey Dog.<br />  
'''Type''': Commercial.  
'''Type''': Commercial.  
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[[Image:Kibbles_n_Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Kibbles_n_Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[I Second that Emotion]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[I Second that Emotion]]<br />
'''Description''': [[Nibbler]] likes it a lot and Fry bought some for [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]]. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br />
'''Slogan''': If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!<br />
'''Slogan''': If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. Its name and shape is based on a [[wikipedia:Klein bottle|Klein bottle]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre [[wikipedia:Klein bottle|bottle]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Three Hundred Big Boys]]<br />
'''Description''': A very special cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar is made from the U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.<br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.<br />
'''Type''': Speciality.
'''Type''': Speciality.
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[[Image:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br>
'''Description''': A popular product LöBrau Beer was frozen with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] for 1000 years. Strangely whilst most 20th Century products went out of business LöBrau still exists in the 31st Century so it must be popular. The name is supposed to sound like ''lowbrow'', though it would be pronounced ''lewbrow'' if the umlaut is considered. This brand clearly refers to the German brand [[wikipedia:Löwenbräu|Löwenbräu]] which is very popular in the USA.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand [[wikipedia:Löwenbräu|Löwenbräu]] which is very popular in the USA.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Problem with Popplers]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': [[The Problem with Popplers]]<br>
'''Description''': Molten lava. <br />
'''Description''': A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br>
'''Type''': Commercial. <br>
'''Slogan:''' Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
'''Slogan:''' Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
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[[Image:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Spanish Fry]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': [[Spanish Fry]]<br>
'''Description''': A brand of wine.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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===Mr. Wino===
===Mr. Wino===
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that fills a glass bottle with wine, and then corks it.  It is then uncorked by a separate bottle opener.<br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.<br />
'''Type''': Unknown.
'''Type''': Household appliance.
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===Old Farmer's Wikipedia===
===Old Farmer's Wikipedia===
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[[Image:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]<br />
'''Description''': An encyclopedia of some sort that was only used once by Hermes.  The name is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Old Farmer's Almanac|Old Farmer's Almanac]] and the Internet database [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].<br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia.  The name is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Old Farmer's Almanac|Old Farmer's Almanac]] and the Internet database [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].<br />
'''Type''': Unknown
'''Type''': Unknown
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[[Image:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''Descripton''': A alcohol drink commonly drunk by Bender which can also replenish his health.  The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the [[wikipedia:Olde English 800|Olde English]] malt liquor.<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender.  The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the [[wikipedia:Olde English 800|Olde English]] malt liquor.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Series Has Landed]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Series Has Landed]]<br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of Cotton Candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''Descripton''': A alcohol drink containing metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Problem with Popplers]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[The Problem with Popplers]]<br>
'''Description:''' Popplers are a product sold to [[Fishy Joe's]]. Unknown to everyone they were actually [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.
'''Type''': Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.
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[[Image:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[I, Roommate]]<br>
'''First Appearance:''' [[I, Roommate]]<br>
'''Description:''' Although only appearing once Robo-Fresh is a thriving product and so rich it sponsors [[All My Circuits]].<br>
'''Description:''' A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored [[All My Circuits]].<br>
'''Slogan:''' Robo-Fresh, designed by a [[Robot]], for a Robot.<br />
'''Slogan:''' Robo-Fresh, designed by a [[Robot]], for a Robot.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. It also refers to the brand "[[wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]]".<br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "[[wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]]".<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
[[Image:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Space Pilot 3000]]<br />
'''Description''': Secretly made in a Slurm Queen's behind Slurm is the most popular drink around. Parody of [[wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]].<br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of [[wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]].<br />
'''Slogan''': ''Slurm its highly addictive'' or ''Enjoy Slurm''.<br />
'''Slogan''': ''Slurm its highly addictive'' or ''Enjoy Slurm''.<br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br />
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[[Image:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
[[Image:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]] (Mentioned)<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]] (Mentioned)<br />
'''Description''': Various foods and drinks made of the species that eats it.<br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[The Route of All Evil]]<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. Similar to the Klein Beer next to it it is name after a Mathematical principal and after the brand [[wikipedia:St. Pauli Girl|St. Pauli Girl]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand [[wikipedia:St. Pauli Girl|St. Pauli Girl]].<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
[[Image:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Insane in the Mainframe]] <br>
'''First Appearance''': [[Insane in the Mainframe]] <br>
'''Description''': The ''only'' teeth strong enough to eat other teeth. <br />
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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[[Image:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
[[Image:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': [[Bender's Big Score]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': [[Bender's Big Score]]<br />
'''Description''': A powder ground from the Network Executives at the Box Network.<br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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Revision as of 23:03, 24 December 2009


Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

π-in-1 Oil

Pi-in-1 oil.jpg

First Appearance: Insane in the Mainframe
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.
Type: Commercial.

