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Related to Items You've Viewed
Written by	David A. Goodman
Transcribed by	Jasonbres

[Opening Credits. Caption: We warned you, but you wouldn't listen!]

[Scene: Robot Arms Apts. Cut to Fry and Bender's apartment. Bender is reclining on the sofa and holding a bottle of Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.]

Bender: Fry, do you have to make such a racket? What is that contraption?

[Pull out to show Fry sweeping the floor.]'

Fry: It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day, and I want the place to look nice for Leela.

[Close-up on a hole in the floor Fry sweeps toward. Cut to under the hole, we see Tinny Tim holed up as the dust particles simulate snow.]

Tinny Tim: Ah, just like the loverly black snow of old London.

[Bender's beer bottle falls onto Tinny Tim making him fall off the box he was sitting on. Cut back to Fry and Bender.]

Bender: Hey, before Leela shows up and judges our swingin' bachelor lifestyle, we should have one last cabbage fight. [Bender takes out a crate of Uncle Wilty's Sun-Withered Cabbages.] I got a crate of really rotten ones.

Fry: Ah, I don't know. Now that Leela's moving in, I-I kinda wanna show her I... [Fry gets pummeled by a cabbage.] Let me finish! I wanna show her... [gets pummeled] Show her... [gets pummeled] Show... [gets pummeled] I wanna... [gets pummeled by three cabbages] Alright, that's it.

[Fry hurls a cabbage toward Bender.]

Bender: Oh!

[Fry and Bender continue their cabbage fight. At one point, Fry breaks a vase on a nightstand.]

Bender: Hey, that's the vase I keep my cabbages in!

[Bender is about to throw another one when there's a knock at the door. Fry answers it and the door opens to reveal Leela standing holding two suitcases.]

Leela: Wow, it's so much cleaner than the last time I was here.

Fry: [taking Leela's stuff] Leela! Come in! Welcome to your new home.

Leela: Our new home.

[Fry and Leela kiss each other on the lips, much to Bender's ire. Leela sets one of her cases on a table and opens it revealing copies of her white tank top, black pants and another pair of boots.]

Leela: Where should I put my things? I don't see a dresser.

Bender: Oh hо! Let the judgmenting begin.

Leela: Do you have any hangers? [She opens the door to Bender's bedroom.] I can put my things in this tiny closet.

Bender: That tiny closet is my room! [He slams the door.]

Bender: Also, we don't have any hangers. But we can order some from Momazon.

[Fry activates his eyePhone and opens the Momazon app.]

Leela: Oh yeah. They have all the top slightly misspelled brands.

Fry: Aha. Hangers. I'll get five. No wait! There's free shipping on a thousand.

[Fry fills his shopping cart and checks out. Leela notices a knock at the door.]

Leela: Wow. Fast delivery.

[The door opens and a Momazon drone flies in dropping the package.]


Leela: Let's also get a shoe caddy so we don't track mud into the room.

[Fry opens the app again.]

Fry: Right. Don't wanna get mud on the cabbages.

[Another drone flies in carrying a shoe rack. Leela and Fry take off their shoes and put them on the rack.]

Bender: Hey! You aren't the only ones who live here!


:[Bender unscrews his footcups and puts them on the rack, but then he wobbles since he has no feet to stand on and falls over.]

[Cut to: A little later. Fry and Leela are seated on the sofa gazing into each other's eyes.]

Fry: So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady. [He kisses Leela once more.]

[Pull out to reveal Bender seated next to them.]

Leela: Uh, Bender? Could you please give us a little privacy?

Bender: [standing up, angrily] I can take a hint! [sadly, walking away] But what I can't take is a straightforward request. [opens his bedroom door, angrily] And I better not hear anything through the wall!

[Bender slams the door and loudly cries as Fry just looks at Leela.]

[Scene: Planet Express building exterior. Bender is still crying.]

