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:'''[[Invader X]]''': Ha ha ha! I am conquering Erth. | :'''[[Invader X]]''': Ha ha ha! I am conquering Erth. | ||
:'''[[Leelis Lane]]''': Not so fast, Invader X! Here comes [[Delivery-Boy Man (character)|Delivery-Boy Man]]! | :'''[[Leelis Lane]]''': Not so fast, Invader X! Here comes [[Delivery-Boy Man (character)|Delivery-Boy Man]]! | ||
:'''Delivery-Boy Man''': Special delivery for Invader X! Laser eye power! ''[He shoots Invader X's ship with his laser eyes. The ship explodes. Cut to: Delivery-Boy Man in the ship, with Invader X threatening him in a gun.]'' Hand magnet power! | :'''Delivery-Boy Man''': Special delivery for Invader X! Laser eye power! ''[He shoots Invader X's ship with his laser eyes. The ship explodes. Cut to: Delivery-Boy Man in the ship, with Invader X threatening him in a gun.]'' Hand magnet power! ''[The gun flies into Delivery-Boy Man's hand.]'' | ||
:'''Leelis Lane''': ''[She comes free.]'' Yay! I'm unbuckled! ''[Delivery-Boy Man uses his "hand magnet power" to bring Lane to him. | :'''Leelis Lane''': ''[She comes free.]'' Yay! I'm unbuckled! ''[Delivery-Boy Man uses his "hand magnet power" to bring Lane to him. | ||
:'''Invader X''': Stop it, you hero! | :'''Invader X''': Stop it, you hero! | ||
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:'''[[Bender]]''': Let me put it like this. After I leave here, I'm getting a memory {{w|enema}}. | :'''[[Bender]]''': Let me put it like this. After I leave here, I'm getting a memory {{w|enema}}. | ||
:'''[[Leela]]''': If I can offer some constructive criticism, there was never any real peril. I mean, the delivery guy has, like, 30 superpowers. | :'''[[Leela]]''': If I can offer some constructive criticism, there was never any real peril. I mean, the delivery guy has, like, 30 superpowers. | ||
:'''Fry''': Well, that's because he was bitten by a radioactive {{w | :'''Fry''': Well, that's because he was bitten by a radioactive {{w|superman}}! | ||
:'''[[Zoidberg]''': This is wonderful! | :'''[[Zoidberg]''': This is wonderful! | ||
:'''Fry''': It is, isn't it | :'''Fry''': It is, isn't it? Wait, those are the ads. | ||
:'''Zoidberg''': These X-ray specs will really take the guesswork out of surgery. No more chopping blindly in the goop. | :'''Zoidberg''': These X-ray specs will really take the guesswork out of surgery. No more chopping blindly in the goop. | ||
:'''[[Prof. Farnsworth]]''': Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg. This stuff is butt-grade crap. | :'''[[Prof. Farnsworth]]''': Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg. This stuff is butt-grade crap. | ||
:'''Ads''': Amuse your friends with real vomit! Throw your voice! Sea monkeys! Throw your sea monkeys! My disintegrator ray really works! | :'''Ads''': Amuse your friends with real vomit! Throw your voice! Sea monkeys! Throw your sea monkeys! My disintegrator ray really works! | ||
:'''[[Amy]]''': But that's you. | :'''[[Amy]]''': But that's you. | ||
:'''Farnsworth''': That's how I know it's bunkum. The [[Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray]] is nothing more than a common teleporter ray. ''[He | :'''Farnsworth''': That's how I know it's bunkum. The [[Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray]] is nothing more than a common teleporter ray. ''[He shoots a trashcan, it reappears next to him and he throws the toy away.]'' Worthless toy. | ||
:'''Fry''': I'm sick of being critiqued by nitpicking nerds. I'm taking this to a comic book convention! | :'''Fry''': I'm sick of being critiqued by nitpicking nerds. I'm taking this to a comic book convention! | ||
:''['''Scene''': Comic-con 3010. Free admission with an {{sw|Ewok}} pelt. | :''['''Scene''': Comic-con 3010. Free admission with an {{sw|Ewok}} pelt. | ||
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| Written by | Patric M. Verrone |
| Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever Kifcroaker |
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- [Opening Credits: Two scoops of pixels in every scene.]
- [Opening credits for The Scary Door.]
- The Scary Announcer: You're taking a vacation from normalcy, the setting: a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open the Scary Door.
- [Scene: Outside Capitol Hill where a press conference is taking place.]
- Announcer: Submitted for your Emmy consideration, a popular Senator with unpopular ideas.
- Senator: There's no such thing as space aliens!
- Man: Oh? How can you be so sure them aliens ain't already among us?
- Senator: I'll tell you how! [takes off the man's face revealing an alien lifeform] Because you ARE ONE!!!
- [musical sting]
- [Scene: Omicron Persei 8, Lrrr's castle. Lrrr is sleeping on the couch. Ndnd turns off the TV.]
- Lrrr Hey I was watching that! The Saints just needed a field goal to tie!
- Ndnd: Lrrr, you lazy ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! You said you would conquer a planet today, but you have not even shed your skin yet!
- Lrrr: Yes, Ndnd. I heard you the first hundred times. I'll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on your disgusting egg-white omelets.
- Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine! Enjoy your stoke. [She throws the remote at him and walks out.]
- [Scene: Fry's comic.]
- Fry: Erth. [He mimics laser fire as a spaceship blows up the planet.]
- Invader X: Ha ha ha! I am conquering Erth.
- Leelis Lane: Not so fast, Invader X! Here comes Delivery-Boy Man!
- Delivery-Boy Man: Special delivery for Invader X! Laser eye power! [He shoots Invader X's ship with his laser eyes. The ship explodes. Cut to: Delivery-Boy Man in the ship, with Invader X threatening him in a gun.] Hand magnet power! [The gun flies into Delivery-Boy Man's hand.]
- Leelis Lane: [She comes free.] Yay! I'm unbuckled! [Delivery-Boy Man uses his "hand magnet power" to bring Lane to him.
- Invader X: Stop it, you hero!
- Delivery-Boy Man: Reverse-time power!
- [Time outside the ship rewinds and Erth is restored. The ship's lasers return to their batteries and the ship explodes.]
- Delivery-Boy Man: It's earlier now. [He and Lane kiss.]
- [The comic ends with "Written and Inked by Fry!!!]
- [Scene: Planet Express, lounge.]
- Fry: So? What do you think of my comic?
- Bender: Let me put it like this. After I leave here, I'm getting a memory enema.
- Leela: If I can offer some constructive criticism, there was never any real peril. I mean, the delivery guy has, like, 30 superpowers.
- Fry: Well, that's because he was bitten by a radioactive superman!
- [[Zoidberg]: This is wonderful!
- Fry: It is, isn't it? Wait, those are the ads.
- Zoidberg: These X-ray specs will really take the guesswork out of surgery. No more chopping blindly in the goop.
- Prof. Farnsworth: Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg. This stuff is butt-grade crap.
- Ads: Amuse your friends with real vomit! Throw your voice! Sea monkeys! Throw your sea monkeys! My disintegrator ray really works!
- Amy: But that's you.
- Farnsworth: That's how I know it's bunkum. The Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray is nothing more than a common teleporter ray. [He shoots a trashcan, it reappears next to him and he throws the toy away.] Worthless toy.
- Fry: I'm sick of being critiqued by nitpicking nerds. I'm taking this to a comic book convention!
- [Scene: Comic-con 3010. Free admission with an Ewok pelt.
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