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===First Set===
===First Set===
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Unused (1).jpg
Image:Unused (1).jpg |Lick screen for "surprise"
Image:Unused (2).jpg
Image:Unused (2).jpg |A wholly owned subsidiary of ''Top Ramen Noodle Corp.''
Image:Unused (3).jpg
Image:Unused (3).jpg |The proud result of prison labor
Image:Unused (4).jpg
Image:Unused (4).jpg |Entertainment for geniuses
Image:Unused (5).jpg
Image:Unused (5).jpg |Less dumb than other shows
Image:Unused (6).jpg
Image:Unused (6).jpg |This space for rent
Image:Unused (7).jpg
Image:Unused (7).jpg |Watch harder
Image:Unused (8).jpg
Image:Unused (8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
Image:Unused (9).jpg
Image:Unused (9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
Image:Unused (10).jpg
Image:Unused (10).jpg |Please do not read this
Image:Unused (11).jpg
Image:Unused (11).jpg |The proceeding recorded in "hppy-happy fun-time"
Image:Unused (12).jpg
Image:Unused (12).jpg |Do not whack with a stick
Image:Unused (13).jpg
Image:Unused (13).jpg |It sure beats workin'
Image:Unused (14).jpg
Image:Unused (14).jpg |Federal law prohibits changing the channel
Image:Unused (15).jpg
Image:Unused (15).jpg |Filmed in television™
Image:Unused (16).jpg
Image:Unused (16).jpg |Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
Image:Unused (17).jpg
Image:Unused (17).jpg |Now available without prescription
Image:Unused (18).jpg
Image:Unused (18).jpg |No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Image:Unused (19).jpg
Image:Unused (19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
Image:Unused (20).jpg
Image:Unused (20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
Image:Unused (21).jpg
Image:Unused (21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity
Image:Unused (22).jpg
Image:Unused (22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
Image:Unused (23).jpg
Image:Unused (23).jpg |Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Image:Unused (24).jpg
Image:Unused (24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
Image:Unused (25).jpg
Image:Unused (25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
Image:Unused (26).jpg
Image:Unused (26).jpg |Designed especially for the human brain
Image:Unused (27).jpg
Image:Unused (27).jpg |Wow! Look at the pretty colors!
Image:Unused (28).jpg
Image:Unused (28).jpg |I like this show! Do you?
Image:Unused (29).jpg
Image:Unused (29).jpg |The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"
Image:Unused (30).jpg
Image:Unused (30).jpg |Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf
Image:Unused (31).jpg
Image:Unused (31).jpg |Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park
Image:Unused (32).jpg
Image:Unused (32).jpg |A step beyond funny
Image:Unused (33).jpg
Image:Unused (33).jpg |Natural source of dietary positrons
Image:Unused (34).jpg
Image:Unused (34).jpg |Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel
Image:Unused (35).jpg
Image:Unused (35).jpg |To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe
Image:Unused (36).jpg
Image:Unused (36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day
Image:Unused (37).jpg
Image:Unused (37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence
Image:Unused (38).jpg
Image:Unused (38).jpg |Amercans: Put down your guns for half an hour
Image:Unused (39).jpg
Image:Unused (39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised
Image:Unused (40).jpg
Image:Unused (40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!
Image:Unused (41).jpg
Image:Unused (41).jpg |Last week's ''Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest''™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Image:Unused (42).jpg
Image:Unused (42).jpg |Watch, Rinse, Repeat
Image:Unused (43).jpg
Image:Unused (43).jpg |Now with 10% more future
Image:Unused (44).jpg
Image:Unused (44).jpg |It makes a nice sandwich
Image:Unused (45).jpg
Image:Unused (45).jpg |You will be traveling in time. Check your shoes at the door.
Image:Unused (46).jpg
Image:Unused (46).jpg |Do not watch while driving
Image:Unused (47).jpg
Image:Unused (47).jpg |May contain sarcasm
Image:Unused (48).jpg
Image:Unused (48).jpg |Wait half an hour after meal before watching
Image:Unused (49).jpg
Image:Unused (49).jpg |Now contains titanium
Image:Unused (50).jpg
Image:Unused (50).jpg |Disassembly required
Image:Unused (51).jpg
Image:Unused (51).jpg |Recomended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
Image:Unused (52).jpg
Image:Unused (52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia
Image:Unused (53).jpg
Image:Unused (53).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting
Image:Unused (54).jpg
Image:Unused (54).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night
Image:Unused (55).jpg
Image:Unused (55).jpg |Today's future tonight
Image:Unused (56).jpg
Image:Unused (56).jpg |Sit down, you're in the future!
Image:Unused (57).jpg
Image:Unused (57).jpg |Cool cats dig it!
Image:Unused (58).jpg
Image:Unused (58).jpg |May contain Sci-Fi crap
Image:Unused (59).jpg
Image:Unused (59).jpg |All coupons redeemable at end of viewing
Image:Unused (60).jpg
Image:Unused (60).jpg |Not to be taken lightly
Image:Unused (61).jpg
Image:Unused (61).jpg |Collect all six billion
Image:Unused (62).jpg
Image:Unused (62).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
Image:Unused (63).jpg
Image:Unused (63).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated
Image:Unused (64).jpg
Image:Unused (64).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
Image:Unused (65).jpg
Image:Unused (65).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat
Image:Unused (66).jpg
Image:Unused (66).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy
Image:Unused (67).jpg
Image:Unused (67).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother
Image:Unused (68).jpg
Image:Unused (68).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position
Image:Unused (69).jpg
Image:Unused (69).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint
Image:Unused (70).jpg
Image:Unused (70).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle
Image:Unused (71).jpg
Image:Unused (71).jpg |From plutoium concentrate
Image:Unused (72).jpg
Image:Unused (72).jpg |Spray directly in face
Image:Unused (73).jpg
Image:Unused (73).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented
Image:Unused (74).jpg
Image:Unused (74).jpg |To be inserted orally
Image:Unused (75).jpg
Image:Unused (75).jpg |Not to be inserted orally
Image:Unused (76).jpg
Image:Unused (76).jpg |Beans not included
Image:Unused (77).jpg
Image:Unused (77).jpg |Watched by everyone who has seen the show
Image:Unused (78).jpg
Image:Unused (78).jpg |Do not take with a grain of salt
Image:Unused (79).jpg
Image:Unused (79).jpg |May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo
Image:Unused (80).jpg
Image:Unused (80).jpg |Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.
Image:Unused (81).jpg
Image:Unused (81).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
Image:Unused (82).jpg
Image:Unused (82).jpg |Lookout! Ship!
Image:Unused (83).jpg
Image:Unused (83).jpg |Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item
</gallery>
</gallery>

