User:Jason M. Majors

Jason M. Majors is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.

Species: Human
Planet of Origin: Earth
Voiced By: Himself
Born: November 24, 1989
Fan since: March 28^th, 1999 (1ACV01)
Joined: June 17, 2009
First Appearance: unknown

Biography

Jason M. Majors (who really does use his middle initial) was born in Detroit, Michigan in November of 1989. His first TV show was the Simpsons, which his parents are fans of. He'd grown up with cartoons like that.

Family

• James- Father
• Stephenie- Mother
• Garrett- Brother (deceased)

Languages Known

• English

Additional Info

Trivia

• Is a practicing Roman Catholic.
• Loves Starburst candies.
• Favorite drink of all time is Sam's Ginger Ale.
• Typically wears formal clothing.
• Has to wear special sunglasses at all times because of an eye disorder.
• Likes cherries
• Favorite holiday is the 4th of July because, as he says, "there's no better way to celebrate the birth of our nation than by getting drunk and setting off hazardous explosives."
• Frequently goes by many different pseudonyms over the Internet including Pwnisher and variants, King CAWisma (a misprint of charisma), and GoldShadow.
• His Xbox Live gamertag is AOA GoldShadow. He is a member of the AOA Clan.
• Likes to make prank phone calls. On more than one occasion, the police had been called.
• Is a fan of Disney films.

Love's Labours Lost in Space

Farnsworth: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.

Leela: Animals?

Farnsworth: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.

[Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]

Leela: Wait! What about the animals?

Farnsworth: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.

[The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]

Leela: Yes, but what about the animals?

Farnsworth: The wha?

Leela: The animals.

Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

The Sting

Leela: We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission?

Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.

Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.

Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neuro-toxin can cause instant death.

Appearances

• The Anti Twilight Movement (as Pwnisher)
• Newgrounds (as Pwnisher)
• YouTube (as Pwnisher248)
• MobyGames (as Jason M. Majors)

Contact Info

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