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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the ''Countdown to Futurama'' post "Just Take the Damn Picture" - of 22 May 2012.]'' <ref>{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/23552096012/countdown-to-futurama-just-take-the-damn-picture|title=Countdown to Futurama: Just Take the Damn Picture|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-05-22|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-05-22}}</ref> | |||
:''['''Scene''': A room with a red floor. Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy, Fry, Leela, Farnsworth and Bender are contemplating an aquarium. The shadows of a few fish pass through those of the crew.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Picture time! ''[Bender raises his left hand - which is holding his camera.]'' Everybody get together. ''[Bender takes a few steps back and points at the others with his right hand. The others complain. Bender places the camera in front of his eyes and then lowers it.]'' Hang on. I need a tripod. ''[Bender raises his right hand and then begins holding the camera with both hands again.]'' Lemme just extend the old third leg. ''[Bender becomes taller, returns to his normal height and looks at his camera.]'' Ooh, yeah. ''[Our camera zooms out - revealing two children and a man to be in front of what looks like another aquarium and Bender to have grown a leg which makes him a tripod.]'' That's stable, baby. Just need to pick a lens. ''[Bender opens his door with his left hand, takes out a lens and places it on the camera.]'' Let's see. Zoom lens? ''[Leela, Farnsworth, Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg are smiling. Fry - whose arms are up - is behind them. Bender's camera shows Farnsworth's face and teeth - which are filthy.]'' [off camera] Nope. ''[Bender removes the lens from the camera.]'' [on camera] ''They Live'' lens? ''[Bender puts the lens in his cabinet, takes out another lens and places it on the camera. The camera shows Amy and Fry looking like zombies.]'' [off camera] Ah. So-so. ''[Bender removes the lens from the camera, puts it in his cabinet and takes out another lens.]'' [on camera] ''Twilight Zone'', "one minute into the future" lens?!? ''[Bender places the camera in front of his eyes. The camera shows Bender running after Calculon - who appears to be walking - with his three legs.]'' [off camera] Ooh! Calculon's going to be here. [on camera] Better get my camera ready!</poem> | |||
:''[Bender begins unscrewing the lens.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Leela]]''': Just take the damn picture!</poem> | |||
:''[Bender closes his door, points the camera at the others and presses a button.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': Lemme just adjust the focus. ''[Bender begins tinkering with the camera.]'' F-stop. Shutter speed... Oops! Outta film. ''[Bender opens his door and takes out a piece of film.]'' Hang on!</poem> | |||
:''[The others begin complaining. Bender opens up the camera and puts the film in it.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Amy]]''': Seriously?!?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Fry]]''': Again?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Hermes]]''': Film? ''[Hermes turns to his right - which is where Leela, Farnsworth, Fry and Amy are. Zoidberg - who is to his left - looks angry. Hermes shrugs.]'' Who uses film? ''[Hermes turns to Bender.]'' We've had digital cameras for a thousand years!</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': [angry] Digital?!? ''[Bender turns his head to his right, spits and turns his head back.]'' [back to normal] No digital camera can capture [happy] the warmth and grain o' good, ol' film.</poem> | |||
:''[Bender raises his camera with his right hand.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': [surprised] How can you even tell?!? ''[Farnsworth shrugs and points at Bender with his right hand.]'' [angry] Your eyes are [calm] digital cameras.</poem> | |||
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- [Note: This transcript is based on the Countdown to Futurama post "Just Take the Damn Picture" - of 22 May 2012.] [1]
- [Scene: A room with a red floor. Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy, Fry, Leela, Farnsworth and Bender are contemplating an aquarium. The shadows of a few fish pass through those of the crew.]
Bender: Picture time! [Bender raises his left hand - which is holding his camera.] Everybody get together. [Bender takes a few steps back and points at the others with his right hand. The others complain. Bender places the camera in front of his eyes and then lowers it.] Hang on. I need a tripod. [Bender raises his right hand and then begins holding the camera with both hands again.] Lemme just extend the old third leg. [Bender becomes taller, returns to his normal height and looks at his camera.] Ooh, yeah. [Our camera zooms out - revealing two children and a man to be in front of what looks like another aquarium and Bender to have grown a leg which makes him a tripod.] That's stable, baby. Just need to pick a lens. [Bender opens his door with his left hand, takes out a lens and places it on the camera.] Let's see. Zoom lens? [Leela, Farnsworth, Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg are smiling. Fry - whose arms are up - is behind them. Bender's camera shows Farnsworth's face and teeth - which are filthy.] [off camera] Nope. [Bender removes the lens from the camera.] [on camera] They Live lens? [Bender puts the lens in his cabinet, takes out another lens and places it on the camera. The camera shows Amy and Fry looking like zombies.] [off camera] Ah. So-so. [Bender removes the lens from the camera, puts it in his cabinet and takes out another lens.] [on camera] Twilight Zone, "one minute into the future" lens?!? [Bender places the camera in front of his eyes. The camera shows Bender running after Calculon - who appears to be walking - with his three legs.] [off camera] Ooh! Calculon's going to be here. [on camera] Better get my camera ready!
- [Bender begins unscrewing the lens.]
Leela: Just take the damn picture!
- [Bender closes his door, points the camera at the others and presses a button.]
Bender: Lemme just adjust the focus. [Bender begins tinkering with the camera.] F-stop. Shutter speed... Oops! Outta film. [Bender opens his door and takes out a piece of film.] Hang on!
- [The others begin complaining. Bender opens up the camera and puts the film in it.]
Amy: Seriously?!?
Fry: Again?
Hermes: Film? [Hermes turns to his right - which is where Leela, Farnsworth, Fry and Amy are. Zoidberg - who is to his left - looks angry. Hermes shrugs.] Who uses film? [Hermes turns to Bender.] We've had digital cameras for a thousand years!
Bender: [angry] Digital?!? [Bender turns his head to his right, spits and turns his head back.] [back to normal] No digital camera can capture [happy] the warmth and grain o' good, ol' film.
- [Bender raises his camera with his right hand.]
Farnsworth: [surprised] How can you even tell?!? [Farnsworth shrugs and points at Bender with his right hand.] [angry] Your eyes are [calm] digital cameras.
References
- ^ Matt Tobey (22 May 2012). Countdown to Futurama: Just Take the Damn Picture. (Comedy Centrl [sic].) Retrieved on 22 May 2012.
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