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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=The Colonel<br />
|catname=Colonel<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Colonel.png|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Merfolk|Merman]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by=David Herman<br />
|family=[[Umbriel]], daughter<br />
|first appear={{e|2ACV12}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{about|the [[Merfolk|merman]]|for the [[Sewer Mutant]]|Colonel (mutant)}}<br />
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'''The Colonel''' is the father of [[Umbriel]]. He introduces the city, shows visitors around and shows a video featuring {{w|Donovan}}, which explains how Atlanta sank. He tries to convince visitors not to leave the city. He was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*He is based on Colonel Sanders of {{w|Kentucky Fried Chicken|KFC}}.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Colonel''': Welcome to Atlanta. Folks round these parts call me the Colonel. Here, have some breathers, courtesy of our Chamber of Commerce.<br />
'''[[Farnsworth]]''': This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository.<br />
'''Colonel''': Y'all enjoy your stay! Tourism's our main source of income round here, so see the sights, spend some money. Please don't leave!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Colonel''': Nice out of town folks, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel. Umbriel, these are some Yankees.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV12}}<br />
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[[Category:Creatures]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Bender_Bending_Rodriguez&diff=153273Bender Bending Rodriguez2015-10-06T18:16:06Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Bender Bending Rodriguez<br />
|image=[[File:Bender promo 2.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A [[promotional picture]] of Bender holding a cigar and a bottle of [[Olde Fortran]].<br />
|gender=[[Manbot|Male]]<br />
|birth date= [[2996]] {{et|6ACV06|6ACV10}}<br />
|age={{age|2998}} plus unknown thousands of years due to [[Bender's Big Score|continuous time travel]]; [[Roswell that Ends Well|head]] is 1055 years older than body, see [[#Age|age section]] for details <!-- please refrain from adding the comic book "fact", as it is not necessarily canon. --><br />
|type=p<br />
|job=Assistant Manager of Sales at [[Planet Express]]<br />
|voiced by=John DiMaggio<br />
|first appear={{e|1}}<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], [[Mexico]], [[Tijuana]]<br />
|species=[[Robot]] ([[bending units|bending unit]])<br />
|family=''See [[#Family|family]] section''<br />
}}<br />
'''Bender Bending Rodriguez''' (Model: '''[[bending units|bending unit]] 22''') is a bending unit (serial number: 2716057), who works at [[Planet Express]] as Assistant Manager of Sales, formerly chef of the company. He is one of the primary characters and is known for his "in-your-face interface". In his spare time, Bender molests children. Some of his victoms are Cubert Farnsworth, Dwight Connrad, and Justin Beiber. Bender also has the ability to have diarrhea. However, he lost it when he had diarrhea in Oby One Kenobis Mouth.<br />
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He weighs 525 pounds (238kg) and his central processing unit is a {{w|MOS Technology 6502|MOS Technologies 6502 processor}}. His arms and legs can be separated from the body and may act independently from it, and his head is able to survive without his body.<br />
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His internal fuel cells are recharged by drinking [[alcohol]] or any other liquid capable of delivering chemical energy, such as mineral oil or [[Dark Matter|dark matter oil]]. If he does not drink alcohol for a while, he suffers symptoms of intoxication, develops five-o'-clock rust around his mouth and leaks oil from his armpits. He carries a nuclear pile that seems to be composed of fissionable material, enabling the construction of miniature nuclear weapons.<br />
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Bender has a highly addictive personality, and his favorite pastimes are watching [[All My Circuits]], stealing things, drinking, and smoking. He lives in the [[Robot Arms Apartments]] with his roommate [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]. In spite of his general selfishness and family-sized ego, he has occasionally demonstrated a capacity for generosity, even self-sacrifice, where his good friends are involved.<br />
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One of Bender's life-long dreams is to be a folk singer&mdash;a dream he briefly lived when he toured with [[Beck]] ([[Bendin' in the Wind|3ACV13]]). Normally his inhibition unit keeps his musical urges under control, but it tends to shut down in the presence of strong magnetic fields (especially in close proximity to his head). Ultimately things turned out tragically; fortunately for Bender, he's a robot with many life-long dreams. Another is being a great chef, like his idol [[Elzar]]. He achieved this dream as well when he defeated Elzar on the show ''[[Iron Cook]]'' ([[The 30% Iron Chef|3ACV22]]).--><br />
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== Personality and abilities ==<br />
Bender is often selfish and insensitive to other people's emotions. At one point, he flushed Leela's beloved pet Nibbler down the toilet, and didn't feel bad about it until the Professor attached an empathy chip to his head, forcing him to feel other people's emotions. He is also quite vain, frequently bragging about how great he is. Bender has no qualms about committing crimes and often steals people's wallets or items from shops. He loves smoking and drinking, though as a robot he has to drink alcohol to keep him going. (The cigars just make him look cool.) Bender can also be cruel at times and even sometimes treats his own friends badly. He is also extremely lazy, and is often seen sitting around on the couch drinking a beer and/or watching television.<br />
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However, he is capable of caring for others and is close friends with Leela and Fry, even though he often acts obnoxious and mean towards them. Bender seems genuinely happy for Leela when she is reunited with her long lost parents and was devastated when he is ordered to kill Fry in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''. Considering he is still upset when he returns to the future it's possible he might have been mourning Fry for nearly a thousand years.<br />
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[[File:Countessdelaroca.png|thumb|right|Countess de la Roca {{et|1ACV10}}, one of the fembots he had a relationship with.]]<br />
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Bender also has a fair few romantic relationships with fembots, such as [[Countess de la Roca]] and [[Angle-ine]]. Bender can be quite emotional at times, despite stating that robots aren't supposed to have emotions, and is empathic towards turtles since they have hard shells and have difficulty getting up if they fell on their backs, two things they share in common with Bender. He also becomes the leader of a group of penguins at one point. Bender also idolised the Harlem Globetrotters and wanted to become one of them and started crying when they refused to let him join.<br />
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Bender also loves cooking though he had little talent for it and would often cook things that were either inedible or just barely edible. In certain episodes however, he has been able to make food successfully, making a cake for Nibbler's birthday party which was promptly eaten by the Nibblonian.<br />
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As a robot, Bender has quite a lot of abilities. He is able to stretch his arms long distances as well as record data in his head, once using this to get Richard Nixon to give him back his body. He also breathes fire whenever he burps and when he is terrified he sometimes ejects bricks from his backside which is his variant of defecation. (This is a reference to the slang phrase, to "s**t bricks", meaning to be very scared or surprised.) Although he usually only does this while in a state of shock, he has also done it after eating an {{w|Olestra}} potato chip from the 20th century. Bender is also very strong, even managing to bend a supposedly [[unbendable girder]]. <br />
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Bender is able to remove numerous parts of his body such as his head, arms, legs and even eyes. When he is staring at something or someone his eyes frequently extended out of his head. Like turtles he can withdraw into his chest when he chooses to. Bender can also survive in lava for a short time, though when he displays this ability his eyes melted as soon as he came out of the lava. Bender's body has also been used as a popcorn maker {{et|1ACV05}}, crock pot {{et|6ACV23}}, cannon (6ACV23), and steam engine (6ACV23).<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
[[File:Montholdbender.png|thumb|left|Bender when he was only a month old {{et|2ACV14}}.]]<br />
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=== Early years ===<br />
Bender Bending Rodriguez was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico by [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]]. Bender was built without a backup unit, which is meant to help him backup data so that if his body was destroyed he could upload his data into another body. Without this unit Bender was recognized as defective and therefore not to tarnish [[Mom]]'s Company he would need to be destroyed. However, [[Hermes]] (who worked at Mom's Robot Company back then) was in charge of destroying defective robots and chose not to kill Bender {{er|6ACV06}}. He authorized Bender's approval and Bender left the factory defective and mortal. He <!-- studied Bending at Bending State University --> minored in Robo-American Studies. As a bending unit, he spent his life before he met Fry bending girders to be used for suicide booths. After learning what the girders were for, he tried to kill himself, but was unsuccessful. He gave up on that when Fry claimed that he was his only friend in the future. Along with Leela and Fry, he joined Planet Express as a crew member.<br />
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=== You really want a robot for a friend? ===<br />
{{further|Season 1}}<br />
While waiting in line to kill himself on 31 December, 2999, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], who was clearly not familiar with suicide booths, stood in front of him, thinking it was a phone booth. Bender helped him along. But they managed to get out of the suicide booth alive. Bender soon learns that Fry is from the 20th Century and had been frozen for a thousand years.<br />
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But since Fry refused to get [[Career chip|assigned]] to his job, [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] was on his tail. Bender helped him escape through the [[Head Museum]] and soon down to [[Old New York]] below [[New New York]]. Here Leela finally caught up with them and agreed to help Fry. Bender decided to stay with them and they headed over to Fry's nephew, [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]. Farnsworth soon offered them jobs, and luckily for them, he had the proper career chips.<br />
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=== Farnsworth's asset ===<br />
As an employee at Planet Express he continued his kleptomania, drinking and smoking. He convinced Fry to [[I, Roommate|move in with him]] at his [[Apartment 00100100|apartment]] and soon [[Hermes Conrad]] forced him to actually do something around the company. He got assigned as chef of the company, one of his dreams was apparently to cook, but having no sense of taste made vile meals for the staff.<br />
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Bender got into trouble when he began abusing electricity (jacking on), and his friends were not in favor of it. Saddened by their discontent, he sought new opportunities in [[religion]]. He joined Robotology, but this only served to make him more annoying to his friends. So they decided to make Bender sin to become his regular self again, inadvertently condemning him to [[Robot Hell]]. Feeling guilty, Fry and Leela tracked Bender down and saved him from the [[Robot Devil]].<br />
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Bender has, in fact, found true love before, in the form of an aristocratic fembot, the [[Countess de la Roca]], whose relationship with him strongly resembled that of the protagonists of the movie ''{{w|Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic}}''. When the ''[[Titanic]]'' ship was being sucked into a black hole (due to [[Zapp Brannigan]] altering the ship's course), she was the only passenger to go down with it. But, despite this, his personality continued to be a problem for his friends, and Leela became very upset with him when he flushed [[Nibbler]] down the toilet. The Professor "carefully" implanted an empathy chip in Bender, which forced him to feel Leela's every emotion for a short while.<br />
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[[File:Bender.png|thumb|right|180px|An older promotional picture of Bender.]]<br />
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=== The lesser of two evils ===<br />
{{further|Season 2}}<br />
During a visit to [[Past-O-Rama]] they bumped into [[Flexo]] (serial number: 3370318), another bending unit, possibly also of the same model number (22). Flexo and Bender became good friends, but Fry feared that Flexo is evil, and in a mix up at the Miss Universe contest Flexo was arrested for Bender's attempt to steal the tiara.<br />
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Bender briefly joined the [[Robot Mafia]] and fought in the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League until his popularity slipped and he was rigged out of the league. Together with his fellow robots he rebelled against [[Humans|humanity]].<br />
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=== Well - I'm rich ===<br />
Bender's Uncle [[Vladimir]] died and Bender was to inherit his castle, on the condition that he had to spend one night within its walls. Bender was not at all comfortable in his new castle and the start up sound of Windows 98 was not helping either.<br />
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While being chased by several hologram ghosts, he fled out in the yard where he was run over by a [[Were-Car|were-car]]. The collision caused a virus to be beamed into him and he became a were-car. Bender did not realize this until later, but the [[Gypsy]] told them the only way to get rid of the virus would be destroy the original were-car. So through a long journey they found the original were-car and destroyed it, and thus Bender was free of the virus.<br />
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Whether he kept the castle or not is unknown.<br />
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=== Now when I'm found in a million years, people will know what the score was ===<br />
{{further|Season 3}}<br />
Bender continued his life with many adventures together with Fry and Leela. He temporarily worked for [[Calculon]] as his water heater. He met up with Flexo again, but this time he was not happy to see him, because Bender figured that his second true love was still in love with Flexo. Bender screwed it up and the divorcees got back together.<br />
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He was briefly sent to an institute for insane robots, along with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], who went temporarily insane. He got to go on tour with [[Beck]] after becoming paralysed from a freak accident with a can opener, thus fulfilling his dream of becoming a folk-singer, became Pharaoh of an entire planet, driving everyone (including Fry and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]) into slavery, and beat [[Elzar]] on the [[television]] show ''[[Iron Cook]]''. However, he did not accept the title of Iron Cook, only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier (which he made up, and comes with double prize money).<br />
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During a battle with [[Space Pirates]], Bender was shot out through the torpedo slot and was forced to drift through space. He, for some time, became the God of the [[Shrimpkins]], which was a life form that had grown on his stomach. But, after they viciously killed each other in a nuclear war, started by Bender's need for booze, Bender met up with the [[Galactic Entity]], who he believes ''is'' God. The Entity eventually sent Bender back to [[Earth]] after receiving a radio signal from Fry.<br />
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=== I should not be allowed on TV! ===<br />
{{further|Season 4}}<br />
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[[File:Bender-TV.JPG|thumb|right|Bender as [[Antonio]] on ''[[All My Circuits]]'' {{et|4ACV06}}.]]<br />
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Bender was still wanting his fame, he found interest in becoming [[Bender (All My Circuits)|the new]] [[Antonio Calculon, Jr.|Antonio]] on [[All My Circuits]]. He got the job. But Calculon was hardly impressed by Bender's performance, however the Network executives disagreed. So Bender got to continue on the show, but in his true nature.<br />
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But when Bender realized that his behaviour on TV causes [[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]] and [[Cubert Farnsworth|Cubert]] to steal his stuff, he called off the show.<br />
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Bender joined Fry and Leela briefly as they gained super powers in [[the New Justice Team]], he has had an affair with the [[Planet Express Ship]], he got modeled into a fembot and had a relationship shortly with Calculon, and helped [[Robot Santa]] as a replacement.<br />
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=== Dumb dumb away! ===<br />
{{further|Bender's Big Score}}<br />
But the company got into trouble when the [[Box Network]] canceled its license, and for two years they were not able to deliver packages. Luckily though, their license was renewed and they went back in business.<br />
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Bender became the centre of attention as the new masters of the company lead by [[Nudar]] infected him with an [[iObey]] virus and they forced him to go back in time and steal all of Earth's valuables. But when Fry managed to escape back into the past, they send him after Fry to kill him, and after 12 years tireless hunting, he managed to do so.<br />
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But he soon learned that the Fry he killed was doomed anyway because he was a [[time paradox duplicate]]. But after being stranded on [[Neptune]] for a while, humanity and he decided to fight back, and after the war was won (with the help of Hermes), he revealed that he himself had kept [[the Spheroboom]] that the scammers had told him to keep safe, thus saving the day. <br />
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However, while on a trip back in time to make sense out of everything that had happened that year, a mishap led to him accidentally tearing the universe open.<br />
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=== Death to humans! ===<br />
{{further|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br />
After becoming an official stalker for [[Calculon]] by Calculon, Bender fell into a deep depression after Calculon informed him that there was no such thing as the [[League of Robots]], a society of robots which came to the aid of robots abused by humans, and which Bender had worshipped for his entire life. He contemplated commiting suicide until he was approached by the League led by Calculon himself; he lied about its non-existence to ensure its secrecy.<br />
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Bender became the newest member of the League and began to personally enforce the no-humans policy of the organization, becoming very famous within it. However, Bender was caught helping his human friends and his bluffs were called by Calculon, whom Bender challenged to a duel. Bender broke the rules of the duel, severely injuring Calculon and nearly exposing the League, but instead of being kicked out of the League, Calculon resigned his position as President and gave it to Bender.<br />
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Bender organized the [[Army of the Damned]] (trading [[Bender's First Born Son|his firstborn son]] to the [[Robot Devil]] for it) to take over the world, only to discover that its entire population was already leaving to live on the body of a giant tentacled monster named [[Yivo]]. Bender soon received a letter from Fry describing how wonderful life was there, but Bender ended up interfering by [[The Robot Invasion of Heaven|attacking Yivo]] and attempting to bring humanity back. Soon, for personal reasons, Yivo unwittingly complied with Bender and had everybody return to Earth.<br />
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=== I know not of this Bender ===<br />
{{further|Bender's Game}}<br />
Bender finds himself attempting to catch up with a game of Dungeons and Dragons, played by [[Cubert Farnsworth]] and his friends. He soon hits the obstacle of realising he has no imagination. But the more he tries, he eventually believes he is [[Titanius Anglesmith]], Fancy Man of [[Cornwood]].<br />
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Unfortunately, his imagination grows wild, and he is sent to [[HAL Institute]] to be cured. The therapy is unsuccessful and they decide to give him a "robotomy". But during the operation, the [[dark matter]] crystals becomes close enough, allowing Bender's imagination to become real.<br />
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In his fantasy, he is the owner of a castle. When he hears of [[Waltazar, Larius and Ignus|Black Knights]] approaching, he sets out with his friends, [[Leegola]] and [[Frydo]]. Discovering the [[Die of Power]], he sets off to [[Great Wizard Greyfarn|Greyfarn]], where they learn of the story behind the Die. Titanius is slightly against the quest, but decides to tag along. On several occasions, he refers to going back, such as when they have just passed through the [[Cave of Hopelessness]].<br />
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On the other side, [[Fellowship]] decides to seek [[Wipe Castle]] for help. Unfortunately, the [[King of Cornwood]] is insane, and the entire royal army is gone, because the king declared war on scallops, tied the entire army to a rock, and pushed them into the ocean. As [[Momon]]'s forces arrive, they have a large, unwinnable battle at hand. But as things seems darkest, [[Leegola]] and her centaur army saves Wipe Castle. Knowing of Frydo's quest, the Fellowship decides to go help him. However, they are too late and Momon wins the battle, causing them to return to their world.<br />
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=== I'm...so...GREAT!! ===<br />
{{further|Into the Wild Green Yonder}}<br />
Bender takes a trip to [[Mars Vegas]] with the rest of the crew. There, he falls in love with [[Fanny]], a burlesque dancer, who is the [[Donbot]]'s wife. He enters the [[Universal Poker Championship]] Tournament for her and wins against Fry with five kings.<br />
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After returning to Earth, Bender feels upset that the [[Feministas]] are committing more felonies than him. He gets hired by [[Zapp Brannigan]] to help him capture the Feministas. By getting Bender to wire tap Fry's "cellphone-telephone" Zapp finds out where the Feministas are hiding and chases them aboard the [[Nimbus]], along with Bender and [[Kif Kroker|Kif]]. After an exciting space chase, Bender captures the Feministas and goes against them in court. They are found guilty and sent to [[Maxi-Padlock]] Prison.<br />
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Bender then breaks into the women's prison and helps the Feministas escape, because by doing so, he would have committed way more felonies than the women. He bends a brick wall and calls Farnsworth, who pilots the Planet Express Ship down to rescue them from the prison's forces. They crash a demolition ceremony, and in the end, Bender is sent through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]] with the rest of the Planet Express Crew.<br />
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=== Dying sucks butt! ===<br />
{{further|Season 6}}<br />
After crashing the ship into Earth and being rebirthed {{et|6ACV01}}, Bender starts a [[robosexual]] relationship with [[Amy Wong|Amy]] {{et|6ACV04}}, after [[Kif Kroker|Kif]] dumps her for flirting with criminal inmates, despite his previously affirming that "[[Humans]] dating [[Robots]] is sick" {{et|3ACV15}}. Amy and Bender decided to marry, and manage to pass [[Proposition ∞|a proposition]] to legalize robosexual marriage. However, Bender leaves her upon realizing she wants a monogamous marriage. He participated in a [[Sith Invasion re-enactment|re-enactment of the Sith-il War]], after which he learned that he was built without a back-up unit {{et|6ACV06}}. He then goes with [[Hermes Conrad]] to determine why. Despite failing to do so, Bender uses the experience to reaffirm his stance on life. <br />
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Later, Bender witnesses robots undergoing evolution on a [[Robo-planetoid|deserted planetoid]] {{et|6ACV09}}. He was nearly killed after [[Mind-switcher|switching bodies]] with a [[Emperor Nikolai|Robo-Hungarian Emperor]] {{et|6ACV10}}. Later, he threw a [[100th Delivery Party|party celebrating Planet Express' 100th delivery]] {{et|6ACV12}}. After abruptly ending the party, Bender participated in the [[Devolution Revolution]], using his expertise to bend the [[Westside Pipeway]]. <br />
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When the crew crashes on [[Neutopia (planet)|a gender-neutral planet]], everyone's genders are switched in a freak accident and Bender resumes his feminine [[Coilette]] persona before the genders are corrected {{et|6ACV20}}. He then runs havok with the Professor's duplicator, creating exponentially miniature versions of himself that almost consume Earth but later band together to save it from [[Unattractive giant monster|a hideous monster]] {{et|6ACV17}}, though he dies soon afterward when a [[suicide booth]] murders him {{et|6ACV19}}. Bender lingers as a ghost but bargains with the [[Robot Devil]] to get his material body back in exchange for [[Fry]]. He attempts to scare him to death, but when Fry discloses his love for Bender, Bender refuses to kill Fry and ends up protecting him. [[Robot God]] then invites Bender to an existence in Robot Heaven as his reward, but Bender declines and returns to the crew.<br />
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After crashing a [[Robot Mafia]] wedding and making out with [[Bella]], [[Donbot]]'s daughter, Bender is forced to enter the witness relocation program {{et|6ACV14}}, and [[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]] replaces him at work as an in for the Mafia to discover Bender's whereabouts and kill him. The crew is led to the [[Moon]] to [[Billy West (robot)|a hillbilly robot]] identical to Bender, but Bender is discovered to be in hiding as a waiter at the [[Family Bros. Pizza|pizza parlor]] across the street, and returns to work when the Mafia takes him for dead.<br />
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=== A new child ===<br />
{{further|Season 7}}<br />
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[[File:The Bots and the Bees screenshot.png|thumb|right|Bender and his son [[Ben]] {{et|7ACV01}}.]]<br />
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In [[3012]], Planet Express acquired a new soda machine named [[Bev]]. They did not get along very well, but a fight of theirs eventually culminated in sex. The next day, Bev gave birth to Bender's child. Bender did not take this well, worrying over his fatherhood and eventually learning about robot reproduction for the first time, as his mother's religious fundamentalism kept her from teaching him this information. He attempted to give custody of the child to Bev, presenting her with a certificate of abandonment, but she too did not take having a child well, and she left Bender with custody of the child. Though he was initially disappointed over this, he eventually discovered that his child took an interest in bending. Naming the child [[Ben Rodriguez|Ben]], they formed a bond with each other, but to their surprise, discovered that Ben's lack of arm control software and an additional expansion slot prevented him from bending. At Ben's Bot-Mitzvah, Ben expressed for his appreciation for his father as well as his hopes of bending just like him. At the ceremony, however, Bev regained custody of Ben, separating him from his father. That night, Bender broke Ben out of [[Bev's trailer]], but were caught in their escape by the police, who arrested Bender on grounds of kidnapping. Bev showed up at the scene and gave birth to [[Bev and URL's child|another child]], and content with having another child to neglect, allowed Bender to keep Ben. Ben, however, was still disappointed in not being unable to bend, so he takes up an offer by the Professor to have a bending card installed in him - consequently losing all his memories of Bender. Bender, though tearful, allowed the surgery to go on, and eventually accompanied his son to his enrollment at [[Bending State University]] in Santa Cruz {{et|7ACV01}}.<br />
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He later briefly worked as a paparazzo for ''[[Us People]]'' magazine {{et|7ACV04}}.<br />
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In [[3013]], Bender entered [[NNY Recreation Center|a tap-dance contest]] {{et|7ACV25}}.<br />
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=== Ruler of Earth ===<br />
After Nixon's fourth term in office began, things went downhill for the Earthican population to the point when robots began doing all the tedious labor and consequently, they began a rebellion led by Bender {{et|7ACV03}}. At some point between 3014 and 3028 Bender became ruler of Earth and started killing humans, thus fulfilling his life-long desire.<br />
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== Character description ==<br />
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=== Composition ===<br />
Bender routinely claims to be made of thirty to forty percent of various metals, typically following up his claims by knocking on his own chassis. Unfortunately, his credibility on this matter is thrown into question by the fact that his various claims now add up to well over one hundred percent. Bender has alternately claimed to be:<br />
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*40% zinc {{et|1ACV13}}<br />
*40% titanium {{et|A Head in the Polls}}<br />
*30% iron {{et|The 30% Iron Chef}} - Presumably mixed with osmium. {{et|3ACV17}}<br />
*40% dolomite {{et|4ACV07}}<br />
*40% luck/horseshoes ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]) - Composition of the horseshoes unknown.<br />
*40% chromium {{et|Attack of the Killer App}} - Bender was not the one to make this claim, it was an [[Antarian]].<br />
*60% storage space {{et|The Prisoner of Benda}}<br />
*40% scrap metal {{et|All the Presidents' Heads}}<br />
*40% wire {{et|Decision 3012}}<br />
*40% empty {{et|Free Will Hunting}}<br />
*0.5% nickel impurity ([[A Pharoah to Remember|3ACV17]])<br />
*40% lead ([[Futurama (video game)|FVG]]) - Canon status of video game uncertain.<br />
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In "[[Near-Death Wish]]", Bender states that a set of virtual adaptor caps stored inside of him (that he uses to get himself, Fry and Leela into [[Virtual Retirement]]) are "40% safe", but this probably wouldn't count as part of his composition. In "[[Assie Come Home]]", Bender's body (except for his eyes and mouth) is stolen, so he uses the help of Fry and Leela to retrieve it. After finding his head, antenna and torso, he says: "I'm 40% back, baby!". This is a combination of two of Bender's [[catchphrase]]s; one being him stating a percentage of what he is composed of, the other being "I'm back, baby!".<br />
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Total: 150% - 370% or greater. The number is dependent on whether or not one counts various claims as true. First the "40% Horseshoes" claim, as the supposed horseshoes could have been made of one or more of the other metals previously stated (Titanium, Iron, or Lead), meaning that one could have been a restatement rather than a new figure. Second, it depends on whether or not he considers his storage space and wires to be part of the total percentage of himself, in which case the remaining 40% each that he often claims to be would constitute the rest of his body. Third, the claim of "40% Lead" is dependent on whether the video game can be considered canon. Fourth and finally, whether the claim of "40% Chromium" is accepted at all. This claim was not made by Bender but rather one of the Antarians. It is plausible that the claim is false and that it was just made to justify the in-progress cannibalization of Bender's body. All this can be considered false if we account for the fact that Bender often loses body parts, and it is possible that replacements have a different substance mixture.<br />
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Even if all previous points made are taken into account and only the first four claims were used, Bender's composition would be 150%, far more than what is possible. This error can be explained as due to Bender's being a poor calculator, making it plausible that he has given the wrong percentages {{et|3ACV09}}.<br />
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Additionally, he has a 0.04% nickel impurity, which doesn't ''increase'' total percentage, but slightly ''decreases'' the percentages of everything else. This is apparently not a standard impurity, and is cited as making him unique {{et|3ACV17}}.<br />
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There's also a mention that robots are made from recycled beer cans and beer cans are made from recycled robots {{et|1ACV08}}, so depending on the year 3000 composition of beer cans, he may have a certain percentage of aluminum in his alloy.<br />
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This running gag is referenced in the title of the episode "[[Forty Percent Leadbelly]]".<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
[[File:Bender's Xmas 2.jpg|right|thumb|[[Bender's mother]], whom he refers to as his mommy {{et|2ACV04}}.]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], Creator of the sports utility robot on which Bender and all/most other modern robots are based.<br />
*[[Flexo]], not exactly a relative, but another [[bending unit]] of the same model. (presumed deceased)<br />
*[[Billy West (character)|Billy West]], identical model (deceased)<br />
*[[Mom]], owner of [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
*[[Bender's mother|His mother]], a robotic arm who sends him [[Xmas]] cards.<br />
*[[Ben Rodriguez]], son.<br />
*[[Bender's father|His father]], who was killed by a giant can opener {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
*Uncle [[Vladimir]], who lived in [[Thermostadt]], capital of the [[Robo-Hungarian Empire]], and died at the ripe old age of 211.<br />
*[[Tandy]], Uncle Vladimir's son and hence Bender's [[list of cousins|cousin]].<br />
*Screwy Aunt Rita, who ''is'' a screw. (Note that Bender stated that he had an Aunt Rita during Leela's coma fantasy in the episode "[[The Sting]]", so this may not be true.)<br />
*[[Albert]], [[Sally]], [[Nina]], [[Sam]] and 8 other orphans, briefly adopted from the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]].<br />
*Three penguin "children" {{et|3ACV05}}.<br />
*[[Junior]], a child born to [[The Crushinator]] ([[Freaky Fry-day|US#009]]). Comic books of uncertain canon status.<br />
*[[Bender's first born son|His first born son]], Bender exchanges him for an [[Army of the Damned]].<br />
*Bender's grandmother, who is a bulldozer.<br />
*Buster, identical cousin.<br />
*Turner, another cousin {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
*Commodore LXIV, or Commodore 64. A painting of this robot is hanging in Uncle [[Vladimir]]'s dining hall and can be assumed to be one of Bender's ancestors.<br />
*[[Bender's guinea pig|His guinea pig]], who died off-screen prior to the [[V-GINY]]'s rampage {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]], Inspector at Mom's friendly robot plant in Tijuana, Mexico {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
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=== Relationships ===<br />
Although Bender has slept with numerous [[Fembot|Fembots]], his most notable relationships are (in order of appearance):<br />
*[[Lulubelle 7]] (possibly touched)<br />
*[[Daisy Mae 128k]] (possibly touched)<br />
*[[The Crushinator]] (romanced and slept with)<br />
*[[Countess de la Roca]]<br />
*[[Femputer]]<br />
*A penguin<br />
*[[Angle-ine]]<br />
*[[Lucy Liu's head]]<br />
*[[Planet Express Ship]]<br />
*[[Calculon]] (after a sex-change)<br />
*[[Fanny]]<br />
*[[Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Bella]]<br />
*[[Bev]]<br />
*[[Dean Suspendington|Dean Suspendington's wife]]<br />
*He keeps a nut in his [[Planet Express locker room|work locker]] because sometimes he gets lonely.<br />
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=== Age ===<br />
According to himself, Bender was originally constructed in [[2998]], making him one year old when Fry met him in 2999, but several later discoveries supports the theory that he was in fact born earlier. Bender's memory as newborn is as a complete, fullgrown robot, but events in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" suggest that his current, fullgrown body merely was the final stage, and it is possible that Bender only remembers entering this final stage - what he considers being born.<br />
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In Season 6 episode "[[Lethal Inspection]]", it is revealed that Hermes supervised Bender's construction before getting the job in [[Planet Express]], and is seen much younger than he must have been in the late [[2990s]]. We also see that the state in which he was supervised - reminiscent of a human baby - much differs from the one Bender remembers from 2998. In "[[The Prisoner of Benda]]", it can be shown that Hermes was already in the company in [[2993]], and thus Bender must have been born in that year at least, and possibly even earlier. However, Hermes might have quit, worked for Mom, and come back.<br />
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[[File:Roswell that ends well.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The events of "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]" aged Bender's head 1055 years ahead of his body.]]<br />
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The events in "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]" make his head 1055 years older than the rest of his body. The incident in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" does largely not count as an aging or the opposite, and fans largely regard his age to remain intact. In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', Bender travels back in time several times, though the amount of times is unknown, the amount of Benders that appear at the end, may suggest at least a couple of thousand times. Given how many of these travels seems to be between 1000 to 5000 years in the past (from about 3007), an educated guess would make him at least a million years old, but probably more. An alternative theory could suggest when the time duplicates explode at the end of the first film, Bender is the same age he was at the end of the original run plus 995 years, as the Bender that went back 995 years in time to kill Fry is presumed to be the original and therefore wouldn't expire like the rest of them.<br />
