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The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the [[Opening Sequence]]. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
The following are title captions that were released in [[DVD releases|DVD]] special features before appearing in the [[opening sequence]]. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent
Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent
Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder
Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder
Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send [[Fry]] to crazy rainbow land
Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this
Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this
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Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]]
Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]]
Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™
Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™
Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the [[Mars]] polar lander
Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]]
Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]]
Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No [[humans]] were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity
Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity
Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! [[Matt Groening]] is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
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Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium
Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium
Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required
Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required
Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five [[USA|U.S.]] Presidents
Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia
Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia
Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework
Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework
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Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated
Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated
Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No [[Smizmar|smizmars]] were hurt in the making of this show
Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat
Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat
Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy
Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy
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Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship!
Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship!
Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item
Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing [[3001]]. Not a collector's item
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Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010
Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010
Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data
Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data
Image:Unused2 (3).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1|Close captioned for the ESP impaired]]
Image:Unused2_(3).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1|Close captioned for the ESP impaired]]
Image:Unused2 (4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium
Image:Unused2_(4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium
Image:Unused2 (5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language
Image:Unused2_(5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language
Image:Unused2 (6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals
Image:Unused2_(6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals
Image:Unused2 (7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending
Image:Unused2_(7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending
Image:Unused2 (8).jpg |Also available in circus form
Image:Unused2_(8).jpg |Also available in circus form
Image:Unused2 (9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list
Image:Unused2_(9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list
Image:Unused2 (10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel
Image:Unused2_(10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel
Image:Unused2 (11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards
Image:Unused2_(11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards
Image:Unused2 (12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor
Image:Unused2_(12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor
Image:Unused2 (13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade
Image:Unused2_(13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade
Image:Unused2 (14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies
Image:Unused2_(14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies
Image:Unused2 (15).jpg |Even more futuristic!
Image:Unused2_(15).jpg |Even more futuristic!
Image:Unused2 (16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater
Image:Unused2_(16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater
Image:Unused2 (17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo
Image:Unused2_(17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo
Image:Unused2 (18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators
Image:Unused2_(18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators
Image:Unused2 (19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet
Image:Unused2_(19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet
Image:Unused2 (20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization
Image:Unused2_(20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization
Image:Unused2 (21).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 2|The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically]]
Image:Unused2_(21).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 2|The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically]]
Image:Unused2 (22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it"
Image:Unused2_(22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it"
Image:Unused2 (23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasquatch
Image:Unused2_(23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasquatch
Image:Unused2 (24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language
Image:Unused2_(24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language
Image:Unused2 (25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome
Image:Unused2_(25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome
Image:Unused2 (26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically
Image:Unused2_(26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically
Image:Unused2 (27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs
Image:Unused2_(27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs
Image:Unused2 (28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script!
Image:Unused2_(28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script!
Image:Unused2 (29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat
Image:Unused2_(29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat
Image:Unused2 (30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute
Image:Unused2_(30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute
Image:Unused2 (31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga
Image:Unused2_(31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga
Image:Unused2 (32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card
Image:Unused2_(32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card
Image:Unused2 (33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free!
Image:Unused2_(33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free!
Image:Unused2 (34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear
Image:Unused2_(34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear
Image:Unused2 (35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work
Image:Unused2_(35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work
Image:Unused2 (36).jpg |Fry is the walrus
Image:Unused2_(36).jpg |Fry is the walrus
Image:Unused2 (37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry
Image:Unused2_(37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry
Image:Unused2 (38).jpg |Ask about our lay-awake plan
Image:Unused2_(38).jpg |Ask about our lay-awake plan
Image:Unused2 (39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us
Image:Unused2_(39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us
Image:Unused2 (40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts
Image:Unused2_(40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts
Image:Unused2 (41).jpg |36% fat free!
Image:Unused2_(41).jpg |36% fat free!
Image:Unused2 (42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy?
Image:Unused2_(42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy?
Image:Unused2 (43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery
Image:Unused2_(43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery
Image:Unused2 (44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright
Image:Unused2_(44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright
Image:Unused2 (45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space
Image:Unused2_(45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space
Image:Unused2 (46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to
Image:Unused2_(46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to
Image:Unused2 (47).jpg |Now with deeper teal
Image:Unused2_(47).jpg |Now with deeper teal
Image:Unused2 (48).jpg |We love to see you smell
Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell
Image:Unused2 (49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now
Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now
Image:Unused2 (50).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum
Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Who wants gristle?
Image:Unused2 (51).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space
Image:Unused2_(51).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum
Image:Unused2 (52).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass"
Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space
Image:Unused2 (53).jpg |Man, that one-eyed chick is hot
Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass"
Image:Unused2 (54).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra
Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, [[Leela|that one-eyed chick]] is hot
Image:Unused2 (55).jpg |Get out your calculators and enjoy the show
Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra
Image:Unused2 (56).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots
Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculator and enjoy the show
Image:Unused2 (57).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council''
Image:Unused2_(57).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots
Image:Unused2 (58).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)?
Image:Unused2_(58).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council''
Image:Unused2 (59).jpg |Watch and learn
Image:Unused2_(59).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)?
Image:Unused2 (60).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh
Image:Unused2_(60).jpg |Watch and learn
Image:Unused2 (61).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us
Image:Unused2_(61).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh
Image:Unused2 (62).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet
Image:Unused2_(62).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us
Image:Unused2 (63).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility
Image:Unused2_(63).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet
Image:Unused2 (64).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters
Image:Unused2_(64).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility
Image:Unused2 (65).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies
Image:Unused2_(65).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters
Image:Unused2 (66).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''"
Image:Unused2_(66).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies
Image:Unused2 (67).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time
Image:Unused2_(67).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''"
Image:Unused2 (68).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability
Image:Unused2_(68).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time
Image:Unused2 (69).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions
Image:Unused2_(69).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability
Image:Unused2 (70).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we
Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions
Image:Unused2 (71).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''Harry Potter'' characters
Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we
Image:Unused2 (72).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful
Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''[[Harry Potter]]'' {{w|list of Harry Potter characters|characters}}
Image:Unused2 (73).jpg |Now also available as a shoe
Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful
Image:Unused2 (74).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''"
Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe
Image:Unused2 (75).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode
Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''"
Image:Unused2 (76).jpg |Now with jokes about robots and aliens
Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode
Image:Unused2 (77).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back
Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about [[robots]] and aliens
Image:Unused2 (78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us
Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back
Image:Unused2 (79).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season!
Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us
Image:Unused2 (80).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets
Image:Unused2_(80).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season!
Image:Unused2 (81).jpg |Television for people who watch television
Image:Unused2_(81).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets
Image:Unused2 (82).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5
Image:Unused2_(82).jpg |Television for people who watch television
Image:Unused2 (83).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 3|Current eBay bid: $8.51]]
Image:Unused2_(83).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5
Image:Unused2 (84).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted
Image:Unused2_(84).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 3|Current eBay bid: $8.51]]
Image:Unused2 (85).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5
Image:Unused2_(85).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted
Image:Unused2 (86).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''."
Image:Unused2_(86).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5
Image:Unused2 (87).jpg |Read from tea leaves
Image:Unused2_(87).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''."
Image:Unused2 (88).jpg |Almost certain to come true
Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves
Image:Unused2 (89).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them any more
Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true
Image:Unused2 (90).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator
Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them anymore
Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator
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[[Category:Lists|Title captions]]
[[Category:Lists|Title captions]]

Latest revision as of 20:31, 24 September 2013

The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the opening sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.

Gallery

First Set

Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.

Second Set

Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.