Hank Aaron XXIV

Hank Aaron XXIV is a blernsball player and was temporarily the worst Blernsball player of all time because he never got a single hit. Ironically, the original Hank Aaron was considered the home run king. He lived in a museum and tried to prevent Leela from being worse than himself because he liked living there. But he was eventually replaced by Leela as the worst Blernsball player of all time because she never got a single out. Fortunately for him, he was still the worst football player.

Quotes

 * Leela:  It's even a crummy hologram. Hank Aaron XXIV:  I'm not a hologram, but I am crummy.
 * Hank Aaron XXIV: Ah, Wade Boggs! Goes down smooth!