Difference between revisions of "Transcript:Simpsorama"
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:''['''Scene''': The Simpsons sit on the couch, but it transforms into Hedonismbot.]'' | :''['''Scene''': The Simpsons sit on the couch, but it transforms into Hedonismbot.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Hedonismbot]]''': Ooh! Wiggle in. Get comfortable.</poem> | <poem>'''[[Hedonismbot]]''': Ooh! Wiggle in. Get comfortable.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Marge''': Aaah!</poem> | <poem>'''{{s|Marge Simpson|Marge}}''': Aaah!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Homer''': Hey, a couch is a couch.</poem> | <poem>'''{{s|Homer Simpson|Homer}}''': Hey, a couch is a couch.</poem> | ||
:''[Homer makes himself comfortable as Hedonismbot changes the lightbulb from opaque to red. He takes off Homer's shirt and massages him.]'' | :''[Homer makes himself comfortable as Hedonismbot changes the lightbulb from opaque to red. He takes off Homer's shirt and massages him.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Homer''': Oh! Oh!</poem> | <poem>'''Homer''': Oh! Oh!</poem> | ||
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:''['''Cut to''': The Simpsons' basement. Bart is hanging upside down from a rope with a piece of paper with the words "Tasty Boy" written on it taped to him.]'' | :''['''Cut to''': The Simpsons' basement. Bart is hanging upside down from a rope with a piece of paper with the words "Tasty Boy" written on it taped to him.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Bart''': ''[gasps]''</poem> | <poem>'''{{s|Bart Simpson|Bart}}''': ''[gasps]''</poem> | ||
:''[Bart opens his eyes as a shadowy figure twirls him around.]'' | :''[Bart opens his eyes as a shadowy figure twirls him around.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Shadowy Figure''': Ooh! ''[laughs]''</poem> | <poem>'''Shadowy Figure''': Ooh! ''[laughs]''</poem> | ||
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<poem>'''[[Fry]]''': ''[whispering to Bart]'' That means it's bad!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Fry]]''': ''[whispering to Bart]'' That means it's bad!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': The human DNA in the creatures was only ''half'' Homer's. The other half came from... ''[dramatic sting]'' someone else!</poem> | <poem>'''Farnsworth''': The human DNA in the creatures was only ''half'' Homer's. The other half came from... ''[dramatic sting]'' someone else!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Frink''': Oh, so we can kill ''that'' person instead! Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying VOY-sess that gets on everybody's nerves, with the adding extra noises for no reason. Mayvin! Ployngee.</poem> | <poem>'''{{s|Professor Frink|Frink}}''': Oh, so we can kill ''that'' person instead! Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying VOY-sess that gets on everybody's nerves, with the adding extra noises for no reason. Mayvin! Ployngee.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': And the other person is...</poem> | <poem>'''Farnsworth''': And the other person is...</poem> | ||
:''[Farnsworth pours some liquid into a device. The image on screen is Marge.]'' | :''[Farnsworth pours some liquid into a device. The image on screen is Marge.]'' |
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Written by | J. Stewart Burns |
Transcribed by | Jasonbres |
- [Opening Credits. Caption: A SHOW OUT OF EPISODES TEAMS UP WITH A SHOW OUT OF IDEAS.]
- [Scene: The Simpsons sit on the couch, but it transforms into Hedonismbot.]
Hedonismbot: Ooh! Wiggle in. Get comfortable.
Marge: Aaah!
Homer: Hey, a couch is a couch.
- [Homer makes himself comfortable as Hedonismbot changes the lightbulb from opaque to red. He takes off Homer's shirt and massages him.]
Homer: Oh! Oh!
Hedonismbot: Yes.
- [Hedonismbot feeds Homer grapes and begins to rumble away.]
Homer: [offscreen] Woohoo!
- [Cut to: The Simpsons' basement. Bart is hanging upside down from a rope with a piece of paper with the words "Tasty Boy" written on it taped to him.]
Bart: [gasps]
- [Bart opens his eyes as a shadowy figure twirls him around.]
Shadowy Figure: Ooh! [laughs]
- [The shadowy figure turns its attention to some crates of Duff beer. It begins to open a can.]
Homer: Don't drink my loved ones!
- [Homer whacks the shadowy figure with a broom and the shadowy figure is revealed to be...]
Homer: A robot with a catchphrase!
Bart: Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
- [Homer whacks Bart with the broom and Bart begins to twirl around rapidly.]
Bender: All right! Tetherboy!
- [Homer and Bender each take turns smacking Bart around until the rope catches on fire and drops Bart to the ground.]
Bender: [laughs]
- [Cut to: The Simpsons living room. Farnsworth, Lisa, and Frink walk through the door.]
Fry: [whispering to Bart] That means it's bad!
Farnsworth: The human DNA in the creatures was only half Homer's. The other half came from... [dramatic sting] someone else!
Frink: Oh, so we can kill that person instead! Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying VOY-sess that gets on everybody's nerves, with the adding extra noises for no reason. Mayvin! Ployngee.
Farnsworth: And the other person is...
- [Farnsworth pours some liquid into a device. The image on screen is Marge.]
Homer: Who's that?
Marge: It's me!
Homer: [gasps]