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Knee deep in electric slime<br>
Knee deep in electric slime<br>
You'll suffer till the end of time
You'll suffer till the end of time
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme<br>
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme<br>
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell

Revision as of 21:34, 28 February 2007

Robot Hell

Location: Reckless Ted's Funland, New Jersey, Earth

Description

Robot Hell is presided over by the Robot Devil. Sinners of the Church of Robotology suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest.

The Robot hell Song

Robot Devil
Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,
here on Level One of Robot Hell!

Robot Devil
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's
Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify
I'm pit boss here on Level Two!
Ooh deep fried robot!

Bender
Just tell me why!
Robot Devil
Just read this 55 page warrant.
Bender
There must be robots worse than I
Robot Devil
We checked there really aren't.
Bender
Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks
Robot Devil
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing.
Robot Devil
Please stop sinning while I'm singing.

Robot Devil
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive.
Beastie Boys
Hey Bender you gona make some noise
with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!

Fry
I don't feel well.
Leela
Its up to us to rescue him.
Fry
Maybe he likes it here in Hell.
Leela
Its us who tempted him to sin.
Fry
Maybe he's back at the hotel.
Leela
Come on Fry now don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
So just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Fry
My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil
Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights
Publishing indescent magazines
You'll pay for every crime
Knee deep in electric slime
You'll suffer till the end of time

Enduring tortures most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell

Additional Info

Appearances