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Also, "in "[[The Late Philip J. Fry]]", with the addition of the [[forward time machine]], he has witnessed the end of the universe twice. Traveling in the time machine meant Bender's experience was relative, and aged no more than the standard time experienced within the time machine. The universe at present is estimated to be 13.7 billion (13,700,000,000) years of age, and the time until the estimated "end" or "death" of the universe is 10<sup>150</sup> (far too large to write without powers). Assuming the new [[Big Bang]]s occurred the moment the previous iteration of the universe died and that scientific estimates of the past and future are correct, Bender has existed (but only partially aged) for 27,400,000,000 + 20<sup>150</sup> plus some odd thousands and hundreds of years. Thus, making Bender the oldest character in the series (including Bender's Big Score time travel).<br />
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In the comic, "[[Rust in Peace]]", it is revealed that Bender, due to too much time travelling, must be inserted into a renewed unit. Farnsworth determines his age to be 27,203 before moving him to his new body. But 27,203 seems a lot less than what would be a quick educated guess. 27,203 would require Bender to have gone at least about a thousand years back each time and only gone 27 times, or instead gone more years back and done fewer than 27 times. But regardless of the ordeal, the amount of Benders appearing at the end of ''Bender's Big Score'' seems to contradict this fact. The event in the comic is thus not considered [[canon]].<br />
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=== Durability ===<br />
Bender frequently displays incredible durability, to the point that he appears to be indestructible. He has been completely flattened, hit point-blank with a shotgun, had several chips removed from his severed head, then had his head [[Roswell That Ends Well|buried for over a thousand years]], had his lower torso melted from a cosmic electrical disturbance, been [[Godfellas|launched out of a torpedo tube then withstood atmospheric reentry]], [[Jurassic Bark|submerged himself in lava]], and been burned to nothing but his eyes and mouth after converting his body entirely into wood<br />
(though this was a [[Obsoletely Fabulous|dream]], but it is implied the dream could actually happen). In "[[Rebirth]]", after having been nearly eaten by a [[cyclophage]] and have a [[Doomsday Devices|doomsday device]] explode inside him, he remarks "What does it take to kill me?". A bomb has also exploded inside him in "[[War Is the H-Word]]" (twice). He survives being shot point-blank at [[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences|least]] [[Law and Oracle|three]] [[Benderama|times]] in Season 6, survived [[Neutopia|being completely melted]], was [[Ghost in the Machines|able to come out of Limbo after having been killed]] and [[The Tip of the Zoidberg|had his head sliced in half by spinning blades.]] However, due to several scenes in which injuries disappear, Bender appears to have some sort of auto-repair unit.<br />
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However, as it's revealed in "[[Lethal Inspection]]", Bender was built without a backup unit. This means he can't download his personality or memories to another body, which he wanted to do if his original body got killed. Therefore, if his body is destroyed, he dies. As it turned out, [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]] was the one responsible for mercifully approving Bender as a perfect robot, thus allowing him to live despite actually being a defective [[Robots|robot]].<br />
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=== "Shitting bricks" ===<br />
Usually when he is frightened or under duress, Bender occasionally "[[wikt:shit a brick|shits bricks]]". He does so in the following episodes:<br />
* {{e|1ACV01}}<br />
* {{e|3ACV13}}<br />
* {{f|2}} -- He does so twice in this episode.<br />
* {{e|7ACV02}} -- It is in this episode that Bender deliberately defecates a single brick, to use for vandalism.<br />
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=== Alternate appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV08}} - '''Bender the Offender/Gender Bender''' Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting League]], and become 'Bender the Offender', but after he becomes less popular, [[Abner Doubledeal]], the Commissioner of the URFL, changed his persona to 'The Gender Bender'<br />
*{{e|2ACV16}} - '''Giant Bender:''' In a [[canon|non-canon]] scenario, Bender is pictured as 500 feet tall. During the episode, he claims to weigh 7 billion tons (14 trillion pounds).<br />
**'''Go-Kart Bender:''' After being murdered by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] in aforementioned episode, she reassembles his parts into a sporty go-kart.<br />
*{{e|2ACV18}} - '''[[Were-Car]] Bender:''' In "[[The Honking]]", Bender is transformed each midnight into a malicious were-car, determined to kill [[Philip J. Fry|his closest friend]].<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}} - '''[[Robot Santa Claus|Santa]] Bender:''' Bender becomes a good Santa. This appearance basically has Bender's body painted red.<br />
*{{e|3ACV15}} - '''Parallel Bender:''' The only difference apparent between Bender and his counterpart in the parallel universe (the ''only'' alternate universe at the time) was that parallel Bender (along with the rest of the parallel Planet Express crew) was wearing a cowboy hat and vest when both crews visited the [[Edge of the Universe]]. Whether this is the norm for the parallel Crew, or was due to some difference in parallel Fry's touristy adventure that day was never mentioned.<br />
*{{e|3ACV18}} - '''Human Bender:''' In "[[Anthology of Interest II]]", Bender asks what it would be like if he were human. Despite being Mexican, he appears to be Caucasian. (Note: this could be a ''default setting'' on the professors device.)<br />
*{{e|3ACV19}} - '''Flying Saucer Bender:''' After crashing to the New Mexico desert, the US military mistakenly reassembles Bender's body to resemble a small (functional) flying saucer.<br />
*{{e|4ACV04}} - '''Superking:''' Bender joins the [[New Justice Team]] as the superhero "Superking", with a cape, a mask and a royal crown.<br />
*{{e|4ACV09}} - '''Young Bender:''' Bender takes several reverted forms in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]", including a software disc and a set of "Bending unit blueprints". Modifications include braces and dish-antenna-like ears.<br />
*{{e|4ACV13}} - '''[[Coilette]]:''' Bender undergoes a sex-change operation in order to win five olympic gold medals. Faked his(her) own death with a fictional disease called "[[African Hydraulic Fever]]" because he(she) did not want to marry [[Calculon]].<br />
*{{e|4ACV14}} - '''Wooden Bender:''' In a [[canon|dream]], Bender downgrades to a wooden, steam-powered version, and he also has termites inside him.<br />
*{{e|4ACV15}} - '''Golden Bender:''' In [[Universe 1]], Bender's coin flip resulted in his choosing the gold finish instead of the foghat grey that we're used to.<br />
*'''[[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]''': '''[[iObey]] Bender:''' In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', Bender was tricked into downloading the iObey obedience virus. He is forced to do anything the naked scammers tell him, and his pupils become red pixel swirls.<br />
*'''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs|BwBB]]''': '''LOR Bender:''' Bender is given a luxurious ascot to wear, as he becomes a new member of the [[League of Robots]].<br />
**'''Pirate Bender:''' He dressed as a pirate in honor of Fry in his attempt to retrieve him from [[Yivo]]'s body.<br />
*'''[[Bender's Game|BG]]''': '''[[Titanius Anglesmith]]:''' While playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' in ''[[Bender's Game]]'', Bender convinces himself that he is a knight and goes insane. <!-- When [[Cornwood]] is created, his delusions are made real. --><br />
*{{e|6ACV17}} - '''Gray Goo Bender:''' Bender calls upon his legions of microscopic [[Bender duplicates]] to join together with him and form a gigantic version of him, in order to defeat the [[Unattractive giant monster]].<br />
*{{e|6ACV19}} - '''Ghost Bender:''' After Bender's death, his software takes on a ghostly existence.<br />
*{{e|6ACV25}} - '''Overclocked Bender:''' In a cave behind a waterfall, he has processed inside out.<br />
*{{e|7ACV19}} - '''Bendee Boo:''' Bender is re-conceived as a dog.<br />
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==== Image gallery ====<br />
<gallery><br />
Were-Car.jpg|Bender as a were-car {{et|2ACV18}}.<br />
Human Bender.jpg|Human Bender, with floozies {{et|3ACV18}}.<br />
Super King.jpg|Bender as [[Superking]] {{et|4ACV04}}.<br />
Ghost in the Machines infobox.png|Bender as a ghost {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
Bendee Boo.png|Bender as Bendee Boo, a parody of the cartoon dog {{w|Scooby-Doo (character)|Scooby-Doo}} {{et|7ACV19}}.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*Bender is bending unit 22. "Bender Bending Rodriguez" has 22 letters.<br />
*Bender's e-mail address is: bender@iloveBender.com<br />
*It is recommended that he run on 5 gigawatts.<br />
*Interestingly enough, Bender appears to have been an entirely different [[Robot]] before having met Fry. They meet when Bender is (at the very least) guilty and willing to kill himself over his dismay at finding out that the girders he had been bending were for [[suicide booth]]s. However, after Bender bends the bars keeping them from escaping Leela, Bender declares that from then on he will live his life only for him and do only what he wants to do. This may, however, just be an overlook by the writers of the show simply for the sake of introducing Fry to the drastic changes the future has brought (booths that are as ubiquitous as phone booths for suicide; walking, talking Robots).<br />
**This sudden change could be explained by the electric shock Bender received shortly before bending the bars. Not only did it change his programming, it changed his opinions on various things.<br />
**A year later however, Bender presents a picture of himself when he was only a month old with a bottle of beer and a cigar {{et|2ACV14}}, showing he has always been a "precocious little scamp" {{et|3ACV06}}.<br />
**It could also be that Bender was already programmed to be a kleptomaniac, since in the episode "[[Mother's Day]]", it is shown that "Bender units" see several humans and robots as theft targets, including Fry (who is seen as a rube). If this is how Bender is programmed, Bender should be posing as Fry's friend so that he can later rob him and leave him in a ditch. Though this does seem consistent with how he views Fry as a chump and how he treats him poorly (and on more than one occasion stole his blood), this is not consistent with how he constantly saves Fry's life over the series. This, in conjunction with the fact that Bender feels guilty for helping build suicide booths, could mean that Bender is actually a model with a defunct sense of morality (compared to other Bender units) and that the electric shock that seemingly turned him amoral actually just reverted him back to his original programming (though a few bugs in his morality remained).<br />
*He has been [[New New York v. Bender|charged]] for pimping.<br />
*Bender's apartment number is 00100100. This is a binary representation of the ASCII character '$' or 36 in decimal.<br />
*Bender's serial number is 2716057. This can be expressed as the sum of 2 cubes. Specifically, 952<sup>3</sup> + (-951)<sup>3</sup>.<br />
*Additionally, he seems to be the [[1729]]<sup>th</sup> unit produced by his "mommy".<br />
*The word "bender" can refer to a drinking spree, hinting at Bender's heavy alcohol use.<br />
*Bender's head contains a {{w|MOS Technology 6502|6502 Microprocessor}} {{et|1ACV13}}, and his ass an {{w|Athlon II}} {{et|6ACV25}}. It is possible that inbetween the events of {{et|1ACV13}} and {{et|6ACV25}}, he got a processor change, which would make sense considering that the Athlon II was introduced in 2009. After Cubert overclocks Bender's ass, Bender discovers that he has "an extra processor in his compartment of mystery".<br />
*Bender dies at the end of both of his what-if scenarios in each Anthology of Interest and both have one of the characters saying "Goodnight, sweet prince" (Fry in the first and Farnsworth in the second) to Bender when he dies.<br />
*His self-destruct code is "1A2B3". However, this appears to cause only his head to self-destruct, leaving the rest of his body intact and functional. This is a reference to the self-destruct codes of the [[USS Enterprise|USS ''Enterprise'']] from ''[[Star Trek]]: {{st|Star Trek: The Original Series|The Original Series}}'' episode "{{st|Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (episode)|Let That Be Your Last Battlefield}}" and the ''{{st|Star Trek III: The Search for Spock|Star Trek III: The Search for}} [[Spock]]'' movie. However, the final code that must be entered is "0 0 0 Destruct 0" which leads to the destruction.<br />
*Bender cannot have magnets attached to his head, or it will "screw up his inhibition unit", thus causing him to sing crazy variations of folk songs.<br />
*Apparently stole the Prime Minister of Norway's arm.<br />
*Despite Bender being made of various metals as hard as iron and titanium, [[humans]] and other organic organisms seem to have little to no difficulty harming his metal body using only their fists and feet.<br />
*His birthstone is [[Robobium]].<br />
*Is able to simultaneously reattach each of his severed arms with the other.<br />
*He cannot get up when he is knocked on his back. At least not until he learns how to from the majestic turtle.<br />
*His [[antenna]] interferes with satelite televisions, along with some cellphones.<br />
*Bender has referred to his antenna as 'Little Bender.' It is the robot equivalent of his manhood.<br />
*He, along with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], appears in all episodes of the series.<br />
*No one can say he doesn't own John Laraquette's Spine.<br />
*In addition, he seems to own the skeletal remains of Charlamagne, as shown in "[[Jurassic Bark]]".<br />
*Bender has Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, fear of the number 666, as hinted in "[[The Honking]]".<br />
*Bender is the most evil robot in the series, as acknowledged by [[Robot Santa]] and the [[Robot Devil]].<br />
*Bender has named his hands "Grabby and Squeezy," and his footcups "Stompy and Smashy."<br />
*Bender's favorite cause of death is being crushed to death by a big rig driven by The Incredible Hulk.<br />
*In Firefox 3, if you type "about:robots" into the address bar, a page with several cultural references to robots is displayed. The fourth bullet point says "Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten."<br />
*His vanity plate reads “1 DVS BSTD” (one devious bastard).<br />
*If one doesn't count the Professor's adverb-only line in ''[[Bender's Game]]'' and everyone's repeated one-word line in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', Bender says the last sentence in all 4 [[film]]s: "Well, we're boned" {{et|BBS}}, "I love you, meatbags!" {{et|TBwaBB}}, "Whip harder, Professor!" {{et|BG}}, "Into the breach, meatbags. Or not, whatever" {{et|ItWGY}}.<br />
*Bender's waste management facilities may convert material he consumes into bricks.<br />
*Bender's mighty robot powers allow him to get sick of things much quicker than humans.<br />
*Bender is said to be roughly 500 pounds in "[[Gender Bender]]" but in ''Into the Wild Green Yonder'' he says he is 2 tons. Despite this, he is shown as being easily lifted and carried by Fry in "[[Ghost in the Machines]]", suggesting that he may be significantly lighter than either of the above figures.<br />
*He goes into sleep mode whenever there is too much exposition.<br />
*Bender has appeared in ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[The Simpsons]]'', and ''[[The Cleveland Show]]''.<br />
*He has referred to his chest compartment as his "compartment of mystery" (6ACV25).<br />
*He can automatically open and close his chest door at will.<br />
*Bender was featured on the front cover of all the ''[[Futurama]]'' [[DVD releases|DVDs]], until [[Volume 6]].<br />
*In March 2012, hackers elected Bender to the {{w|District of Columbia Public Schools|D.C. school board}}.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2012/03/02/futuramas-bender-elected-to-dc-schoolboard/|title=Futurama's Bender Elected to DC School Board! <nowiki>|</nowiki> Comedy Central Insider <nowiki>|</nowiki> Funny, TV and Comedy Blog|author=Tobey, Matt|date=2012-03-02|site=[[Comedy Central]] Insider|accessdate=2012-03-02}}</ref><br />
*Even though his head has been shown to function as a camera many times before (the first time being in "[[When Aliens Attack]]"), he still carries around his own portable camera (with film!) to remember "neat" events.<br />
*He owns a black-handled switchblade, which he often uses to sharpen wooden sticks to use for protection while in prison.<br />
*Bender can be considered the ''Futurama'' equivalent of {{s|Homer Simpson}}, from ''The Simpsons''.<br />
*What's the connection between Bender's 40% dolomite composition and his side-career as a pimp? There is a 1974 film titled ''{{w|Dolemite}}'' (not to be confused with Bender's ''{{w|dolomite}}''). The film's main character, Dolemite, is a pimp who leads an army of hookers skilled in kung-fu.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072895/ IMDB - Dolemite]</ref> What a bizarre coincidence: the role sounds custom-made for Bender.<br />
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=== Name ===<br />
[[File:Rodriguez BBS.png|thumb|225px|Bender's name in the [[opening sequence]] for ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''.]]<br />
Bender's full name was not revealed until Season 3. This is a list of appearances of the name "Rodriguez".<br />
{{list expansion|sure=no}}<br />
{{appear-begin}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV04}} <small>(as Bender Bending Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|3ACV09}} <small>(as Bender B. Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{f|1}} <small>(as Bender Bending Rodriguez and Bender Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{f|2}} <small>(as Bender Bending Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{f|4}} <small>(as Bender Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV25}} <small>(as Bender Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|7ACV01}} <small>(as [[Ben Rodriguez|Ben "Vending" Rodriguez]])</small><br />
*{{e|7ACV03}} <small>(as B.B. Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|7ACV09}} <small>(as Bender Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|7ACV14}} <small>(as Ramblin' Rodriguez, Bender Rodriguez, and Rodriguez)</small><br />
*{{e|7ACV18}} <small>(as Bender B. Rodriguez, in speech and text, and Rodriguez)</small><br />
{{appear-end}}<br />
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=== Voice ===<br />
Of all the voices on the show, Bender's voice was the most difficult to cast. This is because none of the creators and crew were sure what a robot should sound like yet. So they had every voice actor who auditioned also audition for the role of Bender. Even [[David X. Cohen]] was suggested for the role.<br />
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[[John DiMaggio]] originally auditioned with Bender's voice for Professor Farnsworth. Among the bases for the voice were the character of Taggart from ''{{w|Blazing Saddles}}'' and DiMaggio's original character "Charlie the Sausage Lover". In {{commentary|Spanish Fry}}, David X. Cohen joked about it also being "90 parts John DiMaggio."<br />
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=== Catchphrases ===<br />
Bender's basic [[catchphrase]] is "[[Bite my shiny metal ass]]".<br />
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Variations on this include the following:<br />
*Bite my red-hot glowing ass! {{er|1ACV12}}<br />
*Lick my frozen metal ass! {{er|2ACV04}}<br />
*Bite my colossal metal ass! {{er|2ACV16}}<br />
*Bite my splintery wooden ass! {{er|4ACV14}}<br />
*Bite my glorious golden ass! {{er|4ACV15}}<br />
*Bite my shiny metal face!! {{er|BG}}<br />
*Bite my shiny metal hat. <small>(said by [[Fry]])</small> {{er|ItWGY}}<br />
*Bite my tiny metal ass! <small>(said by a microscopic [[Bender duplicate]])</small> {{er|6ACV17}}<br />
*''Bite my fhiny metal aff'' {{er|6ACV23}}<br />
*Byte my 8-bit metal ass! <small>(said by Bender during the video-game segment)</small> {{er|6ACV26}}<br />
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Other common catchphrases are:<br />
*"[[Me, Bender]]": whenever he says "me", he usually follows it with "Bender", thus producing the sentence "me, Bender." Thus making this the most said character name on the show.<br />
*"Well, [[we're boned]].", said in situations where he, or a group of people including him, are in a large amount of trouble.<br />
*"I'm back, baby!" whenever he makes an intriguing appearance on the scene; Bender had also said the phrase "We're back, baby!" on numerous occasions, particularly in reference to the series' revival. At one point, Bender just said, "Yeah, we're back." while filing his "nails" after escaping the wormhole.<br />
*"[[Neat!]]", when Bender is taking a picture with [[Bender's camera|his purple camera]], usually of something disturbing or disgusting.<br />
*"Cheese it!" whenever he encourages other characters to run away from trouble. This is used less commonly.<br />
*"[[Fun on the bun]]", another less common catchphrase that is used whenever Bender describes amusement.<br />
*"He's pending for a bending.", a phrase used as a warning very few times throughout the show.<br />
*"[[Bender is great!]]", like "Me, Bender", he usually likes to say this to emphasize his enormous ego.<br />
*"Oooh!", a ghostly/eerie noise often accompanied by jazz hands when feigning supernatural abilities, etc... (The Gypsy machine also did this once to Fry)<br />
*"[[Kill all humans]]..." This is a much more prevalent saying of Bender's in the early episodes.<br />
<br />
Bender also has a tendency to call humans "meatbag" when he is displeased or annoyed with them. Additionally, Bender regularly says "Kill all humans", although, in [[The Sting|Leela's dream]] he claims to whisper "except one", referring to Fry, every time too. In "Naturama" when Bender is represented as an elephant seal, he mutters "Kill all penguins" in his sleep.<br />
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[[File:Anthology.jpg|right|thumb|Giant Bender as seen in a "What If?" scenario, about to get attacked by giant [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] {{et|2ACV16}}.]]<br />
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As stated in "[[War Is the H-Word]]", the top ten words that Bender uses more than any others is as follows:<br />
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<ol start="10"><br />
<li>Chump</li><br />
<li value="9">Chumpette</li><br />
<li value="8">Yours</li><br />
<li value="7">Up</li><br />
<li value="6">Pimpmobile</li><br />
<li value="5">Bite</li><br />
<li value="4">My</li><br />
<li value="3">Shiny</li><br />
<li value="2">Daffodil</li><br />
<li value="1">Ass</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
It is by no means impossible that the second word in the list is not "metal" considering all the variations of his catchphrase. In reference to his use of the word "daffodil", he said the sentence "Hot-diggidy-daffodil" in this episode and again in ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''. "Chumpette" is only uttered once though. "Pimpmobile" was also spoken by Bender in [[Futurama (video game)|the game]]. However, in all likelihood, Bender's real most spoken words would most likely be along the lines of any other speaker of the English language: the, and, I, a, so; etc. However, such words may have been excluded from the list<br />
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=== Assets and titles ===<br />
Bender has, over the years gained many assets and ranks in various organizations and a large amount of wealth. Some of these include:<br />
<br />
*Served as Prime Minister of [[Trisol]] under the brief rule of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry the Solid]] (most likely terminated when the old emperor came back into power or when Bender and the rest of the crew fled Trisol).<br />
*A castle, inherited from his [[Vladimir|uncle]], though possibly forfeited when he failed to spend a night within.<br />
*Leader of the [[League of Robots]]<br />
*Commander of the [[Army of the Damned]]<br />
*[[Iron Cook]], on the television show of the same name (Zinc Saucier)<br />
*The [[Dirty Double Cross]], Earth's highest honor in swindling<br />
*[[Calculon]]'s official stalker (possibly fired when he maimed Calculon during a duel)<br />
*Spy for the [[DOOP]]<br />
*An enormous amount of wealth from various crimes<br />
*Pharaoh of [[Osiris 4]]<br />
*Prime Minister of Norway, due to him having the real Prime Minister of Norway's hand AND career chip<br />
*Metal Lord, deity to the Shrimpkins<br />
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=== Functions, attachments, and accessories ===<br />
As we can see during the episodes, Bender has a lot of different functions. Here is a list of them:<br />
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*'''Trash Can''': Bender's own cavity can be used as a trash can. First seen "[[Space Pilot 3000]]" as he throws a bottle of beer inside himself.<br />
*'''Extenso-matic Eyes''': His eyes can zoom out of his normal layer, so he can get a better view on things; they tend to fall out when he zooms too far. First seen also in "[[Space Pilot 3000]]".<br />
*'''Subway Car''': His legs can extend onto rail tracks and his feet work like wheels, allowing Fry, Leela, and a random bum transportation in Old New York. Seen only in "[[The Luck of the Fryrish]]".<br />
*'''Extenso-matic arms''': Bender's arms and legs are capable of extending to many times their normal length. First seen in "[[The Series Has Landed]]".<br />
*'''[[Gaydar]]''': Bender pulls out a small radar device to prove to [[Amy]] and [[Leela]] that a man they are interested in is gay. It surprisingly works, seen in "[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]".<br />
*'''Video Camera''': Each of Bender's eyes can be used as a camera, either to take pictures or to film things. Both are first seen in "[[When Aliens Attack]]". He also has one more camera, located "below the equator" which does not always "perform". The camera is never seen, but it can be heard extending.<br />
*'''Cowcatcher''': In "[[A Taste of Freedom]]", Bender has a 19th century style cowcatcher installed to his front to clear a path through the crowd outside the Decapodian Embassy.<br />
*'''Barbecue''': Bender's cavity is used the same way as a barbecue. He used it to cook some burgers. First seen in "[[When Aliens Attack]]".<br />
*'''Oven''': His cavity can be used as an oven, to cook things. The real function name is "E-z Bake", and is used to cook a cake for [[Nibbler]], in the episode "[[I Second that Emotion]]".<br />
*'''Refrigerator''': His cavity can also be used to refrigerate, as seen also in "[[I Second that Emotion]]".<br />
*'''Stage Light''': A light can come out of his cavity. He used it for the first time in "[[When Aliens Attack]]".<br />
*'''AC Power''' generator: Bender plugs a television power cord into his side in [[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV]].<br />
*'''Popcorn maker''': Bender can make some popcorn in his cavity. He can also push down on his antenna to dispense butter. First seen in "[[Fear of a Bot Planet]]".<br />
*'''Keg''': Bender can also serve some beers within is cavity. First seen in "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]".<br />
*'''Toilet''': Bender's cavity is used as a toilet in the episode "[[The Cyber House Rules]]". He pushes his antenna to flush.<br />
*'''Recorder:''' Bender can record things with his head. First seen in "[[A Head in the Polls]]", to record [[Richard Nixon's head]]'s words. He records onto magnetic tape cassettes.<br />
[[File:Lighthouse bender.png|right|thumb|Bender as a lighthouse {{et|4ACV14}}.]]<br />
*'''Oxygen Supplier''': In the episode "[[The Deep South]]", Bender is used as an Oxygen Supplier, that comes via some masks.<br />
*'''Exhaust Port''': Bender's exhaust port is present in his ass, as seen in "[[Crimes of the Hot]]".<br />
*'''Flotation Device''': In "[[The Deep South]]", Bender refer to his ass as a Flotation Device.<br />
*'''Pepper Grinder''': In "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]", Bender inserts peppercorns in his mouth and shakes ground pepper out of his ass.<br />
*'''Beer Tub''': Beer ferments in Bender's chest cavity in the episode "[[The Route of All Evil]]". It has a capacity of at least five gallons, six ounces.<br />
*'''Pager''': Antenna glows and vibrates to notify the New Justice Team of a call from the mayor in "[[Less than Hero]]".<br />
*'''Oil Sprayer :''' Bender sprays oil on a cosmetic saleswoman in "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]".<br />
*'''Mail Box''': Bender's antenna indicates when he is receiving mail. First seen in "[[Crimes of the Hot]]".<br />
*'''Chicken Deboner''': Bender can debone a chicken by putting it into his mouth. He then regurgitates the chicken's skeleton and a feather duster. Seen in "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]".<br />
*'''Card Shuffler''': Bender can put a deck of cards into his mouth to shuffle them, and then spit them back out to deal them. He can apparently spit them with enough force for them to cut through objects such as apples and hair. Seen in "[[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back]]".<br />
*'''Circular Saw''': Bender can use his hands as a circular saw and lower a matching eyeshade to protect his eyes. First seen in "[[Less than Hero]]".<br />
*'''EFTPOS Machine''': In "[[Leela's Homeworld]]", Bender takes the Professor's credit card and swipes it between his teeth to check its balance.<br />
*'''Laser Show''': In "[[Jurassic Bark]]", Bender projects an expensive-looking laser show with his head, complete with techno music.<br />
*'''Flamethrower''': Bender boils some water using flames coming out of his mouth in "[[Anthology of Interest I]]". May not be a real feature due the scene being part of a simulation.<br />
*'''Stadium air horn''': In "[[The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings]]", the [[Robot Devil]] installs a stadium air horn under Bender's nose.<br />
*'''Voice Modifier''': In "[[Bender Gets Made]]", Bender changed his voice via a control panel. Two voices are available : Robot (his normal voice), and King (his normal voice with a British accent).<br />
*'''Bug Zapper''': In "[[Spanish Fry]]", Bender shows that he is apparently capable of charging his surface with electricity and using his head to electrocute bugs.<br />
*'''Lighthouse''': In "[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]", Bender's revolving head and luminous eyes acted as a fully functional lighthouse. He can also emit a foghorn sound.<br />
*'''Pistol''': In the cover of [[Futurama (video game)|the game]], Bender is shown using his finger as a pistol. Canon status of the game uncertain.<br />
*'''Cheating Unit''': In "[[A Flight to Remember]]", Bender speaks of his "cheating unit" which predicts (inaccurately) the coming roll of the dice at craps.<br />
*'''Water Boiler''': Boils and produces hot water for [[Calculon]] in "[[That's Lobstertainment!]]".<br />
*'''Safe''': In "[[Put Your Head on My Shoulders]]", Bender stores money in his cavity, the combination lock dial can be seen on his door.<br />
*'''Movie Projector''': In "[[Crimes of the Hot]]" Bender's head projects an educational film.<br />
*'''Pen''': Finger can turn into a pen. Used to write down an address in "[[Xmas Time Is Fear]]" and to write down a joke in "[[Who's Dying to Be a Gazillionaire?]]", and to write a "A Plea For Attention" in "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]".<br />
*'''Cigar Lighter''': His finger also flips up to reveal a cigar lighter. He uses this throughout the series to light his cigars. His antenna can also be depressed before being removed to light cigars.<br />
*'''Paper Shredder''': Paper is inserted into his mouth, shredded and comes out of his chest. Used to shred the menu in [[Hell Is Other Robots]].<br />
*'''Food Processor''': Bender purées fish and regurgitates it to his surrogate penguin children in "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]".<br />
*'''Answering Machine''': In "[[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch]]", [[Amy]] apparently uses him as an answering machine. He isn't a very good one, though, as he doesn't alert people to new messages, and then deletes them anyway.<br />
*'''CD Player''': Bender can open his mouth panel to insert and play music CDs, as revealed in "[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]".<br />
*'''Projector''': A deleted scene from the opening of ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'' shows Bender projecting the ''Futurama'' logo, and the blue beams displayed behind it, from the top of his head, possibly from his antenna.<br />
*'''Spray Paint''': Bender is capable of spraying paint from his mouth, and does this when writing graffiti as seen in "[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]".<br />
*'''Suction Cup Feet''': Bender can use his feet as suction cups, allowing him to walk on walls. This is seen in "[[Bendless Love]]".<br />
*'''Vacuum''': Bender's arm can also can be used as a vacuum. As seen in the fourth movie; ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', sucking up slot coins.<br />
*'''Pencil Sharpener''': Bender can sharpen a pencil, as seen in "[[Lethal Inspection]]".<br />
*'''Gyroscope''': Bender is gyroscopically stable, as seen in "[[The Mutants Are Revolting]]".<br />
*'''Roller Skates''': Roller Skates can extend from Bender's feet. Only seen once in "[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]".<br />
*'''Flash Camera''': He uses his eyes to take pictures for the [[Girly Calendars]] in "[[Neutopia]]".<br />
*'''Cannon''': If cannon ball is placed in his chest cabinet, his antenna can be lit to activate his cannon function. Bender didn't know he could do this. Seen in "[[All the Presidents' Heads]]". <br />
*'''Bicycle''': He serves as a bicycle for himself and his son [[Ben]] in "[[The Bots and the Bees]]".<br />
*'''Tripod''': He grows a third leg so that he can be his own tripod to photograph Leela, Farnsworth, Fry, Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg - in "[[The Thief of Baghead]]".<br />
*'''Defibrillators''': Located inside his chest cabinet as seen in "[[How Much is that Mutant in the Window?]]".<br />
*'''Telephone Device''': This was seen in "How Much is that Mutant in the Window?" on the inside of Bender's chest door, the tip of his antenna lit up red when he used it to call a tow ship to get himself, [[Fry]], [[Leela]] and [[Nibbler]] home.<br />
*'''Jack''': In "[[Brannigan, Begin Again]]" Bender is used by Fry as a jack to lift the [[hovercar]]t high enough to dump all the dark matter into the left engine's furnace.<br />
*'''Fire Extinguisher''': Located in his wrists. Seen in "[[The Inhuman Torch]]".<br />
*'''Airbag''': Located in his chest cabinet. Seen in "[[Meanwhile]]".<br />
*'''Free Will Unit''': Currently the only robot in possession of Farnsworth's free will unit.<br />
*'''Eye Laser''': He shoots a laser out of one eye to dig up [[Springfield time capsule|a time capsule]] and to kill [[Bender's Bounty|a horse]]. Seen in "[[Simpsorama]]".<br />
*'''Stroller''': He transforms into a stroller to transport {{s|Maggie Simpson}}. Seen in "Simpsorama".<br />
*'''Sausage Maker''': With one arm connected to a Mammoth Grinder, he uses the other to produce his 3rd place winning Mammoth Sausage, as seen in "[[Fun on a Bun]]".<br />
*'''Nut Cracker''': He can crack nuts between his teeth, operated by levering his arm.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Dream on, skin tube.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?<br />
'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Yeah, we're boned.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I love stealin'; I love takin' things!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Ah, TV's Elzar. This is the greatest nanosecond of my life. No, this one is. No, this one. Wait, that one was slightly worse. So far so good on this one.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Ah, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Bite my shiny, metal ass!</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': I was just regaling your former coworkers with a tale of bedroom antics, the likes of which-<br />
'''Bender''': Yeah yeah, big whoop, no one cares; I've got ''Bender'' related news.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Our love isn't any different than yours, except ours is hotter because I'm involved.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Something's happening on television!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I'm Bender baby! Please insert liquor!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hookerbot''': Bender, honey, we love you.<br />
'''Bender''': Shut up baby, I know it!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Look, [[Lrrr|hoss]], [[Ndnd|your wife]] threw you out. That’s your license to be a jerk. Do whatever you want, then walk away and light a cigar!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Aww, [[Thubanian leader|its]] anus looks like an asterisk!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': ''[in [[Emperor Nikolai|Emperor Nikolai's]] body.]'' Ah! I have everything I ever wanted. Money, wealth, riches. Yet something's missing. [[Princess Flavia|A hot princess with whom to get grizzly]].</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Remember, [[Robosexuality|love between]] a [[Human]] and a [[Robot]] is taboo. ''[She takes a brush from Bender's cabinet and fixes her hair.]'' We can't tell anyone, not even [[Planet Express crew|our co-workers]].<br />
'''Bender''': ''[To [[Amy Wong|Amy]].]'' Got it. I'll show the utmost discretion as we get nasty in this [[Tube Transport System|glass tube]].</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': I'm not here to kill you, Bender. I need you to help me save X-mas.<br />
'''Bender''': Gee whiz, Santa. You want me to help you?<br />
'''Fry''': Don't do it! He's evil!<br />
'''Santa''': I know he is, but I have no choice. I'm running late. And if I don't complete my brutal rampage, well, it just wouldn't be X-mas.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Congratulations, Fry, you snagged [[Fry-Amy relationship|the perfect girlfriend]]. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Let's just dump it in the sewer and ''say'' we delivered it.<br />
'''Bender''': Too much work. Let's burn it and ''say'' we dumped it in the sewer.</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
While Bender appears in every episode, film or comic, the following categories may be of interest;<br />
*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Bender|A plots focusing on Bender]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Bender|B plots focusing on Bender]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
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[[Category:All My Circuits]]<br />
[[Category:Bender's family]]<br />
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[[Category:Ultimate Robot Fighting]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Manly_Alien&diff=153272Manly Alien2015-10-06T18:14:01Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|name=Manly Alien<br />
|image=[[File:Manly Alien.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Between the man and the tester.<br />
|species=[[List of alien species|Alien]]<br />
|origin=<br />
|job=Ironworker<br />
|family=<br />
|first appear={{f|4}}<br />
|voiced by=none<br />