Revision as of 09:56, 24 March 2008

The following are title captions that were never used in the Opening Sequence.

Gallery

First Set

  • Lick screen for "surprise"

  • A wholly owned subsidiary of Top Ramen Noodle Corp.

  • The proud result of prison labor

  • Entertainment for geniuses

  • Less dumb than other shows

  • This space for rent

  • Watch harder

  • Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land

  • Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen

  • Please do not read this

  • The proceeding recorded in "hppy-happy fun-time"

  • Do not whack with a stick

  • It sure beats workin'

  • Federal law prohibits changing the channel

  • Filmed in television™

  • Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander

  • Now available without prescription

  • No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode

  • Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles

  • Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens

  • A proud sponsor of special relativity

  • By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel

  • Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!

  • Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama

  • Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold

  • Designed especially for the human brain

  • Wow! Look at the pretty colors!

  • I like this show! Do you?

  • The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"

  • Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf

  • Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park

  • A step beyond funny

  • Natural source of dietary positrons

  • Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel

  • To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe

  • A jazzy alternative to the present day

  • What you'll miss a thousand years hence

  • Amercans: Put down your guns for half an hour

  • Last 12 minutes will be improvised

  • Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!

  • Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!

  • Watch, Rinse, Repeat

  • Now with 10% more future

  • It makes a nice sandwich

  • You will be traveling in time. Check your shoes at the door.

  • Do not watch while driving

  • May contain sarcasm

  • Wait half an hour after meal before watching

  • Now contains titanium

  • Disassembly required

  • Recomended by four out of five U.S. Presidents

  • Sitting close may reverse myopia

  • Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting

  • We never eat a meal on rewrite night

  • Today's future tonight

  • Sit down, you're in the future!

  • Cool cats dig it!

  • May contain Sci-Fi crap

  • All coupons redeemable at end of viewing

  • Not to be taken lightly

  • Collect all six billion

  • Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window

  • Intergalactic travel is simulated

  • No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show

  • Caution: Will get your goat

  • Licensed by a practicing space guy

  • Hey, don't hit your brother

  • Put your mind in the upright position

  • Not a Spike Lee joint

  • Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle

  • From plutoium concentrate

  • Spray directly in face

  • Winner of two of the five awards that we invented

  • To be inserted orally

  • Not to be inserted orally

  • Beans not included

  • Watched by everyone who has seen the show

  • Do not take with a grain of salt

  • May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo

  • Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.

  • Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock

  • Lookout! Ship!

  • Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item

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