Transcript:Commentary:A Big Piece of Garbage


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<!-- -MG Hey, welcome back, everyone. This is Matt Groening.

-SD This is Susan Dietter, I'm the director.

-LM This is Lou Morton, I wrote the episode.

-JD This is John DiMaggio, I play Bender and other characters.

-DXC I'm David Cohen, executive producer.

-RM And I am Rich Moore, the supervising director.

-LM That, I think, was the only joke used that year with the word "sumposia" in it.

-DXC In the world-- in the entire world. One of the only three uses of the word "symposia" even kinda in conversations that you...

DEATHCLOCK

-JD Yeah...

-MG No, they actually sell a death clock, where you put in your birthday and it calculates the amount of seconds you have left to live. I bought it.

-SD How much do they charge for it?

-MG I can't remember, but I bought-- that'll be really cool to have and I have bought it, and I entered my birthday and I watch it, and I got really depressed. Threw it away.

-JD Ah, Mr Bender's Wardrobe by Robotany 500. What's the-- how do people pitch those jokes? Who--?

-? We just have--

-JD Is there a pool?

-DXC The writers just, on a slow day, once in a while, we just have all the writers sit around draw up a list of those and then-- really, pretty hard to get one through; maybe we use one out of every twenty that are suggested, something like that.

-JD It's glee???.

-MG And the animation is so incredible. This is such a treat to look at, every week.

-RM Yay.

-JD Ah, men.

-LM Dave Herman again.

-JD Dave Herman as Wernstrom.

-DXC I like in that picture of the professor when he was young, the way he has orange hair, which tells that he is related to Fry. Nice touch there.

-SD Wernstrom is my mother's favourite character.

-LM He's come back a few times.

-SD [voice] "I just *love* Wernstrom". "So handsome".

-JD I just love the way Billy says, [professor] "oh, Wernstrom!" That's my favourite.

-SD Where did you get the name "Odgen"?

-LM I don't know...

-DXC Good answer.

-LM Interesting story about the name Odgen, now... I got nothing. Sorry, DVD buyers.

-DXC I love--

-JD The ship???!

-DXC I love the way Bender's hat balances on his antenna and rolls around here.

-LM This is another part of the script, where there is somewhere where there is a very long list of crappy wines that were not used.

-JD [Bender] "Big jug". [normal] Hey, actually, the actual voice of Ron Popeil!

-LM Real life Ron Popeil.

-DXC That's him.

-LM He came into record his voice and told us, "80 000 dollars".

-RM And still he eaten turkey jerky.

-LM Well, it's good, it's good turkey jerky, you can't--

-RM I'm not complaining.

-SD My brother in law told me yesterday that he bought the pasta maker by Oronko???.

-DXC And? Say something good about him, because it's a friend of the show you're talking about.

-SD He hasn't gotten it in the mail yet, but he has great expectations of fresh pasta. It also makes dessert pasta.

-? Oh this is the greatest. But wait, there's more!

-SD I love this fish.

-JD Yeah, that's the best.

-DXC The fish is named Cynamen after my cat Cynamen, that I had when I was young child.

-? Talk about a pasta maker.

-JD I love this, the look, just look at that! that's harsh

-LM I love how hard they hit the fish.

-SD I can beat Cynamen, my cat is named Booboo Kitty.

-DXC I'd say it's a tie.

-JD [deep] I never had a cat, 'cause I didn't like 'em.

-? So about that pasta maker...

-LM Man, I'm glad I didn't buy this DVD, because we're boring.

-DXC That's just Billy West rambling off script there, in a hilarious way.

-JD I think that's the fastest the professor has ever talked.

-RM And move.

-JD And moved! [professor mumbling]

-? It's one of those futuristic overhead projectors.

-DXC Hey, Rich Moore, Susie Dietter, why does that coffee stain look so familiar to me?

-SD Uh, I don't know.

-? Would that be...?

-SD The Rough Draft logo...

-DXC Ah, it's the logo of our animation studio, Rough Draft, snuck into that napkin.

-JD A coffee stain?

-SD Yeah...

-JD Kinda thing.

-DXC They couldn't afford a real logo.

-JD Aw, smearing.

-RM Now we made it worse.

-SD I love overhead projectors, they-- we don't use them enough.

-JD Dave Herman did such a great job as Wernstrom in this episode. He does-- he always does a great job.

-LM That looks like an Emmy, which, by the way, this episode was nominated for... an Emmy.

-? And won!

-LM And didn't win.

-? Didn't win?

-? Didn't win!

-DXC How dare they ???.

-LM We all dressed up as-- in black tie, we went to the Emmy's. Not the real Emmy's, mind you, the technical Emmy's and sat there for three hours while they gave awards to like documentaries about prisons, and then us, they gave the award to some other show, and they made me sit there for another hour before they finished dinner.

-DXC It was King of the Hill, just come rightout and admit it. We got beat by King of the Hill.

-SD How do you explain to your family and friends that it's not the real Emmy's? I found that very difficult. "It's not the real Emmy's".

-DXC You just tell them it's even better.

-LM I explained it like this--

-MG So good they don't televise it. Very exclusive.