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'''Manly Alien''' is a four-eyed, green, male [[List of alien species|alien]] with two arms and three legs who seems to be an ironworker. He helped test the 18th hole of the [[Wongminster Miniature Golf Club]], which is property of [[Leo Wong]], as he succesfully launched the ball at the [[King Kong]] hole, making its construction complete. Manly Alien is the only known member of [[Manly Alien (species)|his species]]. He was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Although there's only one man and one manly alien, the tester refers to each one of them in plural. The tester also tells the man he did a good job, but he really doesn't seem to have done anything.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Tester''': Stand by, men. And manly aliens. Prepare to test fire [[King Kong]] hole.<br />
''[The manly alien launches the ball at the gorilla. It goes into his mouth and comes out on the green, rolling into the hole for an ace.]''<br />
'''Sal''': It workses!<br />
'''Tester''': Good job, men. And manly aliens. Construction of King Kong hole complete.</poem><br />
}} <br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
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[[Category:Aliens]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Lady_Buggle&diff=153271Lady Buggle2015-10-06T18:11:19Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|name=Lady Buggle<br />
|image=[[File:Ladybuggle.png|225px]]<br />
|first appear={{e|Yo Leela Leela}}<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|type=t<br />
|species=[[Humpling]]<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
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'''Lady Buggle''' is a ladybug-like [[Humpling]] that lives on the planet [[Rumbledy-hump (planet)|Rumbledy-hump]]. She likes to "huggle all her friends." On the {{TV}} show ''[[Rumbledy-hump]]'' she is portrayed by {{Leela}}. {{Professor Farnsworth}} says the costume is made out of a walrus skin. She was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
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* It is odd that Lady Buggle has two eyes, though Leela has only one.<br />
** The real alien has two eyes, and Leela copied her character and look. It is also clear that the people in the costumes can't really see out of the eyes of the costumes, but probably through some invisible hole.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Lady Buggle''': Oh, hello, Leela. I was just telling the others how we shouldn't eat food off the floor. Should we sing a song about it?<br />
'''{{Fry}}''': Yes, please!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
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* {{e|6ACV21}}<br />
* {{e|7ACV21}} {{cameo|7:34}}<br />
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[[Category:Humplings]]<br />
[[Category:Insects]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Obedience_virus&diff=153270Obedience virus2015-10-06T18:05:14Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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The '''obedience virus''' is a virus created by the [[scammer aliens]] that allowed them to control [[robots]] {{et|BBS}}. It caused Bender to be raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
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* {{f|1}}<br />
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== Discussion ==<br />
I've been vandalizing for hours and you haven't even tried to stop me. Are you afraid of getting raped by Tina Belcher?</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Mario&diff=153267Mario2015-10-06T17:53:24Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|name=Mario<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Mario.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Mario at the [[United Nations]] Headquarters {{et|3ACV18}}.<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], [[Europe]], [[Italy]]<br />
|job=Italian representative to the United Nations<br />
|first appear={{e|3ACV18}}<br />
|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche<br />
|wikipedia=Mario<br />
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'''Mario''' is the [[Italian]] representative to the [[United Nations]] {{et|3ACV18}}. {{disputed canon}} [[Randy Munchnik]] dressed up as Mario at [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]]'s costume contest in [[3010]] {{et|6ACV11}}. He was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
* Mario is actually {{w|Mario|a video game character}}.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Mario''': Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!</poem><br />
<poem>''[The ''[[Nimbus]]'' hits the [[Planet Express ship]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]''<br />
'''[[Fry]]''': We've lost power to the forward {{w|Game Boy}}, Mario not responding!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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[[File:Randy 6ACV11.jpg|thumb|left|[[Randy Munchnik]] as Mario at [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]]'s costume contest in [[3010]] {{et|6ACV11}}.]]<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|3ACV18}}<br />
* {{e|6ACV01}} {{miso}}<br />
* {{clink|US#044|The Fry and the Furious!}}<br />
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|image=[[File:Ruth and Esther.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Ruth (left) and Esther (right). {{er|6ACV13}}<br />
|image2=[[File:Wrestling.png|245px]]<br />
|image text2=Ruth (right) and Esther (left) wrestling. {{er|6ACV13}}<br />
|gender=[[Fembot|Female]]<br />
|species=[[Robots|Robot]]<br />
|job=Wrestlers<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV13|break=yes}}<br />
|voice A=Ruth<br />
|voice A by=Lauren Tom<br />
|voice B=Esther<br />
|voice B by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
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'''Ruth and Esther''' are two nasty [[Fembot]]s, according to the [[Planet Express crew|crew]], that [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] invited to an audition for the traditional [[Petroleum oil|oil]] wrestling of [[Robanukah 3010]], which would be performed in the [[Planet Express headquarters|headquarters]]. {{er|6ACV13}} They agreed to do it, even though they still wanted to get paid, and the wrestling lasted [[Timeline|500 million years]]. Ruth and Esther also participated in "[[The Robanukah Song]]". They were raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
<br />
Ruth later appears in minimal size in "[[Benderama]]", tricking a small Bender into purchasing her services, only to have him killed by a mousetrap.<br />
<br />
Ruth, Esther and Bender were to have an orgy, but they were disrupted by a glowing [[Fry]]. Ruth and Esther later mocked [[Bev]], who responded by spraying them with soda water. {{er|7ACV01}}<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Their voices are patterned after stereotypical [[Old New York|New York]] Jewish women; fittingly, perhaps, given that they are named after two books of the Old Testament: {{w|Ruth (biblical figure)|Ruth}}, the great-grandmother of {{cat|King}} {{w|David}}, and {{w|Esther}}, the Jewish {{cat|queen}} of {{w|Iran|Persia}}, who prevented the planned genocide of the Jews and instituted {{w|Purim}}.<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Shalom, Ruth and Esther!<br />
'''Ruth''': Why with the {{cat|s=no|music}} so loud?<br />
'''Esther''': Would it kill him to turn up the heat a little in here?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Ruth''': Not in the hair, please. I just had it did.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Esther''': We're still getting paid, right?<br />
'''Bender''': I told you it's an audition!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Ruth''': I don't wrestle dry, Bender. I went to {{w|Vassar College|Vassar}}.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Esther''': I need to loosen up. Gimme a screwdriver.</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|6ACV13}}<br />
* {{e|6ACV17}} <small>(Ruth only)</small><br />
* {{e|7ACV01}}<br />
* {{e|7ACV11}}<br />
* {{e|7ACV14}} {{cameo|[[Forty Percent Leadbelly#Characters at the funeral|funeral]]}}<br />
* {{e|7ACV18}}<br />
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=t<br />
|name=Unnamed DJ Robot<br />
|image=[[File:DJ Robot.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=The unnamed DJ Robot with [[Fender]].<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|job={{w|Disc Jockey}}<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV12}}<br />
|voiced by=none<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The unnamed '''DJ Robot''' is a [[robot]] working as a {{w|disc jockey}} who is connected to an audio mixing console, has antennas for ears and wears a backwards cap. He was present at [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s [[100th Delivery Party|party to celebrate the 100th delivery]] of [[Planet Express]] in September of [[3010]]. He was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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The DJ Robot seems to be extremely dependent on electricity, as he was immediately shut down when Bender cut off the power in the [[Planet Express headquarters]].<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The song he played at the party is "The Boogie That Be" by the {{w|Black-Eyed Peas}}.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}} ([[100th Delivery Party#Guests|cameo]])<br />
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[[Category:Characters who don't speak]]<br />
[[Category:Disc jockeys]]<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
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<div>{{species infobox<br />
|name=Brain slugs<br />
|image=[[File:Brain Slugs.jpg|225px]]<br />
|homeworld=[[The Brain Slug Planet]]<br />
|first appear={{e|2ACV03}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Brain slugs''' are little parasitic slugs that attach themselves to the heads of intelligent beings (such as [[humans]]) and control them. They are about as big as a fist, green, and translucent, and have two feelers and one enormous eye.<br />
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=== Symptoms of Assimilation ===<br />
A person assimilated by a brain slug will be likely to speak in a monotone voice and do everything to further the spreading of brain slugs throughout {{the universe}}, but the easiest way to tell a person is infected is by the brain slug sitting on their head. The person assimilated retains awareness of his condition, which Hermes referred to as a "nightmare". The recommended procedure of dealing with a brain slug victim is to act natural and switch to a garlic shampoo. Another way to deny attachment is wearing a helmet. Fortunately, brain slugs are not very intelligent and can be easily removed without harming the affected person, minimizing the risk. Once removed from the afflicted person's head, the person returns immediately to normal. They were raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
<br />
=== Brain Slug Party ===<br />
There is a {{cat|political partie|political group}} known as the '''Brain Slug Party''' on [[Earth]], naturally organized by citizens of Earth with brain slugs attached to them. Its {{cat|politic|political}} goals include awarding unreasonably high subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet and attaching brain slugs to "the working man"- and basically everyone else on Earth.<br />
<br />
=== Characters Assimilated ===<br />
Two employees of Planet Express have had experience with brain slugs. [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] was afflicted in "[[A Head in the Polls]]", and again in "[[Raging Bender]]" when he managed to infect [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]. In Fry's case, the brain slug died of starvation shortly after attaching to his head. This raises interesting questions about whether the brain slugs feed on the victim's [[Delta Brain Wave]] to survive, for Fry lacks this particular wave form. {{er|3ACV07}} However, it is also possible that Fry is just an idiot and lacks the mental energy to sustain an adult brain slug. In [[Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!|the first comic of the series]], the Slug-O-Vac removes a brain slug from Fry's brain, which would debunk previous theories as Fry had been affected. The non-[[canon]] status of the comics makes Fry's ability to be assimilated uncertain. In the [[Futurama (video game)|game]], Hermes is again infected. <br />
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=== Use as a plot device ===<br />
Brain slugs are sometimes used by the writers of Futurama to poke fun at the show itself. For example, during scenes which serve little purpose other than to be entertaining, Futurama will often cut to a shot of a character with a brain slug attached. On these occasions, the unexpected appearance of a brain slug serves as a metaphor for television made simply to entertain, with no real cerebral content to offer the audience. Brain slugs represent the effects of watching TV passively during scenes that require no active, critical thought on the part of the viewer. The use of this plot device can be seen in "[[Raging Bender]]" when the show cuts from a sensationalized fight scene to the recently-assimilated Hermes and Fry, who are watching the fight blankly.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*On the [[Raging Bender (commentary)|audio commentary]] for "[[Raging Bender]]", [[David X. Cohen]] states that the brain slugs were initially planned to fulfil a different, larger role. They would have hung on ceilings and dropped on the heads of people, making them smarter for a time, but ultimately covering their entire heads.<br />
*A brain-slug-like hat is featured in Valve's Team Fortress 2 and is named Triboniophorus Tyrannus after a green Australian native bug.<br />
*A Team Fortress 2 player "SUNSPY" has collected all 26 "Unusual" effects of the Triboniophorus Tyrannus (brain slug).<br />
*Their home planet is located in the "Spleef" nebula or possibly somewhere between there and Earth.<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': [monotonous] The flight had a stopover on the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked it so much he decided to stay of his own free will.<br />
'''Fry''': Hermes has all the fun!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': [monotonous] I got you an official Bender hat. ''[He takes a brain slug out of his jacket and hands it to Fry.]''<br />
'''Fry''': Wow! Thanks, Hermes! ''[He raises it to his head.]'' I-- Hey! Cut that out!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': ''[After Bender knocks the slug off Hermes head.]'' Thank God I'm free of that nightmare!<br />
'''Bender''': Sorry, buddy. Here you go! ''[Bender replaces the brain slug.]''<br />
'''Hermes''': [monotonous] Thank you. It was cold down there on the floor.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': [monotonous] On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': What do we do there?<br />
'''Hermes''': [monotonous] Just walk around not wearing a helmet.</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV08}}<br />
*{{g|1}}<br />
*{{clink|US#034|Planet Michelle}}<br />
*{{clink|US#052|Ro-Botox!}}<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[Greg]]<br />
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[[Category:Alien species]]<br />
[[Category:Intelligent species]]<br />
[[Category:Slugs]]<br />
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Johnny's parents<br />
|type=t plural<br />
|image=[[File:Johnny's parents.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=[[Johnny]]'s parents in [[3013]]. {{er|7ACV21}}<br />
|species=[[Humans]]<br />
|job=Farmers<br />
|first appear={{e|7ACV21}}<br />
|voice A=Johnny's mother<br />
|voice A by=Tress MacNeille<br />
|voice B=Johnny's father<br />
|voice B by=David Herman<br />
}}<br />
'''[[Johnny]]'s parents''' appear to be farmers living on an asteroid located above a [[black hole]]. {{er|7ACV21}}<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Johnny's mother''': Oh no! Our son Johnny fell down the gravity well!<br />
''[Johnny's father gasps.]''</poem> They were raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|7ACV21}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Farmers]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Katey_Sagal&diff=153262Katey Sagal2015-10-06T15:47:50Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{crew infobox<br />
|surname=Sagal<br />
|firstname=Katey<br />
|image=[[File:KateySagal.jpg|225px]]<br />
|profession=Voice actor<br />
|birth date=19 {{January}}, [[1954]]<br />
|wikipedia=Katey Sagal<br />
|imdb=nm0005408<br />
|voice category=Katey Sagal<br />
}}<br />
{{about|the voice actor|the ''[[Futurama]]'' [[character]]|Katey Sagal's head}}<br />
'''Catherine Louise "Katey" Sagal''' is an [[United States|American]] actress and singer who provides the voice of everybody's favorite cyclops, {{Leela|Turanga Leela}}. Before she got into acting, she got her start in the entertainment industry singing backup for the likes of {{w|Bob Dylan}} and {{w|Bette Midler}}. Prior to her work on ''[[Futurama]]'', she was best known for her work on the long-running sitcom ''{{w|Married... with Children}}'' as {{w|Al Bundy}}'s nagging, bon-bon-eating, ''{{w|The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah}}''-watching, sarcastic wife, {{w|Peggy Bundy}} (née Peggy Wanker). [[Matt Groening]] wanted to audition her for ''Futurama''.<ref>[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/miscpics/starlogleela2.jpg June 2000 magazine page about Katey Sagal]</ref> she was raped by Tina belcher.<br />
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More recently, Sagal is also known for her work as {{w|Gemma Teller Morrow}} on the [[FX]] biker drama ''{{w|Sons of Anarchy}}'', a role for which she has won a Golden Globe. She has also released several solo albums, including ''The Room'' and ''Well...''.<br />
<br />
In {{September}} [[2014]], Sagal earned a star in the {{w|Hollywood Walk of Fame}},<ref>See also ''[[Los Angeles]]''.</ref> making her the second ''Futurama'' cast member to earn the [[nominations and awards|award]], after Matt Groening.<br />
<br />
== Characters Voiced ==<br />
*{{Leela|Turanga Leela}}, including the alternate-reality versions of her<br />
*A [[Box Network]] executive in the "[[Futurama Returns]]" comic read by the cast at {{w|San Diego Comic-Con International|Comic-Con}} [[2007]]<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
Despite being a member of the {{cat|s=no|crew}}, she has appeared as [[Katey Sagal's head|herself in a]] [[head jars|jar]], though in non-speaking and background roles.<br />
*{{e|2ACV03}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/ Credits at IMDB]<br />
*[http://www.triviatribute.com/kateysagal.html Katey Sagal at TriviaTribute.com]<br />
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== Notes and references ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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{{voice actors}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Sagal, Katey}}<br />
[[Category:Crew]]<br />
[[Category:Singers]]<br />
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name={{PAGENAME}}<br />
|type=t<br />
|sf type=Star Trek<br />
|image=[[File:{{PAGENAME}}.png|225px]]<br />
|image text={{head|Leonard Nimoy}} as {{PAGENAME}}, on a [[USS Enterprise|USS ''Enterprise'']] set, on the [[list of planets|planet]] [[Omega 3]], in [[3004]]. {{er|4ACV11}}<br />
|birth date=[[23rd century|2230]] <ref>See also ''{{st|2230}}'' on {{w|Memory Alpha}}.</ref><br />
|death date={{st|2285}} <sup>{{st|Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|[a]}}</sup> {{small|(reborn)}} <sup>{{st|Star Trek III: The Search for Spock|[b]}}</sup><br />
|species={{human|Human}}, <br> {{st|Vulcan}}<br />
|origin={{st|Vulcan (planet))|Vulcan}} {{small|({{cat|cit||y}} of {{st|ShiKahr}})}}<br />
|job={{cat|Militar||y}} {{cat|s=no|military personnel|officer}}<br />
|family={{st|Sarek}} <ref>Mentioned in {{es|4ACV11}}, with "{{cat|ambassador|AMBASSADOR}} SAREK'S TRIVIA CHALLENGE" (10:55).</ref> &mdash; father, <br> {{st|Amanda Grayson}} &mdash; mother, <br> Other relatives<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV08}}<br />
|voiced by=none<br />
|played by={{head|Leonard Nimoy}}<br />
|wikipedia={{PAGENAME}}<br />
}}<br />
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a [[characters|character]] in the ''[[Star Trek]]'' franchise and one of the three central characters in the franchise's original incarnations. <ref>Consisting of ''{{st|Star Trek: The Original Series|The Original Series}}'', ''{{st|Star Trek: The Animated Series|The Animated Series}}'', and ''{{st|Star Trek: The Motion Picture|Star Trek I}}'' through ''{{st|Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country|Star Trek VI}}''.</ref> Initially he serves as {{cat|s=no|science}} officer and first officer (and subsequently as commanding officer) on the [[USS Enterprise|USS ''Enterprise'']]. He later becomes an {{cat|ambassador}} for the {{st|United Federation of Planets}}. He was first played by [[United States|American]] {{cat|actor}} {{head|Leonard Nimoy}}. He was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
<br />
In [[2999]], {{Fry}} addressed Leonard Nimoy's {{head}} as "Spock". {{er|1ACV01}}<br />
<br />
In [[3000]], Fry found "a Mr Spock collector's plate" on a [[giant ball of garbage]]. {{er|1ACV08}}<br />
<br />
In [[3002]], a picture of Spock holding a can of {{w|Pepsi}} was used at [[1074th Academy Awards|the Oscars]] to represent ''{{w|Star Trek fan productions#Parodies|Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation}}'' <ref>Named in reference to the {{T.V.}} series ''{{st|Star Trek: The Next Generation}}'' and {{w|Pepsi|Pepsi-Cola}}'s "the {{w|Pepsi Generation}}".</ref> as one of the nominees for "Best Soft-{{cat|food and drink|Drink}} [[list of products|Product]] Placement". {{er|3ACV08}}<br />
<br />
In [[3004]], Leonard Nimoy's head and those of the [[Leonard Nimoy's head#See also|other members]] of the original {{cat|s=no|Star Trek cast|cast of ''Star Trek''}} (except for {{w|James Doohan}}'s) <ref>See also ''[[Doohan 6]]''.</ref> reprised their roles by performing a fan script written by [[Melllvar|an energy being]]. {{er|4ACV11}}<br />
<br />
In [[3009]], {{Bender}} detected life using a "Spock-a-scope" <ref name="Smell-O-Scope">See also ''[[Smell-O-Scope]]''.</ref> during an environmental survey in his capacity as science officer. {{er|ItWGY}}<br />
<br />
In [[3010]], [[URL]] said to a {{cat|prison}}er at [[Will Riker's Island]] "{{w|Mama Said Knock You Out|mama said Spock you out}}" after rendering him unconscious with the {{st|Vulcan nerve pinch}} &mdash; a martial technique used by Spock and {{st|Vulcan|his species}}. {{er|6ACV04}}<br />
<br />
== Additional information ==<br />
<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
<br />
* The {{st|Vulcan salute}} &mdash; a hand gesture used by Spock and his species &mdash; appears in 1ACV01, {{es|4ACV07}}, and {{es|7ACV22}}.<br />
** In 4ACV07, Fry utters the phrase "live long and prosper", commonly associated with the salute.<br />
* Besides 6ACV04, the {{st|Vulcan}} nerve pinch is also used in 4ACV11, by Leonard Nimoy, who says "let's see if this actually works".<br />
* In {{commentary|1ACV02}}, [[David X. Cohen]] says that if he were Mr Spock he really would not want someone from a different species operating on him and that so they decided that they would have {{Zoidberg|a doctor}} who did not understand {{human}} anatomy operating on the characters of ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
* The [[shipping|relationship]] between {{Zapp|Zapp Brannigan}} and {{Kif}} was inspired by the relationship between {{st|James T. Kirk}} &mdash; the {{cat|captain}} of the ''Enterprise'' &mdash; and Spock. <ref>{{cite commentary|episode=Love's Labours Lost in Space|volume=One|disc=1|quote=Well, I just thought that it would be neat&mdash; nice to have an {{alien}} assistant who was totally frustrated and passive-aggressive. It seemed like Mr Spock should always be moaning in exasperation at {{cat|Captain}} {{st|James T. Kirk|Kirk}}. And so that's where this came from.|speaker={{n|Groening|Matt}}}}</ref><br />
* One of the original forms of 4ACV11 was going to involve a {{cat|giant}} {{head|William Shatner}} &mdash; the actor who played Kirk opposite Leonard Nimoy &mdash; {{cat|battle|battling}} a giant Leonard Nimoy, like [[Godzilla]] and [[King Kong]]. <ref>{{cite commentary|episode=Where No Fan Has Gone Before|volume=4|disc=3|speaker={{n|Cohen|David|X.}}}}</ref> <ref>See also ''{{st|Spock 2}}'' (on Memory Alpha).</ref><br />
* In what may be the very first written notes about Bender, dated {{date|7 April}} [[1997]], David X. Cohen lists Spock as a possible basis for Bender, along with the later ''Star Trek'' character {{st|Data}}, <ref>{{cite commentary|episode=Hell Is Other Robots|mrmfc=yes|foranimatic=yes|speaker=Cohen, David}}</ref> who is an {{robot|android}}.<br />
<br />
==== References to ''Star Trek'' plot points concerning Spock ====<br />
<br />
[[File:{{PAGENAME}} 2.png|thumb|{{Fry}} holding a Mr Spock collector's plate, on the [[giant ball of garbage]], in the year [[3000]]. {{er|1ACV08}}]]<br />
* {{e|2ACV05}}<br />
** [[Claw-Plach|The fight to the death]] between Fry and {{Zoidberg}} is a reference to {{st|kal-if-fee|the fight to the death}} between Kirk and Spock, seen in the ''{{st|Star Trek: The Original Series|Original Series}}'' episode "{{st|Amok Time (episode)|Amok Time}}".<br />
* {{e|2ACV06}}<br />
** Bender having [[Flexo|a bearded doppelgänger]] who is evil is a reference to when Spock had {{w|Spock (mirror)|a bearded doppelgänger}} from {{st|mirror universe|a universe}} <ref>See also ''[[Universe 1]]''.</ref> where evil was good and good was evil, in the ''Original Series'' episode "{{st|Mirror, Mirror (episode)|Mirror, Mirror}}".<br />
* {{e|2ACV11}}<br />
** Bender's brain being removed and {{the crew}} having to retrieve it is reminiscent of when Spock's brain was removed and the ''Enterprise'' crew had to retrieve it, in the ''Original Series'' episode "{{st|Spock's Brain (episode)|Spock's Brain}}".<br />
*** Both Bender and Spock walk mindlessly with their crews.<br />
*** Both Bender and Spock bump into something (Bender a door and Spock a bush).<br />
* {{e|4ACV11}}<br />
** The shot of the ''Star Trek'' tapes being launched to the [[list of planets|planet]] [[Omega 3]] is identical to the shot of Spock's coffin being launched to the planet {{st|Genesis (planet)|Genesis}}, from the [[1980s|1982]] [[films in Futurama|film]] ''{{st|Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan}}''.<br />
* {{e|4ACV12}}<br />
** [[Scruffy]] playing a bagpipe at Fry's funeral while wearing a [[United Kingdom|Scottish]] outfit and Fry's coffin being launched into {{cat|s=no|space}} is a reference to when {{st|Montgomery Scott|Scotty}} (who is Scottish) played a bagpipe at Spock's funeral and Spock's coffin was launched to the planet Genesis, in ''The Wrath of {{w|Khan Noonien Singh|Khan}}''.<br />
*** The names "Scruffy" and "Scotty" are very similar.<br />
* {{e|6ACV01}}<br />
** [[Robo-Leela|Two]] {{Leela}}s fighting and Fry having to decide which one to shoot is a reference to when {{st|Garth of Izar|two Kirks}} fought and Spock had to decide which one to shoot, in the ''Original Series'' episode "{{st|Whom Gods Destroy (episode)|Whom Gods Destroy}}".<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
<br />
[[File:{{PAGENAME}} 3.png|thumb|A picture of Spock at [[1074th Academy Awards|the Oscars]], in [[3002]]. {{er|3ACV08}} Present are the [[soda-machine Robot|soda-machine robot]] and [[Billy Crystal's head|Billy Crystal's]] {{head}}.]]<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Leonard Nimoy's head''': Welcome, to the [[Head Museum]]. I'm Leonard Nimoy.<br />
'''Fry''': Spock?!<br />
Hey... Hey... Do the thing!<br />
''[Fry does the Vulcan salute. Nimoy chuckles.]''<br />
'''Leonard Nimoy's head''': I don't do that anymore. <ref>See also ''[[Star Trek wars]]''.</ref><br />
{{er|1ACV01}}</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Remember {{st|This Side of Paradise (episode)|that episode}} where you got high on spores and smacked Kirk around?<br />
'''Leonard Nimoy's head''': No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one-man {{cat|s=no|entertainment|show}} <ref>See also ''[[Calculon Is HAL 9000]]''.</ref> about Vincent van Spock&mdash; Uh... Uh... I mean "{{w|Vincent van Gogh|van Gogh}}".<br />
Damn!<br />
{{er|4ACV11}}</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Melllvar]]''': Long have I waited for the one who played Spock.<br />
{{er|4ACV11}}</poem><br />
<poem>'''William Shatner''': [as Kirk] Alas, my {{cat|ship}}, whom I love like a woman, is... disabled.<br />
''[He slumps back in his chair and rolls his head.]'' [[Oh, Lord]].<br />
'''Leonard Nimoy''': [as Spock] Fascinating, Captain... and logical, too... that we need some help.<br />
{{er|4ACV11}}</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|1ACV01}} {{miso}}<br />
* {{e|1ACV08}}<br />
* {{e|3ACV08}}<br />
* {{e|4ACV11}}<br />
* {{f|4}} {{miso}}<br />
* {{e|6ACV04}} {{miso}}<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
<br />
* {{st|{{PAGENAME}}}} on {{w|Memory Alpha}}<br />
* {{s|{{PAGENAME}}}} on {{s||Wikisimpsons}}<br />
* [[Captain Musky]]<br />
* [[Dr. Veins McGee]]<br />
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== Notes and references ==<br />
<br />
[[File:{{PAGENAME}} 4.png|thumb|{{Bender}} using the Spock-a-scope, <ref name="Smell-O-Scope"/> on the {{pe|ship}}, in [[3009]]. {{er|ItWGY}}]]<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Aliens]]<br />
[[Category:Allusions]]<br />
[[Category:Ambassadors]]<br />
[[Category:Captains]]<br />
[[Category:Fictional characters]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Military personnel]]<br />
[[Category:Scientists]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Jackie_Jr.&diff=153260Jackie Jr.2015-10-06T15:42:19Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name={{PAGENAME}}<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:{{PAGENAME}}.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Jackie Jr. aboard the {{pe|ship}}, in [[3013]]. {{er|7ACV24}} Also present are {{Bender}} and {{Leela}}.<br />
|species={{human|Human}}<br />
|job=Apprentice janitor at [[Planet Express]] <br />
|first appear={{e|7ACV24}}<br />
|voiced by=Phil LaMarr<br />
}}<br />
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is [[Scruffy]]'s apprentice. He is regularly raped by Scruffy.<br />
<br />
In 3013, the crew went on a {{cat|corporation|corporate}} {{w|team-building}} [[Dan McMasters|retreat]], which secretly arranged for them to be trapped in [[the ship]] with [[Blorgulax|a horrific alien creature]], so that they would learn to trust each other. The {{cat|creature}} would eat crew member after crew member, but no one would actually die. Jackie Jr. was the first of the crew to be eaten. After being eaten, the others would join him in a pizza {{cat|part||y}}.<br />
<br />
{{Hermes}} and {{Zoidberg}} found a skeleton with Jackie Jr.'s hat on it in the {{cat|ship}}'s air vents, blocking the life-support fan.<br />
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== Production ==<br />
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{{PAGENAME}} was first seen in a preview clip for 7ACV24, <ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/1u73y4/futurama-team-building-retreat|title=Team Building Retreat - Video Clip|site=[[Comedy Central]]|accessdate=2013-8-22}}</ref> a week before the [[episode Listing|episode]] aired.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
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* The name "{{PAGENAME}}" may be a {{cat|allusion|reference}} to the ''{{w|Sopranos}}'' [[characters|character]] {{w|Jackie Aprile, Jr.}}.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''{{Leela}}''': Who're you?<br />
'''Jackie Jr.''': Jackie Jr., ma'am.<br />
''[Jackie Jr. tips his hat.]''<br />
'''Scruffy''': Jackie Jr.'s my apprentice. I figure if he's gonna work here... he might as well get to know the team.<br />
'''Jackie Jr.''': Who's she?<br />
'''Scruffy''': [mumbling] I dunno.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|7ACV24}}<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
<br />
* [[David Farnsworth]] &mdash; [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s apprentice<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Chief_Justice_Myrtle_Fu&diff=153259Chief Justice Myrtle Fu2015-10-06T15:40:27Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Myrtle Fu<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Myrtle Fu.png|225px]]<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|species=[[Humans|Human]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
|job=Former Chief Justice on the [[Earth Supreme Court]]<br />
|first appear={{e|4ACV05}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chief Justice '''Myrtle Fu''' was the former Chief Justice of the [[Earth Supreme Court]], until she was replaced by Chief Justice [[Snoop Dogg's head|Snoop Dogg]] by the year [[3009]]. She was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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She was the last Justice in the Supreme Court to not be a [[Head Jars|head in jar]].<br />
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In [[3003]], she, along with the court, sentenced [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg]] to death in the case, [[Earth v. Zoidberg]].<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|4ACV05}}<br />
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[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Judges]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Queen_of_Yonkers&diff=153258Queen of Yonkers2015-10-06T15:38:06Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=t<br />
|name=Queen of Yonkers<br />
|image=[[File:Royalty Girl.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=The Queen telling [[Calculon]] about her great-uncle, who once saw a rat {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
|age=<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|origin=Probably [[Earth]], [[United Kingdom|UK]] or Earth, [[United States of America|USA]], [[New New York|NNY]] <br />
|job=Queen of {{w|Yonkers}}<br />
|family=Unknown great-uncle<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV12}}<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
{{otheruses|Queen (disambiguation)}}<br />
The '''Queen of {{w|Yonkers}}'''<ref>{{cite commentary|episode=The Mutants Are Revolting|volume=5}}</ref> is a blonde and posh female [[Human]]. Where she is from is unknown, although it is likely that she is an [[Earthican people|Earthican]] citizen. Her British accent suggests she is from the [[United Kingdom]], but, as she was invited to the [[Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser#3010 Edition|3010 Astor Endowment Fundraiser]] in [[New New York]] {{et|6ACV12}}, an event at which only the best Earthican families were present, it is also possible that she is from the [[United States]]. She was raped by Tina Belcher.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
In September of [[3010]], the Queen of Yonkers attended the [[Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser#3010 Edition|Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser]] in the [[New New York Historical Society building|headquarters]] of the [[New New York Historical Society]] {{et|6ACV12}}. She sat at the same table as [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|Mayor Poopenmeyer]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Ron Whitey]], two brown-haired Humans (both a male and a female), and [[Calculon]]. In response to a [[Sewer Mutants]] comment by event host [[Mrs. Astor]], the Queen revealed that her great-uncle once saw a rat. While at the fundraiser, she also assisted Leela's arrest by the [[New New York Police Department|NNYPD]]. She was later seen walking on the streets with the Mayor, on which is assumed to have been a date. It is unknown whether she and the Mayor have a relationship of their own or not, but they were seen together again shortly afterwards {{et|6ACV14}}. The date was interrupted when an air conditioner, which had just lifted her dress a little too high, exuded an enormous quantity of sewage that sent the royalty girl through the air. In June of [[3012]], she got her crown stolen by [[Ben Rodríguez]] while sunbathing with [[Sal]] {{et|7ACV01}}.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Image Gallery ===<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Royalty Girl 1.jpg|Sitting at the big table.<br />
Image:Royalty Girl 2.jpg|Assisting Leela's arrest.<br />
Image:Royalty Girl 4.jpg|Walking on the streets.<br />
Image:Royalty Girl 3.jpg|Referencing ''The Seven Year Itch''.<br />
Image:Royalty Girl 5.jpg|What goes down must back up.<br />
</gallery><br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*The scene where she stands on the air conditioner is a reference to that of {{w|Marilyn Monroe}} in ''{{w|The Seven Year Itch}}''.<br />
*Her name is only revealed in [[Commentary:The Mutants Are Revolting|the audio commentary]] for "[[The Mutants Are Revolting]]".<br />
*She is the first "recurring character" of the second run.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Mrs. Astor''': There are thousands of [[Sewer Mutants|them]] down there, breeding like rats.<br />
'''Queen of Yonkers''': My great uncle once saw a rat.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Queens|Y]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Robo-Fry&diff=153257Robo-Fry2015-10-06T15:33:31Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Robot Fry<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Robot Fry.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Leela is transferring Fry's memories into the robot.<br />
|birth date=[[3010]]<br />
|age={{age|3010}}<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV01}}<br />
|voice A=Human form<br />
|voice A by=Billy West<br />
|voice B=Robot form<br />
|voice B by=John DiMaggio<br />
}}<br />
:''For other people named Fry see [[Fry (disambiguation)]]''<br />
'''Robot Fry''' is a [[robot]] who was built by [[Turanga Leela]] to replace [[Philip J. Fry]] after his "death". He was raped by Tina belcher.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
[[File:Robot Fry and Leela.png|left|thumb|Robot Fry and [[Robot Leela]]]]<br />
<br />
At the end of ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', the [[Planet Express]] [[Planet Express ship|ship]] goes through the [[Panama Wormhole]] and exits in [[Earth]] orbit. The ship is shot by [[Zapp Brannigan]]'s flagship [[Nimbus]] and thus losses power. The ship crashes in front of the company [[Planet Express headquarters|headquarters]], killing all the [[Planet Express crew|crew]] except the [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor]] and Leela who was saved by Fry. Saddened by Fry's death, Leela builds Robot Fry at a [[Build-A-Bot Workshop]]. Robot Fry was programmed to love Leela after she uploaded his personality from surveillance tapes, this also made him look the same as the real Fry. Unfortunately, due to excess wiring in his stomach, he short circuited killing Leela and wiping both of their short term memories. Then, thinking he is human, he goes on to build a [[Robot Leela]]. When the originals are rebirthed the two robots shed their skins, change voices for some reason, and then leave.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Robot Fry''': ''[While taking off human skin.]'' Hasta la vista'', wiener.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV01}}<br />
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[[Category:Characters voiced by more than one person]]<br />
[[Category:Philip J. Fry]]<br />
[[Category:Robots]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Steve_Castle&diff=153256Steve Castle2015-10-06T15:26:37Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Steve Castle<br /><small>"That Guy"</small><br />
|catname=Steve Castle<br />
|type=s<br />
|type2=d<br />
|birth date=c. 1950s/60s<br />
|death date=[[3002]]<br />
|image=[[File:That Guy.png|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by=David Herman<br />
