Love's Labours Lost in Space

Act I: "Most guys are put off by my eye."
Leela is in a restaurant, on a date with a guy named Doug. Things are going well, until she sees his "vile lizard tongue," of which she is immediately disgusted.

Act II: "I need the apartment tonight - go see a saucy puppet show."
After hearing about the date from Leela, everyone dismisses Leela as being too picky with the men she goes out with. Wanting to help, Amy, Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg take Leela to a trendy dance club, The Hip Joint, to find a man for Leela, most of whom Bender dismiss as being gay. While Fry ends up going home with a girl from the 21st century, Amy with an entity of pure energy, and Zoidberg with a lobster, Leela goes home alone (a kind janitor makes an advance on her before noticing her eye).

The next day at work, the Professor assigns them a mission in which they are to go and rescue endangered animals from a planet called Vergon 6 which was formally filled with dark matter, a substance currently used as spaceship fuel, but was mined completely hollow and is set to implode. This immediately piques Leela's interest, due to her concern for the safety of animals. On their way to the planet, Fry and Bender discuss with Leela her specific interests in a man. Leela describes her dream man as being adventurous and self-confident, and maybe a snappy dresser, currently unaware that an apparent contender, Zapp Brannigan, is nearby.

Act III: "Wow! The Zapp Brannigan!"
The crew notice Zapp Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, at Vergon 6. Leela appears to become smitten with him due to his reputation as being the most decorated officer in the DOOP, despite not having formally met him; however, it is already heavily implied that Zapp is actually a pompous buffoon. Leela decides to meet Zapp personally for help with the mission, but Zapp begins hitting on her instead. He then has them arrested as their mission breaks his law of interfering with other planets, despite the fact that it was his organization that interfered with Vergon 6 by mining it hollow. Zapp later has Leela sent to his room in an attempt to seduce her. Leela is unimpressed with his advances and states she would much rather go back to her holding cell than be in the same room with him. Suddenly, Zapp begins to cry and lament his loneliness as a captain. Leela is overwhelmed with pity for this man, as well as some sense of regret, and tries to comfort him; the next morning, she wakes up in horror to find that she has just slept with him.

Act IV: "I'll call him Nibbler."
Smug with satisfaction over "scoring" with Leela, Zapp releases them all and allows them to break his law, claiming that it won't be long before Leela's feelings for him would take over once more and cause him to come crawling back to him. Leela refuses to mention her run-in with Zapp to Fry and Bender. They begin scouring the planet as quickly as possible for animals and loading them onto the ship. In the process, Leela comes across a strange creature, whom she names Nibbler. While they are hunting for the last animals, Nibbler eats all the animals they have captured, much to their chagrin. Suddenly, the planet begins to implode, and they find that the ship's engines are dry. Fry and Bender suggest they turn to Zapp for help, but Leela refuses to "come crawling back" to him; Fry and Bender deduce from this, and the rest of her strange behavior, exactly what happened between her and Zapp. They chide Leela for ignoring her standards for men before pleading for her to ask for Zapp's help. Zapp agrees on the condition they leave Nibbler behind. Leela turns him down flat altogether, and the crew decides to wait for imminent death when Nibbler drops a load of dark matter in his litter box. They take the fuel to the engines, and they escape just in time before the planet implodes. They see that a few animals (very few, as a matter of fact) managed to survive and are living on a small rock that remains of the planet. Since "a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky," the mission is deemed a success. Leela appears (partially) content with finding Nibbler to keep as a companion instead of a man. Meanwhile, Zapp Brannigan's obsession with Leela begins...

Trivia

 * Creatures from Vergon 6 included:
 * Note: Several animals appear in the ship's hold that don't seem to correspond to an animal on the list.


 * When Nibbler drops the dark matter, the ship should not cause the planet to cave in, since the total weight of the ship (and the objects inside the ship) does not change at all. Similar weight variation occurs in later episodes, it is believed there's some sort of wormhole in the Nibblonian digestive system. This is supported by the end of
 * This episode is named #2 on IGN's list of Top 25 Futurama Episodes.

Quotes

 * Zapp Brannigan: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy... bam!
 * Kif: I suppose, Captain. I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are.
 * Kif: The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
 * Leela: So we have to bring back two of each kind. Just like Noah's Ark! Bender: Why two? Leela: (whispers something in Benders ear) Bender: Aw! Heheheheeh!
 * Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin? Leela: I wasn't aware you were such a connai-sewer. Zapp Brannigan: Well, I've studied abroad - or two. Hahahah!
 * Bender: He's pending for a bending!
 * Zapp Brannigan: Hmmm, that's got a nice feel to it.
 * Zapp Brannigan: I like your style, I find it very... erotic . Leela: What? Zapp Brannigan: Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!

Characters
(In alphabetical order)
 * Debut: 21st Century girl
 * Amy
 * Bender
 * Debut: Bolt Rolands
 * Debut: Doug
 * Dr. Zoidberg
 * Fry
 * Hermes
 * Debut: Kif Kroker
 * Leela
 * Debut: Lobster
 * Debut: M5438
 * Debut: Nibbler
 * Prof. Farnsworth
 * Debut: The Hip Joint Janitor
 * Debut: Zapp Brannigan

Outside References

 * Zapp Brannigan's character was inspired by Captain Kirk from Star Trek. To create the character, the writers imagined what it would be like if William Shatner himself, not James T. Kirk, were the captain of the Enterprise.
 * Kif Kroker is another derivative of Star Trek - based on the idea of Spock hating his captain, yet being dependant on him and doing his every whim.

Episode Credits

 * Writer
 * Brian Kelley
 * Director
 * Brian Sheesley
 * Voice Actors
 * Billy West
 * Katey Sagal
 * John DiMaggio
 * Lauren Tom
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * David X. Cohen
 * DVD commentary
 * Matt Groening
 * David X. Cohen
 * Rich Moore
 * Brian Kelley
 * Brian Sheesley
 * Scott Vanzo
 * John DiMaggio