Transcript:The Bots and the Bees

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Transcript for
The Bots and the Bees
Written byEric Horsted
Transcribed bySanfazer and Roboto63


[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere! of 1 May, 2012.]
[Scene: Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]

Bender: Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half of me, Bender!
[Ben burps, and fire comes out.]
<poem>Bender:That's my bastard!

[Montage: A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]
[Cut to: A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]
[Cut to: A road. Ben and Bender are biking. The camera zooms out, revealing that Ben is using Bender's body is a bike. They crash through the doors of BoozMart. They run out, panting and carrying bags of alcohol.]
[Cut to: A playground. Ben is seated at a swing set. Bender pushes the swing three times. The third push sends Ben crashing through a window. An alarm rings. The camera zooms out, revealing the building to be the Bank of NNY. Ben reappears, carrying a bag of money. He jumps out of the window and lands in Bender's arms. The two laugh. Gunshots are then fired at them.]

Bender: Uh-oh.

[The two flee, still laughing.]
[Scene: The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]

Ben: Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!

Bender: It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!

[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]

Ben: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!

[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]

Bender: Okay. Now, you.

[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]

Ben: I can't do it!

[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]

Bender: Hey Buddy you're learning! You'll get there!

<poem>Leela: Bender I was wrong. You're a fine parent, and I want to apoligi- <poem>Bender and Ben: Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! "Both Laugh". <poem>Ben: Daddy, how did you get so good at Bending? <poem>Bender: I inherited my arm control software from my mom. That's how it's passed down, mother-to-son. <poem>Ben: But my mommy has no arms! Does that mean I can never be a Bender? <poem>Bender: Well sure you can, you just need to get a Bending Card installed.

[Farnsworth appears on screen]

<poem>Farnsworth: I'd hate to crush a boys dreams but, what the heck!

[Farnsworth opens a door in the back of Ben's head.]

<poem>Farnsworth: He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card! This robot will never bend!

[Closes Door]

<poem>Bender: Don't tell my son what he can and can't do. You may know what's in his head, but you don't know what's in his heart!

[Farnsworth opens a door on Ben's chest.]

<poem>Farnsworth: There's no slot in there either! <poem>Bender: I said shut up!