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'''Robot Hell''' is presided over by the [[Robot Devil]]. Sinners of the [[Religion#Robotology|Church of Robotology]] suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest. | '''Robot Hell''' is presided over by the [[Robot Devil]]. Sinners of the [[Religion#Robotology|Church of Robotology]] suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest. | ||
==The Robot hell Song== | ==The Robot hell Song== | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell<br> What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,<br> here on Level One of Robot Hell<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell<br> What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,<br> here on Level One of Robot Hell!<br> | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's<br> | |||
Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify<br> | Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify<br> | ||
I'm pit boss here on Level Two<br> | I'm pit boss here on Level Two!<br> | ||
Ooh deep fried robot | Ooh deep fried robot! | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
'''Bender'''<br> | '''Bender'''<br> | ||
Just tell me why<br> | Just tell me why!<br> | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
Just read this 55 page warrant<br> | Just read this 55 page warrant.<br> | ||
'''Bender'''<br> | '''Bender'''<br> | ||
There must be [[robot]]s worse than I<br> | |||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
We checked | We checked there really aren't.<br> | ||
'''Bender'''<br> | '''Bender'''<br> | ||
Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks<br> | Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks<br> | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks<br> | You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!<br> | ||
'''Bender'''<br> | '''Bender'''<br> | ||
Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing<br> | Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing.<br> | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
Please stop sinning while I'm singing | Please stop sinning while I'm singing. | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
Selling | Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive.<br> | ||
'''Beastie Boys'''<br> | '''Beastie Boys'''<br> | ||
Hey Bender you gona make some noise<br> with your hard drive | Hey Bender you gona make some noise<br> with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys<br> | ||
Thats what ya what ya get on Level Five<br> | Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!<br> | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
'''Fry'''<br> | '''Fry'''<br> | ||
I don't feel well<br> | I don't feel well.<br> | ||
'''Leela'''<br> | '''Leela'''<br> | ||
Its up to us to rescue him<br> | Its up to us to rescue him.<br> | ||
'''Fry'''<br> | '''Fry'''<br> | ||
Mabey he likes it here in Hell <br> | Mabey he likes it here in Hell. <br> | ||
'''Leela'''<br> | '''Leela'''<br> | ||
Its us who tempted him to sin<br> | Its us who tempted him to sin.<br> | ||
'''Fry'''<br> | '''Fry'''<br> | ||
Mabey he's back at the hotel<br> | Mabey he's back at the hotel.<br> | ||
'''Leela'''<br> | '''Leela'''<br> | ||
Come on Fry now don't be scared<br> | Come on Fry now don't be scared<br> | ||
I'm sure at least one of us will be | I'm sure at least one of us will be spared<br> | ||
So just sit back and enjoy the ride<br> | So just sit back and enjoy the ride.<br> | ||
'''Fry'''<br> | '''Fry'''<br> | ||
My ass has blisters from the slide | My ass has blisters from the slide! | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
'''Robot Devil'''<br> | '''Robot Devil'''<br> | ||
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Publishing indescent magazines<br> | Publishing indescent magazines<br> | ||
You'll suffer till the end of time<br> | You'll suffer till the end of time<br> | ||
Knee deep in electric | Knee deep in electric slime<br> | ||
You'll suffer till the end of time | |||
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme<br> | Enduring tortures most of which rhyme<br> | ||
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell | Trapped forever here in Robot Hell | ||
Revision as of 22:30, 28 February 2007
Location: Reckless Ted's Funland, New Jersey, Earth
Description
Robot Hell is presided over by the Robot Devil. Sinners of the Church of Robotology suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest.
The Robot hell Song
Robot Devil
Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,
here on Level One of Robot Hell!
Robot Devil
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's
Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify
I'm pit boss here on Level Two!
Ooh deep fried robot!
Bender
Just tell me why!
Robot Devil
Just read this 55 page warrant.
Bender
There must be robots worse than I
Robot Devil
We checked there really aren't.
Bender
Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks
Robot Devil
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing.
Robot Devil
Please stop sinning while I'm singing.
Robot Devil
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive.
Beastie Boys
Hey Bender you gona make some noise
with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!
Fry
I don't feel well.
Leela
Its up to us to rescue him.
Fry
Mabey he likes it here in Hell.
Leela
Its us who tempted him to sin.
Fry
Mabey he's back at the hotel.
Leela
Come on Fry now don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
So just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Fry
My ass has blisters from the slide!
Robot Devil
Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights
Publishing indescent magazines
You'll suffer till the end of time
Knee deep in electric slime
You'll suffer till the end of time
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell