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== Quotes  ==
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Revision as of 23:49, 27 December 2010

Mom tried to buy Planet Express three times. Once, That Guy sold it so that Mom can "gut the company and eliminate us [Planet Express] as competitors". Another time, Professor Farnsworth sold the company because they'd been losing money. Last, Professor Farnsworth sold the company because the IRS needed him to pay a million dollars in back-taxes, and he couldn't.

Appearances

Quotes

Professor: Good news, everyone; I've sold Planet Express to Mom!
[Fry & Leela gasp, Bender stutters.]
Bender: Also, why are you wearing that funky hat?
Professor: Whu? Oh, this? No reason. [He throws it away.]
Fry: Hmm. That was odd. Mighty odd.
Leela: Are you off your nut Professor? How could you sell the company to Mom?
Professor: I had to; we've been losing money. Perhaps my strategy of using a giant space ship to deliver one package at a time wasn't as clever as I thought. Plus you three never actually charged anyone!
Fry: Yeah, sorry about that.
Leela: [simultaneous] Sorry.

Steve Castle: [on screen] Everyone's fired and we're out of business.
[Everyone gasps.]
Amy: Oh, no!
Hermes: How?
Steve Castle: [on screen] I'm gonna sell Planet Express to Mom so she can gut the company and eliminate us as competitors.
Mom: [on screen] Don't let the door hit you on the way out, 'cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!