Difference between revisions of "Transcript:Neutopia"

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:''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express conference room]]. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]''
:''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express conference room]]. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]''
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': ''[She leans back in her chair.]'' Crap and ''A''! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': ''[She leans back in her chair.]'' Crappin' ''A''! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.</poem>
:''[The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Dr. Zoidberg have long hair.]''
:''[The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Dr. Zoidberg have long hair.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': {{w|OMG}}! Being chicks is so much fun.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': {{w|OMG}}! Being chicks is so much fun.</poem>

Revision as of 23:46, 11 May 2011

Transcript for
Neutopia
Written byN/A
Transcribed bySanfazer


[Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]

Leela: I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.

Amy: [She leans back in her chair.] Crappin' A! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.

[The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Dr. Zoidberg have long hair.]

Bender: OMG! Being chicks is so much fun.

Fry: Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff.

Leela: [She sighs.] What a skank.