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Miss Universe Pageant, 3001
Unknown finalist: Winner: Miss Vega 4, Gladys Lennox Unknown finalist: Jellyfish Nurse Unknwon finalist: Amazonian Unknown finalist: Miss Unnamed Planet #2856-B 9th finalist: Miss Methane Planet, Halatina Smogmeyer 10th finalist: Miss Earth's Moon, The Crushinator.

Prize: atomic tiara

[Scene: Miss Universe Pageant. The contestants are all lined up ready for the winner to be announced.] Barker: Alright, let's put an end to this pathetic hoedown. Brannigan, read the thing.

[singing] There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird.

Miss Parallel Universe pageant tomorrow.