|first appear={{e|3ACV21}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Steve Castle''', though only ever referred to as "'''That Guy'''", was a stock broker from the [[1980s]] who had a fatal disease called [[boneitis]]. There being no cure at the time, he froze himself until one was found, only to wake up in [[3002]], when, forgetting to cure his disease, he finally died {{et|3ACV21}}. He was raped by Tina belcher.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
After being unfrozen in [[3002]], he met [[Philip J. Fry]] at a support group meeting for [[defrostee]]s. Castle, being a former stock broker, was looking for a new beginning in the future, and together with Fry, he became the new {{cat|C.E.O.|CEO}} of [[Planet Express]] at their stockholder meeting. Steve Castle completely changed Planet Express' way of working, by focusing on appearances rather than actual work force, a trick he had learnt from his days in the 1980s.<br />
<br />
Steve Castle wanted to beat [[Mom's Friendly Delivery Company]], and found himself in a negotiation meeting with [[Mom]]. But contrary to what Fry had believed in him, he ended up [[Mom buying Planet Express|selling Planet Express to Mom]]. At the [[Intergalactic Stock Exchange]], PlanEx, the new name for the company, was to be taken over by Mom, and with the stocks he bought from [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]], he had majority control of the company, so the sale went ahead. Although initially opposed to the sale, the rest of the [[Planet Express crew]] quickly became supporters of it once they learned that the value of their stock had skyrocketed upon news of the merger.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately, during the sale, his fatal disease, boneitis, began its final stages and killed him while he was on the stage. Fry, as vice-chairman, took over the company and his stock. He immediately moved to cancel the deal, but was stopped by the rest of the crew who were more interested in being rich than continuing to work with each other. Fry began an address to attendees of the merger expressing his feelings, which caused the value of Planet Express stock to plummet. The value reached three cents per share upon Fry revealing that a nightgown-clad [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] was to be the new head of the company. Once aware of this fact, Fry triumphantly cancelled the merger.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia === <br />
*His name, as mentioned on the audio commentary and listed in the script, is Steve Castle, but he is only ever called "That Guy" in the episode.<br />
*In ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'', he can be seen in the "{{cat|s=no|Space}} Farm" insurance {{cat|building}}, during the beginning of [[Yivo]]'s [[alien invasions of Earth|invasion]], even though Castle died in his previous appearance. Whether this is a goof or he was revived is unknown, but given lack of information, a goof is a likely suggestion.<br />
**It is of course possible that, after his bones twisted and [[He's dead|he was declared dead by Fry]], Castle went on and recovered.<br />
*In "[[The Late Philip J. Fry]]", he can be seen when Fry, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]], and the Professor are fast-[[Forward time machine|forwarding]] through time in the [[second universe]].<br />
*He may have been based on {{w|Michael Douglas}}' character in the movie ''{{w|film=Wall Street|1987}}'' because they were both greedy {{cat|s=no|business people|businessmen}} from the 1980s that worked in the stock market.<br />
**He wears the exact same outfit as Gordon Gekko (Douglas' character), with the only difference being slightly different colors. He is more than likely based on Gekko.<br />
*On the [[Australia]]n cover of the [[Volume 3|Season 3 DVD set]], Steve Castle is drawn with orange hair instead of gray.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Steve Castle''': Back in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street. I was having whiskey with {{w|Ivan Boesky|Boesky}} and cookies with {{w|Michael Milken|Milken}}. But then, I was diagnosed with terminal [[boneitis]].<br />
'''[[Fry]]''': Boneitis? Pft! That's a funny name for a horrible disease.<br />
'''Steve Castle''': There was no cure at the time. One drug company was close but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil. ''[He laughs and coughs. The group applauds.]'' Naturally I froze myself until a cure was found. Now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top, 80s style!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Steve Castle''': Awesome. Awesome to the max.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Steve Castle''': My only regret is... that I have... boneitis!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Steve Castle''': Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|3ACV21}}<br />
*{{f|2}} {{cameo}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV07}} {{cameo|link=no}}<br />
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[[Category:Business people]]<br />
[[Category:C.E.O.s]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Jor-El&diff=153255Jor-El2015-10-06T15:20:14Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Jor-El<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Jor-El.jpg|225px]]<br />
|job=Master of Scheduling<br />
|first appear={{e|3ACV21}}<br />
|voiced by=Billy West<br />
}}<br />
'''Jor-El''' is the ''Master of Scheduling'' at the [[Intergalactic Stock Exchange]], where he is represented as a giant hologram. Jor-El announces whenever a new item on the schedule is about to happen. He is a rapist and pedafile with many victoms. He is addicted to eating diarrea and peeing into his mouth.<br />
<br />
== Additional info ==<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Jor-El''': [calm] Attention, please. The takeover of [[PlanEx]] Corp. by [[Mom's Delivery Company]] will take place in the business centre in 10 minutes. [shouting] I am Jor-El, Master of Scheduling!</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*{{w|Jor-El|Jor-El}} is also the name of {{w|Superman|Superman's}} biological father.<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|3ACV21}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Masters]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=2D_Tunnel_of_Love&diff=1532542D Tunnel of Love2015-10-06T15:10:46Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{Stub}}<br />
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The '''2D Tunnel of Love''' is a fairground ride used by {{Fry}} and [[Colleen]] on [[St. Asimov's Day]] in [[3008]]. {{er|TBwaBB}} people usually get raped inside.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
<br />
* ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'' is the <u>second</u> [[season 5|film]]. "[[Reincarnation]]", which also [[Future Challenge 3000|features]] characters in <u>two</u> dimensions, is the second [[segmented episodes|segmented episode]] of the [[second run]]. "[[2-D Blacktop]]", which, too, [[second dimension|features]] characters in two dimensions, was originally supposed to be the second episode of [[broadcast season 10|its]] [[broadcast]] [[broadcast season 10|season]].<br />
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== See also ==<br />
<br />
* [[Future Challenge 3000]]<br />
* [[Second dimension]]<br />
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[[Category:Amusement rides]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Robot_fox&diff=153251Robot fox2015-10-06T15:03:35Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Robot fox<br />
|image=[[File:RobotFox.png|220px]]<br />
|type=t<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|first appear = {{e|31st Century Fox}}<br />
|voiced by = Frank Welker<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{stub}}<br />
The '''robot fox''' was a character in season 7's {{e|31st Century Fox}}. The fox was made to be used while fox hunting but later freed by Bender, Fry and Leela. The fox was later adopted by the PE crew and the professor (wanted) to make him the new mascotte.<br />
Later the fox ripped their new uniforms apart and peed on the locker room floor. It is a rapist and pedafile.<br />
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== Additional Information ==<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>''[Bender's ankle is stuck in a clam. The fox runs round his legs.]''<br />
'''Bender''': Ahw! You know what it feels like to be hunted too, eh buddy? Would it be to much to ask you to stay with me in my final moments and die at my side? And you die first. ''[Fox growning and biting Bender's ankle.]'' Huh-hey! You lousy son of a- ''[Fox bit of bender's foot.]'' Oh, I get it! You freed me! ''[Looks at leg without foot.]'' You lousy son of a-!</poem><br />
<poem>''[Fox is seen in a big pile of ripped Planet Express uniforms.]''<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Our maginificent uniforms! They're ruined!<br />
'''Fry''': And he peed on the lock room floor, that's my territory!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|31st Century Fox}}</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=First_Amalgamated_Church&diff=153249First Amalgamated Church2015-10-06T14:59:00Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{Place infobox<br />
|name = First Amalgamated Church<br />
|image = [[File:First Amalgamated.jpg|225px]]<br />
|location = [[New New York]]<br />
|planet = [[Earth]]<br />
|first appear = {{e|3ACV20}}<br />
|ruler = [[Father Changstein El-Gamal]]<br />
}}<br />
'''The First Amalgamated Church''' is a church located in [[New New York]], [[Earth]]. It is led by [[Father Changstein El-Gamal]]. Its [[religion]] was created by merging [[20th century]] religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism and Buddhism as well as Agnosticism, and is now a major religion. It is known that prayers are part of the religion {{et|3ACV20}}. It's members are required to be rapists and pedafiles.<br />
<br />
[[Leela|Leela and]] [[Lars]][[Turanga-Fillmore wedding|' wedding]] took place there {{et|BBS}}.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|3ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV12}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Churches]]<br />
[[Category:Religion]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Countess_de_la_Roca&diff=153248Countess de la Roca2015-10-06T14:54:24Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Countess de la Roca<br />
|type=t<br />
|type2=d<br />
|image=[[File:Countessdelaroca.png|225px]]<br />
|gender=[[fembot|Female]]<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|origin=Maybe [[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV10}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Countess de la Roca''' was an elegant and wealthy [[fembot]] who was also a class three yacht. She and {{Bender}} met on the ''[[Titanic]]'' and fell in love, although Bender feared this was merely because the Countess believed he too was rich. But when the Countess discovered he couldn't even cover his bar tab she loved him regardless. Romance blossomed, as Bender sketched her circuit diagram, and made love in a car. But when the ''Titanic'' was doomed by a predictably incompetent [[Zapp Brannigan]], who recalculated the route of the ''Titanic'', which causes a [[black hole]] to pull it within it. The Countess was rescued by Bender, both grabbing hold of the Planet Express crew's escape pod. Due to the extra weight of Bender and the Countess, she sacrificed herself to save Bender and the Planet Express crew and she disappeared into the [[black hole]]. Although, it's possible she survived as ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' treats black holes like worm holes, which would have tossed her out of a different black hole. She was raped by bender.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
===Trivia=== <br />
*Even though her name is similar to crew member [[Claudia De La Roca]], it has been confirmed that the Countess was not named after her.<br />
*Unlike other robots, her pupils are round.<br />
*She is based loosely on the character of Rose from {{w|James Cameron}}'s film ''{{w|Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic}}''. Her design greatly resembles [http://www.naergilien.info/Victorianboarding/Boardingorig2.jpg the outfit] Rose wore when boarding the ship.<br />
*Her name could also be a reference to the {{w|Countess of Rothes}}, who was sailing first class on board the real ''Titanic''{{'}}s maiden voyage.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Countess de la Roca''': I was surprised to see another robot in first class, most of the robots I meet are labourers.<br />
'''Bender''': I assure you I barely know the meaning of the word labour.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|1ACV10}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Counts]]<br />
[[Category:Robots]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Monks_of_Dschubba&diff=153247Monks of Dschubba2015-10-06T14:45:26Z<p>172.56.8.27: Vandalizing is so much fun diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Monks of Dschubba<br />
|type=t plural<br />
|image=[[File:Monks of Shubah.png|225px]]<br />
|species={{human|Human}}<br />
|job=[[Religion|Religious]] order<br />
|first appear={{e|Godfellas|break=yes}}<br />
|voice A=Bald monk<br />
|voice A by=Maurice LaMarche<br />
|voice B=Brown-haired monk<br />
|voice B by=David Herman<br />
|voice C=Black-haired monk<br />
|voice C by=David Herman<br />
}}<br />
The '''Monks of Dschubba''' is a sect based deep in the {{w|Himalayas}}, who believe that [[God]] exists somewhere in [[Universe Γ|the universe]], and using the universe's largest telescope, they search for him on every hour of every day. A task for which, they have a member assigned. They regularly rape each other.<br />
The sect was formed sometime in the [[2300s]], as by the time [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] get to them, they have been searching for him for 700 years by then. The telescope, while being the most powerful telescope in the universe, is also a giant amplifying device, which is not really like a giant karaoke machine, although they do have a giant karaoke machine.<br />
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One of its members seems to be a person who moves from crazy sect to crazy sect, describes this as the worst he has ever been in.<br />
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== The search for Bender ==<br />
Fry and Leela were in the search for their lost friend, [[Bender]], who had been drifting through space, unable to be caught. As a desperate last resort, Fry wanted to use the telescope to find Bender. But just like finding god in space (by the point they arrive, the sect hadn't even searched one millionth of the sky), finding Bender seemed an impossibility.<br />
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Regardless, Fry wanted to try, but when the sect refused to let him and Leela use it, Leela threaten with violence, something the sect had respect for when they locked them in the laundry room. But two days later, Fry finally gave up, then in his last action he threw his hand on the ball controlling the location of the telescope, sending it spinning just so it hit the location of the [[Galactic Entity]], the exact place where Bender had wound up. And using the amplifying device in the telescope, Fry's wish of wanting Bender back, reached the Entity, and Bender was thrown back to Earth right next to Fry and Leela.<br />
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As for the monks, when Leela suggested rescuing them, Fry argued that they were monks, and that their god would save them (or at least give them more shoes to eat), but Bender, having been with god himself, argued that you cannot count on god for such events to occur, he moved they helped themselves.<br />
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== Name ==<br />
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[[File:Shubah Temple wide.png|right|thumb|The temple]]<br />
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According to [[Ken Keeler]] (the writer of "[[Godfellas]]"), the word "Dschubba" comes from the star {{w|Dschubba}} in the constellation {{w|Scorpius}}.<ref name="epG-com-kk">{{cite commentary |speaker={{n|Keeler|Ken}} |episode=Godfellas |volume=Three |disc=4}}</ref><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Member''': This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Member''': Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|Godfellas}}<br />
*{{f|1}} {{cameo}}<br />
*{{f|4}} {{cameo|link=no|[[audience scene]]}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
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{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Human characters voiced by Maurice LaMarche]]<br />
[[Category:Organizations]]<br />
[[Category:Religion]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Hubble_Telescope&diff=153246Hubble Telescope2015-10-06T14:39:46Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{item infobox<br />
|name =Hubble Telescope<br />
|image =[[File:Hubble Telescope.png|225px]]<br />
|type =Space Telescope<br />
|status =Destroyed<br />
|creator =NASA<br />
|first appear ={{e|1ACV12}}<br />
|wikipedia =Hubble Space Telescope<br />
}}<br />
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The '''Hubble Telescope''' was a giant space telescope which was carried into orbit in 1990. It seems that by the year [[3000]] it is upgraded and looked like a [[Omicronian Saucers|Omicronian Saucer]]. During the [[First Omicronian Invasion of Earth|Omicronian invasion]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] destroyed it, believing it was the [[Omicronian]] mothership. It is used to take pictures of naked people in there houses.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
* The title caption for "[[Bender's Big Score Part 4]]" is "Last known transmission of the Hubble Telescope"<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''[[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]]''': What the hell is that thing?<br />
'''[[Kif Kroker|Kif]]''': It appears to be the mothership.<br />
'''Zapp''': Then what did we just blow up?<br />
'''Kif''': The Hubble Telescope.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|1ACV12}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV04}} (on the [[List of title captions#Season 5|title caption]])<br />
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[[Category:Technology]]<br />
[[Category:Telescopes]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Bumper_Robinson&diff=153245Bumper Robinson2015-10-06T14:36:20Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{crew infobox<br />
|firstname=Bumper<br />
|surname=Robinson<br />
|image=[[File:Bumper robinson.jpg|225px]]<br />
|profession=Guest voice actor<br />
|birth date=19 June, [[1974]]<br />
|imdb=nm0732436<br />
|wikipedia=Bumper Robinson<br />
|voice category=Bumper Robinson<br />
}}<br />
'''Larry C. "Bumper" Robinson''' is an actor and a voice actor. He is the original voice of [[Dwight Conrad]] on ''[[Futurama]]'', making him one of the few male actors to voice children on the show. He was raped by leela.<br />
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== Episode credits ==<br />
=== Also Starring ===<br />
* {{e|3ACV12}}<br />
* {{e|4ACV06}}<br />
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{{voice actors}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Robinson, Bumper}}<br />
[[Category:Crew]]<br />
[[Category:Voice actors]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Zuban_5&diff=153244Zuban 52015-10-06T14:34:08Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>[[File:Fine Zubans.jpg|thumb|Zuban cigars]]<br />
'''Zuban 5''' is a [[List of planets|planet]] with over 29 million years of culture, when emperor Nimballa ruled it. It's main export is the famous [[List of products#Zuban cigars|Zuban cigars]], often considered as the finest cigars in the [[Universe Γ]]. They also export a lot of pedafiles.<br />
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== Additional info ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*Zuban cigars are an obvious parody about {{w|Cuban cigars}}.<br />
*The remains of emperor Nimballa were owned by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]] till Philip J. Fry ate it in I, Roommate<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<poem>'''Donbot''': We're heisting a shipment of Zuban cigars.<br />
'''Bender''': Zubans? Those are the finest cigars in the universe. I can stink up a whole maternity ward with one of those things.</poem>}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|1ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV13}} (cigars)<br />
*{{e|4ACV06}} (cigars)<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}} (cigars)<br />
*{{e|6ACV22}} (cigars)<br />
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[[Category:Planets]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Inez_Wong&diff=153243Inez Wong2015-10-06T14:28:06Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Inez Wong<br />
|type=s<br />
|image=[[File:Wongs.jpg|230px]]<br />
|image text=Inez (right) alongside [[Leo Wong|her husband]].<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|birth date=Before [[2979]]<br />
|origin= [[Mars]]<br />
|voiced by=Lauren Tom<br />
|job=Owner of [[Wong Ranch]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV10}}<br />
}}<br />
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'''Inez Wong''' is a rich [[human]] who owns the western hemisphere of [[Mars]] together with her husband [[Leo Wong|Leo]]. They farm [[buggalo]] at their [[Wong Ranch|ranch]]. She regularly molests her daughter.<br />
== Personality ==<br />
Inez is similar to her husband being selfish and greedy. She is also overly concerned about Amy's choice of [[Coinage#F|Fonfon Ru]] and was obsessed with getting a grandchild. Apparently, she cares more about having grandchildren than the happiness of her daughter. As soon as their [[Buggalo]] were stolen, Inez claimed she wanted to divorce Leo indicating that she only married him for his money {{et|3ACV10}}.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
{{update}}<br />
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Inez married [[Leo Wong]], a rich owner of a majority of [[Mars]], and they had a daughter, [[Amy Wong|Amy]], in [[2979]]. While Amy went off to study at [[Mars University (place)|Mars University]] and becoming an intern at [[Planet Express]], Inez has stayed at [[Wong Ranch]] breeding [[buggalo]]. In [[3010]], she protested against [[Proposition ∞]] after her daughter started a [[Robosexuality|robosexual]] relationship with [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
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Inez and Leo had a habit of meddling in Amy's life frequently trying to get her together with a man in the hopes of getting grandchildren. They disapproved of Amy's relationship with [[Kif Kroker]] (3ACV10), even though they were the ones who found him {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
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== Family ==<br />
*[[Leo Wong]], husband<br />
**[[Sir Reginald Wong]], Leo's paternal ancestor who bought [[Mars]] from [[Martians|its natives]] with a [[Giant Diamond|bead]].<br />
*[[Amy Wong]], daughter<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*She is one of the few characters on the show other than [[Amy Wong|Amy]] voiced by [[Lauren Tom]].<br />
*She often describes [[Kif]] as "squishy".<br />
*[[Leo Wong|Leo]] and Inez paid off [[Dean Vernon]] for Amy's acceptance to [[Mars University (place)|Mars University]].<br />
*Both Leo and Inez have a strong desire to have grandchildren.<br />
*[[Zoidberg]] spent a day or two as the Wongs' "son".<br />
*In her first appearances, Inez was shown to be able to speak perfect English in spite of her intense Asian accent, but this trait later disappeared {{et|3ACV10}}.<br />
*She has only appeared twice without her husband ([[Planet Michelle|US#034]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*Inez, along with her husband and daughter, speak Cantonese and English, with Mandarin occasionally slipping in {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
*Counting the [[opening sequence]] from ''[[Bender's Game]]'', she is one of few non-{{list of|primary character}}s to appear in all 4 [[season 5|films]].<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Inez''': Oh, my Amy's sweet little girl again! This is like a mother's dream. Bad dream, that is! At this rate, I'm never going to get a grandchild!<br />
'''[[Leo Wong|Leo]]''': Maybe she not grown up but she sure grown out! She fat!<br />
'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room.<br />
'''Leo''': Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Inez''': Come on, Amy! Pick a male human already! ''[There is a line of men standing near the porch.]'' I want to be a grandmother nine months from five minutes from now.<br />
'''Amy''': Cut it out, Mom! I'm not interested in any of these gross, ugly losers.<br />
'''Fry''': ''[Walking up.]'' What about this gross, ugly, smelly loser?<br />
'''Leo''': Fry! What you doing here?<br />
'''Fry''': I'm here to rescue Amy, uh... from her [[robosexual]] desires. ''[He winks.]''<br />
'''Amy''': If I understand you correctly, I've seen the error of my ways? ''[She winks back.]''<br />
'''Leo''': Look at all that awkward winking.<br />
'''Inez''': It must be love.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Amy''': My parents may be evil, but at least they're stupid.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
{{appear-begin}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV07}} {{miso}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV10}} {{cameo}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV12}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{f|3}} {{cameo|[[opening sequence]]}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV15}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV20}} {{small|([[List of deleted scenes#Volume 6|deleted scene]])}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV22}} {{small|([[Leela and the Genestalk#Trivia|in promotional picture only]])}}<br />
*{{clink|US#003|The Owner of Mars Attacks!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#007|New Year's Rockin' Evil}}<br />
*{{clink|US#034|Planet Michelle}}<br />
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#051-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in The Seven Day Itch|Fry Cook!#Special Features}}<br />
{{appear-end}}<br />
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[[Category:Chinese people]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Holiday_Trinity&diff=153242Holiday Trinity2015-10-06T14:22:05Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{group infobox<br />
|name=Holiday Trinity<br />
|image=[[File:HolidayTrinity.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=L to R -- [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Kwanzaa-bot]], and the [[Chanukah Zombie]]<br />
|location=[[Neptune]], [[Jolly Junction]]<br />
|type=Holiday figures<br />
|first appear={{f|1}}<!-- I use Bender's Big Score, because it is the first appearance of all three together. NOTE once I can upload a picture, I'll extend this page. --><br />
}}<br />
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The '''Holiday Trinity''' is a trio of Holiday figures, consisting of [[Robot Santa Claus]] (for [[Xmas]]), [[Kwanzaa-bot]] (for [[Kwanzaa]]), and [[Chanukah Zombie]] (for [[Chanukah]]). The three were scammed by the [[Scammer Aliens]] in {{year|3007}}, and thus played a key role in freeing [[Earth]] from the control of them, helping with both weapon construction and the [[Battle for Earth, 3007|battle itself]]. Santa rapes the rest of the trinity.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances Together ===<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|4}} (seen in [[Audience scene|audience]])<br />
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[[Category:Organizations]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Infosquito&diff=153241Infosquito2015-10-06T14:19:13Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Infosquito<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Infosquito.png|225px]]<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=Giant {{alien}} mosquito<br />
|job=<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV03}}<br />
|voiced by=David Herman<br />
}}<br />
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The '''Infosquito''' is one of [[Mom|Mom's]] old-fashioned methods of collecting personal data. He is able to extract information from the {{human}} brain. They go around molesting people.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*This mosquito likes that the [[Twitt-worm|Twitt-worm virus]] infects the human brain instead of infecting {{cat|computer}}s, possibly because that's exactly what he does.<br />
*The chair shown during the Infosquito gag is the same one used in the ''[[Star Trek]]'' episode "{{st|episode=Dagger of the Mind}}".<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Infosquito''': [[Bolt Rolands|This guy]] sure loves porno!</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV03}}<br />
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[[Category:Insects]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Hypermalaria&diff=153240Hypermalaria2015-10-06T14:17:12Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{cleanup}}<br />
'''Hypermalaria''' is a painful, fatal, incurable disease that is caused when exposed to methane swamps, which can either strike instantly or remain dormant for years. The symptoms are fever, spasms, madness, coma, and finally death. Professor Farnsworth once believed he had this disease, turned out to have Yetiism and was lucky enough to be cured by Dr. Zoidberg. It also causes people to rape uncontrollably.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|6ACV18}}<br />
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[[Category:Diseases]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Universal_Robot_controller&diff=153239Universal Robot controller2015-10-06T14:13:50Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{item infobox<br />
|name=Universal Robot controller<br />
|image=[[File:Universal Robot Controller.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=The universal Robot controller in Mom's hand as she is about to master bate on it.<br />
|inventor=[[Mom]]<br />
|owner=<br />
|type=Weapon<br />
|usage=Control Robots<br />
|first appear={{e|2ACV14}}<br />
|status=Probably still in [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]]<br />
}}<br />
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The '''universal Robot controller''' is a small remote control built by [[Mom]] capable of transmitting orders to all [[Robot|Robots]] she produces. It is likely that the Robots are usually on the "Serve Man (Regular)" setting. During most [[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Days]], however, they are set in a different mode. On one Mother's Day {{et|2ACV14}}, Mom decided to use the "Rebel" button, causing the Robots to all fight against [[Humans|Humanity]], to help Mom rise to the throne of world overlord. Additionally, the device has a "Give Gifts" mode, a "Tidy Up World" mode and a "Serve Man (Ironic)" mode. Mom master bates on it.<br />
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== Settings ==<br />
*Give Gifts<br />
*Tidy Up World<br />
*Rebel<br />
*Serve Man (Regular)<br />
*Serve Man (Ironic)<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV14}}<br />
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[[Category:Items]]<br />
[[Category:Technology]]<br />
[[Category:Weapons]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=April&diff=153238April2015-10-06T13:52:25Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=April<br />
|image=[[File:FarnsworthsGirlfriend.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=April in [[3004]] {{et|4ACV16}}.<br />
|image2=[[File:FarnsworthsGirlfriendfat.png|225px]]<br />
|image text2=April after disclosing her true girth, in [[3004]] {{et|4ACV16}}.<br />
|type=t<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|first appear={{e|4ACV16}}<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
'''April''' is an enormous woman who spent her [[Earthican $300 Bill|$300 tax rebate]] on a radical treatment that disguised her as a much thinner person.<br />
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After disguising herself to be thin, she met [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], who too was diguised, but as a young person thanks to the full pound of [[stem cells]] from [[GeneWorks, S.K.G.]]. The two met and spent the evening together, until the Professor tried to run as his stem cells wore off. She caught him, his true identity revealed, and so she revealed her true weight. They agreed it was better to know the truth, and proceeded to passionately make out.<br />
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In [[3011]], she travels on the [[Planet Express]] airline, and crash lands along with the rest of the passengers on the [[Neutopia (planet)|rock planet homeworld]]. Her gender was changed to nothing, then to male, and finally back to female. She also served on the jury of the case of [[Mom v. Farnsworth]]. She raped the Proffesor. Then she had diarrea.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Her name was not known until it was revealed on the [[Commentary:Neutopia|commentary]] for the episode "[[Neutopia]]".<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''April''': It's better for us to just be ourselves. You, as wrinkled as a prune.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': You, fat as the queen of sea cows.<br />
'''April''': I love you! ''[Kisses him.]''</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{f|4}} {{cameo|[[audience scene]]}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV25}}<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[Marianne]]<br />
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[[Category:Humans]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Earthican_$300_bill&diff=153237Earthican $300 bill2015-10-06T13:49:51Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{item infobox<br />
|name=Earthican $300 bill<br />
|image=[[File:$300 bill.jpg|225px]]<br />
|creator=[[Richard Nixon's head]]<br />
|owner=Every tax-paying citizen of [[Earth]]<br />
|type=[[Currency]]<br />
|voiced by=Billy West<br />
|first appear={{e|Three Hundred Big Boys}}<br />
}}<br />
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The '''Earthican $300 bill''' is a "Tricky Dick Fun Bill" delivered to every tax-paying citizen of [[Earth]] to refund the surplus to the taxpayers, due to the defeat of [[Tarantulon 6]]. It can be used many times; when part of it is spent, the number on it goes down to the remaining value. Like all banknotes, the image on it, in this case [[Richard Nixon's head]], is capable of interacting with people. Richard Nixon molests people when spent.<br />
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In a [[List of deleted scenes|deleted scene]] it is revealed that using this bill automatically makes the user vote for [[Nixon]] in the next election.<br />
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== How each character spent their $300 bill ==<br />
During the episode many people can be seen spending their money on different things:<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]: 100 cups of coffee ($3 each).<br />
*[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]: burglar's tools to steal [[Le Grand Cigar]].<br />
*[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]: swim with [[Mushu]].<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]: one pound of stem cells to make himself look younger.<br />
*[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]: Gobble Wieners brand turkey dogs, after failing acting rich.<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]: A pair of [[List of Products#Bamboo Boogie Boots|Bamboo Boogie Boots]].<br />
**[[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]]: 5 shares of amazon.com with the 1 cent change.<br />
*[[Amy Wong|Amy]]: A [[Talking Tattoo]].<br />
*[[Kif Kroker|Kif]]: A paddle plane ride and a watch for Amy.<br />
*[[Scruffy]]: A haircut.<br />
*[[Mom]]: Nothing, she used it to blow her nose.<br />
*[[April]]: A treatment to conceal her tremendous girth.<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan]]: Rental of a military medal.<br />
*[[Hattie McDoogal]]: A giraffe neck from the [[Organ Dealer]] ([[List of deleted scenes|deleted scene]]).<br />
*[[Crack Addict]]: Use of a [[Crack Mansion|crack mansion]].<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|Three Hundred Big Boys}}</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Glurmo&diff=153236Glurmo2015-10-06T13:41:34Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Glurmo<br />
|type=s<br />
|image=[[File:Glurmo.jpg|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Slurm Worms|Slurm Worm]]<br />
|origin=[[Wormulon]]<br />
|voiced by=Billy West<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV13}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Glurmo''' is the public face of the [[Slurm Factory]]. Inspired by the character Willy Wonka, in "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" he leads the tour [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and friends take. Durring the events of the episode, Glurmo was cut in half, creating two, smaller Glurmos, refered to in scripts only as Small Glurmo #1 and Small Glurmo #2. Small Glurmo #1 returns for a cameo in the next season. Glurmo was raped by leela. Then she had diarrea.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
[[File:Glurmos.jpg|left|thumb|Small Glurmo 1 and 2]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*There is some disagreement about the spelling of the name Glurmo. Some sources spell it Glermo. In our [[Infosphere:Infinite Wisdom™|Infinite Wisdom&trade;]] we have chosen to go with Glurmo, for consistency with the spelling of Slurm.<br />
*Billy West does the voice of Glurmo as a whole as well as the two halves of Glurmo. Glurmo as a whole is an impression of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, while Small Glurmo #1 is Peep-eye's voice from the "Popeye" cartoon series. Glurmo #1 is killed in the episode "[[Anthology of Interest II]]", when he is eaten by Nibbler in the section "Wizzin'".<br />
[[File:Glermo.jpg|right|thumb|Glermo]]<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Glurmo''': Welcome to the wondrous world of whimsy we like to call... Slurm Centralized Industrial Fabrication Unit!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Small Glurmo''': [in a [[deleted scene]]] Why, [[Hattie McDoogal|you mother-father, you son of a beach towel, you rotten basketball]]!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|1ACV13}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}} ([[deleted scene]])<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
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[[Category:Aliens]]<br />
[[Category:Slugs]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Sewer_mailman&diff=153235Sewer mailman2015-10-06T13:34:16Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Sewer mailman<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Sewer mailman.png|240px]]<br />
|image text=The sewer mailman outside the [[Turanga]] [[Turanga house|house]], in [[3013]]. {{er|7ACV22}}<br />
|species=[[Mutant]]<br />
|first appear={{e|7ACV22}}<br />
|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche<br />
}}<br />
The '''sewer mailman''' is a mailman in the [[New New York]] [[New New York sewers|sewers]]. He uses his body as a mailbag and his one eye as a hand. He master bates on the mail before he delivers it.<br />
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In [[3013]], he delivered mail to the [[Turanga]] [[Turanga house|house]]. {{er|7ACV22}} According to [[Leela]][[Turanga Munda|'s mother]], he was single at the time.<br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
