Love's Labours Lost in Space

Zapp Brannigan: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy... bam!

Kif: I suppose, Captain. I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are.

Kif: The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

Leela: So we have to bring back two of each kind. Just like Noah's Ark!
Bender: Why two? [Leela whispers something in Bender's ear]
Bender: Aw! Heheheheeh!

Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin?
Leela: I wasn't aware you were such a connai-sewer.
Zapp Brannigan: Well, I've studied abroad - or two. Hahahah!

Bender: He's pending for a bending!

Zapp Brannigan: Hmmm, that's got a nice feel to it.

Zapp Brannigan: I like your style, I find it very...