Robot Hell
Location: Reckless Ted's Funland, New Jersey, Earth
Description
Robot Hell is presided over by the Robot Devil. Sinners of the Church of Robotology suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest.
The Robot hell Song
Robot Devil
Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,
here on Level One of Robot Hell
Robot Devil
Gabblings wrong as so is cheating so if forging foney I.O.U's
Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify
I'm pit boss here on Level Two
Ooh deep fried robot
Bender
Just tell me why
Robot Devil
Just read this 55 page warrant
Bender
Sureley there are robots worse than I
Robot Devil
We checked there arn't there really arn't
Bender
Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks
Robot Devil
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks
Bender
Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing
Robot Devil
Please stop sinning while I'm singing
Robot Devil
Selling boothleg tapes is wrong musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys
Hey Bender you gona make some noise
with your hard drive strached for the Beastie Boys
Thats what ya what ya get on Level Five
Fry
I don't feel well
Leela
Its up to us to rescue him
Fry
Mabey he likes it here in Hell
Leela
Its us who tempted him to sin
Fry
Mabey he's back at the hotel
Leela
Come on Fry now don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be scared
So just sit back and enjoy the ride
Fry
My ass has blisters from the slide
Robot Devil
Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights
Publishing indescent magazines
You'll suffer till the end of time
Knee deep in electric slim
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell