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Life getting you down? Just don't know how you can make it though another day? There is a way out!  
Life getting you down? Just don't know how you can make it though another day? There is a way out!  


Stop-N-Drop brand Suicide Booths have been helping people like you since 2008. It's fast, easy, and affordable. And thanks to our new Incineration feature, your remains will be compacted, hermetically sealed in a small GladWare(tm) container, and shipped to the address of your choice (for a small additional fee).
Stop-N-Drop brand Suicide Booths have been helping people like you since 2008. It's fast, easy, and affordable. And thanks to our new Incineration feature, your remains will be compacted, hermetically sealed in a small GladWare™ container, and shipped to the address of your choice (for a small additional fee).


Conveniently located on street corners everywhere. Come see us, we ''can'' make it stop!
Conveniently located on street corners everywhere. Come see us, we ''can'' make it stop!

Revision as of 19:04, 1 January 2007

A Standard Suicide Booth

Life getting you down? Just don't know how you can make it though another day? There is a way out!

Stop-N-Drop brand Suicide Booths have been helping people like you since 2008. It's fast, easy, and affordable. And thanks to our new Incineration feature, your remains will be compacted, hermetically sealed in a small GladWare™ container, and shipped to the address of your choice (for a small additional fee).

Conveniently located on street corners everywhere. Come see us, we can make it stop!

Notice: The authors of this Wiki do not endorse suicide.

Appearances

Fry before going into a Suicide Booth