List of products

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

π-in-1 Oil
First Appearance: Insane in the Mainframe Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.

Type: Commercial.

Admiral Crunch
First Appearance: The Series Has Landed Description: Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. It seems Crunch has been promoted to Admiral.

Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray
First Appearance: When Aliens Attack Description: A spray that assumes the shape of a bikini, army clothing, or whatever suits the situation.

Type: Unknown, something may suggest Professor Farnsworth made it.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies
First Appearances: A Fishful of Dollars

Description: Ancient extinct anchovies.

Type: Possibly commercial, probably went of business when the anchovies became extinct.

Arachno Spores
First Appearances: Description: The fatal spore with the funny name! Type: Commercial.

Archduke Chocula
First Appearances: The Series Has Landed

Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula.

Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow
First Appearances: Space Pilot 3000

Description: Food that has no flavour.

Slogan: Bachelor Chow, now with flavour.

Type: Commercial.

Bamboo Boogie Boots
First Appearances: Three Hundred Big Boys

Description: Boots that turn into bamboo stilts.

Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans
First Appearances: A Leela of Her Own

Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela.

Type: Commercial.

Bendërbrāu
First Appearances: The Route of All Evil

Description: Made inside Bender this beer was originally made so the PE crew could drink cheaper beer.

Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.

Type: Private.

Bender's Favorite
First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos
First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes
First Appearances: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Big Pink
First Appearances: War is the H-Word

Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum containing bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew.

Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream
First Appearance: Less than Hero Description: A cream that gives humans superpowers.

Type: Unknown.

Dutch Butts
First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.

Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds
First Appearance: Description: Human rinds.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Gobbler Weiners
First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys

Description: A 30th Century Turkey Dog.

Type: Commercial.

Hairibo
First Appereance: Bender's Big Score Description: Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets Haribo from Germany.

Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble
First Appearance: War is the H-Word Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.

Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop
First Appearance: Roswell that Ends Well

Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of Jiffy Pop.

Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts
First Appearance: I Second that Emotion

Description: Nibbler likes it a lot and Fry bought some for Seymour.

Slogan: If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!

Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer
First Appearance: The Route of All Evil

Description: A brand of beer. Its name and shape is based on a Klein bottle.

Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar
First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys

Description: A very special cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar is made from the U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.

Type: Speciality.

Lightspeed Briefs
First Appearance: A Fishful of Dollars

Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.

Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum
First Appearance: War is the H-Word Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.

Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer
First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000 Description: A popular product LöBrau Beer was frozen with Fry for 1000 years. Strangely whilst most 20th Century products went out of business LöBrau still exists in the 31st Century so it must be popular. The name is supposed to sound like lowbrow, though it would be pronounced lewbrow if the umlaut is considered. This brand clearly refers to the German brand Löwenbräu which is very popular in the USA.

Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears
First Appearance: Love and Rocket Description: These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".

Type: Commercial.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil
First Appearance: Bendin' in the Wind Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick.

Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron
First Appearance: Description: Molten lava.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil
First Appearance: A Fishful of Dollars

Descripton: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular Oil brand.

Slogan: Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton
First Appearance: Spanish Fry Description: A brand of wine.

Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that fills a glass bottle with wine, and then corks it. It is then uncorked by a separate bottle opener.

Type: Unknown.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Description: An encyclopedia of some sort that was only used once by Hermes. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.

Type: Unknown

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor
First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000

Descripton: A alcohol drink commonly drunk by Bender which can also replenish his health. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.

Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy
First Appearance: The Series Has Landed

Descripton: A Luna Park version of Cotton Candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.

Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot
First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000

Descripton: A alcohol drink containing metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer

Type: Commercial.

Popplers
First Appearance: The Problem with Popplers Description: Popplers are a product sold to Fishy Joe's. Unknown to everyone they were actually Omicronian young.

Type: Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.

Red Minotaur
First Appearance: Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink. Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh
First Appearance: I, Roommate Description: Although only appearing once Robo-Fresh is a thriving product and so rich it sponsors All My Circuits. Slogan: Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot.

Type: Commercial.

Royal Kooparillo
First Appearance: Three Hundred Big Boys

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.

Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager
First Appearance: The Route of All Evil

Description: A brand of beer. It also refers to the brand "Samuel Adams".

Type: Commercial.

Shiz
First Appearance: The Why of Fry

Description: A soda drink.

Type: Commercial.

Slurm
First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000

Description: Secretly made in a Slurm Queen's behind Slurm is the most popular drink around.

Slogan: Slurm its highly addictive or Enjoy Slurm.

Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.

Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

 * See Slurmee

First Appearance: Fry and the Slurm Factory Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. Notes: A parody of Slurpee

Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products
First Appearance: Fry and the Slurm Factory (Mentioned)

Description: Various foods and drinks made of the species that eats it.

Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum
First Appearance: War is the H-Word

Description: A brand of bubblegum.

Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl
First Appearance: The Route of All Evil

Description: A brand of beer. Similar to the Klein Beer next to it it is name after a Mathematical principal and after the brand St. Pauli Girl.

Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter
First Appearance: When Aliens Attack

Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.

Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth
First Appearance: Description: The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.

Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender Dolls
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.

Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score

Description: A powder ground from the Network Executives at the Box Network.

Type: Commercial.

Zuban Cigars
First Appearance: Bender Gets Made

Description: The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of Cuban Cigars.

Type: Commercial.

Motto: "Just Add Fire!"