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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/06/18/countdown-to-futurama-you-have-the-poon/ You Have the 'Poon]'' of 18 June, [[2011]].]''
:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''Countdown to Futurama'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/06/18/countdown-to-futurama-you-have-the-poon/ You Have the 'Poon]'' of 18 June, 2011.]''
:''['''Scene''': Space. A [[Planet Express ship]] with sails navigates wildly through a storm, causing Bender, the ship's watch, to become seasick. Bender pulls a paper tube out of his chest cabinet, unwinds it, leaving it empty, puts it in front of his head, and zooms in with his eyes, forming a monocular.]''
:''['''Scene''': Space. A Planet Express ship with sails navigates wildly through a storm, causing Bender, the ship's watch, to become seasick. Bender pulls a paper tube out of his chest cabinet, unwinds it, leaving it empty, puts it in front of his head, and zooms in with his eyes, forming a monocular.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them. ''[He sees a [[four-dimensional space whale]] and gasps loudly.]'' Look! Off in the distance! It's exhaling!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them. ''[He sees a four-dimensional space whale and gasps loudly.]'' Look! Off in the distance! It's exhaling!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': [from inside the ship] Use boaty talk!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': [from inside the ship] Use boaty talk!</poem>
:''[Bender sighs.]''
:''[Bender sighs.]''
<poem>'''Bender''': Thare she blows!</poem>
<poem>'''Bender''': Thare she blows!</poem>
:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express ship bridge. The [[Planet Express crew|crew]] is looking at Leela.]''
:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express ship bridge. The crew is looking at Leela.]''
<poem>'''Leela''': Alright. Which of you {{w|Soviet space dogs|space dogs}} has the guts and know-how to harpoon that whale?</poem>
<poem>'''Leela''': Alright. Which of you space dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon that whale?</poem>
<poem>'''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': I spent a semester in [[Africa]] harpooning [[giraffe]]s. And giraffes are basically just land space whales.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes. And giraffes are basically just land space whales.</poem>
:''[Leela nods.]''
:''[Leela nods.]''
<poem>'''Leela''': Miss Wong, you have the 'poon.</poem>
<poem>'''Leela''': Miss Wong, you have the 'poon.</poem>

Revision as of 22:42, 24 July 2011

Transcript for
Möbius Dick
Written byDan Vebber
Transcribed bySanfazer


[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post You Have the 'Poon of 18 June, 2011.]
[Scene: Space. A Planet Express ship with sails navigates wildly through a storm, causing Bender, the ship's watch, to become seasick. Bender pulls a paper tube out of his chest cabinet, unwinds it, leaving it empty, puts it in front of his head, and zooms in with his eyes, forming a monocular.]

Bender: Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them. [He sees a four-dimensional space whale and gasps loudly.] Look! Off in the distance! It's exhaling!

Leela: [from inside the ship] Use boaty talk!

[Bender sighs.]

Bender: Thare she blows!

[Scene: The Planet Express ship bridge. The crew is looking at Leela.]

Leela: Alright. Which of you space dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon that whale?

Amy: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes. And giraffes are basically just land space whales.

[Leela nods.]

Leela: Miss Wong, you have the 'poon.

[Leela hands Amy a speargun.]
[Scene: Space. Amy is wearing a space suit. She cocks the speargun and aims at the whale, but suddenly hears giraffes running.]

Amy: Oh, God! I'm having a Serengeti flashback! [furiously] Die, you dirty giraffe!

[Amy shoots.]