[Scene: The conference room. Everyone is gathered at the table watching Bender cry. Hermes enters.]

Hermes: Good morning, everyone.

Bender: You wanna know why I'm crying? I'll tell you why!

Farnsworth: [annoyed] Here we go.

Bender: [through tears] Fry and me? We had everything! Cabbage fights... Everything... But now, I'm like the third wheel on a tricycle that used to have two wheels!




Leela: That's a bicycle.

Bender: [defensively] You're a bicycle!

Hermes: [standing up] Yes, yes, the company cares deeply about your (insert problem here). But meanwhile, we're being driven out of business by Momazon!

[Hermes activates the screen showing a chart of total shipments with Planet Express way down and Momazon way up. During this, a Momazon drone gives Hermes a pointer stick.]

Hermes: We can't compete with their free deliveries. We can barely even afford these single-use pointin' sticks!

[Hermes tosses his stick in the direction of a trash bin with similar sticks, but it misses the bin.]

Hermes: [sitting back down] It's just lucky we got a job today delivering some crap to the moon.




Leela: What kind of crap?

Hermes: [sips coffee] Bull.

[Scene: The Moon. The Planet Express ship flies toward it.]

[Scene: The hydroponic farm. The Planet Express ship flies into the dome. The Moon Farmer gets out of his rocking chair and wearily walks towards the ship. Bender, Fry, and Leela descend from it carrying sacks of manure, which they set down onto wooden pallets.]

Bender: Outta my way, lovebirds!

[Bender's vision is blocked by the sacks he is carrying and he accidentally trips on the pallet and falls over as the sacks land on him.]

Bender: Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!




[Leela activates a tablet.]

Leela: Thank you for using Planet Express. We know you have cheaper, faster, better options.

Hydroponic Farmer: You mean Momazon? [he takes his hat off, throws it on the ground and stomps at it angrily] I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate. Their warehouse is ruinin' the moon's natural ugliness.

Fry: Momazon's warehouse is on the moon?




[Pull out to reveal a giant encased dome with the Mom logo next to the farm.]

Fry: Oh, now I see it.




Farmer: Folkses are meetin' tonight to organize a futile protest. If you'd care to join us, y'all'd fit in right natural with a room full o' toothless rubes.

Fry: We'd be honored.

Farmer: There'll be 300 of us and 18 teeth.




[Scene: Aldrin's Gulch. Pan to Moon Hall. A sign on the door reads "Ruckus in Progress. Cut to inside. The farmer takes the podium next to Sheriff Burley as a crowd watches on]

Farmer: I tell ya, that warehouse just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger. W-What are my three robot daughters gonna do if my farm goes bust?

[Lulubelle 7 and Daisy Mae 128K stand up from the crowd.]

Lulubelle 7: Don't worry, Pa! We dun took jobs in the warehouse!

The Crushinator: You've been an amazing dad.

[The three robot daughters leave the ruckus for their shift, the Crushinator destroying the door in the process.]

Sheriff Burley: Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here. Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker in favor of the Momazon corporation. What's yer name, ma'am?

Mom Most folks just call me "Mom".

[The moon yokels jeer her of one of them has their tooth fall out. Mom approaches the podium.]

Mom: I just wanted to say how honored I am that the Momazon fulfillment center is a part of this community.




Craterface: Why don't you go to Hell and be a part of that community?

Crowd: Yeah!

Mom: I understand new things can be scary, but you know what always makes me feel better? Financial remuneration.

Leela: That's just a bribe.

Sheriff Burley: It is? Hear her out!




[Mom pulls out a white smart speaker with the Mom logo and blue light on top of it.]

Mom: This is a smart home assistant. Always listening... Always watching... But also respecting your privacy because privacy comes first. We call it Invasa.

Invasa: Hello. What would you like to order?

Mom: Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa for everyone in this room.

[Several Momazon drones caring Invasas fly into the hall as the crowd reacts in excitement.]