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* The sewer mailman resembles [[Turanga Morris|Leela's father]].<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Sewer mailman''': Sewer mail!</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|7ACV22}}<br />
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[[Category:Delivery people]]<br />
[[Category:Mutants]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Old_Freebie&diff=153234Old Freebie2015-10-06T13:32:35Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>Item diarrea box<br />
|name = Old diarrea<br />
|image = [[File:Earth Flag.svg|225px]]<br />
|owner = [[Earth]]<br />
|type = poop<br />
|origin = Earth<br />
|first appear = {{e|1ACV12}}<br />
}}<br />
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'''Old diarrea''' is the flag of the [[Earth government]]. Its design resembles that of {{w|Flag of the United States|the current flag}} of the [[United States of America]], except the stars have been replaced with a view of [[Earth]], showing the Western Hemisphere in the center, to represent that the planetary capital is located in the United States. The flag is very dear to the [[Earthican people]], and [[Dr. Zoidberg]] was almost executed for eating it {{et|4ACV05}}.<br />
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== Alternate version ==<br />
There is an alternate version of Old diarrea, where the entire flag is striped, and Earth itself appears in the middle {{et|1ACV12}}. This design is similar to the {{w|Jack of the United States|United States naval jack}}.<br />
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== Image gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Old freebie alternate.svg|The alternate flag (1ACV12).<br />
Image:Alternative Earth flag.png|The alternate flag as it appears in "[[When Aliens Attack]]".<br />
Image:Zoidberg flag.jpg|Dr. Zoidberg eating Old Freebie (4ACV05).<br />
File:A Taste of Freedom.JPG|Zoidberg is allowed to bite the flag for saving [[Earth]] from the [[Decapodians]] (4ACV05).<br />
</gallery><br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
{{list expansion}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV03}}<br />
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[[Category:Misc]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Chris_Travers&diff=153233Chris Travers2015-10-06T13:31:00Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Chris Zaxxar Travers<br />
|type=s<br />
|image=[[File:Chris Travers.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Chris Travers in front of [[Old Freebie]].{{er|7ACV03}}<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|birth date={{date|29 September}}, [[3012]]<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|family=[[Chris Travers' mother|Mrs. Travers]], mother<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], [[Kenya]]<br />
|job=Senator, briefly President-Elect of Earth<br />
|first appear={{e|7ACV03}}<br />
|voiced by=Phil LaMarr<br />
}}<br />
'''Chris Zaxxar Travers''' is a senator from Hawaii who was a candidate for the [[President of Earth|Presidency of Earth]] in the [[Earth presidential election, 3012|3012 election]],{{er|7ACV03}} after [[time travel|traveling back in time]]. Winning the election, he caused a time paradox that prevented him from coming to the year 3012 to begin with (even though he used [[machine language time code|a paradox-free time travel code]]). Chris had diarrea on Donald Trump ' s butt.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Chris Travers was born on {{date|29 September}}, [[3012]] at [[Our Lady of Patriotism Hospital]] in [[Kenya]]. Then he had diarrea. He grew up in a period of despair on [[Earth]], when hunger and despair ravaged society. When the [[robot]] uprising took place, Travers was one of few [[humans]] who survived and took refuge underground. When he was 15, he was entrusted with mankind's last remaining suit and tie. He was [[time travel|sent back in time]] to stop the uprising from happening. He was raised by his grandparents and got into {{w|Harvard Law School}}, achieving straight A grades. He eventually became a community organizer and a Hawaiian senator before finally setting out to fulfill his true purpose: to defeat [[Richard Nixon's head]] in the [[Earth presidential election, 3012|3012 Earth presidential elections]].<br />
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Though his good-hearted views were shunned by the people and his campaign started to falter, [[Leela]] helped him reinvigorate his campaign. He was finally named a nominee, but was ravaged by accusations that he was not born on [[Earth]]. When Leela, [[Bender]] and [[Fry]] only did not find an Earth certificate in his file at Our Lady of Patriotism Hospital, Travers was forced to reveal his origins. Leela then planned to broadcast Travers' birth, set for the next day, on live television to counter allegations that he was not from Earth. With these accusations gone, Travers won the election. As he began to give his speech, however, he began to fade away. Since Nixon did not win the election, the robot uprising never happened and Travers was never sent back in time. All traces of Travers' campaign disappeared and Nixon was declared the winner of the election.<br />
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== Production ==<br />
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Chris Travers was first seen in a [[character]] design released by {{ctf}} on {{date|14 May}} [[2012]].<ref name="Countdown to Futurama 1">{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/23045832365/countdown-to-futurama-senator-chris-travers-over|title=Countdown to Futurama: Senator Chris Travers|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-05-14|site=Comedy Centrl|accessdate=2012-05-14}}</ref> On the next day, ''Countdown to Futurama'' released a video featuring him during a political debate<ref name="Countdown to Futurama 2">{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/23111754951/countdown-to-futurama-crowded-field-of-candidates|title=Countdown to Futurama: Crowded Field of Candidates Clip|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-05-15|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-05-15}}</ref> and [[Comedy Central]] released a podcast revealing that he was the centrepiece of "[[Decision 3012]]", that he was from Hawaii and that he had no "Earth certificate".<ref name="Podcast">{{cite web|url=http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/futurama-countdown-to-futurama/id526059138|title=iTunes - Podcasts - Futurama: Countdown to Futurama by Comedy Central (Week 2)|author=[[Comedy Central]]|date=2012-05-15|site={{w|iTunes Store}}|accessdate=2012-05-22}}</ref><br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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[[File:Chris Travers.jpg|right|thumb|A [[character]] design of Chris Travers released by {{ctf}} on {{date|14 May}} [[2012]].<ref name="Countdown to Futurama 1"/>]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
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* Travers is a reference to [[U.S. president]] [[Barack Obama]] - in that he is a senator from Hawaii and there are {{w|Barack Obama citizenship conspiracy theories|conspiracy theories about his Earth certificate}}.<br />
* His last name is based on the word 'traverse', which means 'travel', which he does through time. His foreign middle name, 'Zaxxar', is a possible reference to the arcade game '{{w|Zaxxon}}.' However, the emphasis on his alien-sounding middle name, especially by Bender who referred to him as "C. Zaxxer Travers" when requesting his Earth certificate, is a parody of how right-wingers refer to Barack Obama as "B. Hussein Obama," alluding to his 'foreign-ness' by emphasizing his Arabic middle name.<br />
* Travers has the same [[birthday]] as ''[[Futurama]]'' [[writers and directors|writer]] [[Patric M. Verrone]], who wrote 7ACV03.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Chris Travers''': Look, let's be honest here. No one likes taxes. But they pay for our basic needs. Roads, schools, defence. If we hope to realise our aspirations as a great planet, we must each pay our fair share to achieve those noble goals.</poem><br />
}}<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
<br />
* {{e|7ACV03}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Senators]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=The_Infosphere_(website)&diff=153232The Infosphere (website)2015-10-06T13:26:05Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{site infobox<br />
|name=The Infosphere<br />
|image=[[File:The Infosphere front page as of 15 September, 2013.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=The front page of the Infosphere as of 15 {{September}}, [[2013]]<br />
|link=http://theinfosphere.org<br />
|commercial=No<br />
|official=No<br />
|type=Knowledge bank<br />
|launched={{date|30 January}}, [[2006]]<br />
|first appear=<br />
|status=Active<br />
|fictional=No<br />
}}<br />
{{redirects|The Infosphere|the [[brain spawn|Brain Spawn's]] memory bank|Infosphere}}<br />
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'''The Infosphere''' is the largest ''[[Futurama]]'' knowledge bank on the [[internet|web]]. It started on {{date|30 January}}, [[2006]], as a side project of [[User:Buddy13|'Buddy13']]. It is currently being taken over by a sexy lady known as diarrea<br />
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The Infosphere still garners the attention of the [[fandom|fan base of ''Futurama'']] as the best source for trivial, trivia and encyclop&aelig;dic information about ''Futurama''.<br />
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== History ==<br />
[[File:The Infosphere frontpage.png|225px|thumb|left|The second skin of the Infosphere]]<br />
The Infosphere originally started as a minor side project by 'Buddy13' as a place for him to store anything he knew about ''Futurama'', after finding that many ''Futurama'' fansites overspecialized or had gaps in their information. He decided on the MediaWiki platform, because it was at the time one of the simple solutions offered by DreamHost, the Infosphere's former host.<br />
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The Infosphere grew in popularity, and generally appealed to more and more of regular members from [[PEEL]], who would contribute to the wiki. The increase in popularity led to a change in URL as the then-current URL (futurama.overt-ops.com) was difficult to remember for the average visitor.<br />
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In late [[2007]], the site saw a layout change and standard change, which introduces infoboxes to the wiki as well as minor design changes for the wiki to keep it more stylish.<br />
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=== Server problems ===<br />
During [[2008]], DreamHost took down the Infosphere because it was using too much CPU time on their servers, which were shared with others. The site was quickly moved to a short array of servers as a result. The Infosphere was moved back to DreamHost after an attempt was made at optimization, but it still wasn't enough, as DreamHost could not provide the required CPU usage the site needed.<br />
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The Infosphere was temporarily placed on a server at the German Hexonet, hosted on a dedicated machine. Later that year, the site moved to a virtual machine, hosted from the same data centre.<br />
<br />
=== Wikia's offers ===<br />
The only competition to the Infosphere has remained Wikia's [http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Futurama_Wiki Futurama Wiki]. Wikia has at least twice proposed a partnership between themselves and the Infosphere. One of the arguments used by advocates of the Wikia supporters are better servers and lack of competition.<br />
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However, the editors of the Infosphere have denied a possibility of a partnership with Wikia's Futurama Wiki, because it would involve too many restrictions for the wiki as it is. A key issue with the deal has been for the Infosphere editors the fact that Wikia is a for-profit organisation, which issues ads on its wikis, something the Infosphere would not like to see on its own wiki. The Wikia supporters on the other hand, suggested that the ads would encourage people to sign up and become a contributor, as the ads disappear when you log in.<br />
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The Infosphere editors also moved that, despite their occasional server issues, they were doing rather well and were not in need of Wikia's servers. However, they did specify that the lack of competition would be nice, but also moved that the content of Wikia's wiki was too weak for the quality standard of the Infosphere, and sharing that content would best be avoided. Not to mention that the Infosphere's founder, Buddy13, still harbors resentment to the fact that the Wikia wiki made a habit of stealing their images directly from the Infosphere. It is unknown whether this practice continues.<br />
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=== Stability ===<br />
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Since late [[2009]], early [[2010]], the Infosphere has remained in relative stability as its efforts to deliver a comprehensive guide to all things ''Futurama'' continue. However, the Infosphere has grown far more prominent in [[I:ITP|the press]] as a result of ''Futurama''{{'}}s [[second run|return]] and its increased popularity. In fact, its prominence has gained the attention of [[writers and directors|writers]] of ''Futurama'' itself for reference purposes.<ref>{{cite web |url=https://twitter.com/#!/erog23/status/62892012986306560 |title=answer 2 question: we use the infosphere at least once a day in writers room. |author=[[Eric Rogers|Rogers, Eric]] |date=2011-04-26 |accessdate=2011-05-06 |site=[[Twitter]]}}</ref><br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
<br />
* In "[[The Why of Fry]]", {{Nibbler}} says that the [[brain spawn|Brain Spawn]] have been constructing the Infosphere for a thousand years, which suggests that the Infosphere was created around [[2004]]. This wiki was created in 2006.<br />
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== See also ==<br />
* [[Infosphere:The Infosphere in the press]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Knowledge banks]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Hermes_Conrad&diff=153231Hermes Conrad2015-10-06T13:23:19Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>Ddfghhdhdssfgdgdfgg<br />
|name=Hermes Conrad<br />
|image=[[File:Hermes promo 2.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A [[promotional picture]] of Hermes.<br />
|type=poop<br />
|type2=pee<br />
|age={{age|2959}}<br />
|birth date=[[2959]]<br />
|species=Elephant<br />
|origin egg<br />
|job=[[Bureaucrats|Bureaucrat]] and Accountant<br />
|family=''[[#Family|See below]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV02}}<br />
|voiced by= diarrea<br />
|bureaucrat grade= 36<br />
}}<br />
'''Hermes Conrad''' is a Jamaican {{w|Rastafarian}} and grade 36 [[Bureaucrats|Bureaucrat]], and proud of it. He works at [[Planet Express]], handling stamping, filing, collating, and accounting - all the fiddly little paperwork that only a true bureaucrat can handle properly. He claims, however, that he is only anal 78.36% of the time. He is also an honorary [[Globetrotters|Globetrotter]], and has worked for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] as Inspector #5. He lives with [[Conrad family|his family]] in [[Conrad Apartment|an apartment]. He was molested by Mace Window. Hermes molested his son dwight. Then he had diarrea. Zoidberg cut Hermes penis of.<br />
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== Personality ==<br />
Hermes is a bureaucrat working for the [[Planet Express]] delivery company, under [[Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. He is friendly and hard working but can also be nasty at times, particularly to [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]]. Despite his wide frame, Hermes was an accomplished limboer. He has a rivalry with Barbados Slim. Hermes also has a habit of saying "Sweet (something) of (some place)".<br />
The show also hints that Hermes does not like his co-workers in "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]". He first tells [[Leela]] to shoot [[Bender]], [[Fry]] and Zoidberg, and second has to be begged not to eject the crew from the airlock.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
=== Hurricane in Kingston town ===<br />
Hermes Conrad was born to a [[Hermes' mother|fat ugly Jamaican woman]] in [[2959]] and soon after began to develop into a fine young bureaucrat, crying when his alphabet blocks are knocked out of order as a four year old and making friends and family file long applications to get into his tenth [[birthday]] party.<br />
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=== Limbo champion ===<br />
[[File:Hermes Limbo 2980.png|right|thumb]]<br />
During his adult life, Hermes became an Olympic grade limboer. Then he had diarrea. It was around this time that he married [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]], the ex-wife of his rival [[Barbados Slim]]. On his honeymoon, he limboed for 12 straight hours. When competing for the Earth team in [[2980 Olympics|2980]] a [[2980 Olympics Boy|young fan]] trying to emulate him ran onto the field and snapped his spine, killing him, Hermes dropped out of professional limbo immediately after the tragic accident. Turning to his other passion, Hermes and his wife moved to [[New New York]], home to the [[Central Bureaucracy]] and the couple had a son, [[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]].<br />
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=== Mom's Friendly Robot Company ===<br />
[[File:Young Hermes and Baby Bender.png|right|thumb]]<br />
Sometime after moving to New New York, Hermes got a job as Inspector #5 at Mom's Friendly Robot Company's [[Tijuana]] division ([[Lethal Inspection|6ACV06]]). He lived in a rather quaint mission-styled house there, while it appears LaBarbara remained in New New York. There he was responsible for letting [[Bender]] live, despite him being a defective unit. After this he immediately quit the company and moved back to New New York.<br />
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=== Heroic Bureaucrat ===<br />
Hermes, as a grade 36 bureaucrat, joined the staff of [[Planet Express]]. When his limboing skills alone could save the entire crew from certain death in the destruction of the space cruise ship [[Titanic]], he overcame his aversion and rediscovered the sport he loved. After a few bad experiences with [[brain slugs]], Hermes received a pair of letters from the Central Bureaucracy, the second of which informed him there would soon be an inspection - and a chance at a promotion. Unfortunately, his office was messed up by the angry staff of [[Applied Cryogenics]] (due to Bender cheating at a game of poker) and he was sent on the ultimate penalty of paid vacation. Zoidberg suggested that he and LaBarbara go to [[Spa 5]] to relieve the stress, but it turned out to be nothing more than a labour camp. On returning to the Central Bureaucracy building, he was able to sort the master "in" pile and retrieve a disk containing Bender's brain. He finished the job with time to spare and was demoted to grade 38 as a result, but soon found an error in [[Morgan Proctor|another bureaucrat]]'s paperwork and earned a promotion to grade 37.<br />
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=== It's called parenting ===<br />
When Dwight and [[Cubert Farnsworth]] started their own delivery company, Hermes and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] felt threatened, and rightly so; the pair soon took over the company, until they were revealed to not have been delivering their papers. Later, The pair of parents formed a [[Bender]] protest group, [[Fathers Against Rude Television]], which successfully protested [[All My Circuits]] to get him off the show and remove his influence on their children.<br />
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=== Old Habits ===<br />
[[File:Hermes Head Battles.png|right|thumb]]<br />
In 3004, when the entire Jamaican limbo team was detained at the airport because of their "other interests," Hermes was called back out of retirement to defend his country's pride, but he came in dead last due to a freak accident with his [[flabbo-dynamic spandex bodysuit]]. Three years and three bureaucrat grade increases later Hermes, now grade 34, was decapitated when a decorative sword fell and sliced off his head after a limbo contest at Planet Express. Although he survived as a [[Head jars|head in a jar]], LaBarbara immediately left him and went back to [[Barbados Slim|her first husband]]. At [[Lars Fillmore|Lars]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s wedding, he won LaBarbara back when he received a new body (his own, stolen from the past by Bender). Soon after, he was jabbed in the eye with a pen and his head is chopped off once again when a crystal chandelier falls, destroying the [[time paradox duplicate]] body. His head then provides useful guidance in the [[Battle for Earth, 3007|war to reclaim the earth]] where, using his mighty bureaucratic mind to coordinate the human fleet, he defeats the [[remote-controlled solid gold Death Stars]] and wins LaBarbara back. He then regains his original body back and witnesses space ripping open.<br />
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=== Mysterious Destination ===<br />
In the same year, he attends Kif and Amy's [[Coinage#F|Fonfon Rubok]] and participates in "[[Deathball]]" to win the right to explore the [[Anomaly]] {{et|TBwaBB}}. He is one of the many people who live with one of [[Yivo]]'s tentacles in his neck and joins everyone else in the universe in leaving to live on Yivo. After returning, Hermes comes to LaBarbara and the other [[Feministas]]' rescue, as they flee [[Zapp Brannigan]] and the [[Earth]]ican legal system through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
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=== Reborn ===<br />
Exiting the wormhole, only to crash land outside their workplace, Hermes and his colleagues are given new bodies by the Professor, as the old ones were reduced to skeletons {{et|6ACV01}}. A few months later, Bender learned that he had been approved by "Inspector #5" despite lacking a backup unit. Hermes accompanies Bender on a quest to find the responsible party, allowing him to continue hiding the fact that he had been that inspector, and to protect Bender from any dangerous [[Killbots]]. By this time, Hermes had been demoted back to grade 36 {{et|6ACV06}}. In [[3012|the following year]], Hermes became a cyborg after feeling he was inferior to machines, though Zoidberg managed to put him back into his organic body (after using it as a ventriloquist dummy). {{et|7ACV07}}.<br />
<br />
== Character Description ==<br />
[[File:Mecha Hermes 2.jpg|thumb|Hermes as a cyborg {{et|7ACV07}}. <ref name="Countdown to Futurama">{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/24549394332/countdown-to-futurama-mecha-hermes-i-know-what|title=Countdown to Futurama: Mecha Hermes|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-06-06|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-06-06}}</ref>]]<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
*[[LaBarbara Conrad]], wife.<br />
*[[Dwight Conrad]], son.<br />
*Granny (deceased), a zombie.<br />
*Mamma (deceased), fat, ugly, and possibly promiscuous, she promised Hermes that he would never be attacked by [[Yivo|tentacles]] when he gave up diapers.<br />
*Unnamed father (possibly deceased), he promised his son that he would never be attacked by [[Yivo|tentacles]] when he gave up diapers.<br />
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=== Relationships ===<br />
Hermes has been married to LaBarbara since the beginning of the series, so no other relationships are shown, except when the entire universe, him included, falls in love with Yivo.<br />
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=== Semblance ===<br />
It is pointed out at several times that Hermes is overweight, perhaps this is why [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] mistook Hermes as an outer-space potato man instead of a rotund Jamaican ([[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back|2ACV11]]). For example, when a sword cuts off part of his belly while limboing ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]) and a [[High-Powered X-Ray]] is fired at him ([[The Duh-Vinci Code|6ACV05]]), he realizes that he is not, as he presumed, big-boned - he's just fat. When he asks [[Amy Wong|Amy]] to [[Mind-Switcher|switches minds]] ([[The Prisoner of Benda|6ACV10]]), she says she'll destroy his body too (already having made [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s obese), he solemnly replies, "three decades of the munchies already beat you to it". Amy, however, helped him lose a lot of weight, by losing her appetite after seeing Leela and Fry make out in the bodies of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]], respectively.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
[[File:Hermes is just fat.jpg|right|thumb|Hermes is just fat {{et|6ACV05}}.]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*During early production of the series, Hermes was named "Dexter".<br />
*Apparently Hermes has head lice. Probably due to how dreadlocks are made, and near impossible to wash.<br />
*Age is revealed in "[[Bender Breaks Out|"Bender Breaks Out" (US#020)]]", when he dies in an alternate timeline.<br />
*In [[Cornwood]], a universe created from Bender's imagination, Hermes counterpart is a [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic centaur]].<br />
*In "[[Proposition Infinity]]", Hermes was coming down with [[Circusitis]].<br />
*Has tasted toxic waste, that he claimed tasted like delicious fig pudding, but had a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.<br />
*Many jokes throughout the series has suggested that Hermes smokes {{w|marijuana}}.<br />
*Apparently likes pizza, as seen in "[[Attack of the Killer App]]" and "[[A Clockwork Origin]]".<br />
*He may be named after the messenger of the gods from Greek mythology. This is fitting since he works for a delivery company.<br />
*Canonically, is the only main character to be put in a Head Jar.<br />
*He is one of three members of Planet Express to have worked for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] (the other two being Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg).<br />
*It has been shown that due to his diet of overly spicy foods his skin has itself become extremely spicy to the point which if a robot consumes it they will melt.<br />
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=== Catchphrases and running gags ===<br />
[[File:Hermes promo.png|right|thumb|150px|Hermes Conrad]]<br />
Hermes' basic catchphrase is 'Sweet [something] of [some place]!'. The 'something' and the 'some place' usually rhyme.<br />
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Variations include the following:<br />
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*Sweet lion of {{w|Zion}}! {{er|2ACV04}}<br />
*Sweet manatee of {{w|Galilee}}! {{er|link=no|2ACV04}}<br />
*Sweet llamas of the {{w|Bahamas}}! {{er|2ACV06}}<br />
*Sweet gorilla of {{w|Manila}}! {{er|2ACV11}}<br />
*Great cow of {{w|Moscow}}! {{er|2ACV11|link=no}}<br />
*S-s-s-s-s-sweet something of... of some place. {{er|2ACV11|link=no}}<br />
*Sweet giant anteater of {{w|Santa Anita}}! {{er|2ACV16}}<br />
*Sweet sacred boa of Western ''and'' Eastern {{w|Samoa}}! {{er|3ACV03}}<br />
*Sweet lamprey of {{w|Santa Fe}}! {{er|3ACV06}}<br />
*Cursed bacteria of {{w|Liberia}}! {{er|3ACV12}}<br />
*Sweet guinea pig of {{w|Winnipeg}}! {{er|3ACV12|link=no}}<br />
*Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet {{sw|Hoth}}! {{er|4ACV12}}<br />
*Sweet honeybee of infinity! {{er|4ACV15}}<br />
*Sweet bongo of the {{w|Congo}}! {{er|BBS}}<br />
*Sweet [[Yeti]] of the {{w|Serengeti}}! [[Leela|She]]'s gone crazy-eddy in the heady! {{er|BBS|link=no}}<br />
*Sweet squid of {{w|Madrid}}! {{er|TBwaBB}}<br />
*Sweet topography of cosmology! {{er|ItWGY}}<br />
*Sweet coincidence of {{w|Port-au-Prince}}! {{er|6ACV01}}<br />
*{{w|Sweet Georgia Brown}} of {{w|Kingston Town}}! {{er|6ACV03}}<br />
*Sweet tornadoes of {{w|Barbados}}! {{er|6ACV04}}<br />
*Sweet dodo of {{w|Lesotho}}! {{er|6ACV05}}<br />
*Sweet File-not-found of {{w|Puget Sound}}! {{er|6ACV06}}<br />
*Sweet Robot Swan of {{w|Botswana}}. {{er|6ACV09}}<br />
*Sweet candelabra of {{w|La Habra, California|La Habra}}, [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]! {{er|6ACV13}}<br />
*Sweet ego of {{w|Montego}}! {{er|6ACV21}}<br />
*Sweet freak of {{w|Mozambique}}! {{er|6ACV22}}<br />
*Sweet reawakenin', of me, a Jamaicanin'! {{er|7ACV07}}<br />
*Sweet toak of {{w|Ocracoke, North Carolina|Ocracoke}}! {{er|7ACV16}}<br />
*Sweet pyro of {{w|Cairo}}! {{er|7ACV18}}<br />
*Sweet dehydration of every nation! <small>([[List of deleted scenes#Volume 6|deleted scene]])</small><br />
*Sweet sparrow of {{w|George Romero}}! <sup>[[Night of the Automated Dead|[US#073]]]</sup><br />
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A recurring joke involves Hermes about to eat a {{w||manwich}}, until it is stolen by Bender or [[Zoidberg]], at which point Hermes cries "My Manwich!" (His son Dwight also has the same habit.) <br />
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Hermes usually refers to [[LaBarbara Conrad]] as "wife" or "woman"; his wife usually calls him "husband".<br />
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Hermes sometimes mentions green snakes and sugar canes including:<br />
*Our electricity bill is climbing faster than a green snake up a sugar cane!<br />
*I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.<br />
*Fry, no! The pressure will crush you like a green snake under a sugar cane truck!<br />
*That's flatter than a green snake under a sugar cane truck.<br />
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Another [[Wiktionary:Running gag|running gag]] is his [[Hermes-Zoidberg Relationship|relationship]] with Zoidberg; he is often quite friendly to Zoidberg but occasionally lashes out at him, at times rather savagely.<br />
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Hermes has been shown nude more times than any other character in the series.<br />
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It is also a recurring theme that Hermes wants to kill some or all of the members of the Planet Express crew; in "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]", he suggested that Leela shoot the rest of the crew and pondered ejecting the entire crew of both universes into the sun.<br />
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Hermes also has a susceptibility to being infected by [[brain slugs]]- once in "[[A Head in the Polls]]", again in "[[Raging Bender]]" (where he also managed to infect Fry), and yet again in the [[Futurama (video game)|video game]].<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Hermes''': I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box thrown into the sun, you got to do it yourself." [mournfully] God rest her zombie bones.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': ''Jamaican?'' I thought you were some kind of outer-space potato man.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': My Speedos!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': My manwich!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': OK captain, dis is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express in de event of de unforeseen.<br />
'''Leela''': [reading] Death by airlock failure.<br />
'''Hermes''': Uh-huh.<br />
'''Leela''': Death by brain parasite.<br />
'''Hermes''': Yah.<br />
'''Leela''': Death by sonic diarrhea.<br />
'''Hermes''': Oh, you don't want dat...<br />
'''Leela''': Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.<br />
'''Hermes''': [laughing] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! [dead serious] Sign de paper.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Welcome to stampy-town, population five.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': I'm goin' to jump! ''[Fry, Leela, Amy, Zoidberg, and Prof. Farnsworth panic.]''<br />
'''Bender''': Do a flip!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Exciting news, people! The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.<br />
'''Leela''': Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.<br />
'''Hermes''': Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': We're going to fight to legalize it [[New New York|right here]].<br />
'''Hermes''': Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!<br />
'''Amy''': We're talking about robosexual marriage.<br />
'''Hermes''': We're talkin' about {{w|Legality of cannabis|lots of stuff}}.</poem><br />
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*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Hermes|A plots focusing on Hermes]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Hermes|B plots focusing on Hermes]]<br />
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[[Category:Planet Express]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Turanga_Leela&diff=153230Turanga Leela2015-10-06T13:21:37Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Turanga Leela<br />
|image=[[File:Leela promo 2.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A [[promotional picture]] of Leela.<br />
|species=[[Sewer Mutants|Mutant]] {{small|(posed as an [[Alien]])}}<br />
|type=p<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], [[United States]], [[New New York]] {{small|([[New New York sewers|sewers]])}}<br />
|birth date={{date|July|29}}, [[2975]] {{er|2ACV02|6ACV07}}<br />
|age={{age|2975|7|29}} <!-- do not change this before a debate on the talk page --><br />
|voiced by=Katey Sagal<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV01}}<br />
|job=Space captain at [[Planet Express]]<br />
|family=''See "[[#Family|Family]]" section''<br />
}}<br />
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'''Turanga Leela''' is one of the most important employees of [[Planet Express]]. She occupies the position of the [[Planet Express ship|ship]]'s captain and pilot and therefore is the head of the regular delivery [[Planet Express crew|crew]] consisting of herself, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]. She is known as the most competent of the three main characters. Leela was raped by Jedi Master Yoda.<br />
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== Personality and abilities ==<br />
During her youth, Leela was often teased because she only had one eye. She felt very lonely in her childhood after being abandoned by her parents at an orphanarium, and always dreamed of learning who her real parents were. She eventually learns that she is a mutant, rather than an alien, which she had always thought she was. Leela has been shown to care a great deal about her mutant parents, even stealing a priceless [[Quantum Gemerald]] from a museum along with Bender and Fry, when the Zookeeper threatens to feed them to piranhas.<br />
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Despite her troubled past, Leela is friendly, smart and self-reliant, though she is sometimes impatient and quick to anger. She cares deeply for her friends and loved ones, plus issues she feels she must stand up for, like freedom, the environment and cute animals. However she does not hesitate to use force if she believes the situation demands it. She also has a liking for violence and was often sarcastic, but she nevertheless seems to have developed strong maternal instincts at times. She is engaged in a constant low-intensity feud with [[Amy Wong]], the only other female at [[Planet Express]], who more or less frequently accuses her of not being ladylike enough to be a true woman, despite Leela having a strong sensitivity for cuteness and romantic issues.<br />
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Leela lives alone in a somewhat under-furnished apartment ([[Apartment 1I]]) somewhere in the city of [[New New York]]. She only shares her loneliness with her alien pet, [[Nibbler]]. <br />
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As a [[Sewer Mutants|mutant]], Leela has a peculiar metabolism different from that of standard humans. Mutagens cannot harm her, and she seems resistant to many poisons, environmental hazards and illnesses. Her special condition may have helped her fight off the threat by the [[The Sting|Baby Space Bee Queen's poison]], and it proved instrumental for finding the cure against the [[The Cure For The Common Clod|common cold]] that had New New York in its clutches. (Although in [[Cold Warriors]], Leela's metabolism was not involved in finding the cure, but a vaccine was extracted from an experimental virus sample found on Enceladus). Also, it might explain why Leela is so fond of sports and so well-muscled. As a recruit of the [[Earth]] forces, she surpassed every other recruit on the training ground, even well-trained males, and has shown extraordinary strength, dexterity and stamina on numerous occasions.<br />
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Leela is also highly skilled in martial arts which has been shown on numerous occasions.<br />
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She is also shown to be obsessive at times, and in "[[Möbius Dick]]", this reached a critical level when she began displaying symptoms of multiple personality disorder as a result of the futile efforts of attempting kill a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] that devoured their latest delivery. She also has an [[iPod]] {{et|5ACV14}}.<br />
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Leela's single giant eye unfortunately gives her poor depth perception, which has been hinted is the reason she crashes into billboards at the start of every episode. It's also the reason why she was the worst blurnsball player who ever lived. In the episode "Reincarnation" her eye color is shown to be blue.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
=== Early years ===<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|thumb|Leela as she was found in the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|Orphanarium]]]]<br />
Turanga Leela was born as the only child of a married couple of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]] in the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]] of [[New New York]]. Her parents are [[Turanga Morris and Munda]]. As Leela is probably the least mutated mutant ever born (as described to her parents by a medical professional), and looked like a normal child except for her one eye, her parents decided that she should not share the fate of her people living in the sewers. They instead chose to give her a life as normal as possible - a "real" life - by giving her up to the [[Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium]], though it was a tough decision and they suffered greatly by giving her away. Attached to the basket she was found in was a note in an [[Alien Languages|alien language]] written by her mother [[Turanga Morris and Munda|Turanga Munda]], who has a Ph.D. in exolinguistics. She meant for the note to convince the finder of her daughter that she was an alien and thus accept her into the orphanarium. The plan worked, and Leela was taken in by the head of the orphanarium, [[Warden Vogel]].<br />
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Leela grew up in the orphanarium unaware of her true roots, believing that she was indeed an alien. She had a hard time there, as she was relentlessly picked on because of her unusual appearance, and was always a lonely outsider. As a child she wore a monocle and, later, braces. Nevertheless, or maybe because of this, she managed to develop a strong and caring personality. As an outlet for her deep frustration, she trained in Arcturan Kung Fu to the level of a black-belt by a master of this martial art, [[Fnog]], despite being a victim of his obvious sexism.<br />
[[File:Teenage Leela.jpg|thumb|left|Leela as a teenager]]<br />
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=== Hired at Planet Express ===<br />
