Good news, everyone

"Good news, everyone" is the Professor's catchphrase, and is one of the most prominent catchphrases on Futurama, only contested by "Bite my shiny metal ass".

The Professor often uses it to introduce a mission for his crew to go on, but also for actual news. The phrase are used often to highlight the fact that it is most often not actually good news.

Variations
During its usage, the Professor has used different variants of his catchphrase, usually to highlight some actual change.
 * "Great news, everyone".
 * "News, everyone".
 * "Good news, anyone".
 * "Bad news, nobody".
 * "Bad news, everyone".
 * "Good news, everyones".
 * "Excellent happenings, people".
 * "Bad news, fancymen".