List of unused title captions

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The following are title captions that were never used in the Opening Sequence.

Gallery

First Set

  • Lick screen for "surprise"

  • A wholly owned subsidiary of Top Ramen Noodle Corp.

  • The proud result of prison labor

  • Entertainment for geniuses

  • Less dumb than other shows

  • This space for rent

  • Watch harder

  • Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land

  • Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen

  • Please do not read this

  • The proceeding recorded in "hppy-happy fun-time"

  • Do not whack with a stick

  • It sure beats workin'

  • Federal law prohibits changing the channel

  • Filmed in television™

  • Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander

  • Now available without prescription

  • No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode

  • Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles

  • Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens

  • A proud sponsor of special relativity

  • By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel

  • Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!

  • Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama

  • Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold

  • Designed especially for the human brain

  • Wow! Look at the pretty colors!

  • I like this show! Do you?

  • The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"

  • Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf

  • Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park

  • A step beyond funny

  • Natural source of dietary positrons

  • Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel

  • To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe

  • A jazzy alternative to the present day

  • What you'll miss a thousand years hence

  • Amercans: Put down your guns for half an hour

  • Last 12 minutes will be improvised

  • Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!

  • Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!

  • Watch, Rinse, Repeat

  • Now with 10% more future

  • It makes a nice sandwich

  • You will be traveling in time. Check your shoes at the door.

  • Do not watch while driving

  • May contain sarcasm

  • Wait half an hour after meal before watching

  • Now contains titanium

  • Disassembly required

  • Recomended by four out of five U.S. Presidents

  • Sitting close may reverse myopia

  • Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting

  • We never eat a meal on rewrite night

  • Today's future tonight

  • Sit down, you're in the future!

  • Cool cats dig it!

  • May contain Sci-Fi crap

  • All coupons redeemable at end of viewing

  • Not to be taken lightly

  • Collect all six billion

  • Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window

  • Intergalactic travel is simulated

  • No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show

  • Caution: Will get your goat

  • Licensed by a practicing space guy

  • Hey, don't hit your brother

  • Put your mind in the upright position

  • Not a Spike Lee joint

  • Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle

  • From plutoium concentrate

  • Spray directly in face

  • Winner of two of the five awards that we invented

  • To be inserted orally

  • Not to be inserted orally

  • Beans not included

  • Watched by everyone who has seen the show

  • Do not take with a grain of salt

  • May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo

  • Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.

  • Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock

  • Lookout! Ship!

  • Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item

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