|Profession||Car salesman for Malfunctioning Eddie's Rocket Car Emporium|
|First appearance||"Put Your Head on My Shoulders" (2ACV07)|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
The Thundercougarfalconbird salesman is a car salesman for Malfunctioning Eddie's Rocket Car Emporium, where he works for Malfunctioning Eddie. As his name suggests, he is shown attempting to sell Philip J. Fry a Thundercougarfalconbird.
[At the coffee machine Fry pours himself a cup. A salesman puts his hand on his shoulder.]
Thundercougarfalconbird salesman: Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty.
Fry: Yup, she's beautiful coffee alright.
Thundercougarfalconbird salesman: No, the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird! Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?
Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy.
Thundercougarfalconbird salesman: I understand and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.
Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!
Thundercougarfalconbird salesman: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.