User:Fan Futurama

Who the hell is this guy?
This guy is (apparently) a blogger. He doesn't make sense. He doesn't accept the latest Portuguese Orthographic Accord. He refers to himself in the third person. He loves commas, and suspension points... But deep down, he's just a fan of mankind, despite all its fucking mistakes.

What does he like? Butter?

 * Favourite Character: The Professor
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 * Favourite Film:
 * Favourite User: You

Why couldn't I read FanFuturama.com?

 * Because... you don't speak Portuguese, dingus.
 * Well... and maybe because of my annoying writing too. That was probably it, yeah. I really do suck.
 * Oh! Also... Infospherics don't like blogs.