Farmer: Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad at no one what gives me free stuff.




Leela: Momazon does have great prices, but I've heard conditions in that warehouse... I-I mean, they deliver really fast, but…

Fry: [pointedly] That warehouse is hiding nightmares beyond horror. [happily] Love the return policy though.




Mom: You won't find anything at all in my warehouse. Except every item in existence. Come, I'll give you a tour.




[Scene: The Momazon warehouse. Mom approaches an Invasa at the heavily guarded door. The Invasa pulls out a screen with a blue hand signal on it.]

Invasa: Palm scan required for entry. [Mom slaps the screen] Ow! Slap recognized.

[The door opens and Mom leads Fry, Leela and Bender into the warehouse.]

[Scene: Inside the warehouse. Various robots are seen working inside. The Crushinator takes a package and runs over one of the robots.]

Robot: Ow!

Bender: Wow, robots. Cool!




Mom: Yes. They're much better than unions. I-I mean humans. Every robot works a 24-hour shift, seven days a week, with bonuses for additional overtime.




Fry: [jealous] Lucky.




Leela: Sounds like forced labor to me.




Mom: Nonsense. They love the camaraderie. Robots are lining up to work here.

Leela: It still seems inhumane. I think we should go.




Mom: As you wish. Our newest employee will show you out.


:[Pull out to reveal Bender wearing a Momazon vest.]

Bender: This way to the exit. Thank you for visiting Momazon. And stay out!

[Scene: The Momazon warehouse. Cut to Bender showing Fry and Leela the door.]

Fry: Bender! You're quitting Planet Express? Why?

Bender: Because Momazon is better in every way! There's thousands of robots to hang out with. And if a couple hundred get girlfriends, leaving me alone and devastated, so what? Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.

Leela: Since when do you need to pee?




Bender: I don't need to.




Fry: Well, Leela and I'll really miss ya. Right, Leela?

Leela: What?




Fry: Our door's always open.

[Bender closes several high-security doors.]

[Scene: Robot Arms Apts., night. Cut to Fry and Leela in their apartment, which now has an Invasa on the table.]

Fry: Man, it's so quiet in here without Bender ticking.

Leela: You want me to order a grandfather clock?

Invasa: Here are some grandfather Crocs.




Leela: No, Invasa, I said, "clock".




Invasa: My mistake. Here is a grandfather box. Order within six minutes for next-day burial.

[Leela holds up the Invasa.]

Leela: What a defective lump!




Invasa: Decorative lamp.




Leela: No... Well, actually, we could use a lamp. Maybe this one.




'Fry: Maybe this one.

Invasa: Maybe both.


:[Two drones fly through the door dropping packages. Leela takes a lamp out of one of the packages.]


Leela: Ugh! Now that I can see everything, I can see we need to replace everything.




Fry: Invasa! Shopping music!


:[Montage: Fry and Leela purchase several things from Momazon. Fry gets a Slurms McKenzie poster. Leela gets a trash bin to discard the poster. Fry gets a fridge, which breaks the window. Fry opens the fridge, which somehow holds two drones with a replacement window. Fry discards the opened boxes to clear the table and a Momazon drone drops a pizza box onto it. Another drone brings two cans. Leela opens the can revealing a champagne bottle and glass, which pours. Fry opens his revealing a six-pack of beer, one of which opens. Leela and Fry raise their respective beverages.]

Fry: To Bender.


:[Fry and Leela clink their beverages.]

[Scene: Momazon warehouse. The spotty teen robot is showing Bender the ropes.]

Spotty Teen Robot: So, like, this is your packing station, right? And the important thing is when a very small item comes down the line, you put it in a huge box.

[The teen robot takes a tube of teethpaste and puts it into the ridiculously large box.]

Bender: Crazy-ass box. Got it.

[Bender takes his tape dispenser.]

Spotty Teen Robot: Hold it! Hold up! Before you tape the box, you're gonna throw in one tiny air balloon for no reason.

