|Planet of origin||Earth|
|First appearance||"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" (2ACV11)|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
Number 1.0 is the head bureaucrat at the Central Bureaucracy, and is always seen flying around on a plane/desk. In the year 3000, he ordered Hermes Conrad to finish sorting the master "in" pile by 1:00 P.M. Hermes finished with two seconds to spare but Number 1.0 demoted him by two ranks because a good bureaucrat never finishes early, only to promote him by one rank a few minutes later after Hermes pointed out a fellow bureaucrat had stamped a document four times when it needed to be stamped at least five times (2ACV11).
Number 1.0: D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in. We kept it gray.
Number 1.0: Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct -- the best kind of correct.
Number 1.0: [shouting] Guards! [Guards surround Morgan.] [talking] Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!