Transcript:The Bots and the Bees

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Transcript for
The Bots and the Bees
Written by	Eric Horsted
Transcribed by	Sanfazer and Roboto63

[Note: This section of the transcript is based on a preview video released by Entertainment Weekly on 18 June 2012.]

[Scene: The Planet Express employee lounge. Bender and Bev are talking with each other.]

Bev: I ain't makin' drinks for no trashy robosluts!

[The camera switches to Ruth and Esther, who are also in the room.]

Esther: Trashy? At least I don't put off for quarters!

[Bev becomes angry, and sprays soda water on the two of them.]

Esther: Hey!

[Bender starts taking photos of the two with his camera.]

Bender: [sarcastically] Hey! Stop that...drink machine! Stop it, I say!

[Bev stops spraying soda water on the two of them.]

Esther: That's it! We're out of here!

[She and Ruth start to walk away.]

Ruth: Come on. We'll split a blintz.

Bender: Wait! Give me a chance to defend your honor. And then sell it on the couch!

[Ruth and Esther walk out the door, which closes behind them. Bender turns back, facing Bev.]

Bender: All right. I've been waiting all day for an excuse to hit a lady. [He rolls up his sleeves.]

Bev: You try it and I'll bash yo' face in.

Bender: Ooh! I'm so scared...no-arms!

[Bev falls down on Bender, and gets back up. Bender lunges at her, and they land on the couch. They continue to fight, knocking down several items.]

Bev: Want some of this? [She repeatedly bashes her body against the wall onto Bender. Bender continues attempting to punch Bev. With each punch, Bev bashes him against the wall again. Their grunts of pain slowly turn into grunts of pleasure. She pushes her body on him slower.]
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[Note: This section of the transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere! of 1 May, 2012.]

[Scene: Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]

Bender: Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half o' me, Bender! [Ben burps, and fire comes out.] That's my bastard!

[Montage: A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]

[Cut to: A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]

[Cut to: A road. Ben and Bender are biking. The camera zooms out, revealing that Ben is using Bender's body is a bike. They crash through the doors of BoozMart. They run out, panting and carrying bags of alcohol.]

[Cut to: A playground. Ben is seated at a swing set. Bender pushes the swing three times. The third push sends Ben crashing through a window. An alarm rings. The camera zooms out, revealing the building to be the Bank of NNY. Ben reappears, carrying a bag of money. He jumps out of the window and lands in Bender's arms. The two laugh. Gunshots are then fired at them.]

Bender: Uh-oh.

[The two flee, still laughing.]

[Scene: The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]

Ben: Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!

Bender: It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!

[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]

Ben: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!

[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]

Bender: Okay. Now, you.

[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]

Ben: I can't do it!

[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]

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