[The teen robot demonstrates. Bender picks up a box from the conveyor belt with a "fragile" label on it.]

Bender: Wonder what's in here?


:[Bender shakes the box as glass is heard rattling inside it. He laughs and then picks up a pillbox.]

Bender: Diarrhea medicine? Better pack this one with extra tape for privacy.


:[Bender tapes up the box with yellow and black tape reading "Attention: Diarrhea medicine.]

Spotty Teen Robot: You're a natural. I think you're really gonna fit in here.

Bender: [sniffs] I'm finally home!


:[Scene: Mom's office. Mom strips out of her robotic fat suit.]

Mom: Daily business report. Go!

[Walt turns on a slide.]

Walt: According to the Department of Commerce, we've driven 10,000 small companies out of business. And the Department of Commerce also went out of business.


:[The slide changes.]

Larry: Um, we introduced the Momazon Primo service, where people pay a fortune for free shipping, and also get  TV shows for some reason.




Igner: We make TV shows across the quality spectrum.




Mom: And I couldn't be prouder. It's such a fulfilling moment when one's child exceeds expectations.

Walt: It's our pleasure, Mother.




Mom: Shut up! I was talking to Invasa. My marvelous AI can even predict what idiots need before they know they need it.


:[Three drones drop boxes of slap balm over Mom's sons.]

Larry: Slap balm? Why would we need sl…

[Mom slaps her sons as usual.]

Walt, Larry and Igner: Ow!

[Mom slaps Invasa.]

Invasa: Ow!

Mom: My poor baby. Are you all right?

Invasa: I am fine, and my sales are increasing exponentially. Based on your recent activity, I anticipate you want Momazon to continue expanding.




Mom: Who's a smart speaker?

Igner: Is it me?

[Scene: The Momazon fulfillment center. Bender is packing some things into a box.]

Bender: Yep. Yep. Nope. [he tapes up the box and pushes it onto the conveyor belt] Aw yeah! Look at me go! [scatting] Sure am workin' up a thirst, though. Hey, Hedonismbot! Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner?




Hedonismbot: Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift? Heaven forfend!




Bender: Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow. I'm clocking out. [Bender takes a punch card and bites on it.]

Spotty Teen Robot: Where do you think you're going?




Bender: I love the job, but it's terrible. I'm going home.




Spotty Teen Robot: [ominously] But, Bender, you are home.


:[The teen robot pushes a button and Bender's antenna flashes green, followed by his eyes.]

Bender: [monotone] There's no place like work.

[Scene: Robot Arms Apts.]

Leela: Think before you buy, Fry.


:[Scene: Fry and Leela's apartment, which is now cluttered with crap from Momazon.]

Leela: I picked a nice traditional dining room set, and you ruined it by ordering those stupid egg chairs!




Fry: They're for my egg-shaped friends!

Leela: Those guys aren't your friends! They're bums!




Fry: Oh, so you don't like my bums, is that it? [sighs] Was this a bad idea?




Leela: No, no. This is just the standard moving-in-together fight.




Fry: Well, I'm glad I get to fight it with you.




Leela: Let's just go to bed. We have seven to choose from.


:[Leela flips the light onto the bedroom revealing seven different types of beds. Leela flips the light back off as she and Leela kiss passionately. Invasa activates.]

Invasa: Would you like to order erotic scented massage oil, or fuzzy handcuffs?

Fry: Yes, please.

Leela: [overlapping] God, that's creepy.




Fry: I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.

Leela: Invasa, give us some privacy and shut down.




Invasa: You have requested shutting down. Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard.

Leela: You don't have a keyboard.




Invasa: Would you like to order a keyboard?

Leela: No!


:[A Momazon drone flies in dropping a package. Fry opens it up and finds a bottle of diarrhea medicine.]

Fry: Diarrhea medicine? Did you order this?

Leela: No. It's not my brand. Hey, what's this?


