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* Scene: Planet Express; Lounge: Nibbler puts Dark Matter on his litter box
{{working|Teyrn of Highever}}
* [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]: Nibble made a bobo to Mamma, let me pick it up.
:Announcer: [voice-over] Cash, cash, cash for your bones! To many bones? Not enough cash? Call Cash Bone! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. The leg bone's connected to the Cash Bone!
* She Backs it up.
[Opening Credits: Or similar product.]
:''['''Scene:''' Planet Express, Lounge. [[Nibbler]] is burying Dark Matter in his litter box.]''
:'''[[Leela]]: Aw! Nibbler made a bobo for Mamma. I'll pick it up with my super-dupey poopy scoopy. ''[Nibbler grumbles. A truck can be heard backing up and Leela enters the room, driving a fork-lift.]''
:''['''Scene:''' Planet Express, Sub Basement.]''
:'''[[Amy]]''': Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.
:'''[[Prof. Farnsworth]]''': Nice.
:'''Amy''': Temperature? Woah! The magma P.I. is 10,000 degrees Selleck! ''[Leela is emptying Nibbler's litter box in the magma. Amy swears in {{w|Cantonese}}.]'' Leela, I am collecting data. Can't you dump that somewhere else.
:'''Leela''': Not really. It's highly volatile [[Dark Matter]], and some {{w|corn}}.
:'''Amy''': But I'm presenting my {{w|thesis}} tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
:'''Farnsworth''': Nonsense. You've been my grad student for twelve years. You were ready six years ago.
:'''Amy''': What?
:'''Farnsworth''': I probably should have told you. Anyway, the important thing is to be relaxed tomorrow.
:'''Amy''': Are you sure?
:'''Farnsworth''': Yes. Do what you young people do to unwind. Take a joyride in your {{w|jalopy}}. Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick. Go!
:''['''Scene:''' The Hip Joint.]''

Revision as of 03:02, 9 March 2011

Transcript for
That Darn Katz!
Written byJosh Weinstein
Transcribed byTeyrn of Highever Kifcroaker


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Announcer: [voice-over] Cash, cash, cash for your bones! To many bones? Not enough cash? Call Cash Bone! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. The leg bone's connected to the Cash Bone!

[Opening Credits: Or similar product.]

[Scene: Planet Express, Lounge. Nibbler is burying Dark Matter in his litter box.]
Leela: Aw! Nibbler made a bobo for Mamma. I'll pick it up with my super-dupey poopy scoopy. [Nibbler grumbles. A truck can be heard backing up and Leela enters the room, driving a fork-lift.]
[Scene: Planet Express, Sub Basement.]
Amy: Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.
Prof. Farnsworth: Nice.
Amy: Temperature? Woah! The magma P.I. is 10,000 degrees Selleck! [Leela is emptying Nibbler's litter box in the magma. Amy swears in Cantonese.] Leela, I am collecting data. Can't you dump that somewhere else.
Leela: Not really. It's highly volatile Dark Matter, and some corn.
Amy: But I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Farnsworth: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for twelve years. You were ready six years ago.
Amy: What?
Farnsworth: I probably should have told you. Anyway, the important thing is to be relaxed tomorrow.
Amy: Are you sure?
Farnsworth: Yes. Do what you young people do to unwind. Take a joyride in your jalopy. Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick. Go!
[Scene: The Hip Joint.]