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:''['''Scene:''' Set of [[Who Dares to be a Millionaire?]] [[Morbo]] is seated in the center, surrounded by an audience.]''
:''['''Scene:''' Set of [[Who Dares to be a Millionaire?]] [[Morbo]] is seated in the center, surrounded by an audience.]''
:'''Morbo''': ''[Angrily]'' Silence, puny audience. And welcome to ''Who Dares to be a Millionaire?'' Tremble before Morbo's mighty likability, ''[Calmly]'' while I chitchat with out first contestant, [[Philip J. Fry]].
:'''Morbo''': ''[Angrily]'' Silence, puny audience. And welcome to ''Who Dares to be a Millionaire?'' Tremble before Morbo's mighty likability, ''[Calmly]'' while I chitchat with out first contestant, [[Philip J. Fry]].
:''[[The audience applauds while Fry descends from the ceiling in a rocket powered chair. He waves. A sign reads: "applaud or be destroyed".]]''
:''[The audience applauds while Fry descends from the ceiling in a rocket powered chair. He waves. A sign reads: "applaud or be destroyed".]''
:'''[[Bender]]''': ''[In audience.]'' Give him hell, Morbo!
:'''[[Bender]]''': ''[In audience.]'' Give him hell, Morbo!
:'''Morbo''': ''[Angrily]'' Prepare for pleasantries. ''[Calmly]'' So Fry, what do you do for a living?
:'''Morbo''': ''[Angrily]'' Prepare for pleasantries. ''[Calmly]'' So Fry, what do you do for a living?
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:'''Fry''': I didn't come to play. I came to win. Not let's play.
:'''Fry''': I didn't come to play. I came to win. Not let's play.
:'''Morbo''': For $1, what tool is used to hammer a nail? Is it, A, a hammer? B, A nail? C...
:'''Morbo''': For $1, what tool is used to hammer a nail? Is it, A, a hammer? B, A nail? C...
:'''Fry''': B, nail! final answer! ''[A buzzer sounds and Fry's chair blast off.]''
:'''Fry''': B, nail! final answer! ''[A buzzer sounds and Fry's chair blasts off.]''
:''['''Scene:''' [[Planet Express]] meeting room.]''
:'''[[Hermes]]]''': Sweet dodo of Lesotho! Don't you ever stop to think before you speak?
:'''Fry''': I never stop to think about it.
:'''[[Leela]]]''': Aw, leave Fry alone. His intelligence is just a little differenty.
:''[Hermes, Leela, [[Amy]] and [[Zoidberg]] all nod.]''
:'''Bender''': ''[Pointing at Fry]'' You a big dummy!
:'''Fry''': Hey, I'm starting to think you all don't think I'm very smart.
:'''[[Farnsworth]]''': You can barely remember your own name, {{w|Einstein}}.
:'''Fry''': Einstein is a hard name to remember. ''[The Professor pokes him with the [[Fing-Longer]]. Ow!
:'''Amy''': Smeesh, Professor. Don't have a [[Coinage#S|schmaneurysm]]. Fry's your distant relative.
:'''Farnsworth: Not distant enough! I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm this monkey's nephew!
:'''Fry''': ''[He sniffles]'' But you're my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something.
:'''Farnsworth''': Oh, perhaps I've been too harsh. Come lad, take my hand and I'll explain why I find you ''so'' repugnant.
:''['''Scene:''' Planet Express, The Professor's study]''
:'''Farnsworth''': All my life I've been inspired by great minds. {{w|Euclid}}, {{w|Copernicus}}, [[Braino]]. And my personal role model, [[Leonardo Da Vinci]]. ''[He gestures to a bust of each.]''
:'''Fry''': What turned them to stone?
:'''Farnsworth''': ''[He slaps his head and sighs]'' Da Vinci was history's greatest artist and inventor. ''[He pulls up the head of Da Vinci, revealing a button. He presses it. A shelf rises into the ceiling, revealing a lit cabinet with various sketches and models on shelves.]'' ''Voila!'' He invented flying machines, war engines, submarines.
:'''Fry''': ''[He takes a beard from the cabinet]'' Uh-oh! [[Nibbler]] died in the wall.
:'''Farnsworth:''' That's not Nibbler. That's my most precious possession. Leonardo's beard! I paid a fortune for it at an auction of historic body parts. I suppose if I have an {{w|Achilles Heel}}, it's because I bought it at that same auction. ''[He shows Fry a glass foot with a heel bone in it.]''
:'''Fry''': ''[Wearing the beard]'' Indeed so. Most indeededly.


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Revision as of 03:03, 7 March 2011

Transcript for
The Duh-Vinci Code
Written byMaiya Williams
Transcribed byTeyrn of Highever


[Opening Credits: Put on 3-D monocle now.]
[Scene: Set of Who Dares to be a Millionaire? Morbo is seated in the center, surrounded by an audience.]
Morbo: [Angrily] Silence, puny audience. And welcome to Who Dares to be a Millionaire? Tremble before Morbo's mighty likability, [Calmly] while I chitchat with out first contestant, Philip J. Fry.
[The audience applauds while Fry descends from the ceiling in a rocket powered chair. He waves. A sign reads: "applaud or be destroyed".]
Bender: [In audience.] Give him hell, Morbo!
Morbo: [Angrily] Prepare for pleasantries. [Calmly] So Fry, what do you do for a living?
Fry: Me? Um, can I phone a friend?
Morbo: [Angrily] Chitchat achieved! [Dramatic music plays, lights turn on and the game begins.] Are you ready to play?
Fry: I didn't come to play. I came to win. Not let's play.
Morbo: For $1, what tool is used to hammer a nail? Is it, A, a hammer? B, A nail? C...
Fry: B, nail! final answer! [A buzzer sounds and Fry's chair blasts off.]
[Scene: Planet Express meeting room.]
Hermes]: Sweet dodo of Lesotho! Don't you ever stop to think before you speak?
Fry: I never stop to think about it.
Leela]: Aw, leave Fry alone. His intelligence is just a little differenty.
[Hermes, Leela, Amy and Zoidberg all nod.]
Bender: [Pointing at Fry] You a big dummy!
Fry: Hey, I'm starting to think you all don't think I'm very smart.
Farnsworth: You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.
Fry: Einstein is a hard name to remember. [The Professor pokes him with the Fing-Longer. Ow!
Amy: Smeesh, Professor. Don't have a schmaneurysm. Fry's your distant relative.
Farnsworth: Not distant enough! I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm this monkey's nephew!
Fry: [He sniffles] But you're my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something.
Farnsworth: Oh, perhaps I've been too harsh. Come lad, take my hand and I'll explain why I find you so repugnant.
[Scene: Planet Express, The Professor's study]
Farnsworth: All my life I've been inspired by great minds. Euclid, Copernicus, Braino. And my personal role model, Leonardo Da Vinci. [He gestures to a bust of each.]
Fry: What turned them to stone?
Farnsworth: [He slaps his head and sighs] Da Vinci was history's greatest artist and inventor. [He pulls up the head of Da Vinci, revealing a button. He presses it. A shelf rises into the ceiling, revealing a lit cabinet with various sketches and models on shelves.] Voila! He invented flying machines, war engines, submarines.
Fry: [He takes a beard from the cabinet] Uh-oh! Nibbler died in the wall.
Farnsworth: That's not Nibbler. That's my most precious possession. Leonardo's beard! I paid a fortune for it at an auction of historic body parts. I suppose if I have an Achilles Heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction. [He shows Fry a glass foot with a heel bone in it.]
Fry: [Wearing the beard] Indeed so. Most indeededly.