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'''Celebrated by''': [[Earthicans]] | '''Celebrated by''': [[Earthicans]] | ||
== Description == | == Description == | ||
In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "'''Xmas'''", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it | In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "'''Xmas'''", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by [[Santabot]]. | ||
== X-Mas Song == | == X-Mas Song == | ||
[[Image:The Two Santas.jpg|right|thumb|Santa Claus is gunning you down]] | [[Image:The Two Santas.jpg|right|thumb|Santa Claus is gunning you down]] | ||
Revision as of 08:26, 2 January 2007
Haunted by: Santabot
Celebrated Where: Earth
Celebrated When: 25th December (most likely)
Celebrated by: Earthicans
Description
In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "Xmas", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by Santabot.
X-Mas Song
Santa Claus is gunning you down
Name Referance: Santa Claus is coming to town
He knows if you've been sleeping,<br\> he knows when you're on the can,<br\> he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.<br\> Oh, You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,<br\> you're better off Dead, I'm telling you, dude.<br\> Santa Claus is gunning you down!<br\>