Difference between revisions of "Transcript:Attack of the Killer App"
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:''['''Scene''': Space. The Planet Express ship flies past the sun and approaches a brown dirty planet.]'' | |||
:''['''First Caption''': Third World]'' | |||
:''['''Second Caption''': Of the Antares System]'' | |||
:''[The ship flies into its ring which is composed of all old devices.]'' | |||
:''['''Scene''': Exterior shot. The ship lands past many smokestacks and coal factories.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Antarian #1''': Greetings, my friends. It shan't take long to strip down your clunker. [''knocks the staircase twice''] | |||
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<poem>'''Leela''': There's nothing wrong with our clunker. | |||
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<poem>'''Antarian #1''': Really? Because we can smelt out the deadly, deadly chromium to make rat poison and artificial sweeteners. | |||
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<poem>'''Leela''': No, thanks. We're delivering e-waste. | |||
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<poem>'''Antarian #1''': Pity. We're halfway done. | |||
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:''[The camera cuts to a wide shop of the ship which is now stripped down to its wiring frame. Another Antarian is stripping down Bender's cavity.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Antarian #2''': This thing is 40% chromium. | |||
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:''['''Cut to''': A closeup shot of one of the smokestacks. A bird flies through the smoke and becomes a skeleton. The camera pans down to show Fry, Leela and the no longer stripped Bender carrying one of the recycling bins being led by the first Antarian.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Antarian #1''': Gentle now. Gentle with the hover dumpster. | |||
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:[''They stop and break the hover dumpster revealing all the old e-waste. The Antarian takes out a can of flammable oil.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Antarian #1''': Ready for processing! [''squirts the oil, takes out a match, lights it, and spreads it on the oil''] | |||
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Written by | Patric M. Verrone |
Transcribed by | Jasonbres |
- [Opening Credits.]
- [Scene: Exterior shot of Citihall. A banner under the now dated logo reads "e-Waste Not, e-Want Not". A huge crowd is gathered outside as Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer makes a speech.]
Poopenmeyer: As mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off the 83rd or 84th Annual e-Waste Recycling Festival!
- [The camera cuts to the crowd, some of whom are carrying old machines like Apple computers from 1984. The camera stops on Bender, Fry, and Leela.]
Bender: Down in front!
- [Zoidberg is seen with the fin on his head.]
Zoidberg: Sorry, I get aroused in crowds.
- [The fin disappears.]
Poopenmeyer: I will now throw out the ceremonial first dump: [takes an old machine that says Elect-O-Matic 2000 and is about to put it in the recycling bin] this old inefficient vote rigger! [throws it away as the crowd cheers and the fin grows back on Zoidberg's head]
[Cut to: Farnsworth and Hermes carry a box labeled "Old Doomsday Devices" to the bin]
<poem>Farnsworth: These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
- [They throw them away as the camera pans to Amy, Zoidberg, Leela, and Fry carrying an electronic toilet.]
Leela: So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet!
Toilet: [in a stereotypical Japanese accent] Please. I not to throw away. I give you, uh, Happy Poopie Time.
Fry: Sorry, you know too much.
- [Fry drops the toilet in the bin as everyone watches it drop.]
- [Cut to: Bender sneaks to a bin in the back of the place and laughs.]
Bender: Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence. [takes something out of his cavity, opens the bin and finds a familiar robot] Flexo?! What are you doin' in a hazardous wastebin?
Flexo: Haven't you heard? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun—
- [Bender closes the door on his bearded twin before he can finish the common side effects.]
Farnsworth: Who were you talking to?
Bender: [slides the evidence with his footcup under the bin] No one? Your mama? Shut up? Take your pick.
- [Cut to: Mayor Poopenmeyer is having his picture taken as he kisses a little robot and then recycles it.]
Scoop Chang: Scoop Chang, New New York Times Online Podcast blog comments editor. Mr. Mayor, isn't this e-waste dangerous?
Poopenmeyer: Not at all, Scoop. Not after it's off to the Third World by an expendable team of minimum-wage nobodies.
- [The camera pans to Farnsworth, Leela, Fry, and Bender.]
Farnsworth: [whispering to the other three] Good news, nobodies!
- [The crew gets angry at Farnsworth.]
- [Scene: Space. The Planet Express ship flies past the sun and approaches a brown dirty planet.]
- [First Caption: Third World]
- [Second Caption: Of the Antares System]
- [The ship flies into its ring which is composed of all old devices.]
- [Scene: Exterior shot. The ship lands past many smokestacks and coal factories.]
Antarian #1: Greetings, my friends. It shan't take long to strip down your clunker. [knocks the staircase twice]
Leela: There's nothing wrong with our clunker.
Antarian #1: Really? Because we can smelt out the deadly, deadly chromium to make rat poison and artificial sweeteners.
Leela: No, thanks. We're delivering e-waste.
Antarian #1: Pity. We're halfway done.
- [The camera cuts to a wide shop of the ship which is now stripped down to its wiring frame. Another Antarian is stripping down Bender's cavity.]
Antarian #2: This thing is 40% chromium.
- [Cut to: A closeup shot of one of the smokestacks. A bird flies through the smoke and becomes a skeleton. The camera pans down to show Fry, Leela and the no longer stripped Bender carrying one of the recycling bins being led by the first Antarian.]
Antarian #1: Gentle now. Gentle with the hover dumpster.
- [They stop and break the hover dumpster revealing all the old e-waste. The Antarian takes out a can of flammable oil.]
Antarian #1: Ready for processing! [squirts the oil, takes out a match, lights it, and spreads it on the oil]
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