-? Secret Emmy's.

-LM I-- I explain it like this, it's the real Emmy's. And if you didnt' see me on TV, it's because you weren't watching closely enough.

-DXC Love the smell-o-scope, beautiful design.

-JD This black noise, it's one of the funniest things-- ever. When he smells... when he finally smells the garbage.

-RM I think this is the first time we've ever been in that tower or--

-SD Yeah yeah.

URECTUM -? Hurray!

-DXC Because of that one joke, we've never been able to have our crew visit the planet Uranus. That orignated from our universe.

-SD They can go to Urectum.

-JD Here it comes.

The Funk-o-Meter That's the introduction of the Funk-o-Meter.

-SD We had to decide what was-- what a Funk-o-Meter would look like. But we decided to go simple.

-? Good colour.

-? Oh but, Burry Cumar, they had at our colour department did win an Emmy for this episode.

-SD Was it this one?

-DXC ACtually, it wasn't this one, it was--

-? ??? next episode.

-SD No, it was another one that I did, but it was-- you know, the Internet. When are you guys gonna give Leela a nice boyfriend?

-DXC They all get jealous.

Our first trip to the Internet.

-SD I love this. I just laughed and laughed when saw this.

-JD Billy West as the-- does a great narration for this part.

-DXC When we were first concieving the series, Matt and I were both interested in doing things that were pro-envorinmental messages and we've been trying to do one of these episodes per year with these really nice envorinmental messages, ??? butch???-- this is one not sure it's really nice, but an envorimental message.

-SD I saw a film-- didn't you see this when you were a kid? The same film.

-DXC The seagals are really perfect.

-JD "You know the one I mean". Remember we had to cut that out? The joke there-- "yeah we got it". You don't know still, people!

-? About another country?

-JD Oh yeah. [v] You know the one.

Haha, Maurice LaMarche... [v] "with gasto".

In Tijuana.

-SD Ew.

-DXC I love that expression on Fry's face, there. ???.

I also like the way Leela's hair blows out of the way when she talks there.

-SD This is the first time Mayor Poopenmayer was in the show, isn't it?

-JD David Herman once again.

-DXC Interesting thing about this episode, is that it-- as originally written, correct me if I am wrong, Lou, it was much much longer, and it originally introduced the character of Cubert, the professor's clone, and I think, really, one night before we had to record it, it was ten pages too long, and there went Cubert for another season.

-SD That's right, wasn't he originally in the cold opening?

-LM Yep.

-DXC He was all over the place. And there was a whole bunch of stuff of how Cubert was embarrased of his father, the professor and could they make up by the end and that kind of thing.

-MG I love this.

-JD It just takes its time.

That's Billy-- That's Billy West right there doing the--

-LM Our animation is great, but now we're going to look at this woman, blinking.

-SD First time for Morbo.

-LM First appearance for Morbo and Linda.

-DXC And this Maurice LaMarche as Morbo, and one of those things that's always been amusing; when he first did this voice, we thought, "oh, he's an alien, we'll lower the pitch, like eletronically" when we added the show, so that'll it sound spoky and alien. But then Maurice saw what we did and this episode and all future episodes, he lowered hihs voice to match this impossiblely lowered voice here. So we never had to change it again.

-JD That's pro-face.

-SD That's a 3D hologram.

-DXC I love the way he gets lit by it.

-JD So that's 3 dimentional animation within 2 dimentions?

-SD Oh yeah

-LM Originally, there was a joke in there where the ball had a core of Ikea furniture, which I-- which I-- standards in practises decided they like Ikea's money,--

_SD Wjhat about

-LM we shouldn't slam their furnutire--

-DXC And yet 3 season hence, there's antoher huge slam on Ikea, but..

-LM Is there? oh great

-SD I love it, it's funny.

-DXC Maybe they stopped advertising on Fox in the mean time.

-JD Armeggeddon.

-SD This movie wasn't out on type???, so we had to go to the theatre and remember what we saw and like went back to the studio and draw it.

-DXC How do you do that effect with the kinda 3D smoke around the garbage ball?

-SD That's 3D, that's-- Rich?

-RM It's a--

-SD Partical thing?

-RM Particals, yeah.

-SD Ah, the garbage planet.

-RM I remember we had to figure which direction the stars would be panning in every shot.

-SD Yeah.

That's my Beanie Baby.

_JD This is funny.

A tribute to Homer.

-DXC How did we ever get permission to use that footage?!

-SD How did he get that soda can holder around his neck?

-? Oh you, Internet geeks.

-MG It's just so much fun to watch this, because the writing is so great and every step of the way, the show takes a leap upward. I love the writing, but I love the voices and I love the animation and the music and all together, it's just amazing. For such a show that's complete fantasy, how much you believe what's going on.

-SD I thought this was really clever, the way he turns the numbers upside down.

-DXC We did too, which is why used a similar joke again in the next season's Christmas episode. This is the first of two big sequencecs that are based on the shapes of these digital numbers.

-LM We enventual came ot a point where we ran out of possible jokes to end act II, people were just screaming in terror. A very common thing to happen -->