Transcript:Rebirth


 * ''[Scene: Exterior shot of Planet Express]
 * ''[Scene: Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory. The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy. Farnsworth: OK. Fry: That's all. [slicks his hair back to normal] [pause] Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns. Farnsworth: So!? What of it? Fry: Well, why is– those things?
 * [Farnsworth gasps.]

Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember? Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
 * [Farnsworth sighs.]

Farnsworth: Well, I suppose it's for the best, considering the unbearable horrors you've endured. Lets never speak of it again. [time lapse] It all began a few days ago. We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.
 * [Flashback: On the Nimbus.]

Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.
 * [Cut to Planet Express ship. Laser shots.  The crew shouts and screams.  Zapp begins yodelling.  Kif sighs in the same manner as Zapp.]

Farnsworth: [voice over; flashback] And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.
 * [The ship flies through the wormhole, arriving near Earth.]

Bender: Yeah, we're back.


 * [The crew cheers.]

Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth! Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama Wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!
 * [Zoidberg laughs.]

Zoidberg: How humorous. Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now! Amy: I get it!