Transcript:Rebirth
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| Transcribed by | Futurama_Freak1 and Jasonbres |
- [Scene: Exterior shot of Planet Express]
- [Scene: Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory. The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]
Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: OK.
Fry: That's all. [slicks his hair back to normal]
[pause] Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns.
Farnsworth: So!? What of it?
Fry: Well, why is– those things?
- [Farnsworth gasps.]
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in collage, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
- [Farnsworth sighs.]
Farnsworth: I suppose it's for the best, considering those unbearable horrors you've endured. Lets never speak of it again.
[time lapse] It all began a few days ago. We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.
- [Flashback: On the Nimbus.]
Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a wailing frequency for my victory yodel.
- [Cut to Planet Express ship. Laser shots. The crew shouts and screams. Zapp begins yodelling. Kif sighs in the same manner as Zapp.]
Farnsworth: [voice over; flashback] And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.
- [The ship flies through the wormhole, arriving near Earth.]
Bender: Yeah, we're back.
- [The crew cheers.]
Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth!
Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama Wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!
- [Zoidberg laughs.]
Zoidberg: How humorous.
Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now!
Amy: I get it!