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[[Category: Lists|Title captions]]
The following are title captions that were released in [[DVD releases|DVD]] special features before appearing in the [[opening sequence]]. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
The following are title captions that were never used in the [[Opening Sequence]].


==Gallery==
== Gallery ==
===First Set===
=== First Set ===
Included as an [[Easter egg]] on [[volume three]], disc one.
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Unused (1).jpg
Image:Unused_(1).jpg‎ |Lick screen for "surprise"
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Image:Unused_(2).jpg |A wholly owned subsidiary of ''Top Ramen Noodle Corp.''
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Image:Unused_(3).jpg |[[The Beast with a Billion Backs|The proud result of prison labor]]
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Image:Unused_(4).jpg |Entertainment for geniuses
Image:Unused (5).jpg
Image:Unused_(5).jpg |Less dumb than other shows
Image:Unused (6).jpg
Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent
Image:Unused (7).jpg
Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder
Image:Unused (8).jpg
Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send [[Fry]] to crazy rainbow land
Image:Unused (9).jpg
Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
Image:Unused (10).jpg
Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this
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Image:Unused_(11).jpg |The proceeding recorded in "happy-happy fun-time"
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Image:Unused_(12).jpg |Do not whack with a stick
Image:Unused (13).jpg
Image:Unused_(13).jpg |It sure beats workin'
Image:Unused (14).jpg
Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]]
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Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™
Image:Unused (16).jpg
Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the [[Mars]] polar lander
Image:Unused (17).jpg
Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]]
Image:Unused (18).jpg
Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No [[humans]] were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
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Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
Image:Unused (20).jpg
Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
Image:Unused (21).jpg
Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity
Image:Unused (22).jpg
Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
Image:Unused (23).jpg
Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! [[Matt Groening]] is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Image:Unused (24).jpg
Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
Image:Unused (25).jpg
Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
Image:Unused (26).jpg
Image:Unused_(26).jpg |Designed especially for the human brain
Image:Unused (27).jpg
Image:Unused_(27).jpg |Wow! Look at the pretty colors!
Image:Unused (28).jpg
Image:Unused_(28).jpg |I like this show! Do you?
Image:Unused (29).jpg
Image:Unused_(29).jpg |The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"
Image:Unused (30).jpg
Image:Unused_(30).jpg |Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf
Image:Unused (31).jpg
Image:Unused_(31).jpg |Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park
Image:Unused (32).jpg
Image:Unused_(32).jpg |A step beyond funny
Image:Unused (33).jpg
Image:Unused_(33).jpg |Natural source of dietary positrons
Image:Unused (34).jpg
Image:Unused_(34).jpg |Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel
Image:Unused (35).jpg
Image:Unused_(35).jpg |To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe
Image:Unused (36).jpg
Image:Unused_(36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day
Image:Unused (37).jpg
Image:Unused_(37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence
Image:Unused (38).jpg
Image:Unused_(38).jpg |Americans: Put down your guns for half an hour
Image:Unused (39).jpg
Image:Unused_(39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised
Image:Unused (40).jpg
Image:Unused_(40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!
Image:Unused (41).jpg
Image:Unused_(41).jpg |Last week's ''Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest''™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Image:Unused (42).jpg
Image:Unused_(42).jpg |[[Bender's Big Score Part 2|Watch, Rinse, Repeat]]
Image:Unused (43).jpg
Image:Unused_(43).jpg |Now with 10% more future
Image:Unused (44).jpg
Image:Unused_(44).jpg |[[The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 2|It makes a nice sandwich]]
Image:Unused (45).jpg
Image:Unused_(45).jpg |You will be travelling in time. Check your shoes at the door.
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Image:Unused_(46).jpg |Do not watch while driving
Image:Unused (47).jpg
Image:Unused_(47).jpg |May contain sarcasm
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Image:Unused_(48).jpg |Wait half an hour after meal before watching
Image:Unused (49).jpg
Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium
Image:Unused (50).jpg
Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required
Image:Unused (51).jpg
Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five [[USA|U.S.]] Presidents
Image:Unused (52).jpg
Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia
Image:Unused (53).jpg
Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework
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Image:Unused_(54).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting
Image:Unused (55).jpg
Image:Unused_(55).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night
Image:Unused (56).jpg
Image:Unused_(56).jpg |Today's future tonight
Image:Unused (57).jpg
Image:Unused_(57).jpg |Sit down, you're in the future!
Image:Unused (58).jpg
Image:Unused_(58).jpg |Cool cats dig it!
Image:Unused (59).jpg
Image:Unused_(59).jpg |May contain Sci-Fi crap
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Image:Unused_(60).jpg |All coupons redeemable at end of viewing
Image:Unused (61).jpg
Image:Unused_(61).jpg |Not to be taken lightly
Image:Unused (62).jpg
Image:Unused_(62).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 4|Collect all six billion]]
Image:Unused (63).jpg
Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
Image:Unused (64).jpg
Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated
Image:Unused (65).jpg
Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No [[Smizmar|smizmars]] were hurt in the making of this show
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Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat
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Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy
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Image:Unused_(68).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother
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Image:Unused_(69).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position
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Image:Unused_(70).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint
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Image:Unused_(71).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle
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Image:Unused_(72).jpg |From plutonium concentrate
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Image:Unused_(73).jpg |Spray directly in face
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Image:Unused_(74).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented
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Image:Unused_(75).jpg |To be inserted orally
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Image:Unused_(76).jpg |Not to be inserted orally
