|Profession||Peace officer at New New York Police Department|
|First appearance||"Space Pilot 3000" (1ACV01)|
|Voiced by||Billy West|
Smitty is generally the weaker part of the partnership, where URL is the one who gets them both motivated to do their job. Unlike URL, Smitty has been fired on occasion, but was hired back on the force after capturing Robot Santa, who was actually Bender.
- Smitty became a cop because his father owned a restaurant where people wouldn't pay for their meals.
- Smitty and URL seem to ride NNYPD patrol car 718, which is an anagram for 187, the LA murder code. It is also one of the area codes used in New York City.
- They use batons that resemble the Lightsaber from Star Wars. Unlike their Star Wars counterparts, they are blunt weapons (like nightsticks/batons), rather than superheated blades.
URL: He's clean, and he smells nice too.
Smitty: Better than me?
URL: Oh yeah.
Roberto: Stay back, I've got hostages!
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray I'm helping!
Smitty: Do you have any better hostages?
Smitty: I guess this is why chief says no hugging.
Smitty: You're under arrest for child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!
Smitty: You're under arrest you squishy punk.
URL: Smells like a juicy promotion for me!
Smitty: And a juicy rehiring back onto the force for me!
Centipede Man: [on TV] C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.
Smitty: [on TV] Then why is there a smoking hole in your ceiling, sir?
[The camera points to the ceiling.]
Centipede Man: [on TV] What? Crazy upstairs lady must've been shooting down.
URL: [on TV] Sir, you're on the top floor of this particular domicile.