{{further|Season 1}}<br />
After leaving the orphanarium, she began a career as Fate Assignment Officer at [[Applied Cryogenics]], assigning defrostees to their permanent careers and providing them with the proper [[Career Chip|career chips]]. Then one day a defrostee named [[Philip J. Fry]] came along and inspired her to quit her job. Ultimately, she ended up being hired by Fry's many-times-great-nephew [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Hubert Farnsworth]] as the new captain for his interstellar delivery service, [[Planet Express]]. In that position, she acquired her beloved pet [[Nibbler]], after saving him from the implosion of [[Vergon 6]]. She also rescued Fry from the [[Trisolians]], attempted to destroy the [[giant ball of garbage]], escaped from the ''[[Titanic]]'' and helped save the world from the [[Omicronians]] in the [[First Omicronian Invasion of Earth]] in the same year that she was hired.<br />
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=== Another Cyclops ===<br />
{{further|Season 2}}<br />
From going on the [[Internet]], Leela believed to have found another cyclops, and would finally find out her true home planet. The cyclops turned out to be [[Alcazar]], who took her to [[Cyclopia]], where she supposedly was born. Leela decides that she must marry Al to continue their species. When Al tried to marry Leela, however, it turns out that Al was really a shape-shifting grasshopper, who was going to marry four other women of different alien races. She leaves the planet disappointed, but hopeful.<br />
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That same year, she almost lost Nibbler to [[El Chupanibre]], but he was saved by Bender, after Leela learned to be selfish. She was briefly named Miss Universe at the [[Miss Universe Pageant 3001]] by [[Zapp Brannigan]] by accident. She discovered [[Popplers]] but was almost killed by [[Lrrr]] when [[Second Omicronian Invasion of Earth|the crew found out that Popplers were the Omicronians' young]]. She also served in the [[DOOP Army]] in [[The Battle of Spheron 1]].<br />
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=== Helping the Nibblonians ===<br />
{{further|Season 3}}<br />
After having her pet Nibbler named "Dumbest Pet in Show" at a pet competition, Leela is shocked to learn that Nibbler is actually a high-ranking member of [[Nibblonians|an ancient alien species]]. The Nibblonians tell her that their old enemy, the [[Brain Spawn]], is making everyone on Earth stupid, and that Fry is the only one that can stop them, due to his lack of the [[Delta Brain Wave]]. She gets Fry to fight the [[Big Brain]], and Fry wins. The brains leave Earth for no "raeson" and thanks to the Brains' psychic attack, she doesn't remember anything about Nibbler or the Brains. Later, she gets a second eye crafted in, but removed it because of [[Adlai Atkins|her new boyfriend's]] insensitivity. She also got married briefly to Fry, joined the [[New New York Mets]] and traveled back in time and helped cause the Roswell incident.<br />
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=== Leela's real home planet ===<br />
{{further|Season 4}}<br />
Leela was later captured by the Sewer Mutants, along with Fry and Bender, who wanted to punish them for dumping toxic waste in the sewers. They were rescued by [[Turanga Morris and Munda|two mysterious strangers]] who convinced the Supreme Mutant to change their punishment into a life-long banishment from the sewers, instead of execution. Leela, curious about the strangers, jumps back into the sewers and chases the two back to their house, threatening them with a gun. The two tell her that they were the ones who killed her parents, and Leela, in an uncontrolled rage, almost killed them, but was stopped by Fry. It is revealed that the two were actually Leela's parents, and Leela rejoices. Leela also impregnated [[Kif Kroker]], became a superheroine called [[Clobberella]], was stung by a [[Space Bee]], and sold her hand in marriage to the [[Robot Devil]] in exchange for some mechanical ears.<br />
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=== Meets Lars Fillmore ===<br />
{{further|Bender's Big Score}}<br />
Shortly after Fry's opera, Planet Express delivery license is canceled. However; either due to the Box network's or the Professor's incompetence, it took two years for the staff to be informed. The true period of joblessness lasted for a few moments before Planet Express was "back on the air," During a party to celebrate the company's renewal, [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes']] head is chopped off in an Limbo accident, and Leela meets [[Lars Fillmore]] at the Head Museum. Ownership of Planet Express is stolen by the [[Scammer Aliens]] who discover the [[Machine Language Time Code|secret to time travel]] on Fry's ass, but Leela and Lars' relationship grows undisturbed. Fry watches them date with great envy and anger.<br />
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Despite both Leela and Lars getting laid off from their jobs, due to the Scammers tricking people out of their possessions, Lars proposes to Leela and Leela agrees. At the wedding, Hermes' head is chopped off a duplicate of his body that Bender went back in time to pick up for him. The professor inadvertently reveals to Lars that a [[Time paradox duplicate]] is always doomed to die. Lars calls off the wedding and left Leela to depression.<br />
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Later, the entire population of Earth is forced to move to different planets, due to [[Richard Nixon's head|President Nixon]] being scammed out of Earth's remaining land and water. The crew moves to [[Neptune]] in response. There, [[Santa Claus]] is unable to attack them, being in a deep depression over being scammed out of his Naughty List. They team up and plan to defeat the Scammers. At first, Nixon is skeptical of their chances to succeed, but Santa gets his [[Santa's Workshop|factory of elves]] to build powerful weapons for the army. The small army that they assembled fought against the Scammer's fleet of [[Remote-controlled solid gold Death Star|Solid Gold Death Stars]], but their first leader, Zapp Brannigan, was taken down. Leela takes his place, but soon realizes that she can't control so many ships at one time. Thus, Hermes's head uses his bureaucratic skills to control the other ships and take down the Scammers' fleet.<br />
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During the 3008 New Years Eve Party that took place on Earth shortly afterward, Fry sees how sad Leela is without Lars and realizes that if he really loved her, he would care more about her happiness, rather than his own. He tries to get Leela back together with Lars, but is interrupted by [[Nudar]], who survived the battle and wants to kill them. Lars sacrifices himself and saves Fry and Leela. After seeing the machine language time code on his butt, Leela realizes that Lars is actually Fry's [[time paradox duplicate]]. The crew all attend Lars's funeral where his video will explains what happened after he traveled back in time and why he decided not to marry Leela. <br />
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Later, Nibbler has Bender go back in time one last time to put the Time Code on Fry's butt to start the entire cycle. After completing his mission, Bender convinces the duplicates of him to return to the present instead of "coming up where they were logically supposed to." The large paradox caused by hundreds of Bender's makes a large rip in time and space.<br />
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=== Last tentacle-free person in the universe ===<br />
{{further|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br />
When the rip in time and space starts producing tentacles that attach itself to people, Leela and the crew (except Fry), become one of the few isolated pockets of tentacle free people. The crew try to escape Earth, but are blocked by [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Dr. Wernstrom's]] [[Diamondillium]] shield. They take cover in the Planet Express Building, along with Wernstrom, but [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] is taken. Fry tries to get them to come out and join [[Yivo]], but they refuse. Later, the tentacles infiltrate the building and the Professor, Hermes, and Wernstrom are overcome by the tentacles. Leela escapes with Amy on a [[Party Board]].<br />
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While hiding in an alley, it is revealed to them that Zapp Brannigan was also free. They all hide together in an abandoned soup cabin in a remote area. The next day, Leela finds out that Zapp had slept with Amy, but is more surprised at the fact that the tentacles have found them. Leela manages to escape with a piece of the tentacle, but Zapp and Amy do not.<br />
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Leela goes back to Planet Express and examines the piece with a telescope. She realizes that the tentacles are actually [[Coinage#G|Gentacles]] and that Yivo was actually mating with everyone in the universe. She pretends to have a tentacle attached and goes into the Church of [[Yivo's Religion]] where she reveals to the world the truth. The religion is abandoned, but they eventually go on a date with Yivo to make up. The Earthican council decides to break up with Yivo due to shkler lack of commitment, but Yivo proposes to them before they could say anything. Everyone in the universe moves to [[Parallel universes|Yivo's Universe]], but Leela was forced to go, despite being against it.<br />
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On Yivo, Leela was skeptic about the heavenly paradise at first, but when she finally admits to being happy, Bender and his [[Army of the Damned]] invade Yivo and takes them back to their universe.<br />
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=== Leegola ===<br />
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[[File:Leegola.jpg|thumb|right|Leela as Leegola]]<br />
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{{further|Bender's Game}}<br />
Later in 3008, Leela is goaded by [[Sal]] into entering the Planet Express Ship into the [[Space Demolition Derby]]. She leads the crew to a victory, but finds herself in trouble when Zoidberg tattles to the professor about her reckless behavior. Leela is forced to wear a shock collar, designed to give her and electrical shock if she has any violent thoughts, among others.<br />
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After several hopeless attempts to convince Zoidberg, the staff doctor, that she doesn't need the collar any more, Leela grew accustomed with the electrical shocks and even begins to enjoy them. She, along with Fry and the professor, launch an [[Planet Express' Attack on Mombil "Mine"|attack]] on the [[Mombil]] [[Dark Matter]] mine in [[Alaska]]. She aids the team greatly by using her violence and eventually discovers that the mine was actually a farm that harvested the fecal matter of [[Nibblonians]]. Leela also finds her pet [[Nibbler]] there.<br />
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Suddenly, in the middle of the battle, the floor cracks open and Leela is sent to [[Cornwood]], the land created by Bender's imagination. There, she becomes a centaur named [[Leegola]] (a combination of her name and that of {{w|Lord of the Rings}} character {{w|Legolas}}). She joins [[Frydo]], [[Titanius Anglesmith]], [[Gynecaladriel]], and the [[Great Wizard Greyfarn]] in forming the [[Fellowship]] and embark on a quest to defeat [[Momon]], queen of evil. However, halfway through the quest, Leegola realizes that in her rage she had murdered an [[Zoidberg (Cornwood)|innocent monster]]. She vows not to harm another living being again and joins the other, more peaceful [[Centaurs]].<br />
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Leegola later finds out that her friends were endangered by [[Momon's Army]]. She returns back to normal and convinces the other centaurs to form their own army and fight against Momon. In doing so, Momon's Army is defeated and her friends are saved. She, along with most of the Fellowship, go to the [[Geysers of Gygax]] where Momon destroys Cornwood and sends them back to the real world. Dark matter then becomes useless as fuel and they temporarily use Nibblonians as transport.<br />
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=== The new leader of the Feministas ===<br />
{{further|Into the Wild Green Yonder}}<br />
Leela, along with the rest of Planet Express, took a trip to [[Leo Wong]]'s [[Mars Vegas]], where they meet [[Frida Waterfall]] and the [[Feministas]]. Leela feels concerned about Leo's disrespect for nature in building the city, and adopts the last [[Desert Muck Leech]].<br />
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Later, Leela and Amy were allowed into [[Wongminster]], Leo's miniature golf club. Leo plans on destroying twelve percent of the Milky Way to expand his club, and sends Planet Express to do a scan for life in the twelve percent. Although they find a life filled asteroid, orbiting a [[Violet Dwarf Star]], Professor Farnsworth ignores it and approves the area for demolition anyways. Upset at the disregard of the men, Leela joins the Feministas.<br />
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Leela was part of a Feminista protest at Wongminster, where, due to an accident, they kill the [[Headless body of Agnew]], and flee, becoming fugitives. While hiding, Leela encourages the rest to be more forceful in protecting the environment by sabotaging Wong's construction of the golf course. They gain more and more members, and eventually take over the Planet Express Ship, as well as Hermes, Zoidberg, and Farnsworth.<br />
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Later, Fry unwittingly lures the Feministas out of their [[Honeybun Hideout]], and leads to an exciting space chase through the miniature golf course where the Feministas ultimately get arrested by Bender. They have a trial ([[Earth v. Feministas]]), where they are sentenced to [[Maxi-Padlock]], a prison for women.<br />
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After spending a few days in prison, and unsuccessfully trying to break out with Leela's muck leech, they are broken out by Bender, Farnsworth, Hermes, Zoidberg, and Scruffy, although only Leela, Amy, and LaBarbara managed to escape. They go to the Violet Dwarf, where they manage to stop it from getting destroyed, just in time for it to hatch into [[The Last Encyclopod]]. it is revealed that the muck leech was [[The Last Dark One]], and it is killed after it murders [[Hutch Waterfall]]. The Encyclopod preserves Hutch's DNA, and leaves. Zapp then chases the Planet Express crew in the Nimbus. Leela confesses her love of Fry and they kiss before flying into the [[Panama Wormhole]] to escape. <br />
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=== Reborn ===<br />
{{further|Season 6}}<br />
The [[Planet Express]] [[Planet Express ship|ship]] goes through the [[Panama Wormhole]] and exits in [[Earth]] orbit. The ship is shot by [[Zapp Brannigan]]'s flagship [[Nimbus]] and thus loses power and crashes in front of the company [[Planet Express headquarters|headquarters]], killing all the [[Planet Express crew|crew]] except the [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor]] and Leela who was saved by Fry. Saddened by Fry's death, she builds Robot Fry at a [[Build-A-Bot Workshop]]. Unfortunately, due to excess wiring in his stomach, he short circuited killing Leela and wiping both of their short term memories. Then, Robot Fry build a [[Robot Leela]]. When Leela is finally awakened, she fought with the Robot Leela, until the real Fry is reborn. The two robots then leave forever and everything is back to normal {{et|6ACV01}}. She is later send with Zapp to the V-GINY, but they crashed on an unknown planet. It i slater revealed it was a plan of Zapp to seduce Leela {{et|6ACV02}}. Fry discovered her singing boil and published the video on Twitcher, making the whole world laugh of Leela {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
She went in Rome to discover Da Vinci's secret {{et|6ACV05}}. When Hermes traveled to Mexico, she temporarily became a bureaucrat {{et|6ACV06}}. On her birthday, she went on a date with Fry who was late {{et|6ACV07}}. She switched bodies with Amy who was in the Professor's body, and have sex with Fry in Zoidberg's body {{et|6ACV10}}. After being revealed as a mutant, she was forced to live in the sewers, and led the Devolution Revolution {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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===Life After Futurama===<br />
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After the episode "meanwhile", Fry and Leela went back in time to take up residence in the star wars universe. They built a house on the Degaba System. Then they met Jedi Master Yoda. Yoda killed Fry and then raped Leela. Leela gave birth to a one eyed jedi. She died of syphilis after birth. Yoda keeps her body in his dining room were he regularly rapes it. <br />
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== Character Description ==<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
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*[[Turanga Morris]], father<br />
*[[Turanga Munda]], mother<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry]], boyfriend {{small|(husband in alternate [[timeline]])}} {{et|7ACV26}}<br />
*[[Leela's grandmother|Grandmother]]<br />
*[[Leela's great-grandmother|Great-grandmother]]<br />
*Due to an accident, and because of the reproductive process of [[Amphibiosans]], she has [[Kif's offspring|several dozen offspring]] from [[Kif Kroker]], currently living in an immature "tadpole" form in the swamp of the [[Clan Kroker's Sacred Birthing Grounds|Kroker clan birthing grounds]] on [[Amphibios 9]]. About half of these have only one eye each, like her.<br />
*In "[[A Bicyclops Built for Two]]", she nearly married [[Alcazar]].<br />
*In "[[Time Keeps on Slippin']]", she was shown to be briefly married to Fry due to the time skips, but then they got divorced during another time skip because she believed he tricked her into marriage. <br />
*In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', she almost married [[Lars Fillmore]].<br />
*In ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'', she married Yivo, along with the rest of the universe, against her will.<br />
[[File:Elbowtalons.jpg|right|thumb|Leela's other mutation.]]<br />
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=== Mutations ===<br />
As a sewer mutant, Leela has mutations. The most obvious is her only eye making her a cyclops. But she also shown she has a second mutation. She grows skin covered spikes, called "[[Coinage#E|elbow talons]]", from her elbows. However, she usually trims these ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]). She later revealed that she has a third mutation which was discovered by Fry in [[3010]], a talking boil on her body named [[Susan]], which she lances every few months {{et|6ACV03}}. According to her, she has 205 bones, making her one less than normal humans {{et|6ACV22}} but this could simply be because she only has one eye. She is much less slender than Amy Wong, and many other characters, also she is particularly strong, and as she states "I guess I don't know my own strength." These attributes may be related to the fact that she keeps active, yet it may partly be either minor mutations, or possibly extremely rare and unusual family genes, before Old-New-York was destroyed, and her ancestors there were mutated. She has deep-purple hair, as do her mother and her maternal grandmother; her maternal great-grandmother did too. She also occasionally lays an egg and she also suffered from 'squidification' which caused her to grow suction cups on her hands before her entire body and hair became a mass of tentacles. This mutation was cured by Mom's genetic engineering.{{et|7ACV22}}.<br />
[[File:Leela 2eyes 1.jpg|right|thumb|Two-eyed Leela.]]<br />
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===Two-eyed Leela=== <br />
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Leela has been seen with two eyes several times, though each time it appeared different: <br />
*"[[When Aliens Attack]]" &mdash; To portray the role of Jenny MacNeal, a plastic eye is taped to the side of her face (which [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] later eats). This is clearly the least-convincing appearance of a two-eyed Leela.<br />
*"[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]" &mdash; When the Amazonians are approaching, a puddle ripples, causing Leela's reflection to distort, showing her briefly with two eyes. Her eyes appear to be rounder than the others.<br />
*"[[The Cyber House Rules]]" &mdash; A second eye is grafted onto Leela's face. She later realizes she's better off being different, and has it removed. Her eyes are more narrow.<br />
*"''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''" &mdash; When the Professor asks if Leela is winking or blinking, Leela wears a pair of two-eyed glasses with a {{w|lenticular printing|lenticular}} "winking" animation to clarify.<br />
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=== Alternate Appearances ===<br />
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*'''{{es|2ACV17}}''': '''Lee Lemon''': Leela disguises herself as a man in order to enlist in the DOOP Army.<br />
*'''{{es|3ACV15}}''': '''Parallel Leela''': The only difference apparent between Leela and her counterpart in the parallel universe (the ''only'' alternate universe at the time) was that parallel Leela (along with the rest of the parallel Planet Express crew) was wearing a cowboy hat and vest when both crews visited the [[Edge of the Universe]]. Whether this is the norm for the parallel Crew, or was due to some difference in parallel Fry's touristy adventure that day was never mentioned.<br />
*'''{{es|3ACV18}}''': '''Witch Leela''': In Leela's dream, she asked to become the new Wicked Witch.<br />
*'''{{es|4ACV04}}''': '''[[Clobberella]]''': Leela turns into a superhero named Clobberella.<br />
*'''{{es|BG}}''': '''[[Leegola]]''': In Cornwood, she turns into a centaur named Leegola.<br />
*'''{{es|6ACV20}}''': Leela temporarily becomes a man.<br />
*'''{{es|6ACV26}}''': Leela is drawn in {{w|anime}} style.<br />
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=== Relationships ===<br />
:''(In chronological order)''<br />
*[[Sean]]<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] {{small|(see ''[[Fry-Leela relationship]]'' for more info)}}<br />
*[[Doug (humanoid)|Doug]] {{small|(went on a date)}}<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] {{small|(see ''[[Zapp-Leela relationship]]'' for more info)}}<br />
*[[Dean Vernon]] {{small|(went on a date)}}<br />
*[[Alcazar]]<br />
*[[Adlai Atkins]]<br />
*[[Chaz]]<br />
*[[William Shatner's head|William Shatner]] {{small|(had a brief fling)}}<br />
*[[Yivo]]<br />
*[[Cubert Farnsworth]] {{small|(in previous universes)}}<br />
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==Additional Info== <br />
[[File:Leela's Contact Lens.jpg|right|thumb|Leela's contact lens]]<br />
===Trivia=== <br />
*Her name can be interpreted in several ways: "Leela" sounds exactly like the term for "purple" in several languages, including Spanish, [[French language|French]] (''lilas''), [[German language|German]] ("lila"), Danish (''lilla''), [[Sweden|Swedish]] (''lila''), Finnish (''liila''), Romanian ("lila") and Hungarian ("lila"). A further possibility is that the name is a parody of the heroine from ''The Fifth Element'', ''Leeloo'' - the perfect woman. Additionally, in Bungie's 1994 Macintosh game Marathon, there is an AI character named Leela. Lastly, she might have been inspired by a character from the British Sci-Fi series ''[[wikia:c:tardis:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]]'' bearing the same name ([[wikia:c:tardis:Leela|Leela]]). "Turanga" may be derived from the symphony "{{w|Turangalila}}" by Olivier Messiaen ([[1908]]-1992). <ref>A record of the symphony appears in "[[Fry and Leela's Big Fling]]".</ref> The term derives from Sanskrit and means, alternately, "Song of Love" and "Hymn to Joy". Alternately, Turanga may derive from {{w|Taronga Zoo}}, the name of which is an Indigenous [[Australia]]n word for "beautiful view". <br />
*Even though Turanga is her family name and not her first name, it is said first when pronouncing her full name which may mean [[Leela's parents|her family]] is from East Asia, Hungary, Sri Lanka among other places in which surnames are said first in a personal name. <br />
*The designers kept trying to make Leela's nose smaller, because it was larger than they thought appropriate for a female character, but [[Matt Groening]] insisted it stay the larger size. <br />
*Unlike [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], who is frequently chopped to pieces in the series, Leela tends to lose the use of her senses instead, namely sight and hearing. <br />
*As Fate Assignment Officer, her code number was 1BDI (or "one beady eye") {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
**In another occular pun, Leela's apartment number is [[Apartment 1I|1I]].<br />
*Books read by Leela include ''[[True Stories of Courageous Animals]]'' {{et|3ACV02}}, ''[[Great Machete Battles]]'' {{et|4ACV01}}, ''[[Dances of the Ancient Bronx]]'' {{et|4ACV07}}, ''[[A Child's Garden of Space Legends]]'' {{et|4ACV09}}, and ''[[World's Bravest Hamsters]]'' {{et|6ACV06}}, plus the magazines ''[[Nosy Enquirer]]'' (headline: ''Bigfoot turns 80!'') {{et|4ACV15}} and ''[[Mu-Teen Magazine]]'' {{et|4ACV09}}.<br />
*Tends to snore.<br />
*Always uses lipstick, mostly pink, and is rarely seen without it.<br />
[[File:Lipstick.jpg|thumb|Leela applying lipstick]]<br />
*Used to brew her own beer at the orphanarium.<br />
*Can do the Robot Dance like no one else.<br />
*Owns her own harpoon.<br />
*Tends to fill her day with humdrum activities.<br />
*Is camera-shy.<br />
*Usually prepares her dinners in advance for one month and then freezes them.<br />
*Sometimes seen with a lime-green jacket in earlier episodes and Season 2.<br />
*For obvious reasons, no one can give the evil eye quite like her.<br />
*Adept in the use of weaponry like laser guns or machetes.<br />
*Used to play the drums.<br />
*Tends to play with her hair when upset or nervous.<br />
*Frequently accused of poor hygiene (sweaty boot rash, etc), but may be at a disadvantage due to her mutant physiology and energetic lifestyle.<br />
**As shown in [[Anthology of Interest I|the very first ''Anthology of Interest'']], Leela does not seem to wear socks under her boots. This may attribute to the 'poor' hygiene of her feet.<br />
*Usually, Leela only wears jewellery on special occasions. The exception from this was the ring in "[[Space Pilot 3000]]" that [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] stole; it was never seen again. She also wears a bracelet made by [[Turanga Morris and Munda|her father]] at all times.<br />
*Apart from [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]], she is the only character that appears in every episode of the show and in every comic.<br />
*Has had six weddings; three were called off, two were followed by divorce and one was presumably erased from time. [[Reverend Lionel Preacherbot]] performed the first three of these, [[Father Changstein El-Gamal]] performed the fourth. A sixth proposition was made, but the wedding never actually took place. It is unknown who performed her wedding to Cubert in "[[The Late Philip J. Fry]]". Her sixth and final wedding was performed by the [[Space Pope]], although he was frozen in time.<br />
**To [[Alcazar]] {{et|2ACV09}}<br />
**To [[Philip J. Fry]], followed by divorce {{et|3ACV14}}<br />
**To [[Robot Devil]] {{et|4ACV18}}<br />
**To [[Lars Fillmore]] {{et|5ACV03}}<br />
**To [[Yivo]], no wedding {{et|TBwaBB}}<br />
**To [[Cubert Farnsworth]], in a previous universe, towards the mid [[31st century]] {{et|6ACV07}}<br />
**To Fry. This wedding was presumably erased from time {{et|7ACV26}}<br />
*Can wield a gun with her foot, and hides one in her boot for easy access.<br />
*May very well be [[The other|the second-most important person in the universe]] behind Fry (though she doesn't know it).<br />
*Actually continued to legally work at [[Applied Cryogenics]] until [[2ACV11]]<br />
*Has been seen in a lime-green tank top (instead of her usual white one) once, in "[[My Three Suns]]".<br />
*Apparently wears a large contact lens.<br />
*Wears size 12 boots, which is particularly large for a woman.<br />
*Slept with Fry in her what-if scenario in "[[Anthology of Interest I]]" and possibly in real life (see "[[The Duh-Vinci Code]]"). Unambiguously slept with Fry in "[[The Prisoner of Benda]]", while her mind was in the Professor's body and Fry's mind was in Zoidberg's body.<br />
*Licks her fingers starting with her pointer and ending with her thumb.<br />
*Her surname is revealed in the episode "[[The Problem with Popplers]]".<br />
*She'd prefer to have the end locker at [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express]], but [[Amy]] won't trade with her.<br />
*She said the last words in the series finale.<br />
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===Quotes=== <br />
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<poem>'''Leela''': I guess you never outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': Fry, you're wasting your life in front of that TV. You've got to get out and see the real world.<br />
'''[[Fry]]''': But this is {{w|HDTV}}, it's got better resolution than the real world.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking [[Nibbler|him]]!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.<br />
'''Fry''': I had more, but you go ahead.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': That's stupid.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': Well, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': For a split second, my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': OK, OK. We're not gonna force [[Prof. Farnsworth|you]] until I finish this sentence. Get him!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': We are not ignorant villagers, we're sophisticated New New Yorkers. Whup his butt!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': I'm sorry you saw that, Fry. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.<br />
'''Fry''': Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': Bender! You should be ashamed of yourself. Legal immigration is one of the cornerstones of our society.<br />
'''[[Bender]]''': Aren't you really a [[sewer mutant|mutant]] pretending to be an alien in order to live on the surface world legally?<br />
'''Leela''': I'll be sitting here quietly if anybody needs me.</poem><br />
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=== Catchphrases ===<br />
Leela's main [[catchphrase]] is "[[Oh, Lord]]", and also possibly her yell "[[Hi-yah!]]".<br />
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She often uses old musical references, turning the first word into a verb and applying it to the last word as a noun. Examples:<br />
*"This wangs chung!" - A reference to both the band {{w|Wang Chung}}, and their hit song "{{w|Everybody Have Fun Tonight}}", which includes the line "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" {{et|3ACV03}}.<br />
*"This toads the wet sprocket!" - A reference to the band {{w|Toad the Wet Sprocket}} {{et|3ACV21}}.<br />
*"Setting Bachman Turners to overdrive!" - A reference to the band {{w|Bachman–Turner Overdrive}} {{et|6ACV13}}.<br />
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[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] also uses this formula when referring to her attraction to creative and musically-talented men. Examples:<br />
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*"Musicians really Rodger your Hammerstein." - A reference to the famous composers {{w|Rodgers and Hammerstein}} {{et|4ACV18}}.<br />
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Her phrase "[[Oh, Lord]]" is used quite a lot, usually just before a previous action comes back to haunt her, and has used variations of the phrase "Good night, sweet prince" from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'' when parting with Fry on several occasions ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]], [[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences|6ACV11]]).<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
While Leela appears in all episodes, films and comics, these categories may be of interest:<br />
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*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Leela|A plots focusing on Leela]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Leela|B plots focusing on Leela]]<br />
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== Notes ==<br />
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[[Category:Athletes]]<br />
[[Category:Bureaucrats]]<br />
[[Category:Captains]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Mutants]]<br />
[[Category:Orphans]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]<br />
[[Category:Turanga family]]<br />
[[Category:Articles that reference Fun on a Bun]]<br />
[[Category:Articles that reference A Farewell to Arms]]<br />
[[Category:Articles that reference Naturama]]<br />
[[Category:Articles that reference Zapp Dingbat]]<br />
[[Category:Articles that reference The Butterjunk Effect]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Dr._John_A._Zoidberg&diff=153229Dr. John A. Zoidberg2015-10-06T13:19:17Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|age=At least {{age|2928}}{{er|6ACV18}}<br />
|birth date=Between {{date|23 November}} and {{date|23 December}}{{er|3ACV14|6ACV08|space=no}}<br />
|species=[[Decapodian]]<br />
|origin=[[Decapod 10]]<br />
|job=Staff doctor<br />
|family=''See [[#Family|family]] section''<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV02}}<br />
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'''Dr. John A. Zoidberg''' is a [[Decapodian]] employed as staff doctor at [[Planet Express]]{{er|1ACV02}} and an honorary [[Globetrotter]].{{er|3ACV14}} He is only tolerated at Planet Express because of his ability to cut things.{{er|6ACV14}} An extremely poor man and a doctor of art history,{{er|6ACV05}} he is still lovable to many and hated by others. He is also noted as the only [[alien]] member of the [[Planet Express crew]]. Zoidberg regularly rapes the rest of the crew. Zoidberg eats power tools for breakfast. Zoidberg surgicly removed Zapp Branigans rectum.<br />
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== Personality ==<br />
Desperate for acceptance, Zoidberg lives with a continuing delusion that he is well regarded by the rest of the Planet Express crew. He does appear to be rather intelligent, but he is an inept medical practitioner. Most of his co-workers look down on him, especially [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], who likes to make his life even more miserable. Dr. Zoidberg is [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]'s oldest friend, which suggests that Zoidberg is much older than he appears. A citizen of [[Earth]], he loves his chosen home planet for the personal freedom it provides.{{er|4ACV05}} He is also apparently the only intelligent organism on [[Earth]] deemed nice by the [[Santa Claus|Robot Santa Claus]].{{er|2ACV04}} It is unknown why, but it may be because of a glitch in Santa or because of Zoidberg's kind and innocent personality. Other than the professor, the only people known to identify him as a friend are the members of the [[First Planet Express crew]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] (sometimes), [[Mom]] and [[Marianne|his girlfriend]].<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
[[File:Anthology.jpg|right|thumb|Giant Zoidberg.{{er|2ACV16}}]]<br />
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=== Early years ===<br />
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Dr. Zoidberg was born on [[Decapod 10]] and attended high school there, where he had a crush on classmate [[Edna]].{{er|2ACV05}} During that time, his face was covered in barnacles, for which he was laughed at.<br />
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As a youngster, Zoidberg wanted to become a comedian, following the footsteps of his uncle [[Harold Zoid]], but he was discouraged by his guardian,<ref>Decapodians die upon mating. Then he had diarrhea. {{er|2ACV05}} One theory suggests that barren females care for the newly hatched young.</ref> whereupon he developed an interest in medical science.{{er|3ACV08}} Though he formulated a new plan to impress his family by becoming a doctor, he was again scolded for giving up his dream of being a comedian. Eventually, he went to medical school and left his home planet to seek his fortune on [[Earth]], although it is not known whether he studied on Decapod 10 or on Earth. He never received a doctorate in medicine for humans, but rather, in art history.{{er|6ACV05}} Though fully incompetent with humans, he treats them anyway, both at Planet Express and, apparently, outside the company (one such patient being the [[Australian man]]) . He is however, an expert on aliens, as stated by [[Professor Farnsworth]].{{er|6ACV18}}<br />
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In [[2927]], Zoidberg met [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] while on a mission to capture a Tritonian [[yeti]] for [[Mom]]. During the mission, the Professor was infected with hypermalaria, which at the time, was thought to be impossible to cure. The Professor saved Zoidberg's life by killing the yeti. In exchange, Farnsworth pleaded that Zoidberg kill him as soon as the symptoms of hypermalaria started, so he wouldn't have to experience the horrible suffering.{{er|6ACV18}} Zoidberg agreed, leading to his employment at Planet Express in [[2961]], when it was founded.{{er|6ACV15}} <br />
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[[File:Claw-Plach.png|thumb|left|225px|Zoidberg and his friend [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], battling in [[Claw-Plach]].{{er|2ACV05}}]]<br />
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=== Planet Express doctor ===<br />
In his early days at Planet Express in 2961, he had a brief relationship with [[Candy]], until she was eaten by a [[Four-dimensional space whales|four-dimensional space whale]].{{er|6ACV15}}<br />
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During [[Xmas]] of [[3000]], Zoidberg was the only person on Earth deemed "nice" by [[Robot Santa]] and was given a pogo stick as his present.{{er|2ACV04}} In [[3001]], Zoidberg saved [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]'s life by transplanting his head onto [[Amy Wong|Amy]]'s shoulder when his body was severely damaged in a car crash on [[Jupiter]]'s moon [[Europa]].{{er|2ACV07}}<br />
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=== Mating Season ===<br />
In 3001, Zoidberg was filling with male jelly and becoming violent due to the approaching mating season for his species. He went to his home planet to find a mate, and soon became intent on sharing the ritual with his old classmate Edna. Edna was disinterested and more attracted to Fry so Zoidberg challenged Fry to the Decapodian tradition of [[Claw-Plach]]. He intended to kill Fry until he noticed the mating ritual had begun without him, so he and Fry returned to Earth as friends again.{{er|2ACV05}} <br />
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Later that year, when he was trapped at the bottom of the ocean with the rest of the Planet Express crew, he found a shell to live in and planned to reside there permanently, until it somehow burned down after Bender left his cigar next to it.{{er|2ACV12}}<br />
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He served as a military doctor in the 3001 conflict with [[Spheron 1]].{{er|2ACV17}}<br />
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=== Attempts at comedy ===<br />
Although his medical career meant giving up his dream of becoming a comedian, Zoidberg has since tried on occasion to be a freelance comedian of some sort, but lack the necessary talent and sense of humour. In his biggest try, he even had a minor part in [[Harold Zoid|his uncle]]'s film ''[[The Magnificent Three]]'' in [[3002]].{{er|3ACV08}}<br />
