User:Jason M. Majors

Jason M. Majors is a user who assists websites in need. He is a big fan of Futurama.

Favorite Quotes

Love's Labours Lost in Space

Farnsworth: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.

Leela: Animals?

Farnsworth: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.

[Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]

Leela: Wait! What about the animals?

Farnsworth: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.

[The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]

Leela: Yes, but what about the animals?

Farnsworth: The wha?

Leela: The animals.

Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.