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===[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]=== | ===[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]=== | ||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Leela''': Animals?</poem> | <poem>'''Leela''': Animals?</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.</poem> | <poem>'''Farnsworth''': That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.</poem> | ||
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===[[The Sting]]=== | ===[[The Sting]]=== | ||
<poem>'''Leela''': We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.</poem> | <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Leela''': That doesn't sound so dangerous.</poem> | <poem>'''Leela''': That doesn't sound so dangerous.</poem> | ||
Revision as of 22:56, 2 July 2009
Jason M. Majors is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.
Favorite Quotes
Love's Labours Lost in Space
Farnsworth: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.
Leela: Animals?
Farnsworth: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.
- [Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]
Leela: Wait! What about the animals?
Farnsworth: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.
- [The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]
Leela: Yes, but what about the animals?
Farnsworth: The wha?
Leela: The animals.
Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.
The Sting
Leela: We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission?
Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.
Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neuro-toxin can cause instant death.