Admiral Crunch

Admiral Crunch.jpg

First Appearance: The Series Has Landed
Description: Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray

All Purpose Spray.jpg

First Appearance: When Aliens Attack
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

See Angry Norwegian.
Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg

First Appearances: A Fishful of Dollars
Description: A thousand-year can of anchoviesl. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.

Arachno Spores

Arachno Spores.jpg

First Appearances: The Lesser of Two Evils
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.

Archduke Chocula

Archduke Chocula.jpg

First Appearances: The Series Has Landed
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula.
Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow

See Bachelor Chow.
Bachelor Chow.jpg

First Appearances: Space Pilot 3000
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: Bachelor Chow, now with flavour.
Type: Commercial.

Bamboo Boogie Boots

Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg

First Appearances: Three Hundred Big Boys
Description: Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.
Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

Bean Bay Beans.jpg

First Appearances: A Leela of Her Own
Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Bendërbrāu

Benderbrau.jpg

First Appearances: The Route of All Evil
Description: A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.

Bender's Favorite

Bender's Favourite.jpg

First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos

Benderillos.jpg

First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to Cigarillos.

Bender Smokes

Bender Smokes.jpg

First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Big Pink

Big Pink.jpg

First Appearances: War is the H-Word
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".
Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream

See Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream.
FlimFlam2.jpg

First Appearance: Less than Hero
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Medical.

Dutch Butts

Dutch Butts.jpg

First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds

Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg

First Appearance: I Second that Emotion
Description: Human rinds.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Gobbler Weiners

Gobble Wieners.png

First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys
Description: A 31st Century Turkey Dog.
Type: Commercial.

Hairibo

Hairibo.png

First Appereance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets Haribo from Germany.
Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble

Hubble Bubble.jpg

First Appearance: War is the H-Word
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop

Iffy Pop.jpg

First Appearance: Roswell that Ends Well
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
Kibbles n Snouts.jpg

First Appearance: I Second that Emotion
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!
Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer

Kleins Beer.jpg

First Appearance: The Route of All Evil
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar

See Le Grand Cigar.
Le Grand Cigar.jpg

First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.
Type: Speciality.

Lightspeed Briefs

See Lightspeed Briefs.
Lightspeed briefs.jpg

First Appearance: A Fishful of Dollars
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.
Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum

Liquid Nitrogen.jpg

First Appearance: War is the H-Word
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.
Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

LoBrau.jpg

First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand Löwenbräu which is very popular in the USA.
Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

See Lovey Bears.
Lovey Bears.jpg

First Appearance: Love and Rocket
Description: These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".
Type: Commercial.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

See Whale Oil.
Whale Oil.png

First Appearance: Bendin' in the Wind
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron

Molten Boron.jpg

First Appearance: The Problem with Popplers
Description: A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

See Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
Robot Oil.jpg

First Appearance: A Fishful of Dollars
Descripton: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular Oil brand.
Slogan: Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.
Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton

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First Appearance: Spanish Fry
Description: A brand of boxed wine.
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.
Type: Household appliance.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia

See Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Unknown

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

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First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000
Descripton: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

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First Appearance: The Series Has Landed
Descripton: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

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First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000
Descripton: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.

Popplers

See Popplers.
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First Appearance: The Problem with Popplers
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.

Red Minotaur

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

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First Appearance: I, Roommate
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot.
Type: Commercial.

Royal Kooparillo

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First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager

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First Appearance: The Route of All Evil
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "Samuel Adams".
Type: Commercial.

Shiz

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First Appearance: The Why of Fry
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.

Slurm

See Slurm.
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First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: Slurm its highly addictive or Enjoy Slurm.
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

See Slurmee
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First Appearance: Fry and the Slurm Factory
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products

See Soylent Products.
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First Appearance: Fry and the Slurm Factory (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum

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First Appearance: War is the H-Word
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl

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First Appearance: The Route of All Evil
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter

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First Appearance: When Aliens Attack
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

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First Appearance: Insane in the Mainframe
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender Dolls

See Tickle Me Bender.
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First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder

See Torgo's Executive Powder.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.
Type: Commercial.

Zuban Cigars

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First Appearance: Bender Gets Made
Description: The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of Cuban Cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Motto: "Just Add Fire!"

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