Grand Midwife

The Grand Midwife is an amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it.

Quotes
Kif: She's not with me. Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.
 * Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?