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'''Jason M. Majors''' is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.
'''Jason M. Majors''' is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.
==Favorite Quotes==
===[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]===
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.</poem>
<poem>'''Leela''': Animals?</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand  pounds.</poem>
:''[Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]''
<poem>'''Leela''': Wait! What about the animals?</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.</poem>
:''[The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]''
<poem>'''Leela''': Yes, but what about the animals?</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': The wha?</poem>
<poem>'''Leela''': The animals.</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.</poem>
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Revision as of 22:51, 2 July 2009

Jason M. Majors is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.

Favorite Quotes

Love's Labours Lost in Space

Farnsworth: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.

Leela: Animals?

Farnsworth: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.

[Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]

Leela: Wait! What about the animals?

Farnsworth: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.

[The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]

Leela: Yes, but what about the animals?

Farnsworth: The wha?

Leela: The animals.

Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.