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:''['''Note #1''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Comedy Central Insider]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/06/09/has-sarah-palin-already-seen-the-new-season-of-futurama/ Has Sarah Palin Already Seen the New Season of Futurama?]'' of 9 June, [[2011]].]''
:''['''Note #1''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''Comedy Central Insider'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/06/09/has-sarah-palin-already-seen-the-new-season-of-futurama/ Has Sarah Palin Already Seen the New Season of Futurama?]'' of 9 June, 2011.]''
:''['''Note #2''': '''''UNKNOWN''''' represents a set of words not identified by the transcriber.]''
:''['''Note #2''': '''''UNKNOWN''''' represents a set of words not identified by the transcriber.]''
:''['''Scene''': Brick building. The crew is wearing [[18th-century]] clothes. A man approaches Paul Revere through a broken wall.]''
:''['''Scene''': Brick building. The crew is wearing 18th-century clothes. A man approaches Paul Revere through a broken wall.]''
<poem>'''Man''': An urgent message for Mr. Revere!</poem>
<poem>'''Man''': An urgent message for Mr. Revere!</poem>
:''[The man hands Revere a letter with his name on it. Revere opens it and begins reading it out loud. Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Fry, and Benjamin Franklin are listening.]''
:''[The man hands Revere a letter with his name on it. Revere opens it and begins reading it out loud. Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Fry, and Benjamin Franklin are listening.]''
<poem>'''[[Paul Revere]]''': Mr. Revere, '''UNKNOWN'''. The [[British]] attack has begun. Cross the river and watch for my signal. ''[Revere finishes reading the letter.]'' I must ride.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Paul Revere]]''': Mr. Revere, '''UNKNOWN'''. The British attack has begun. Cross the river and watch for my signal. ''[Revere finishes reading the letter.]'' I must ride.</poem>
:''[Revere leaves the building, panting, and a horse is heard neighing from outside.]''
:''[Revere leaves the building, panting, and a horse is heard neighing from outside.]''
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': He has so much stuff. ''[Leela puts a set of tableware into a seemingly bottomless purse.]'' He won't miss this.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': He has so much stuff. ''[Leela puts a set of tableware into a seemingly bottomless purse.]'' He won't miss this.</poem>
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<poem>'''Fry''': From that old church to the north. ''[Fry points to a church.]'' They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.</poem>
<poem>'''Fry''': From that old church to the north. ''[Fry points to a church.]'' They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.</poem>
:''['''Cut to''': Revere riding a horse.]''
:''['''Cut to''': Revere riding a horse.]''
<poem>'''Paul Revere''': One if by land. Two if by sea. ''[Revere stops by a river and sees one lantern hanging on the wall of the church.]'' [shouting] The British are coming! The British are coming! ''[Revere goes back to riding the horse.]'' [shouting] By land! By land! [whispering] Gotta treat this {{w|OCD}}. Gotta treat this OCD.</poem>
<poem>'''Paul Revere''': One if by land. Two if by sea. ''[Revere stops by a river and sees one lantern hanging on the wall of the church.]'' [shouting] The British are coming! The British are coming! ''[Revere goes back to riding the horse.]'' [shouting] By land! By land! [whispering] Gotta treat this OCD. Gotta treat this OCD.</poem>


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Revision as of 20:19, 24 July 2011

Transcript for
All the Presidents' Heads
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Transcribed bySanfazer


[Note #1: This transcript is based on the video from the Comedy Central Insider post Has Sarah Palin Already Seen the New Season of Futurama? of 9 June, 2011.]
[Note #2: UNKNOWN represents a set of words not identified by the transcriber.]
[Scene: Brick building. The crew is wearing 18th-century clothes. A man approaches Paul Revere through a broken wall.]

Man: An urgent message for Mr. Revere!

[The man hands Revere a letter with his name on it. Revere opens it and begins reading it out loud. Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Fry, and Benjamin Franklin are listening.]

Paul Revere: Mr. Revere, UNKNOWN. The British attack has begun. Cross the river and watch for my signal. [Revere finishes reading the letter.] I must ride.

[Revere leaves the building, panting, and a horse is heard neighing from outside.]

Leela: He has so much stuff. [Leela puts a set of tableware into a seemingly bottomless purse.] He won't miss this.

[Scene: Backyard. Bender and Franklin are putting together a pile of counterfeits. Bender takes some from his chest cabinet and Franklin takes others from a box on the floor. Leela is steering a cart with more conterfeits.]

Professor Farnsworth: Let's burn these counterfeits and paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston.

[Leela and the Professor throw their counterfeits into the pile.]

Fry: Here you go.

[Fry hands the Professor a lantern.]

Professor Farnsworth: Thanks. [The Professor throws the lantern onto the pile, causing it to shatter. The counterfeits start burning.] Say, where did you get that lantern?

Fry: From that old church to the north. [Fry points to a church.] They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.

[Cut to: Revere riding a horse.]

Paul Revere: One if by land. Two if by sea. [Revere stops by a river and sees one lantern hanging on the wall of the church.] [shouting] The British are coming! The British are coming! [Revere goes back to riding the horse.] [shouting] By land! By land! [whispering] Gotta treat this OCD. Gotta treat this OCD.