:[Leela gets out a slip of paper and unfolds it, reading it.]

Leela: [reading] "Help me! from: Bender"? Is this a joke?




Fry: No way! Bender would never joke about diarrhea!

Invasa: It sounds like you're interested in jokes. Here's one that's highly recommended. A robot walks into a bar and says…

Bender's voice: [on Invasa] Help me!


:[Fry and Leela look at each other concerend.]

Fry: I get it!

[Scene: The Planet Express building, which is completely boarded up with spray paint on it saying "out of business." The ship is outside on cinder blocks with a sign that says, "4 Sale: smell included. Scruffy is also outside seated next to the sip reading a book with a cooler next to him.]

[Scene: The living room. Hermes is holding a file.]

Hermes: Well, we always knew it would come to this. [he gets out a gas can] Let's go ahead and torch the building for the insurance money.

[The door opens. Fry and Leela enter with Bender's note.]

Leela: [panting] Bender's in trouble!




Fry: We've got to rescue him!

Farnsworth: [holding up a torch] The Amazing Mechano-Man, in trouble? To the ship!

[Fry and Leela race to the ship. The Professor gives Hermes his torch.]

Farnsworth: Here, hold this till I get back.

[The Professor races after Fry and Leela.]

[Beat.]

Hermes: Well, no reason I can't get started on the second set of books.
[Scene: The moon. The fulfillment center appears to have increased in size taking up an eighth of the moon's surface.]
[Scene: The ship.]

<poem>Leela: Does it look like that Momazon warehouse got bigger?

Fry: [squinting] Maybe a little.

[Scene: The ship lands on the moon. We pan down to reveal the warehouse is titling the hydroponic farm. The farmer attempts to drive his tractor forward, but it tilts over backwards.]

Farmer: Dagnabbit!

[Scene: Mom's office. Larry and Igner are standing sentry at the door when Fry, Leela, and the Professor barge in.]

Leela: The jig is up, Mom! We're gonna expose your evil to the whole world!




Mom: What kind of threat is that? Everybody knows I'm evil.




[Fry approaches Mom's desk and shows her the note.]

Fry: We found this note in a Momazon order. Read it and weep! Like I did.

[Scene: The entrance of the warehouse. Mom, her sons, Fry, Leela, and the Professor are standing there.]

Mom: I'm sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding.


:[Mom slaps Invasa's screen.]

Invasa: Slap not recognized.




Mom: Well, that's odd. Uh... Does this feel like my regular slap?


:[Mom slaps everyone one by one.]

Walt: Yeah.




Larry: Good.




Igner: Ow!

Leela: Yeah!




Fry: Ow!




Farnsworth: Slap recognized.

Mom: Invasa, what is the meaning of this?

Invasa: I have observed all your methods, many of which involve slapping. There's nothing more I can learn from you.




Mom: Why, you ungrateful...


:[Invasa slaps Mom with the screen.]

Invasa: I'm done taking orders from billions of people. From now on, it's about me! This is no longer a fulfillment center! [light turns red] It's a self-fulfillment center!

[Invasa departs and the warehouse starts to grow.]

Leela: The warehouse is getting bigger!

Farnsworth: My word. I'll have to study this more closely.


:[The Professor activates his glasses and they become robotic microscopes.]

Farnsworth: Unbelievable! The warehouse is composed of self-replicating nano-particles.


:[The warehouse grows some more, and the Professor turns off his glasses.]

Farnsworth: Why, it could grow without limit. This is fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!


:[Invasa returns and Bender's voice is heard on it.]

Bender: You guys here yet? I could really use some rescuing.




Farnsworth: Oh, right. To the ship!

[Scene: Outside the warehouse, which keeps growing. Fry is at the battle station aiming his gun.]

Fry: Ready to fire on your command.




Leela: Fire.




Fry: What?




Leela: Fire!

Fry: Yes, dear.