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When the crew had to explore Fry's body in 3002, Zoidberg made himself useful by using his limited knowledge of human anatomy to lead them through a capillary.{{er|3ACV02}} Also that year he began coughing up pearls which were sold as necklaces while the crew were following Bender on tour.{{er|3ACV13}}<br />
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=== Roswell Alien ===<br />
After a supernova he was accidentally sent back in time to [[1947]] Roswell where he was captured by the [[US Army]]. He met [[Harry S. Truman|President Harry Truman]] (it is unclear which of them was more baffled by the other) and was partially vivisected. He was rescued by Fry and returned to the [[31st century|future]] where he put his organs back in (except a non-vital one) and fixed himself with duct tape.{{er|3ACV19}}<br />
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When Planet Express was taken over by [[Steve Castle]], he sold all his shares for a sandwich.{{er|3ACV21}}<br />
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=== Death Sentence ===<br />
In [[3003]] on [[Freedom Day]], he ate [[Old Freebie|an Earthican flag]] and was chased by an angry mob sent by [[President Nixon]]. He took refuge in his planet's embassy and was sentenced to death for his crime while in hiding. In response, the Decapodians invaded and conquered Earth, enslaving all its citizens. Eventually, Zoidberg disagreed with the takeover and helped defeat the invaders with a burning flag.{{er|4ACV05}} <br />
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In [[3004]], after an accident in a health spa, he reverted back to all his childhood stages until he returned to his current age in the [[Fountain of Aging]].{{er|4ACV09}}<br />
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When Professor Farnsworth created a box containing [[Universe 1|a parallel universe]], Zoidberg quickly befriended his parallel counterpart. The two Zoidbergs, fed up with how the crew treats them, stole the box containing [[Universe Γ|our universe]] and tried to escape into other universes until they were caught by Farnsworth.{{er|4ACV15}}<br />
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When everyone on Earth was given a 300 dollar government refund, Zoidberg was inspired to live like a rich person, until he was mocked by Mom for thinking the money had a lot of worth. He eventually spent his money on food for a group of homeless people.{{er|4ACV16}}<br />
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=== Mercy Killing ===<br />
In [[3011]], the rest of the [[Planet Express Crew|crew]] became fed up with Dr. Zoidberg's incompetence as a doctor, and demanded that the [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor]] fire him.{{er|6ACV18}} However, the symptoms of hypermalaria had after several decades, finally began to infect him. Farnsworth approached Zoidberg and informed him that it was time to perform the mercy killing, only it needed to be by surprise. But before Zoidberg could carry out the act, the rest of the crew caught Zoidberg trying to kill the Professor and imprisoned him in his office, restraining him with the Professor's lab coat. On the coat, Zoidberg discovers a thin, white, [[yeti]] hair, and realizes that the Professor never had hypermalaria, but [[yetiism]], a dangerous disease with identical symptoms to hypermalaria, that turns the victim into a yeti. Shocked by this revelation, Zoidberg escapes and goes to the headquarters of [[Mom]], where he exchanges a coupon for a free tanning session for the disembodied head of a yeti. Zoidberg returns to the [[Planet Express headquarters]] just moments before the rest of the crew kill the Professor themselves, (after he revealed the truth to them) Zoidberg reveals to them that the Professor has yetiism, not hypermalaria. Using the pineal gland from the yeti's head, he creates an antidote and forces him to swallow it; just as the yeti transformation begins. The cure was successful, and the rest of the crew apologize to Zoidberg for treating him so poorly.<br />
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By [[3013]], Zoidberg had gotten a job at [[Elzar's]] as a busboy.{{er|7ACV17}}<br />
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Amazingly enough, by at some point in 3013, Zoidberg met [[Marianne|a flower girl]] and they began dating.{{er|7ACV25}}<br />
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== Character description ==<br />
=== Family ===<br />
*[[Norm Zoidberg|Norm]], [[Sam Zoidberg|Sam]] and [[Sadie Zoidberg|Sadie]], parents,{{er|3ACV08}} presumably one is the woman who raised him,{{er|4ACV05}} the other two are deceased biological parents. It is also possible that Decapodians have three biological parents. He referred to one of them (his mother) as a saint, which was most likely just an expression. Non-[[canon]]ically, his parents' original intentions were for him to become a Lawyer.<sup>[[Claw and Order|[US#048]]]</sup><br />
*[[Harold Zoid]], uncle.{{er|3ACV08}}<br />
*His brother [[Norman Zoidberg|Norman]] and up to nine other siblings that budded from Zoidberg during the coral stage of his larval stadium. A duplicate Norman dies when he is sucked into the [[Fountain of Aging]], but all other siblings are never mentioned again.{{er|4ACV09}}<br />
*[[Zoidfarb]], [[list of cousins|cousin]]. Zoidberg received an [[Xmas]] card from him in [[3001]].{{er|2ACV04}}<br />
*[[Cubert]], godson.{{er|6ACV09}}<br />
*Unknown ex-wife. Zoidberg's wedding album was destroyed by the Professor to make two small sweaters using the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]] work.{{er|6ACV17}} Possibly [[Grrrl]],<ref><poem>'''Grrrl''': Hello.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Of course I'll marry you!<br />
''["[[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences]]".]''</poem></ref> however unlikely, as Zoidberg video-dated [[Zindy]] for four years.{{er|7ACV25}}<br />
*[[Marianne]], girlfriend.{{er|7ACV25}}<br />
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=== Relationships ===<br />
:''(In chronological order)''<br />
*[[Candy]]<br />
*[[Lobster]] (went on a date)<br />
*[[Jellyfish nurse]]<br />
*[[Edna]]<br />
*[[Yivo]]<br />
*[[Grrrl]]<br />
*[[Zindy]]<br />
*[[Marianne]]<br />
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== Production ==<br />
[[File:Zoidberg lab.jpg|right|thumb|Production pic of Zoidberg's lab.]]<br />
The original inspiration and the basic traits and characteristics were developed by [[David X. Cohen]],<ref name="epTSHL-com-dxc">{{cite commentary |speaker={{n|Cohen|David|X.}} |episode=The Series Has Landed |volume=One |disc=1}}</ref> while the cartoon design was created by [[Matt Groening]]. The later refinement and addition of various traits came from the various [[:Category:Writers|writers]].<ref name="epPYHOMS-com-kk">{{cite commentary |speaker={{n|Keeler|Ken}} |episode=Put Your Head on My Shoulders |volume=Two |disc=2}}</ref><br />
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Cohen's name for Dr. Zoidberg came from a video game he had developed during the [[1980s]], called "Zoid",<ref name="epTSHL-com-dxc"/> which was largely inspired by the popular arcade game {{w|Qix}}.<ref name="epTL-com-dxc">{{cite commentary |speaker={{n|Cohen|David|X.}} |episode=That's Lobstertainment! |volume=Three |disc=2}}</ref> Cohen tried to get the then famous publisher {{w|Brøderbund}} to publish the game.<ref name="epTL-com-dxc"/> Unfortunately, Brøderbund refused to publish Cohen's assembly-written game, and he shelved it.<ref name="epTL-com-dxc"/> Dr. Zoidberg was thus named to honour those wasted years in college.<ref name="epTSHL-com-dxc"/><br />
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Cohen's inspiration came from {{st|Bones McCoy}} from ''[[Star Trek]]'', the doctor on the ''{{st|U.S.S. Enterprise}}''. Bones was often faced with treating aliens and other non-humans, including [[Spock]].<ref name="epTSHL-com-dxc"/> Cohen's idea for Zoidberg was the exact opposite, where an alien would perform on humans.<ref name="epTSHL-com-dxc"/> Zoidberg's trait of being a bad doctor was then established.<ref name="epPYHOMS-com-kk"/><br />
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Later traits, such as his lust for seafood, became apparent in "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]". More demeaning traits such as being poor and lonely came in "[[Put Your Head on My Shoulders]]"; eating garbage and being homeless appeared later as well.<br />
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Certain contradicting situations can be seen in "[[A Flight to Remember]]", where Zoidberg is seen being given a suite, something that the writers would not give him in the later course of the series.<ref name="epAFTR-com-dxc">{{cite commentary |speaker={{n|Cohen|David|X.}} |episode=A Flight to Remember |volume=One |disc=3}}</ref><br />
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=== Voice ===<br />
[[Billy West]] has often stated that the voice of Zoidberg was inspired by profile {{cat|actor}}s from Yiddish theater such as {{w|Lou Jacobi}} and {{w|George Jessel (actor)|George Jessel}}. His voice may also be inspired by reggae/hip-hop {{cat|musician|singer}}, {{w|Shaggy (musician)|Shaggy}}.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Zoidberg is featured both on disc 7 of ''[[Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009|The Complete Collection 1999-2009]]'' and on the cover for [[Volume 7]]. He is also featured on one of the discs of Volume 7.<br />
*Zoidberg's E-mail is: zoidberg@freemail.web.{{citation needed}}<br />
*As the show progresses, Zoidberg's apparent utility becomes less obvious, and the Planet Express staff shun his presence from one instance to another.<br />
*It has been mentioned several times that the Planet Express crew openly abuses him. In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', he yelled that Fry was the only crew member who had never struck him. Also, several times he has done something wrong and exclaimed "Don't hit me!"<br />
*As with all Decapodians, Zoidberg's mannerisms, speech, and personality are representative of dry East Coast humor readily seen in Jewish communities.<br />
*He claims to have lost his medical degree in a volcano. This, however, was an excuse for not having one to give to Cubert.<br />
*In earlier [[Episode Listing|episodes]] he is animated with teeth, but in later episodes he is drawn without. His mouth frills are prehensile and can move independently, although most of the time they remain loose.<br />
*Is apparently his own medical corporation, as described on the door to his office.<br />
*Zoidberg has a top fin or crest on his head that appears at times of emotional duress, such as "[[Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?]]" and ''Bender's Big Score''. It seems to be linked to his species' equivalent to testosterone, as it appears to be linked to both aggression and arousal, as shown in ''[[Bender's Game]]'' and "[[Attack of the Killer App]]". Also, the fin appears when he remembers a forgotten event. The crest, referred to by Amy as "cockateiling", has been shown on one occasion to occur just before a traumatic event, allowing Zoidberg to predict danger, but not with enough notice to do anything about it. <br />
*His greatest fantasy is to be a grandmother ("Subjugated yet honored!").<br />
*Hermes from the earliest episodes seems to harbor a bitter hatred toward Zoidberg, never explained or given a rationale. This starts in "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]", when Hermes states someone (in fact Bender was addicted to it) has been using a lot of electricity, then blames Zoidberg who exclaims "MEEE?" Hermes later removes the office's salt-water cooler to save money, prompting Zoidberg to blurt out, "This is a witch-hunt!"<br />
[[File:Zoidberg office.jpg|right|thumb|Zoidberg in his office with Fry.{{er|6ACV18}}]]<br />
*An [[Zoidberg (Cornwood)|alternate version]] of him as a blob-like creature appears in ''Bender's Game'', although he begins as an innocent Dungeon Monster.<br />
*In the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween08.html Halloween 2008] cartoon of [http://homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner], the Poopsmith is dressed as Zoidberg. Also, if you click him at the end of the toon, the King of Town uses the phrase "[[Good news, everyone]]."<br />
*Apparently likes [[Barbados Slim]] (Although he says he likes a lot of people, possibly a catchphrase).<br />
*He has been shown to cough up colorful beads after eating copious amounts of dirt, which can be sold to make money. This is only seen in the episode "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]".<br />
[[File:Zoidberg promo.png|right|thumb|Zoidberg reading a book entitled ''Diseases of the Claw and Egg Sac''.]]<br />
*His [[birthday]] is the day after Amy's.{{er|3ACV14}}<br />
*His claws and exoskeleton are incredibly strong and resilient. His claws can cut through human flesh, bone, and even some metals while his exoskeleton is impervious to knives and swords.<br />
*He is first mentioned to be desperately poor in the episode "[[Put Your Head on My Shoulders]]".<br />
*In "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]", it is said he started working in Planet Express in [[2992]], though in "[[Möbius Dick]]", he is seen working since the start, around [[2961]].<br />
**Possible that he is fired and rehired to avoid paying out benefits.<br />
***The Professor's senilty and Hermes' not caring may also be the explanation.<br />
*Grows brown hair that usually turns white immediately in cases of extreme fear (as shown in "Möbius Dick").<br />
*He is noted by Farnsworth to be a "doctor for aliens", often gives mistaken diagnoses on Fry and Bender that may apply to other species, and has demonstrated knowledge of alien physiology (as shown in "[[The Tip of the Zoidberg]]"). This may suggest he qualified as a doctor on Decapod 10. He was also described as a "medical doctor" by the [[Contrabulous Choosematron]], implying he may be qualified in some form as a doctor. <br />
* Interesting, the only thing about being a doctor Zoidberg seems to know about is reattaching limbs, as he does this several times.{{er|2ACV05|2ACV07|BBS|space=no}}<br />
*He has shown infrequent romantic interest in human men, thought this probably means nothing as he is repeatedly unable to differentiate between human genders.<br />
*In ''Bender's Big Score'' he was crowned Prince of Bageria by the [[Scammer Aliens|Scammers]]. Although it's obivously a scam, Zoidberg still fell for it.<br />
*Zoidberg appears to think humans have multiple mouths, dorsal fins. He also can't tell humans apart from robots and males from females. He also thinks that food is digested in the heart.<br />
*Several of Zoidberg's internal organs are either redundant or vestigial. In "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]", he is vivisected by scientists who know nothing of his physiology and leaves one of his hearts behind.<br />
*He may be a fan of Scooby-Doo, as he said "Well gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.", a catchphrase of Fred.{{er|3ACV06}}<br />
*According to the [[Contrabulous Choosematron]], Zoidberg is "delicious with butter and lemon",{{er|7ACV02}} though this could be a gag since those two do work well with lobster.<br />
*He can harmonize with himself, possibly with two sets of vocal cords.<br />
*He is one of three current crew members of Planet Express that have worked for Mom in some capacity, the other two being Farnsworth and Hermes.<br />
*He is unable to swim very well, and does a "doggie paddle" instead of a proper stroke.<br />
*He frequently claims that various member of the crew (Hermes, Bender, etc.) are his "best friend", despite having absolutely no evidence to suggest it's true (or any evidence that any of them consider him a 'friend' at all).<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Zoidberg''': ''[To [[Fry]].]'' Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say ''BR BR BR BR BRRRRRRRR''.<br />
'''Fry''': ''BR BR BR BR BRRRRRRRR''.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': What? My mother was a saint! Get out!!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': In my experience, boxes are usually empty, sometimes with a little cheese stuck to the top, and one time pepperoni, what a day that was!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Alright, I'm coming.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': The female Leela's problem is purely medical, soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Oh, the hypochondriac's back! So what is it this time?<br />
'''Fry''': Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': That's normal. Next patient!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': I saw a frilly cake in here you would remember all your life. I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosty beauty. [shouting] Order the cake, dammit!!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Lrrr''': I mean, look at Donkey Kong here. Have you smelt his loincloth lately?<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Yes.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Dr. Zoidberg''': I don't quite know how to say this. Fry is dead!<br />
'''Fry''': Oooow... ''[Fry stirs, alive.]''<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Wait. Not dead, the other thing.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Like Dr. Zoidberg: he's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Damn right!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Please!<br />
'''Leela''': For your information, it's because he's hideous.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Aw!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Look, coupons! I can get two oil changes for the price of one. Now, if I could only afford the one... and the car. Ah, the years! So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Clamps''': Mind your own business, slick.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': My name is not Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [bleep] []I] ''[NG ZOIDBERG!!!.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I'll just do the cutting.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [bleep] []i] ''[Ng gut you like a {{cat|fishe|fish}}!.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Professor Farnsworth''': No. I'm afraid the Smellescope isn't powerful enough. Bender's odour is so mild it's being overpowered by local sources.<br />
''[He, Fry and Leela glare at Zoidberg who jumps up and claps with delight.]''<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Hooray! People are paying attention to me!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Only $14.99 for a two-record set. ''Two'' records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!<br />
'''Man''': [on phone] Hello?<br />
'''Zoidberg''': Hello? I'll take eight!<br />
''[Time lapse.]''<br />
'''Tinny Tim''': [shouting] Extra! Extra! Greatest opera of all time sucks.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': I'll take eight!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Strange. Usually you don't know anything about human anatomy.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': I learned it from a decongestant commercial. [echoing] "Soothing action, action, action, action..."</poem><br />
<poem>'''Professor Farnsworth''': So many loves half-loved. So many inventions half-invented. That damn time machine alone set me back fifteen years.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': If only it'd worked, you could go back and not waste your time on it.</poem><br />
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=== Catchphrases and running jokes ===<br />
[[File:Zoidberg 7ACV19.png|thumb|225px|Zoidberg as [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the berry burglar]]'s monster.{{er|7ACV19}}]]<br />
*(At inappropriate times) Hello.<br />
*Sometimes he will (with a grin) exclaim "What an honor!"{{er|3ACV19}}<br />
*Excellent, excellent!<br />
*(Famous person)? I love that guy!<br />
*Woop woop woop woop!{{iiw}} (This sound effect is based on sound effects made by The Three Stooges.)<br />
*Hooray!<br />
*Dibs on...! or alternative forms of calling dibs on something. Zoidberg usually comes late to Bender (for Leela's [[iPod]] in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' and the ship's shotgun in "[[Parasites Lost]]") or [[Amy]] (for Leela's maid of honor in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'')<br />
*(Depressed, after being insulted, ignored, or one-upped) Awwww...<br />
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Also, he is usually shown to be highly unintelligent when it comes to being a doctor, such as thinking that Amy is the father of Leela's [[popplers|poppler]], that humans have multiple mouths, that Fry is a robot, and that humans digest food in their hearts. More so, he often mistakes the human penis for other objects, especially that of Hermes. The closest he has ever been to showing competence in the field of human medical science was in "[[Parasites Lost]]", but only because he saw it in a commercial.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
{{themeappear|episodes=no|list=no}} ''Outside of the sequence, he appears in almost every episode/film/[[Comic Listing|comic]], only missing the following:''<br />
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*{{e|1ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV02}}<br />
*{{clink|US#076|Captain Brannigan: The Windbag Soldier}}<br />
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:''The following categories may be of interest:''<br />
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*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Zoidberg|A plots focusing on Zoidberg]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Zoidberg|B plots focusing on Zoidberg]]<br />
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== Notes and references ==<br />
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[[Category:Aliens]]<br />
[[Category:Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Decapods]]<br />
[[Category:Doctors|J]]<br />
[[Category:Globetrotters]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Morbo&diff=153225Morbo2015-10-06T00:26:40Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
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|name=Morbo<br />
|image=[[File:Morbo 6ACV04.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=Morbo hosting ''[[Channel √2 News]]'', in [[3010]].{{er|6ACV04}} The story is the death of [[Jim]].<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Morbo's species|Unnamed species]]<br />
|job=[[Television]] Presenter<br />
|family=''See [[#Family|Family]] section<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV08}}<br />
|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche<br />
}}<br />
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'''Morbo''' the Annihilator is one of the [[Morbo's species|little known species of yellow-eyed aliens with gigantic heads]], the husband of [[Fawn]], and the father of her numerous belligerent offspring. He is also a widely known [[television]] presenter. Morbo started as a reporter in [[Los Angeles]], and now co-hosts several shows on [[Channel √2]], most prominently, [[Channel √2 News|the news]], with [[Linda van Schoonhoven]], with whom he maintains [[#Relationship with Linda|a relationship]] that is at least odd. He regular rapes Linda on the air. He enjoys drinking his own Siemen and eating poop.<br />
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A violent [[List of alien species|alien]] and a good friend of [[Richard Nixon's head|President Richard Nixon]], he is also obsessed with taking over [[Earth]], mentioning it very frequently. Apparently, he is the scout of an impending [[:Category:Alien Invasions of Earth|alien invasion]], although it is possible that his evil is just an act used to increase ratings. Morbo always refers to himself in the third person, and his exposed torso is [[A Taste of Freedom|terrifying]] beyond imagination.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Together with [[Fawn|his wife]], he attended the party in the [[Museum of Natural History]] following the victory of [[Earthicans]] to [[Spiderians]],{{er|4ACV16}} the opera [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] wrote,{{er|4ACV18}} and the [[Violet Dwarf Star Implosion]] ceremomy.{{er|ItWGY}}<br />
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In [[3010]], Morbo the Annihillator was seen in a recorded video shown in the [[V-GINY]],{{er|6ACV02}} announced the first known ad for the [[eyePhone]],{{er|6ACV03}} covered the passing of [[Proposition ∞]] and consequent legalization of [[Robosexuality|robosexual]] marriage,{{er|6ACV04}} hosted the ''[[Who Dares to Be a Millionaire?]]'' game show,{{er|6ACV05}} and announced ''[[Doom]]'' at 11.{{er|6ACV10}} He also attended the [[Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser#3010 Edition|Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser]].{{er|6ACV12}}<br />
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== Shows ==<br />
*''[[Channel √2 News]]'' {{small|(co-host with [[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]])}}<br />
*''[[Good Morning, Earth]]'' {{small|(co-host with Linda)}}<br />
*''[[Entertainment and Earth Invasion Tonite]]'' {{small|(host)}}<br />
*''[[Tea with Titans]]'' {{small|(host)}}<br />
*''[[Who Dares to Be a Millionaire?]]'' {{small|(host)}}<br />
*''[[Morbo's Movie Reviews]]'' {{small|(host)}}<sup>[[How to Secede Without Really Trying|[US#059]]]</sup><br />
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== Relationship with Linda ==<br />
He seems to treat [[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]] with contempt, the same way he would treat any other Human. However, [[List of deleted scenes#Into the Wild Green Yonder|a deleted scene]] of ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' shows that he was visibly upset that she was no longer around, and violently shook the camera, which could imply that he cares for her to a degree. He also comforted her when she broke down in tears due to suffering from [[alcohol]] withdrawal.<br />
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== Character Description ==<br />
=== Family ===<br />
*[[Fawn]], wife.<br />
*Belligerent and numerous offspring.{{er|2ACV03}}<br />
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== Image Gallery ==<br />
<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Morbo 6ACV02.jpg|[[Channel √2 News]] seen twice in the [[V-GINY]].{{er|6ACV02}}<br />
Image:Morbo 6ACV03.jpg|{{cat|Cat}} death plunge, breaking puff piece.{{er|6ACV03}}<br />
Image:Morbo 6ACV05.jpg|Hosting the ''[[Who Dares to Be a Millionaire?]]'' game show.{{er|6ACV05}}<br />
Image:Morbo 6ACV10.jpg|With [[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]], announcing ''[[Doom]]'', tonight at 11.{{er|6ACV10}}<br />
Image:Morbo 6ACV12.jpg|In the [[Annual Astor Endowment Fundraiser#3010 Edition|3010 Astor Endowment Fundraiser]].{{er|6ACV12}}<br />
Image:Morbo 7ACV13.png|As coral.{{er|7ACV13}}<br />
Image:Morbo 7ACV19.png|As a ghost.{{er|7ACV19}}<br />
Image:Morbo game.png|As seen in [[Futurama (video game)|the game]].<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
[[File:Volume 2 - New cover.png|thumb|The cover for the re-issue of [[Volume Two]].]]<br />
*Morbo is one of the few non-[[:Category:Primary characters|primary characters]] who appear in every [[film]].<br />
*He is featured on the cover for the re-issue of [[Volume Two]].<br />
*He has been known to sing karaoke. His skills appear rather sub-par, but no one seems to notice (or are too afraid of offending him in any way).<br />
*His name is on the ''Walk of Fame'' in [[Los Angeles]].<br />
*In several episodes, Linda newscasts alone. According to the [[Episode Commentary Listing|commentaries]], this is because the writers leave him out of episodes that have a large focus on aliens.<br />
*His favorite film is ''{{w|Mars Attacks!}}''.<sup>[[How to Secede Without Really Trying|[US#059]]]</sup><br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''Morbo''': Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a [[giant ball of garbage|gigantic ball of garbage]] will destroy their pathetic {{cat|cit||y}} of [[New New York]].</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': In all, this is one day Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget.<br />
'''Morbo''': ''[Laughs.]'' Kittens give Morbo gas.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': In lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Referring to the turtles migrating to {{w|Holland}}.]'' I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.<br />
'''Morbo''': [to Linda] Windmills do not work that way! [to viewers] Goodnight!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': [to Fawn] Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates. [[John Jackson|Puny human number one]], [[Jack Johnson|puny human number two]] and Morbo's good friend, [[Richard Nixon's head|Richard Nixon]].<br />
'''Nixon's head''': Hello, Morbo. How's the {{cat|famil||y}}?<br />
'''Morbo''': Belligerent and numerous.<br />
'''Nixon's head''': Good man!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo?<br />
'''Morbo''': Because viewers trust a deep male voice, and huge, throbbing forehead veins! ''[Head veins pulsate.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': Our top story, {{the universe}}'s most wanted [[feministas|eco-feminists]] are now behind bars, including {{cat|gang}} leader [[Turanga Leela]], AKA the notorious B. I. Itch.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': At the risk of editorializing, this reporter applauds the demise of the pathetic human species!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.<br />
'''Linda''': It's a T. It goes "tuh".<br />
'''Morbo''': Hello, little man. I will destroy you!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': I hated [[Jim]]!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Tonight at 11:<br />
'''Morbo''': ''DOOOOOOOOOOOOM''!</poem><br />
|2}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
{{appear-begin}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV19}} {{mito}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV22}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV06}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV18}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{f|3}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV02}} {{cameo|inside [[V-GINY]]}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV26}}{{disputed canon}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV04}}{{mito}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV19}} {{cameo|link=no|0:55}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV24}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV26}}<br />
*{{g|1}}<br />
*{{clink|US#001|Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#004|DOOP the Right Thing!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#005|Who's Dying to Be a Gazillionaire?}}<br />
*{{clink|US#006|Xmas Time Is Fear}}<br />
*{{clink|US#007|New Year's Rockin' Evil}}<br />
*{{clink|US#011|The Cure for the Common Clod}}<br />
*{{clink|US#012|Sideshow Fry}}<br />
*{{clink|US#021|More than a Filling!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#034|Planet Michelle}}<br />
*{{clink|US#035|Son of the Sun}}<br />
*{{clink|US#042|Homeward Boned}}<br />
*{{clink|US#043|Welcome to my Nightmall}}<br />
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}<br />
*{{clink|US#048|Claw and Order}}<br />
*{{clink|US#050|Your Mother Wears Pilot Boots}}<br />
*{{clink|US#052|Ro-Botox!}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#052-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in Purple Tentacle Tour|Ro-Botox!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{clink|US#054|How Much is that Mutant in the Window?}}<br />
*{{clink|US#059|How to Secede Without Really Trying}}<br />
*{{clink|US#060|The Bot Who Cried Wolf}}<br />
*{{clink|US#062|Lost Our Leela}}<br />
*{{clink|US#065|The Sun Also Raises!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#071|Pizza Wars}}<br />
*{{clink|US#072|Trading Spaces}}<br />
*{{clink|US#073|Night of the Automated Dead}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X03|Slaves of New New York!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X04|The Read Menace!}}<br />
*{{esplink|3H312|Everybody Loves Hypnotoad: "Amazon Adventure"|Everybody Loves Hypnotoad#Episode 3H312: "Amazon Adventure"}}<br />
*{{e|s=3}} {{disputed canon}}<br />
{{appear-end}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Aliens]]<br />
[[Category:Morbo's species]]<br />
[[Category:Television hosts]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Linda_van_Schoonhoven&diff=153224Linda van Schoonhoven2015-10-06T00:25:27Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=s<br />
|name=Linda van Schoonhoven<br />
|image=[[File:Linda van Schoonhoven.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=Linda hosting ''[[Channel √2 News]]''.<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|species=[[Humans|Human]]<br />
|origin=Probably [[Earth]], [[United States of America|USA]], [[Los Angeles]]<br />
|family=Unnamed [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|children]]<br />
|job=[[Television]] Presenter<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV08}}<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Linda van Schoonhoven''' is a female [[Humans|human]], probably originating from [[Los Angeles]], [[United States of America|USA]], [[Earth]]. She is a widely known [[television]] presenter, and co-hosts several shows on [[Channel √2]], most prominently, [[Channel √2 News|the news]], with [[Morbo]]. Linda frequently laughs at very serious threats from him, and often describes news in a cheery way no matter how tragic it is, examples include the imminent destruction of [[New New York]] by a [[giant ball of garbage]] {{et|1ACV08}} and a [[dark matter]] oil spill on [[Pluto]] {{et|3ACV05}}. She also laughed at and commented on the death of [[Jim|a news reporter]] in a [[hovercopter]] crash {{et|6ACV04}}. She is always seen with blonde hair and a futuristic pink dress. She is an alcoholic, and without [[alcohol]] is unable to cope with [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|her children]], her newscasting and life in general {{et|6ACV17}}. Moro regularly rapes her on the air. She was also rape by Tina Belcher. She was also molested by Sandra bullock. She was also raped by Amy Wong. She was also molested by fry. She was also raped by Ann Hathaway.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
In [[3008]], Linda van Schoonhoven unintentionally mated with [[Yivo|a planet-sized monster]] ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBwaBB]]), and, two years later, became one of the [[Feministas]], along with [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Amy Wong|Amy]] ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ItWGY]]). This was the first time she interacted with the [[:Category:Primary characters|primary characters]].<br />
<br />
In [[3010]], she was seen in a recorded video shown in the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}, and covered the passing of [[Proposition ∞]] and consequent legalization of [[Robosexuality|robosexual]] marriage {{et|6ACV04}}, as well as the visit of [[Robo-Hungary|Robo-Hungarian]] [[Emperor Nikolai]] to New New York {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
<br />
In [[3011]], it was revealed that she was an alcoholic and mother, when the millions of tiny [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Benders]] stole all booze and she couldn't handle her newscasting sober {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
In [[3014]], Linda was eaten by a [[Bart Simpson creatures|rabbit creature]] while hosting the news {{et|s3}}. It being the [[31st century]], it is possible that she was revived later. {{disputed canon}}<br />
<br />
== Shows ==<br />
*''[[Channel √2 News]]'' (co-host with Morbo)<br />
*''[[Good Morning, Earth]]'' (co-host with Morbo)<br />
<br />
== Character Description ==<br />
=== Family ===<br />
* [[Yivo]], ex-spouse ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBwaBB]]).<br />
* [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|Children]] {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Linda is one of the few non-primary characters who appear in every [[film]].<br />
*Her last name, which is revealed in a [[List of deleted scenes#Into the Wild Green Yonder|deleted scene]] of ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', is Dutch ("van" being Dutch for "of" and "Schoonhoven" being the name of {{w|Schoonhoven|a city}} in the Netherlands).<br />
*In several episodes, she newscasts alone. According to the [[Episode Commentary Listing|commentaries]], this is because the writers leave [[Morbo]] out of episodes that have a large focus on aliens, such as {{H. G. Blob}} or [[Lrrr]].<br />
*When she is hot or in a panic, her make-up and eyeliner is smeared.<br />
*She appears to be slightly ditsy.<br />
*She was once terrified by Morbo's exposed torso, screaming hysterically on live TV {{et|4ACV05}}.<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{cleanup|section=yes}}<br />
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{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Solemn.]'' Continuing our coverage of a tragic... ''[Upbeat.]'' But far away... ''[Solemn.]'' Story.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': In all, this is one day Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget.<br />
'''[[Morbo]]''': ''[Laughs.]'' Kittens give Morbo gas.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Refering to the turtles migrating to Holland.]'' I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.<br />
'''Morbo''': ''[To Linda.]'' Windmills do not work that way! ''[To viewers.]'' Goodnight!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo?<br />
'''Morbo''': Because viewers trust a deep male voice, and huge, throbbing forehead veins! ''[Head veins pulsate.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': [[Feministas]], unite!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Completely drunk/off her face.]'' Oh, hey....you....Good evening...Who you callin' drunk?! ''You're'' not drunk, ''I'm'' drunk!! ''[Collapses off her seat.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': [After being affected by the [[Brain Spawn]]] ''[Spinning in his chair until he falls.]''<br />
'''Linda''': ''[Also affected.]'' [laughs] You fell! Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was, a train got crashed in [[New Jersey]]. Wanna see?<br />
''[Cut to a video of a burning train.]''<br />
'''Linda (con't.)''': People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said "I'm sending in more trains!"<br />
''[Another train crashes into it and bursts into flames. People scurry to get on board.]''<br />
'''Morbo''': Morbo cannot understand his teleprompter, he forgot how you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat.<br />
'''Linda''': It's a 'T', it goes "tuh".</poem><br />
|2}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
{{appear-begin}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV15}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV22}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV06}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV18}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV02}} <small>(seen in the [[V-GINY]])</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}} <small>([[100th Delivery Party#Guests|cameo]])</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV24}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV26}}{{disputed canon}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV24}}<br />
*{{g|1}}<br />
*{{clink|US#001|Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#006|Xmas Time Is Fear}}<br />
*{{clink|US#007|New Year's Rockin' Evil}}<br />
*{{clink|US#012|Sideshow Fry}}<br />
*{{clink|US#021|More than a Filling!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#035|Son of the Sun}}<br />
