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<poem>'''Bender''': Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-- ''[Cut to courtroom. The judge bangs his gavel.]'' | <poem>'''Bender''': Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-- ''[Cut to courtroom. The judge bangs his gavel.]'' | ||
'''Judge''': $500 and time served. | '''Judge''': $500 and time served. | ||
'''Bender [with a gold tooth]''': Stupid anti-pimping laws! Well, pay the man! ''[He struts out. His two Hookerbots follow him.]'' | '''Bender [with a gold tooth]''': Stupid anti-pimping laws! ''[to [[Leela]]]'' Well, pay the man! ''[He struts out. His two Hookerbots follow him.]'' | ||
'''Hookerbot''': Bender, honey, we love you! | '''Hookerbot''': Bender, honey, we love you! | ||
'''Bender''': Shut up, baby, I know it!</poem> | '''Bender''': Shut up, baby, I know it!</poem> | ||
Revision as of 03:45, 19 August 2010
| New New York v. Bender | |
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| Date | February, 3001 |
| Location | New New York Court |
| Judge(s) | Unknown |
| Defendant | Bender Bending Rodríguez |
| Charged for | Pimping |
| Verdict | $500 and time served |
| Appearance | "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" (2ACV07)  |
The New New York v. Bender case was a trial lead by an unknown judge at the New New York Court. Bender was charged for pimping. It is unknown if there were any witnesses in the trail. Bender was found guilty. He was sentenced to give $500 and time served.
Additional Info
Trivia
- Bender told Leela to pay the judge. She may in fact have been liable for the fee, as a representative of Planet Express, which actually owns Bender.
Quotes
Bender: Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-- [Cut to courtroom. The judge bangs his gavel.]
Judge: $500 and time served.
Bender [with a gold tooth]: Stupid anti-pimping laws! [to Leela] Well, pay the man! [He struts out. His two Hookerbots follow him.]
Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!