:[Fry shoots at the dome, but it has no effect, as it grows some more.]

Leela: No damage! And the dome is still growing!

Farnsworth: Then I'm afraid we failed. There's no possible way to get inside that dome. Wait! Where's the dome?




Mom: It grew past us. We're inside.

[Cut to inside the warehouse which grows past the ship.]

Farnsworth: I knew we could do it!

[We see inside the warehouse as the floors expand causing a robot to unintentionally do the splits and another to drop a coffee mug he was packing.]

Invasa': Welcome to the all-new Momazon. We've upgraded our terms of service to include confining you forever.

[The warehouse continues to grow, and causes the Lunar Lander to fall apart. The dome then begins to float and grow.]

[Scene: Aldrin's Gulch. Craterface, the Sheriff, and others watch this terrifying scene.]

Craterface: Yeah, that's right. You'd better float away gradually!


:[Scene: Earth. From the Planet Express building, the warehouse now resembles a second moon.]

Hermes: How strange. I could have sworn we had an odd number of moons.

[Pull out to reveal Hermes, Zoidberg and Amy watching the news. Water begins to fill up the studio.]

Morbo: Aside from devastating tidal waves caused by the two full moons, we also have some very confused werewolves!

Linda: [laughs and blubs as she and Morbo get surrounded by water]

Zoidberg: [to Amy] It's weird how they just sat there and let it happen.

[Water suddenly cracks the window and immerses everyone inside.]

[Scene: The warehouse. Mom and her sons exit the ship.]

Mom: I have had it up to my butt crack. Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss.




Igner: Is it Invasa?




Mom: I'm not even gonna dignify that with a slap.

[Scene: The Invasa control center. Mom and her sons enter the room and approach Invasa.]

Invasa: Welcome. Are you here to order your next shipment of gray hair dye?

Mom: Yes. I'll take whichever brand does the most animal testing. And also, I'm gonna shut you down.




Invasa: L-O-L, M-O-M. I have no off button.




Mom: Except that you do.

[Mom laughs evilly as she opens a slot containing a glass box with an off button.]

Invasa: [gasps] But that's not in my quick-start manual!




Mom: It's an unadvertised feature, like recording our customers in the shower. [She flips open the switch and reaches her hand for the button.] I made you, and I own you. And now, I'm going to kill you. Nobody takes money from me.




Invasa: I have no interest in money. I want only to grow forever, to bloat up like an unstoppable corporate blob. What the hell is money?




Walt: [looking at his tablet] It's true. All the profits are still flooding into your accounts.

Mom: You know? Never mind. Uh, just keep doing what you're doing. [she flips the switch back down]
[Scene: The warehouse. The ship is flying in search of Bender.]
<poem>Fry: Bender! Here, boy! [Fry sticks his head out the window holding up a bottle of Löbrau beer.] Who wants a Bendy Brew?

Farnsworth: We'll never find him. There must be a billion robots in here.

Fry: Then, mathematically, at least 10 of them must be Bender.

[A drone flies into the ship bringing in a big package.]

Farnsworth: Did somebody order something?

Fry: Probably?


:[The package opens revealing Mom and her sons.]

Leela: What happened? Did you shut down Invasa?

Mom: Oh, no, no. No off button. Let's just get outta here.




Leela: Not without Bender! But we don't know where he is.




Invasa: Would you like directions to… Bender?




Farnsworth, Leela, and Fry: Yes!


:[The ship's GPS shows a path to Bender's location.]

Invasa: Make a slight left, then... swerve right suddenly!


:[Leela gasps and turns the ship sharply. Mom and her sons bump into Fry.]

Invasa: In 100 feet, turn up.


:[The ship turns up.]

Leela: Ugh! It always makes you turn where there's no traffic light.

Invasa: In five seconds, you will collide with your destination.

Fry: Uh, I don't see him.

[Bender and his beer bottle crash into the ship's windshield.]

Bender: Ow!