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Image:Unused_(77).jpg |Beans not included
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Image:Unused_(78).jpg |Watched by everyone who has seen the show
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Image:Unused_(79).jpg |Do not take with a grain of salt
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Image:Unused_(80).jpg |May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo
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Image:Unused_(81).jpg |Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.
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Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
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Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship!
Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing [[3001]]. Not a collector's item
</gallery>
</gallery>
=== Second Set ===
Included as an Easter egg on [[volume four]], disc four.
<gallery>
Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010
Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data
Image:Unused2_(3).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1|Close captioned for the ESP impaired]]
Image:Unused2_(4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium
Image:Unused2_(5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language
Image:Unused2_(6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals
Image:Unused2_(7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending
Image:Unused2_(8).jpg |Also available in circus form
Image:Unused2_(9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list
Image:Unused2_(10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel
Image:Unused2_(11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards
Image:Unused2_(12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor
Image:Unused2_(13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade
Image:Unused2_(14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies
Image:Unused2_(15).jpg |Even more futuristic!
Image:Unused2_(16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater
Image:Unused2_(17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo
Image:Unused2_(18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators
Image:Unused2_(19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet
Image:Unused2_(20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization
Image:Unused2_(21).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 2|The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically]]
Image:Unused2_(22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it"
Image:Unused2_(23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasquatch
Image:Unused2_(24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language
Image:Unused2_(25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome
Image:Unused2_(26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically
Image:Unused2_(27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs
Image:Unused2_(28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script!
Image:Unused2_(29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat
Image:Unused2_(30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute
Image:Unused2_(31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga
Image:Unused2_(32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card
Image:Unused2_(33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free!
Image:Unused2_(34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear
Image:Unused2_(35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work
Image:Unused2_(36).jpg |Fry is the walrus
Image:Unused2_(37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry
Image:Unused2_(38).jpg |Ask about our lay-awake plan
Image:Unused2_(39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us
Image:Unused2_(40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts
Image:Unused2_(41).jpg |36% fat free!
Image:Unused2_(42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy?
Image:Unused2_(43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery
Image:Unused2_(44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright
Image:Unused2_(45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space
Image:Unused2_(46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to
Image:Unused2_(47).jpg |Now with deeper teal
Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell
Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now
Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Who wants gristle?
Image:Unused2_(51).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum
Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space
Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass"
Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, [[Leela|that one-eyed chick]] is hot
Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra
Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculator and enjoy the show
Image:Unused2_(57).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots
Image:Unused2_(58).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council''
Image:Unused2_(59).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)?
Image:Unused2_(60).jpg |Watch and learn
Image:Unused2_(61).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh
Image:Unused2_(62).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us
Image:Unused2_(63).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet
Image:Unused2_(64).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility
Image:Unused2_(65).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters
Image:Unused2_(66).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies
Image:Unused2_(67).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''"
Image:Unused2_(68).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time
Image:Unused2_(69).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability
Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions
Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we
Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''[[Harry Potter]]'' {{w|list of Harry Potter characters|characters}}
Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful
Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe
Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''"
Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode
Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about [[robots]] and aliens
Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back
Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us
Image:Unused2_(80).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season!
Image:Unused2_(81).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets
Image:Unused2_(82).jpg |Television for people who watch television
Image:Unused2_(83).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5
Image:Unused2_(84).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 3|Current eBay bid: $8.51]]
Image:Unused2_(85).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted
Image:Unused2_(86).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5
Image:Unused2_(87).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''."
Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves
Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true
Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them anymore
Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator
</gallery>
[[Category:Lists|Title captions]]

Latest revision as of 20:31, 24 September 2013

The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the opening sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.

Gallery

First Set

Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.

Second Set

Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.