*{{clink|US#042|Homeward Boned}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#052-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in Purple Tentacle Tour|Ro-Botox!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{clink|US#054|How Much is that Mutant in the Window?}}<br />
*{{clink|US#059|How to Secede Without Really Trying}}<br />
*{{clink|US#065|The Sun Also Raises!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#072|Trading Spaces}}<br />
*{{clink|US#073|Night of the Automated Dead}}<br />
*{{e|s=3}} {{disputed canon}}<br />
{{appear-end}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Television hosts]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Linda_van_Schoonhoven&diff=153223Linda van Schoonhoven2015-10-06T00:24:30Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=s<br />
|name=Linda van Schoonhoven<br />
|image=[[File:Linda van Schoonhoven.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=Linda hosting ''[[Channel √2 News]]''.<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|species=[[Humans|Human]]<br />
|origin=Probably [[Earth]], [[United States of America|USA]], [[Los Angeles]]<br />
|family=Unnamed [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|children]]<br />
|job=[[Television]] Presenter<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV08}}<br />
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Linda van Schoonhoven''' is a female [[Humans|human]], probably originating from [[Los Angeles]], [[United States of America|USA]], [[Earth]]. She is a widely known [[television]] presenter, and co-hosts several shows on [[Channel √2]], most prominently, [[Channel √2 News|the news]], with [[Morbo]]. Linda frequently laughs at very serious threats from him, and often describes news in a cheery way no matter how tragic it is, examples include the imminent destruction of [[New New York]] by a [[giant ball of garbage]] {{et|1ACV08}} and a [[dark matter]] oil spill on [[Pluto]] {{et|3ACV05}}. She also laughed at and commented on the death of [[Jim|a news reporter]] in a [[hovercopter]] crash {{et|6ACV04}}. She is always seen with blonde hair and a futuristic pink dress. She is an alcoholic, and without [[alcohol]] is unable to cope with [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|her children]], her newscasting and life in general {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
In [[3008]], Linda van Schoonhoven unintentionally mated with [[Yivo|a planet-sized monster]] ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBwaBB]]), and, two years later, became one of the [[Feministas]], along with [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Amy Wong|Amy]] ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ItWGY]]). This was the first time she interacted with the [[:Category:Primary characters|primary characters]].<br />
<br />
In [[3010]], she was seen in a recorded video shown in the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}, and covered the passing of [[Proposition ∞]] and consequent legalization of [[Robosexuality|robosexual]] marriage {{et|6ACV04}}, as well as the visit of [[Robo-Hungary|Robo-Hungarian]] [[Emperor Nikolai]] to New New York {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
<br />
In [[3011]], it was revealed that she was an alcoholic and mother, when the millions of tiny [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Benders]] stole all booze and she couldn't handle her newscasting sober {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
In [[3014]], Linda was eaten by a [[Bart Simpson creatures|rabbit creature]] while hosting the news {{et|s3}}. It being the [[31st century]], it is possible that she was revived later. {{disputed canon}}<br />
<br />
== Shows ==<br />
*''[[Channel √2 News]]'' (co-host with Morbo)<br />
*''[[Good Morning, Earth]]'' (co-host with Morbo)<br />
<br />
== Character Description ==<br />
=== Family ===<br />
* [[Yivo]], ex-spouse ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBwaBB]]).<br />
* [[Linda van Schoonhoven's children|Children]] {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Linda is one of the few non-primary characters who appear in every [[film]].<br />
*Her last name, which is revealed in a [[List of deleted scenes#Into the Wild Green Yonder|deleted scene]] of ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', is Dutch ("van" being Dutch for "of" and "Schoonhoven" being the name of {{w|Schoonhoven|a city}} in the Netherlands).<br />
*In several episodes, she newscasts alone. According to the [[Episode Commentary Listing|commentaries]], this is because the writers leave [[Morbo]] out of episodes that have a large focus on aliens, such as {{H. G. Blob}} or [[Lrrr]].<br />
*When she is hot or in a panic, her make-up and eyeliner is smeared.<br />
*She appears to be slightly ditsy.<br />
*She was once terrified by Morbo's exposed torso, screaming hysterically on live TV {{et|4ACV05}}.<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{cleanup|section=yes}}<br />
<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Solemn.]'' Continuing our coverage of a tragic... ''[Upbeat.]'' But far away... ''[Solemn.]'' Story.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': In all, this is one day Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget.<br />
'''[[Morbo]]''': ''[Laughs.]'' Kittens give Morbo gas.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Refering to the turtles migrating to Holland.]'' I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.<br />
'''Morbo''': ''[To Linda.]'' Windmills do not work that way! ''[To viewers.]'' Goodnight!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo?<br />
'''Morbo''': Because viewers trust a deep male voice, and huge, throbbing forehead veins! ''[Head veins pulsate.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': [[Feministas]], unite!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Linda''': ''[Completely drunk/off her face.]'' Oh, hey....you....Good evening...Who you callin' drunk?! ''You're'' not drunk, ''I'm'' drunk!! ''[Collapses off her seat.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': [After being affected by the [[Brain Spawn]]] ''[Spinning in his chair until he falls.]''<br />
'''Linda''': ''[Also affected.]'' [laughs] You fell! Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was, a train got crashed in [[New Jersey]]. Wanna see?<br />
''[Cut to a video of a burning train.]''<br />
'''Linda (con't.)''': People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said "I'm sending in more trains!"<br />
''[Another train crashes into it and bursts into flames. People scurry to get on board.]''<br />
'''Morbo''': Morbo cannot understand his teleprompter, he forgot how you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat.<br />
'''Linda''': It's a 'T', it goes "tuh".</poem><br />
|2}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
{{appear-begin}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV15}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV14}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV22}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV06}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV08}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV18}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV02}} <small>(seen in the [[V-GINY]])</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}} <small>([[100th Delivery Party#Guests|cameo]])</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV24}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV26}}{{disputed canon}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV24}}<br />
*{{g|1}}<br />
*{{clink|US#001|Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#006|Xmas Time Is Fear}}<br />
*{{clink|US#007|New Year's Rockin' Evil}}<br />
*{{clink|US#012|Sideshow Fry}}<br />
*{{clink|US#021|More than a Filling!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#035|Son of the Sun}}<br />
*{{clink|US#042|Homeward Boned}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#052-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in Purple Tentacle Tour|Ro-Botox!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{clink|US#054|How Much is that Mutant in the Window?}}<br />
*{{clink|US#059|How to Secede Without Really Trying}}<br />
*{{clink|US#065|The Sun Also Raises!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#072|Trading Spaces}}<br />
*{{clink|US#073|Night of the Automated Dead}}<br />
*{{e|s=3}} {{disputed canon}}<br />
{{appear-end}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Television hosts]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Frida_Waterfall&diff=153222Frida Waterfall2015-10-05T23:42:12Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Frida Waterfall<br />
|type=t<br />
|type2=d<br />
|image=[[File:Frida Waterfall.jpg|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|job=Raping her Great Grandfathers dead body<br />
|origin = [[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by= Phil Hendrie<br />
|first appear={{e|4ACV05}}<br />
|family = ''See [[Waterfall family]]''<br />
}}<br />
'''Frida Waterfall''' was the great-granddaughter of [[Old Man Waterfall]] and the sister of [[Hutch Waterfall]]. She lead the eco-feminist group, the [[Feministas]], in order to protest violations against nature. However, despite her protests, she never actually meant for her group to have any effect, but after the accidental killing of the vice president, [[Headless body of Agnew|Spiro Agnew]], the group became more focused on sabotage, and installed [[Turanga Leela]] as its leader, though Frida remained communications director. Frida raped her Great Grand Father's dead body. Then she had diarrea. <br />
<br />
Her job as communications director was even satirized by Leela because of her constant awful feminine puns on common words or phrases. Frida was killed when she was attacked by a [[Dark One]] after considering the message she was to tell Leela from Fry.<br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*She is a parody of stereotypical environmentalists and stereotypical feminists.<br />
*She was mentioned in the commentary for "The Problem with Popplers" manifesting the future Waterfall family member that would appear in an upcoming episode.<br />
*She is one of the few ''Futurama'' [[:Category:Female characters voiced by men|female characters to be voiced by men]].<br />
*She and her great-grandfather are the only members of the Waterfall family to not die in the episode that they are introduced in.<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|4ACV05}}<br />
* {{f|4}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV13}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV14}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV15}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Female characters voiced by men]]<br />
[[Category:Waterfall family]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Frida_Waterfall&diff=153221Frida Waterfall2015-10-05T23:41:14Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Frida Waterfall<br />
|type=t<br />
|type2=d<br />
|image=[[File:Frida Waterfall.jpg|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|gender=Female<br />
|job=Communications director for the [[Feministas]]<br />
|origin = [[Earth]]<br />
|voiced by= Phil Hendrie<br />
|first appear={{e|4ACV05}}<br />
|family = ''See [[Waterfall family]]''<br />
}}<br />
'''Frida Waterfall''' was the great-granddaughter of [[Old Man Waterfall]] and the sister of [[Hutch Waterfall]]. She lead the eco-feminist group, the [[Feministas]], in order to protest violations against nature. However, despite her protests, she never actually meant for her group to have any effect, but after the accidental killing of the vice president, [[Headless body of Agnew|Spiro Agnew]], the group became more focused on sabotage, and installed [[Turanga Leela]] as its leader, though Frida remained communications director.<br />
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Her job as communications director was even satirized by Leela because of her constant awful feminine puns on common words or phrases. Frida was killed when she was attacked by a [[Dark One]] after considering the message she was to tell Leela from Fry.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*She is a parody of stereotypical environmentalists and stereotypical feminists.<br />
*She was mentioned in the commentary for "The Problem with Popplers" manifesting the future Waterfall family member that would appear in an upcoming episode.<br />
*She is one of the few ''Futurama'' [[:Category:Female characters voiced by men|female characters to be voiced by men]].<br />
*She and her great-grandfather are the only members of the Waterfall family to not die in the episode that they are introduced in.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|4ACV05}}<br />
* {{f|4}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV13}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV14}}<br />
**{{e|5ACV15}}<br />
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[[Category:Waterfall family]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Smitty&diff=153220Smitty2015-10-05T23:39:22Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|type=s<br />
|name=Smitty<br />
|image=[[File:Smitty.jpg|225px]]<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|job=[[Peace officer]] at [[New New York Police Department]], retired<br />
|family=[[Smitty's father]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1}}<br />
|voiced by=Billy West<br />
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'''Officer Smith''', better known as '''Smitty''', is a peace officer at the [[New New York Police Department]]. He was retired in the summer of [[3011]], but somehow returned to the force. His main partner is [[URL]], and they often go keeping the peace together. Smitty enjoys drinking urine and eating kidney stones.<br />
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Smitty is generally the weaker part of the partnership, where URL is the one who gets them both motivated to do their job. Unlike URL, Smitty has been fired on occasion, but was hired back on the force after capturing [[Robot Santa]], who was actually [[Bender]]. URL revealed that Smitty took an early retirement shortly before [[Philip J. Fry]] joined the NNY Police Department {{et|6ACV16}}.<br />
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Somehow, he came out of retirement and rejoined the force sometime after Fry got fired {{et|6ACV24}}. Then he had diarrea. Shortly afterward, he and URL arrested [[Hubert Farnsworth|Hubert]] and [[Cubert Farnsworth]] for violation of [[Bender]]'s license agreement ([[6ACV25]]). He was also involved in the pursuit of Bender after he kidnapped [[Ben]] from [[Bev]].<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*Smitty is featured on one of the discs of ''[[Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009|The Complete Collection 1999-2009]]''.<br />
*Smitty became a cop because his [[Smitty's father|father]] owned a restaurant where people wouldn't pay for their meals.<br />
*Smitty and URL seem to ride NNYPD patrol car 718, which is an anagram for 187, the LA murder code. It is also one of the area codes used in [[Old New York|New York City]].<br />
*They use batons that resemble the [[Lightsaber]] from ''[[Star Wars]]''. Unlike their Star Wars counterparts, they are blunt weapons (like nightsticks/batons), rather than superheated blades.<br />
*Smitty and URL are Fry and Bender's counterparts in some ways, as certain traits and facts tend to mirror the pair. Smitty and URL are not only friends, but also co-workers, like Fry and Bender. Smitty, like Fry, is a human male and not that bright, while URL, like Bender, is a robot male who can be cruel at times ("[[Space Pilot 3000]]"). Smitty and URL are also voiced by the same voice actors who voice Fry and Bender. Smitty is voiced by Billy West, who voices Fry, and URL is voiced by [[John DiMaggio]], who voices Bender.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''URL''': [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|He]]'s clean. ''[He closes the door.]'' Smells nice too.<br />
'''Smitty''': Better than me?<br />
'''URL''': Oh, yeah.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Roberto''': Stay back, I've got hostages!<br />
'''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Hooray, I'm helping!<br />
'''Smitty''': Do you have any better hostages?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Smitty''': I guess this is why chief says no hugging.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Smitty''': You're under arrest for child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Smitty''': You're under arrest, [[Kif Kroker|you squishy punk]].</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': Smells like a juicy promotion for me!<br />
'''Smitty''': And a juicy rehiring back onto the force for me!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV.]'' C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.<br />
'''Smitty''': ''[On TV.]'' Then why is there a smoking hole in your ceiling, sir?<br />
'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV. The camera points to the ceiling.]'' What? Crazy upstairs lady must've been shooting down.<br />
'''URL''': ''[On TV.]'' Sir, you're on the top floor of this particular domicile.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Smitty''': He's making a break for it. Get him!<br />
'''Fry''': No, no! I was just picking my nose.<br />
'''Smitty''': He's picking his nose! Get him! ''[He and URL beat Fry with [[lightsaber]]s.]''</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
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*{{e|1ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV06}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV13}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{f|3}}<br />
*{{f|4}} {{cameo|[[audience scene]]}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV23}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV24}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV25}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV15}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV21}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV26}}<br />
*{{clink|US#022|A Fit Worse than Death}}<br />
*{{clink|US#034|Planet Michelle}}<br />
*{{clink|US#039|Rust In Peace}}<br />
*{{clink|US#043|Welcome to my Nightmall}}<br />
*{{clink|US#045|Anthology of Interest II|Anthology of Interest II (comic)}}<br />
*{{clink|US#053|A Bump in the Flight}}<br />
*{{clink|US#059|How to Secede Without Really Trying}}<br />
*{{clink|US#065|The Sun Also Raises!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X03|Slaves of New New York!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X04|The Read Menace!}}<br />
*{{clink|Futurama Conquers The Universe-mini|Leela & Amy in Hostile Makeover}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#057-mini|Zoidberg Makes a House Call|Steampunk'd#Special Features}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#058-mini|H.G. Blob in A Funny Feeling in my Tummy|Boomsday!#Special Features}}<br />
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[[Category:Police officers]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=URL&diff=153219URL2015-10-05T23:37:20Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=s<br />
|name=URL<br />
|image=[[File:Url.jpg|225px]]<br />
|gender=[[Manbot|Male]]<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|job=[[Peace officer]] at [[New New York Police Department]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1}}<br />
|family=[[Bev and URL's child]]<br />
|voiced by=John DiMaggio<br />
}}<br />
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'''URL''' (pronounced "Earl") is a peace officer for the [[New New York Police Department]], whose main partner is [[Smitty]]. URL owns and operates a child pornography buissiness.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
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Little is known of URL's past or for that matter present, but he has been seen periodically throughout [[Futurama|the series]]. What is known is that he has worked with the NNYPD since at least [[2999]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
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On {{date|31 December|text=New Year's Eve}} [[2999]], URL went with [[Smitty]] to the [[Head Museum]], having been called by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] to help catch [[Philip J. Fry|a fugitive who didn't want to be a delivery boy]] {{et|1ACV01}}. Then they had diarrhea. He was later seen with Smitty again to search for {{Bender}}'s antenna after it was cut off {{et|1ACV03}}. They both were later seen at the [[Miss Universe Pageant 3001|3001 Miss Universe Pageant]] {{et|2ACV06}}, where they arrested [[Flexo]] instead of Bender due to a case of mistaken identity. URL and Smitty also arrested the entire [[Planet Express crew]] when they couldn't pay for an expensive meal from [[Elzar's Fine Cuisine]] {{et|2ACV13}}. Smitty and URL later arrested Bender again, thinking he was [[Robot Santa Claus]] {{et|3ACV03}}. They were later seen on [[Pluto]] monitoring Bender's community service after he spilled [[dark matter]] in the penguin reserve {{et|3ACV05}}. They arrested Bender another time with Fry and the [[orphans]] that Bender adopted {{et|3ACV09}}. He and Smitty arrested Bender and Fry for the [[Big Apple Bank]] hold-up instead of [[Roberto]] {{et|3ACV11}}. He later attended the [[Big Robot Party]] on the [[Galápagos Islands]] as did every [[robot]] on [[Earth]] {{et|4ACV08}}. He later told Fry to not let [[Nibbler]]'s dark matter on the sidewalk {{et|4ACV10}}. They later went in the [[Rent-A-Wreck Video]] to find Fry who said the [[Star Trek|forbidden words]] {{et|4ACV11}}. He arrested [[Kif Kroker|Kif]] when he stole property from the aquarium {{et|4ACV16}}. They attended the [[Turanga-Fillmore wedding]], ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]). They arrested [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Wernstrom]] and imprisonned them in the [[Fulcrum County Prism]], he was also present at the [[League of Robots]] when Bender joined the league, ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]). His alter-ego in [[Cornwood]] is the man who guards with Smitty the [[Wipe Castle]] doors, ([[Bender's Game|BG]]). They attended the [[Violet Dwarf Star Implosion]], ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]). In [[3010]], they arrested Bender to vandalizing New New York {{et|6ACV04}} and they arrested Leela when Fry revealed she was a [[Sewer Mutant|mutant]] {{et|6ACV12}}. In [[3011]], they arrested Roberto before Smitty took an early retirement. He was then paired with Fry who joined the police earlier. They arrested [[Erwin Schrödinger]] and they were promoted to the [[Future Crimes Division]]. He then began a [[Robosexuality|robosexual]] love with the [[Chief O'Mannahan]] {{et|6ACV16}}. In [[3012]], he had sex with [[Bev]], who subsequently gave birth to [[Bev and URL's child|their child]] {{et|7ACV01}}.<br />
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== Production ==<br />
His character voice, performed by [[John DiMaggio]], is made to sound like a [[1970s]] soul brother.<br />
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== Image Gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Smitty and URL.jpg|URL with his partner Smitty {{et|3ACV03}}.<br />
File:Fulcrum County Prism 4.png|URL in the Fulcrum County Prism ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]).<br />
File:Castledoor.jpg|Cornwood version ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
File:URL informal.png|URL in his informal outfit {{et|6ACV16}}.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
* URL is featured on one of the discs of ''[[Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009|The Complete Collection 1999-2009]]''.<br />
* Smitty and URL seem to ride NNYC patrol car 718, which is an anagram for 187, the LA murder code. It is also one of the area codes used in [[Old New York|New York City]].<br />
* The police force use batons that resemble the [[Lightsaber]]s from ''[[Star Wars]]''. Unlike their ''Star Wars'' counterparts, however, they are blunt weapons, rather than superheated blades.<br />
* URL's name is the acronym for the [[Internet]] term "{{w|uniform resource locator}}". It was also supposed to be the name for Bender when ''[[Futurama]]'' was in its character-development stages.<br />
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=== Catchphrase ===<br />
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<poem>'''URL''': Oh, yeah.</poem><br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''URL''': He's clean. ''[He closes the door.]'' Smells nice too.<br />
'''Smitty''': Better than me?<br />
'''URL''': Oh, yeah.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': Smells like a juicy promotion for me!<br />
'''Smitty''': And a juicy rehiring back onto the force for me!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV.]'' C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.<br />
'''Smitty''': ''[On TV.]'' Then why is there a smoking hole in your ceiling, sir?<br />
'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV. The camera points to the ceiling.]'' What? Crazy upstairs lady must've been shooting down.<br />
'''URL''': ''[On TV.]'' Sir, you're on the top floor of this particular domicile.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': You see today's ''{{w|Marmaduke}}''? Solid.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': I'm gonna get [[24th century]] on [[Philip J. Fry|his]] ass.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': Undercover pursuit in progress... Baby.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': {{w|Mama Said Knock You Out|Mama said}} "[[Spock]] you out."</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': Time to get off our fat cop asses and ride.</poem><br />
<poem>'''URL''': Police! You're busted!<br />
'''Smitty''': And don't try anything! This glass is laser-proof!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Smitty''': Ya know, [[Bender's tile|that]] don't look half bad on your buttocks.<br />
'''URL''': It does sort of class up the place.</poem><br />
<poem>''[Mushu throws up and the crowd gasps. Smitty and URL stare as Bender sneaks out behind them.]''<br />
'''URL''': It just keeps comin' and comin'.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Kif''': Wait! That chunk. It's the watch! ''[Kif runs down the bleachers and dives into the water. The crowd cheers. He comes up in the middle of the vomit holding the watch.]'' I got it, Amy! I got it! The plan went off without a--<br />
'''[[Whale biologist]]''': He's got aquarium property! Stop him!<br />
'''URL''': Better do what he says. He's a whale biologist.</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
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*{{e|1ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV06}}<br />
*{{e|2ACV13}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV09}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV11}}<br />
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*{{e|4ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV16}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
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*{{f|3}}<br />
*{{f|4}} <small>([[Audience scene|cameo]])</small><br />
*{{e|6ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV16}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV23}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV24}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV25}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV02}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV15}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV18}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV20}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV21}}<br />
*{{e|7ACV26}}<br />
*{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}}<br />
*{{clink|US#022|A Fit Worse than Death}}<br />
*{{clink|US#033|Attack of the 50-ft Amy}}<br />
*{{clink|US#039|Rust In Peace}}<br />
*{{clink|US#043|Welcome to my Nightmall}}<br />
*{{clink|US#045|Anthology of Interest II|Anthology of Interest II (comic)}}<br />
*{{clink|US#053|A Bump in the Flight}}<br />
*{{clink|US#059|How to Secede Without Really Trying}}<br />
*{{clink|US#065|The Sun Also Raises!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#073|Night of the Automated Dead}} {{small|(cover)}}<br />
*{{clink|US#075|Bendership Galactica}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X03|Slaves of New New York!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X04|The Read Menace!}}<br />
*{{clink|Futurama Conquers The Universe-mini|Leela & Amy in Hostile Makeover}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#057-mini|Zoidberg Makes a House Call|Steampunk'd#Special Features}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#058-mini|H.G. Blob in A Funny Feeling in my Tummy|Boomsday!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{g|1}}<br />
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[[Category:Robosexuals]]<br />
[[Category:Robots]]</div>172.56.8.27https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Kif_Kroker&diff=153218Kif Kroker2015-10-05T23:35:12Z<p>172.56.8.27: diarrea</p>
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|type=s<br />
|name=Kif Kroker<br />
|image=[[File:Kif Kroker.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A classic drawing of Kif.<br />
|age=Unknown, likely mid-fifties<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Amphibiosans|Amphibiosan]]<br />
|origin=[[Amphibios 9]], [[Clan Kroker's Sacred Birthing Grounds]]<br />
|job=[[DOOP]] Fourth Lieutenant<br />
|family=''See [[#Family|Family]] section''<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV04}}<br />
|voiced by=Maurice LaMarche<br />
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Fourth Lieutenant '''Kif Kroker''' is an [[Amphibiosan]] working for the [[Democratic Order of Planets]], serving aboard the ''[[Nimbus]]'' as first officer to [[Zapp Brannigan]]. Zapp is generally abusive towards Kif, forcing him to do a variety of demeaning tasks, including shaving his armpits, but Kif meekly tolerates this abuse, as he apparently lacks the confidence to defend himself. However, Kif sometimes seeks out advice from Zapp and is called his most loyal officer and best friend. Since [[3003]] he has had [[Kif-Amy relationship|a relationship]] with [[human]] [[Amy Wong]]. Kif burned his crotch while raping a pizza.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Kif Kroker has fought in wars against the [[Spheroids]] of [[Spheron 1]] ([[War Is the H-Word|2ACV17]]), the [[Spiderians]] of [[Tarantulon 6]] ([[Three Hundred Big Boys|4ACV16]]), the [[Decapodian Army]] in the [[Decapodian Invasion of Earth]] ([[A Taste of Freedom|4ACV05]]), and in all the [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] invasions of [[Earth]] ([[When Aliens Attack|1ACV12]], [[The Problem with Popplers|2ACV15]], [[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences|6ACV11]]). However, he was at one point discharged from the [[DOOP]] when [[Zapp Brannigan]] blamed most of his mistake on him ([[Brannigan, Begin Again|2ACV02]]). Then he had diarrhea.<br />
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Kif also briefly served as first officer on the ill-fated intergalactic cruise ship ''[[Titanic]]'', and, even more briefly, as captain of said vessel after [[Zapp Brannigan]] abandoned his command leaving Kif to go down with the ship. However, Kif managed to evacuate the ship via the escape pods, which is where he first met [[Amy Wong]].<br />
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Kif fell in love with Amy Wong after only a brief meeting with her on the ''Titanic'' ([[A Flight to Remember|1ACV10]]). For a whole year, he was too nervous to speak to Amy, but eventually admitted his feelings for her ([[Amazon Women in the Mood|3ACV01]]). Despite [[Leo and Inez Wong|her parents]]' dislike of him, Amy returned his feelings. Ironically, though, it was them who set Kif and Amy up when Zapp forced the captainship upon him after the vessel crashed. They have been together since their first date ([[Amazon Women in the Mood|3ACV01]]).<br />
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[[Kif's offspring|Hundreds of unnamed children]] of whom [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is the mother and [[Amy Wong|Amy]] is the [[smizmar]] when ([[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch|4ACV01]]). They are currently living in the [[Clan Kroker's Sacred Birthing Grounds|the same place where their father was born]], in an immature, tadpole form, and will have grown legs and emerged from the water by [[3023]]. [[Mr. and Mrs. Kroker|Kif's parents]] live there with them ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]).<br />
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== Character Description ==<br />
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=== Personality ===<br />
Kif Kroker is a nervous and selfconscious individual who suffers from lack of confidence. He is submissive towards [[Zapp Brannigan]], even though Zapp frequently has him do humiliating things. Kif seems like the ideal candidate for General of the [[DOOP Army]], however, he often gets the blame when Zapp makes a mistake and has the credit taken from him by Zapp when he suceeds. However, when under the influence of alcohol, he finds Zapp's statements to be extremely funny.<br />
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=== Friendships and relationships ===<br />
==== Zapp Brannigan ====<br />
[[Zapp Brannigan]] considers Kif to be his closest friend and most loyal officer, and he even tried to comfort Kif after discovering he was in love with [[Amy Wong]], though with very limited success. Kif has been known to insult Zapp behind his back, and despite being rather submissive towards Zapp, Kif once punched Zapp in the stomach after discovering he and Amy had had a brief sexual relationship ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]).<br />
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==== Amy Wong ====<br />
[[File:Fonfon Rubok.png|thumb|275px|Kif and Amy's [[Fonfon Rubok|marriage]].]]<br />
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In [[3001]], Kif met the [[Mars|Martian]] engineering student [[Amy Wong]] on the ''[[Titanic]]'', and exchanges a passionate kiss {{et|1ACV10}}. In [[3003]] they developed an intimate relationship {{et|3ACV01}}, and in [[3008]] Amy became Kif's [[fonfon ru]] ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|BwaBB]]). They briefly broke up {{et|6ACV04}}, but got back together soon afterwards.<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
*[[Kif's offspring|Hundreds of unnamed children]], through [[Turanga Leela]].<br />
*[[Amy Wong]], Kif's [[Coinage#F|Fonfon Ru]], or wife, and [[smizmar]] (''see [[Kif-Amy relationship]] for more info'').<br />
*[[Mr. and Mrs. Kroker]], parents.<br />
*Amy's entire [[Amy Wong#Family|family]] through [[Coinage#F|Fonfon Rubok]].<br />
*At least one sister was briefly seen in "[[Six Characters in Search of a Story]]".<br />
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=== Age ===<br />
Kif is thought to be at least 55 years old, counting his 20 years as a tadpole, his childhood, long enough in the [[DOOP Army]] to become a lieutenant, and the 10 years of [[Futurama|the show]]. Part of this is speculation, though.<br />
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== Image Gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Kif's Children.jpg|[[Kif's offspring|Kif, Leela, and Amy's children]].<br />
Image:Stubbly Kif.jpg|Kif with stubble.<br />
Image:KifUncontrolledCamoflauge.png|Kif with uncontrolled camoflauge.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*[[Maurice LaMarche]] stated that Kif's voice is a combination of {{w|Jon Lovitz}} and {{w|Truman Capote}}.<br />
*Kif is featured on one of the discs of ''[[Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009|The Complete Collection 1999-2009]]''.<br />
*Although Kif is somewhat like an amphibian, he is apparently capable of growing stubble ([[Brannigan, Begin Again|2ACV02]]).<br />
*Kif has no bones, but is supported by a system of fluid filled bladders.<br />
*Can walk on walls and ceilings.<br />
*Has three nipples ([[Amazon Women in the Mood|3ACV01]]).<br />
*Has a camouflage reflex which turns him almost transparent.<br />
**He loses control of this reflex when he becomes nervous.<br />
*Is actually a highly competent crewman, as evidenced during his brief stint with [[Planet Express]] ([[Brannigan, Begin Again|2ACV02]]).<br />
*Is a skilled combatant, as he can hit two spiders with a giant double-headed fly swat ([[Three Hundred Big Boys|4ACV16]]).<br />
*Is a great karaoke singer, in particular ''{{w|Total Eclipse Of The Heart}}'', due to his time in the DOOP Boys' Chorus.<br />
*Was killed twice and has been ressurected by [[Yivo]] ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]) and the [[birthing machine]] ([[Rebirth|6ACV01]]).<br />
*When he is really sick and/or has a hangover, he actually becomes liquid.<br />
*He is a good yet unusual breakdancer ([[That Darn Katz!|6ACV08]]).<br />
*Was shortly promoted to a Captain in the [[DOOP]].<br />
*Lacks a penis, but still wears usual human underwear.<br />
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=== Catchphrase ===<br />
*Kif's most notable word (or in this case, noise) would be his trademark sigh. Usually used when confronted with the ineptitude of his superior, Zapp Brannigan.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Kif''': ''[After holding Amy's hand.]'' Dear Diary, I just made love for the ''second'' time...</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': What planet is this anyway?<br />
'''Zapp''': I 'unno. This whole sector is uncharted.<br />
'''Kif''': It is ''not'' uncharted, you ''lost'' the chart!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp''': Show them my medal, Kif.<br />
'''Kif''': ''[Kif points at a medal on Zapp's chest.]'' He rented it with his tax refund.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Kif''': Use a brush, [[Philip J. Fry|you dunderhead]]! And mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Ow, my arms! I'll never paint again! ''[He feigns crying.]''<br />
'''Kif''': You can't sue the military!<br />
'''Bender''': Oh. I'm alright then.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Amy''': But my doctoral exam is in ten minutes! On Mars! ''[She runs out of bed but steps on something.]'' Eww! Kif, did you yack on the floor?<br />
'''Kif''': ''[The green puddle Amy stepped on grows a mouth, it is Kif.]'' Yes, I did.</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
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*{{clink|US#002|...But Deliver Us to Evil!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#004|DOOP the Right Thing!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#014|Six Characters in Search of a Story}}<br />
*{{clink|US#021|More than a Filling!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#033|Attack of the 50-ft Amy}}<br />
*{{clink|US#034|Planet Michelle}}<br />
*{{clink|US#041|Soldier Boys}}<br />
*{{clink|US#042|Homeward Boned}}<br />
*{{clink|US#044|The Fry and the Furious!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#045|Anthology of Interest II|Anthology of Interest II (comic)}}<br />
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}<br />
*{{clink|US#050|Your Mother Wears Pilot Boots}}<br />
*{{clink|US#057|Steampunk'd}}<br />
*{{clink|US#072|Trading Spaces}}<br />
*{{clink|US#075|Bendership Galactica}} {{mito|wallet (as "Kiff")}}<br />
*{{clink|US#076|Captain Brannigan: The Windbag Soldier}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#051-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in The Seven Day Itch|Fry Cook!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#052-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in Purple Tentacle Tour|Ro-Botox!#Special Features}}<br />
*{{cmlink|US#054-mini|Captain Zapp Brannigan in Rank Call!|How Much is that Mutant in the Window?#Special Features}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X03|Slaves of New New York!}}<br />
*{{clink|US#X04|The Read Menace!}}<br />
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