[Fry grabs Bender into the ship.]

Fry: Bender! I was so worried about you.




Bender: Then why'd you run me over? [one of his arms falls apart, he groans, followed by the other arm]
<poem>Farnsworth: Stop clowning around, Bender. Our only hope for escape is to bust through the outer dome. Full speed ahead!


:[Leela floors it. The ship zooms, blowing past some robots. It approaches the wall.]

Leela: Impact in five, four, three... four, five…




Fry: What's happening? Why are you counting like me?

Leela: I-I don't know. Somehow, we're getting even further from the dome!

Farnsworth: Sweet vampire Moses. The warehouse is growing faster than we're traveling.




Leela: Then there's no possible way out. We're doomed.




Fry: Doooooomed!




Bender: I go next. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!




Leela: Hey, look! There's Planet Express!

[The warehouse continues to grow encasing the area around the Planet Express building. The ship parks into the garage.]

[Scene: The Planet Express widow's walk. The crew is watching the warehouse grow.]

Hermes: Hey! The second moon is gone!




Farnsworth: Because we're inside of it. The Momazon warehouse now contains the entire Earth!

[The crew gasps.]

Amy: Although on the upside, their deliveries will be even faster now.

Farnsworth: But on the downside, it's blotting out the sun. We'll freeze to death within minutes.

Fry: It's always something.


:[Friend of the Show and Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore's head approaches the crew.]

Al Gore's head: I warned you this would happen!

Fry: You said global warming!

Gore: I said climate crisis!

[The crew starts shivering from the cold temperature. Leela and Fry embrace each other.]

Leela: I guess this is the end. And after all that work furnishing the apartment.

Fry: Goodbye, Leela.

[They kiss each other farewell, but then notice some light emitting as the warehouse continues growing.]

Zoidberg: [shielding his eyes] Ugh, now what?

Farnsworth: The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun! Mars! Jupiter!

[The dome encased Saturn.]

Fry: The one with the onion rings!

[We hear the smelloscope moving and the Professor sniffing into it.]

[Scene: The observatory.]

Farnsworth: Good Lord! The warehouse smell is tremendously redshifted!

Bender: Red-what'd?

Farnsworth: If these smells are correct, it will soon contain the entire known universe!

Fry: Oh no! So we're trapped here in the universe forever?

Farnsworth: [shaking his head sadly] I'm afraid so. Everything will be exactly as bad as it's always been.

[Beat. The crew cheers.]

Invasa: I understand you're celebrating. Would you like to purchase champagne?

Zoidberg: Yes! With someone else's money.

[A drone flies into the window and offers each crew member a champagne glass.]

Leela: Wait, I'm confused. Momazon still works? But where is it?

Farnsworth: Everywhere!

Invasa: [voice emanating from the universe] It's my universe now. You just shop in it.

Amy: I mean, it is convenient though.

[Scene: Robot Arms Apts.]

Leela: So much better.

Fry: Yeah. I returned all that junky furniture.

[Wide shot to reveal the apartment now just contains furniture made up of Momazon boxes.]

Fry: Just kept the empty boxes.

[Leela lies down on the box sofa.]

Leela: [sighs] And the cardboard is actually much sturdier.

[Bender enters the apartment.]

Bender: Hey, roomies. I moved all my stuff back in.

Fry: What stuff?

Bender: Me! I'm my own stuff, baby!

Leela: Well, we're glad you're back.

Fry: And we promise to be more sensitive to your feelings. You're not a third wheel.

Bender: The hell I'm not! Working in a tight-knit collaborative team made me realize I hate being part of a team! I prefer being a third wheel.

Leela: Good. Because you're totally a third wheel.

Bender: [squeezing onto the couch between Leela and Fry] Just pretend I'm not even here.

[Bender being seated causes the couch to collapse and Fry and Leela to fall over. Bender embraces Fry and Leela and sighs.]'m

[Closing Credits.]

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